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Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Laykorn Vs Obesemf by obesemf(m): 8:09pm On Jun 24, 2015
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20-06-2015
13:22

Verse for Laykorn

Oga at the top, Ibime, what dey go on?
im here to bring a storm, by studying Mikuz, now im finding form
Coogar Kr0ne and DBR feel my shiiit, it'll be clear after i've won
relax, notice how i 'tagged GOATS in this field?' it's clear im here to destroy corn|



i come with whips, to lash your head or bust
im bringing heat throughout, i no dey save the best for last
im 'do.pe, he's a joke' i just wanna get all facts
we both 'have side effects' im drugs, while he's just for laughs|


kill him with his own work

https://www.nairaland.com/1984575/jonathan-buhari-pics-looks-better
https://www.nairaland.com/2386983/welcome-o-ramadhan-poem-breif
https://www.nairaland.com/2310026/toast-empty-cans-short-story

the gay watches both presidents and oils his thin shaft
he's broke, he 'toasts with empty cans', these are grim facts
he 'doesn't even eat' he's lean, see all memories i bring back
he wrote, 'welcome oh Ramadan', so im prompted to kill him fast|


the day u chose that name, you killed yourself


he thinks he won or what?
he will never lead, if he stayed hot or not
cuz when old ladies dry maize on roof, is the only time we see corn on top



he's whack and dull, some of the reasons I hate
if he ever tries to give me my grave
i slap him through the town,
let him see the killings i made
and if he ever try to get 'up, Lord', it'll be claps for the beatings i gave|



i lock you up, no visiting days
no one care what this primitive says
I make him 'depart', from the city this day
im here to take 'Lay Away' like Sarkodie featuring Sway!!! |


the dull crap he calls rap, we all laugh
no one pays attention to this small rat
so pack your 'shoes' and fall back
we won't respect 'corn verse' if it was written by all stars|

Hot motherfvcker, he'll have his dick missing
she didn't appear, he wanted to fvck Vicky, he was itching
he made it here, they had this nigga considered, cuz Vicky aborted the mission|
WTF!!!
I said, they had this nigga Corn seed dead because Vicky 'aborted' the mission|


i bring the tool of faraday
sling punches that will send the fool faraway
in my last battle, i had to 'act poor', couldn't find another way
cuz if i came with 'a mill' , its clear corn woulda runaway|



do u have a hand,
i got some killers with knives, ready to touch the man
ima even add background music, i will start a band
cause the way i 'took Lay Out' it's obvious this killing had a plan|

eya embarassed

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Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Laykorn Vs Obesemf by obesemf(m): 7:54pm On Jun 24, 2015
let's dance
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 6:03pm On Jun 24, 2015
Guykhena , are you the one creating today's thread? Kr0ne? Darkrebel666 ?
Rap Battles / Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by obesemf(m): 2:20pm On Jun 24, 2015
She hung Sinizia on the cross, casted, bind, delivered and beat the demons out of him.
damn
Rap Battles / Re: Holocaust Tourney 2015 (the Odds, As They Stand) by obesemf(m): 2:19pm On Jun 24, 2015
JAYEFF:
Day 2[Wednesday,24th June 2015]
•Obesemf Vs Laykorn
[10 bars, 8pm]


Odds
Obesemf 1.90
Laykorn 3.50



Obesemf
When a Ghanaian is on stage, you know what time it is. He's a beast, a rising menace, a Liricyst killer and a couple of other murders tagged to his name.

he's a pusssy a stan, he's on coogars dick every hour...|
dropped a wack track on hulkshare, no hype, Yet he's getting louder...|
dropped a little heat on FFR, now he think he got power...|
yo, relax, or if i see this 'baby rush' again, i go wipe am with Dustin powder...|||¤


Laykorn
A poet with bars, ever growing, a menace to vets reputation. His bars sent Vickybash into hiding. Want deep bars? He's got it.

Look, I'm a force to reckon with; the next to blow/ I'm blessed with flow/ this dunce should know/ if you vex me though/ I'll slap your face till the CHAP-HALA like we battled in MEXICO!


boss, abeg, the last bout with liricyst was a tie. grin he go come chew you here
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 10:02pm On Jun 23, 2015
..but we later see ICE ALL OVER JIG you go think say the guy go fight sub-zero.
he's just an INEXPERIENCED BRICKLAYER that why the judge usually find fault in his BUILD UPS.

heat only
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 9:36pm On Jun 23, 2015
Kinglahkay pls link me to your medicine man grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:46pm On Jun 23, 2015
airmark:

Next is your mouth. so you can stay like this lipsrsealed . grin grin grin
embarassed pls forgive
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 6:26pm On Jun 23, 2015
airmark i see you closing threads.
come close here too grin
Rap Battles / Re: Bragging Right!!! (oldschool Vs Newschool) •• Mailmalc Vs Giyazz •• by obesemf(m): 8:09pm On Jun 22, 2015
ah, see as this nigga dey tag me newbie. You wan make i tag romancelanders to destroy this thread
Rap Battles / Re: Bragging Right!!! (oldschool Vs Newschool) •• Mailmalc Vs Giyazz •• by obesemf(m): 7:54pm On Jun 22, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Oya make we derail. grin ., i'll start first.



Obesemf, you said we were d1ckriding.

Now, Look at ur verdict, nd tell me who exactly has d1ckrode.


embarassed plzzzzxxxzzzzzzxzzcZ

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Rap Battles / Re: Bragging Right!!! (oldschool Vs Newschool) •• Mailmalc Vs Giyazz •• by obesemf(m): 7:20pm On Jun 22, 2015
metaphor, flow, opener, personal >> giyazz
wordplay, rhymes, punch Mail
closer tie

Giyazz won
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 11:42pm On Jun 21, 2015
teddybiyasi:

jokes over bars or bars over jokes
teddybiyasi in my mentions. Good weak ahead grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 8:00pm On Jun 20, 2015
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Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney✘[Quarter Finals] WOME✘[Week Of Main Event] by obesemf(m): 6:32pm On Jun 20, 2015
liricyst:


Mehn...yea...would have prefered us both to be in the semis but no qualms....we will both come hard

bruh. u go kill am
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney✘[Quarter Finals] WOME✘[Week Of Main Event] by obesemf(m): 5:17pm On Jun 20, 2015
we all know Liricyst vs Gladyys is the brawl to watch

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Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney[First Round]- Darkrebel666 Vs Limerick by obesemf(m): 9:32pm On Jun 19, 2015
22 likes 10 shares. Still lost, illuminati confirmed

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Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [first Round] Sinizia Vs Gladdys by obesemf(m): 10:52pm On Jun 18, 2015
her opener ended it. The opener alone embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 5:57pm On Jun 18, 2015
obainojazz:
I know... Well,after this tourney....let's have a battle
i go see
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 5:28pm On Jun 18, 2015
obainojazz:
For ishilove to come here...she must have smelt a big fat rat...so is obesemf a rat?

maybe she saw my name in her mentions
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 4:48pm On Jun 18, 2015
Ishilove:
Guy, your ryhmes ain't it at all. No ofeinse
eya embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 4:22pm On Jun 18, 2015
moving through these Gees with these frees
stay blessed like Warriblood, you see how he dey sneeze?
stack up Gees and leave my niggas pleased,
kick em when they tell lies. i make em flee
with glee, i hand the DJ 5 naira and let him put my song on blast,
apart from sex, u never hear of me coming last
i pen bars, the reason my booth is a prison,
i got the mic locked up, punchlines beat it up like an act of treason
traded bars with Giyazz, i deserve more money in my coffers
take Seun hostage till Lalaasticlala makes better offers,
every battle thread on front page, gimme head from ishilove
i stay iced, drop cold flows mo biiitches love
Flow for rank died, DJ5naira gave it another breathe of life,
enter the chatroom, scare the Gees with a knife
smoke trees with Jreyez, till we have forests gone
throw stones when Thesonofmark and Unibenstudent make gay porrrn
get into fights with Classylabolas get beaten with massive English
what dey rhyme with English sef

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 4:20pm On Jun 18, 2015
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 3:06pm On Jun 18, 2015
<baller>……… I'll make u <kick- stones> as ya <death-penalty>
shocked cold

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 3:05pm On Jun 18, 2015
^ your material is hard to read
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 8:45am On Jun 18, 2015
sinizia:
Gladyys, today is our battle, please no no-shows in our contest. We've had almost a week to script our bars, no excuses. If you know you won't make it, say it earlier so i can move on to next round. My bars are ready and in the fridge.

Anyone that knows Gladyys off here should remind her please. Laykorn, if you know Gladyys in your poetry group, remind her today is the D-day.


D-day D-day D-day
hmmm

u wan open zip give am?
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [First Round] Obesemf Vs Danbrowndmf by obesemf(m): 6:49pm On Jun 17, 2015
classyalabolas:

voting closed?
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [First Round] Obesemf Vs Danbrowndmf by obesemf(m): 8:28pm On Jun 16, 2015
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16-06-2015
18:58

verse to danbrowndmf

he's a pusssy a stan, he's on coogars dick every hour...|
dropped a wack track on hulkshare, no hype, Yet he's getting louder...|
dropped a little heat on FFR, now he think he got power...|
yo, relax, or if i see this 'baby rush' again, i go wipe am with Dustin powder...|||¤


his will is weak, he's getting burnt like a wick...|
on the derailers thread, tried moving Demishasmith, he thinks he's slick...|
these flows are thick, you're getting moved like a brick...|
how you go see the light, when you're quick to suck darkrebels diiick?...|||¤


see, im putting you in a dark space...|
put your money down, prepare for the fast pace...|
he's missing, final location, this thread is the last place...|
if you 'bank' on beating me, it'll be in a coffin that your back lays...|||¤

im drastic when i bring my magic...|
he think he's a Nigerian nightmare like Okon Samuel, he barely has it...|
don't talk about punches, we know he lacks it...|
he does remind me of 'boxers' he sees diiick and holds balls like banana republic...|||¤



i leave my house to 'raid yours', i got a rare skill...|
i 'arc' his back with punches that the vets feel...|
the circumference of my blows, will make blood from his head spill...|
and i share 'pie' at his funeral after i have the sir killed...|||¤


i can dig into your files, have your profiled messed more...|
ground breaking personals that can break your head small...|
did my research, your wack tracks, i heard all...|
but the little 'gems in your verse' will be killed when i expose your 'dirt all'...|||¤


my approach is hands on, wordplay , i land some...|
see me kill this dweeb, break any land he stands on...|
the ugly fool dey yarn, he dey form handsome...|
but your girl 'gets paid to realease', she only comes for the ransom...|||¤

i murk them, fully or partly...|
dig my fist in your chest, make our conversations hearty...|
then i hear sirens, i knew his niggas will rat me...|
time for me 'to pack'i got 'all eyes on' me like drinks at a party...|||¤

chai, this obese na bastard, shocked
i think he's in a cult...|
chai, see bars shocked, im sure he keeps em in a vault...|
but he's too violent, it aint really my fault...|
with the way i 'flip' these words, its only right that i add some assault...|||¤

he dreams to be big, he wants to rock shows...|
when he will ever be dope, only Lord knows...|
he go 'rush' 'i capture his girls', with guns concealed in my torn clothes...|
he regains his 'patience' reads this verse again and proclaims, chai diaris God oh...|||¤

eya embarassed

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Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [First Round] Obesemf Vs Danbrowndmf by obesemf(m): 8:23pm On Jun 16, 2015
danbrowndmf:
so what should i do now? Inform kr0ne and Darkrebel na

abeg, post, sharp
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [First Round] Obesemf Vs Danbrowndmf by obesemf(m): 7:26pm On Jun 16, 2015
damn, i just deleted my verse, abeg gimme an extension make i script something sharp. adey beg. Darkrebel666 clasyllabolas danbrowndmf
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obesemf(m): 7:18pm On Jun 16, 2015
WARRIBLOOD:

I bring up word plays even ibime.. cooger can't come up for their full life.. Dude accept it your just hating.. Lol
hair kill T grin
abeg come take award

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