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PrecisionFx:
""He was called of God in 1981 - So how did u find out that he was called by God

""1983 by Pastor EA Adeboye and anoited Bishop in 1987 by a most revered Man of God who mentored him in the 80s and 90s in person of ArchBishop Benson Idahosa" - Oh his fellow yahoo boys ordained him. I thought maybe u would have told me that God ordained him by himself like Jesus n john the Baptist in the Bible.


As I clearly stated which u fled from addressing, Malachi isn't someone's name, in Hebrew it means the prophets. The whole book of Malachi is a book of rules n regulations for the levites(Pastors n prophets n Priests). Any man of God that reads out malachi 3 vs 10 to his congregation is a very BIG thief n a liar, He will end up in hell for pushing his responsibilities to his gullible members.

The rules of tithing is very clear in Deuteronomy 26 vs 12 and Deuteronomy 14 be 28.

Oga precision, you made my day today. Thank you for the time, energy and devotion to deradicalising these sheepless from the bling yahoo pastors. God bless you.

I hhope we will transfer this eye opening and deliverance from pastorprenuers to politicians in Nigeria, who in place of tithe and seed sowing,use religion and tribe to milk us dry.

Earlier today Apple officially unveiled their 2017 smartphone product line: the iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, and iPhone X (10). While the 8 and 8 Plus are smaller iterative releases (they really should have been called the 7S and 7S Plus), it’s the iPhone X getting the most attention and for good reason.

The iPhone X signals a major design shift for Apple. Gone is the home button, replaced by a full-screen display that reaches to all 4 corners of the device. Of course, comparisons to Android are inevitable, almost every new hardware feature showcased on the iPhone X was first introduced on Android. Everything from (mostly) bezel-less displays, facial recognition, wireless charging, Tap-to-Pay, etc. — have been on Android devices at one point or another. We really could go on and on…

But it’s not who does something first, often time it’s who does it best. With the Galaxy Note 8 being the latest Android device on the block — and the one equipped with the most hardware features — it’s got a big target on their back. We don’t think Samsung has much to be worried about. Let’s look at all the reasons why the newly announced iPhone X still can’t compete with the Samsung Galaxy Note 8.

1. Virtual home button in the display


With the iPhone X, we all know Apple made the controversial decision to remove the home button in favor of a big, corner-to-corner display. While the home button has been replaced with a swipe up gesture, it’s not very intuitive and makes the X behave differently from every other iPhone out there. On other iPhones — including the newly announced 8 and 8 Plus — swiping up opens the Control Panel. Samsung has a much better workaround.

On the Galaxy S8/Note 8 you can simply hard press where the home button would be — even if it’s not visible inside full screen apps/games. It’s simple, easy, intuitive. We only wonder why Apple couldn’t figure this out?

2. Headphone jack is still hanging on.

Apple was one of the first smartphone manufacturers courageous enough to do away with the headphone jack knowing full well it would rub even loyalists the wrong way. While many Android manufacturers have also been following suit, Samsung is one of the few brave enough to include it in their latest flagships.

Both the Galaxy S8 and Galaxy Note 8 have a headphone jack and while the quality isn’t necessarily the best, the added utility is certainly appreciated and very much welcomed.

3. Brighter, higher resolution display

After all these years, Apple is finally jumping on the OLED bandwagon, equipping the iPhone X with a high resolution 5.8-inch 2436×1125 panel instead of a traditional LCD one. Samsung’s AMOLED display panels have been around on Android for years, and when it comes to the Galaxy Note 8 — it’s the best in the biz.

Two areas where the Note 8 still has the upper hand is in resolution — 2960×1440 (521 ppi) vs the iPhone X’s 2436×1125 (458 ppi) — and brightness. The Galaxy Note 8’s display reaches an astounding 1,200 nits, whereas the iPhone X only hits a meager 625 nits. That means when it comes to outdoor viewing, the Galaxy Note 8 is still king.

4. Fingerprint sensor, facial recognition, or iris scanning

Facial recognition has been around on Android for awhile. It’s nothing too new but the iPhone X’s combination of advanced sensors and processing power promise to make it as easy as unlocking via your fingerprint. At least in theory. Anyone watching the live stream watched in horror as the iPhone X’s Face ID failed multiple attempts to unlock the device in front of millions of viewers. Even when it works, sometimes reaching for the fingerprint sensor is just more convenient. The problem with the iPhone X? In an unsurprising Apple move, it’s Face ID or nothing at all.

The Galaxy Note 8, however, not only gives you much more flexibility. Not only can you unlock your phone with your face, a more secure iris scanning option is also available, along with a tried-and-true fingerprint sensor located on the back. It’s not the best fingerprint sensor we’ve used, but it gets the job done and that’s all that counts.

5. Expand your storage using a micro SD card

There was a time when micro SD card slots were going the way of the dinosaur on Android devices. Recently we’ve seen a sort of resurgence of the feature, with smartphone manufacturers not only providing ample storage out of the box, but also adding support for micro SD cards.

The Galaxy Note 8 not only comes with 64GB of internal storage, Samsung does users a solid by including a micro SD card slot in case they need to expand their storage further. It’s a great move, one you wont find on the iPhone X or any iOS device for that matter.

6. 100% more RAM for better multitasking

I can’t possibly emphasize enough how RAM is absolutely crucial to the user experience on our mobile devices. With enough of it, you can instantly return to your apps without them having to reload, wasting valuable time and putting extra strain on your phone’s battery. The Galaxy Note 8 features a whopping 6GB of RAM — the most you’ll find on a Galaxy device to date. The extra RAM speeds up performance of the phone considerably and it’s noticeably better than the 4GB found in the Galaxy S8/S8 Plus.

The iPhone X on the other hand features only 3GB of RAM (same as last year’s 7). While an argument can be made that iOS handles has better RAM management than Android, the limited amount of RAM is starting to show its age. On my own personal iPhone 7, apps frequently need to reload, something Note 8 users don’t necessarily have to worry about happening too frequently.

7. Always On Display to see time, notifications at a glance

Samsung’s Always On Display is one of the most handy features to hit smartphones in quite sometime. Being able to see the time, your notifications, calendar, even a picture of a loved one — all completely hands-free where it’s viewable at a glace — is incredibly helpful, I don’t know how I can even live without it.

Unfortunately, even with the battery savings inherent in OLED panels, Apple didn’t think to include this feature in the iPhone X. That means X users will be forced to physically pick up their devices like an animal to check the time or notifications. Lame.

8. 18:9 display that doesn’t get in the way

One of the most defining features of the new iPhone X is that big, beautiful, nearly bezel-less display. Apple did a great job stretching the display to each of the four corners of the phone, but a big black bar at the top — where all the new Face ID sensors are located — sort of ruins the whole aesthetic. It’s a bit of eyesore, one that could trigger your OCD inside of apps, games, or when viewing photos.

The Galaxy Note 8, however, features a big 18.5:9 display, but there’s nothing that gets in the way of that. Sure, you could argue the Note 8 has a little more bezel than the iPhone X, but it could be a worthwhile trade-off for most folks. Especially when viewing 18:9 content on the phone.

9. Dual Audio to connect multiple Bluetooth devices


One of the most interesting tricks found on the Galaxy S8 and Galaxy Note 8 is Samsung’s new Dual Audio feature. This allows you to connect your smartphone to two Bluetooth devices simultaneously.

Whether you and the Mrs want to watch Netflix with your own set of wireless headphones, or you want to broadcast to a speaker and headphones (or any combination of the two), it’s a nice option to have, whether you use it often or not. The iPhone X? No such feature exists.

10. S Pen is a big killer feature


Easily the most stand-out feature of the Galaxy Note 8 is the S Pen. It’s literally what separates the device from the S8 and S8 Plus and provides users with additional functionality. Everything from jotting down quick notes, drawing, or executing shortcuts is all possible using the S Pen.

It’s so much more than just a regular (dumb) capacitive stylus you use on any other device and it’s one of the reasons the Note line is so beloved among fans. The iPhone X? It’s completely pen-less, despite carrying a similar $1,000 price tag.

Culled: http://phandroid.com/2017/09/12/iphone-x-vs-galaxy-note-8/

Hello friends, I am also interested in this scholarship, any one knows if these test centers are located in Kano, Kaduna or Abuja please?

How much will the test cost presently?

Please lets share ideas and experience to encourage each other. It is possible for us to get this my friends.

toastedbread:
vikings?

Mad Max Fury_Hell Road

Witness me!

I myself will carry you into the gates of Valhalla!

xtivin:
If truly you are a Christian you should know that washing the garment of your pastor online is bad, in as much as the spirit of a prophet is subject to the prophet but I feel strongly your pastor is moved in spirit that's why he does that,Nevertheless we should becareful on how we criticise this pastors so that those weak in the faith should not fall, maybe he is trying in the wrong way to encourage his members but let God judge us by our works.Regards

Your summation makes my stomach churn at your brazen idiocy and reverence for mere men masquerading as prophets. Imagine!

"the spirit of a prophet is subject to the prophet"

Where did you get that from?, in the Holy Bible?
My friend i pity for you, you can go ahead to defend them so called men of God thinking you are earning yourself blessings by fighting God's fight. Many of these pastorprenuers even preach heavily against criticizing "anointed" men of god, which apparently has hooked you.

Next poo you will say is "touch not my anointed" and of course Mathew 7.

You can go to hell by quoting or replying me. Church mumu! Pastor Maga!

Topgainer:
Sounding always like Satanic apologetics. This is what they teach in the Prophetic ministries a.k.a the talknados, pampering immoral life, begging lawlessness and condoning excuses for below par behaviors. Some go extra length to say if one person goes out of this ministry god will bring 10. Didn't Jesus say be ye Perfect as your Father is perfect but the Prosperity false teachers and sorcerers inspired by the Beast teach "you can't be like Jesus because he is just too perfect" thereby promoting lackadaisical approach in the issue of resisting evil.
I think you are the guy I told to desist from teaching and spreading the alternative gospel when you were formulating all sorts to defend Apostle Suleman.

Spot on! God bless you sir.

omofunaab:
Yeah, i like the hound too. And also Bronn, The sellsword.. The guy is one funny character.

But I detest the role Sansa played in the series.. . She was just stupid throughout the series .. Arya on the other hand is brave

Sansa epitomizes most women in their initial/teenage beginning. She was first obsessed with fairytale kind of life/Princess and prince thing. She got heart broken, abused, exploited and humiliated. But she subsequently learnt her lessons, and learnt the game, after suffering in the hands of the masters. Only she seem to understand the enormity and abilities of cersi. Please cut her some slack, I too initially disliked her, she was like black sheep amongst the well groomed stark kids. Presently even snow is naive in the games of power/throne compared to sasi, she saved snow and helped reclaim the north. She is presently trying to make snow not to underestimate cerci. Great plot, great story line.

Please how do I apply next time and the requirements to be succesful. I really need to do post Grad overseas but can't fund it myself. Is there merit in the sustem?

Foolish comments every where. How come a military/police escorted convoy got overan? How come all the women kidnapped are christians? You guys on NL just make me callous comments or laugh over serious issues. I pray your sisters, girlfriends, cousins, nieces and mothers are kidnapped so you exclaim Rip to their punna. Fools.

Yes I ll a little harsh. That lady forgot she is from Kogi state, famous for their j***. Childishly posted about her surgery even when not fully recuperate. May be to attarct another maga to subsidize her medical tourism voyage to India. At her age she ought to known certain things are private. I guess she wants to trends at all cost with whatever possible.

NairalandCS:
Too long.

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MrDandy:
Approaching girls is nerve wracking for guys?
Are u f*cking kidding me? Not all guys though

Hmmm forming braavo. I am sure at your first attempt ever, your heart was pounding furiously and you missed most of your lines don't lie oga.

Nazeren:
Well written

Thanks bro.

Through dating, my perspective of men has really changed from when I was younger.

In terms of guys and girls:

Guys are scared of girls, maybe even more scared than girls are of boys.

They're just as insecure as girls, being skinny for them is like being fat is for a girl.

They feel really pressured to get a girl.

After a breakup, they cry over their girl.

They assume pretty girls "just are." Makeup isn't needed. (Read: It usually is).

They find the girl they're dating completely beautiful. And they'll let her know. She'll say, "no I'm not," to which he'll say, "yes you are." Believe him.

Approaching girls is nerve wracking for guys. Kind of a disaster for the least social of the genders to have to approach social situations - they don't know what to say.

Guys don't care about your weight, as long as you're curvy, and decently fit, you'll do just fine.

They too fall in love, deep and hard.

You'd be surprised how far they'd be willing to go to impress girls. I've seen guys chug down full bottles of hard liquor in an attempt to impress me. It doesn't.

The guys "afraid of commitment" will commit to the right girl.

If a guy hasn't committed to you, you're not the right girl. Move on.

Guys fall in love faster than girls. Way faster. Exception: guys that think they can do better.

A guy checking you out doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean you're girlfriend material. You're .. eff able .. maybe.

Shy guys won’t know how to approach, so they might stare hoping for a miracle.



ROUND TWO:

They talk standing next to each other. Don't assume they're open to talking to other people. That's their form of a closed circle.

They're very sensitive about their .. erm .. weenie. Don't make fun of it. Ever.

A lot of guys will claim they're not ticklish. They are, they just learn to control themselves.

If a guy ever gives you the deer in the headlights look, he's astounded by your beauty.

They spend an embarrassingly long time sitting on the toilet.

They mostly approach girls they're attracted to. So if he's talking to you, he most likely likes you. He's not looking for a friend. Exception: social guys. They can be spotted by their fluid conversations.

There seems to be a secret rule where they nod to other men as a greeting, I guess as a sign of respect.

Some guys pee looking at the ceiling at the urinals. I once walked into the wrong bathroom .. wrong door (: Some women pee looking at the ground, due to the sitting position.


ROUND 3

Guys fall in love with your beauty. They will only surrender to women they find beautiful. See Round 1, points 6, 11 & 13.

Guys that are attracted to you will keep glancing at you. Men like looking at things they like directly. Women prefer admiring men at a 45• angle to view things privately.

Guys are more likely to do favors for attractive females, like opening doors, picking up her stuff, letting her have/borrow his stuff. It might be opportunity of sex.

If a guy manages to sweep you off your feet immediately, BE CAREFUL. He might not only be your Prince Charming, but 15 other girls' man too. Men that are good at picking up women, pick them up often. See R1, points 11 & 12.

Even though they're more realistic about who they can date, they still dream about getting the prettiest girl.

A man's ego rests largely on his manhood. Appreciate his manhood, and you've got his ego in your palms.

Their communication style tends of be point-based and literal, much less evolved. Because there's no secret meaning in his words, he will assume there's no secret meaning to yours.

They get really sleepy after sex. It's not personal, it's the hormones.

Pillow talk can be just as intimate for him.

Culled from Ivonne Saenz's experience.

tosyne2much:
Is that not craw-craw I'm seeing on his buttocks?

I thought you are above this kind of petty envy and hating. You wish your blogging is at the level she's at. You may never go beyond 10 list, 5 list, 20 list bla bla bla on nairaland if you dont learn to accord respect to other's humble beginning, particularly prominent seniors in the game you wish to shine in.

This is the last time I'll glance at your silly list posts. Tosyne2small

" I come beg, them come gree."... Lol

Soldiers give up a lot when they’re defending their country. For those who fall victim to snipers and explosives, and who survive, that could mean losing a limb or an organ or their sight. An often unspoken injury is the loss of Instruments. The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, where roadside bombs are a constant threat, have left more than 1,300 American soldiers mangled in this way. But a team of doctors and scientists at Johns Hopkins Medicine is now ready to help—by performing the first penis transplant in the U.S. (Similar but less extensive procedures have been carried out in China on patients who lost parts of their joysticks in accidents and in South Africa to repair botched circumcisions).
There isn't just one reason why penis transplants have taken so long to come about in the U.S. Part of it is probably that the transplant is still experimental--the patient in China had to get the procedure reversed after his body rejected the transplant. To many in the medical establishment, that's an unnecessary risk for patients who have already undergone so much physical trauma—a patient’s life isn’t in danger if he doesn’t get a penis, as he would be if he needed a new liver or a kidney. Many doctors think restoring Instruments is medically (and ethically) wrong, that it's not worth compromising the patient's immune system for the rest of his life.

Any day now, the Johns Hopkins team is prepared to implant a donor penis on a young soldier who lost his penis in an Afghan bomb explosion. What they're waiting for is a donor, or specifically for the family of a newly deceased man (who has volunteered for organ donation) to approve the unorthodox procedure. Unlike other organ donations—which are meant to save lives—penis transplants are considered cosmetic and therefore optional. The donor, in addition to the usual transplant requirements like matching blood type, must also possess the same skin tone, and have been within five or 10 years of age of the recipient. Only then can the surgery proceed.
How will it work?

First, to be eligible for a transplant, a wounded solider must have intact pelvic bones—“Like a foundation for a house,” Burnett says. The first recipient meets this requirement, as do 60 other wounded veterans whom Johns Hopkins has approved for the surgery. None of them are eligible for reconstructive surgery in which the penis is rebuilt from tissue taken from elsewhere in the body, often from their forearms--they've lost too much tissue from the penis for doctors to rebuild it.
Once a donor is found, doctors have just a few hours to remove the man's penis and pelvic muscles (matching the size of the wounded soldier's pelvic area) and quickly transport it to the operating room. Burnett and a team of over 20 medical professionals will have already prepped the soldier, cutting away skin, scar and muscle and exposing dozens of blood vessels, nerves and the urethra, through which urine and semen flow. As in other organ transplants, surgeons must stitch all these to the donor's tissues, but a penis transplant is more technically complex because the connections are so numerous and tiny. The procedure, according to one of the Johns Hopkins surgeons, will take about 12 hours.
Each of the 60 penis transplants that the hospital plans to perform will be unique, depending on the patient's injury and his anatomy. Surgeons must remove the right amount of tissue from the donor's abdomen to fill in what the recipient lacks. Testicles cannot be re-attached or fabricated. If an injured vet is missing testicles, he might need hormone replacement therapy to replace the testosterone they typically secrete. Further, the patient's body might reject the transplant. To minimize that risk, he will receive an infusion of the donor's bone marrow and will take immunosuppressants for the rest of his life.
Even then, there's no guarantee the penis will be fully functional, especially when it comes to sex. “We hope we can reconstitute things in a way where men can get a true erection,” Burnett says. “But we might find that we’ve put everything back together and they might still not be getting quality erections. That may require some assistance, like Viagra, or some guys might have to come back to receive a penile prosthetic.” A penile prosthetic is an inflatable synthetic device surgically implanted in the chambers of the penis. A man with the implant can pump in fluid whenever he wants an erection. Burnett performs 80 of these implants every year in men who suffer erectile dysfunction.
What about the emotional impact?

Aside from the medical challenges, the psychological after effects of a penis transplant can be difficult. “We have to make sure that patients are ready to move forward, that they’re counseled well, that the patient is prepared to have his body reconstructed,” Burnett says. “It’s a change that might be hard for a patient or a spouse to accept sometimes. They’re having intercourse with another man’s penis, if you think about it.” To counter this, patients will need, and are required to undergo, psychological counseling before and after the surgery.
While the medical establishment seems to be reluctant to advocate for these procedures, the public tends to be understanding of these needs, Burnett has found. These men want to be fathers, to be intimate with their significant others. This operation can make that happen. If anything, their desire for the transplant is a testament to how much a human will do to feel normal again.
Burnett does not know if the donor for his first transplant will turn up in a few days or a few months. But his surgical team is ready--they've performed mock procedures on cadavers, Burnett says, and have done dry runs and rehearsals. “It could conceivably be very successful,” he says. He hopes that one day others in his field acknowledge the importance of this surgery, and that all 60 veterans who have signed up will get their transplants as soon as possible.

"Hopefully we’re going to move forward,” Burnett says. “I hope that, with this communication, even medical professionals will accept that this is something that’s meaningful to patients.”

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/transplant/news_events/penis_transplant_qa.html

Na wa o! You mean Jamaica with all their Dada/rasta heads no be no. 1 for ganja? This rating get as e be o.

Shout out to all my alpha males in the house, we manipulate em ladies unlike them pu**y boys.

Mad max fury "Hell Road"

Perphaps that young man would have survived with minor injuries had he worn his seat belt. We joke with our own safety in this country. I am not confortable travelling in commercial vehicles without seat belts, modified seats for more passengers and profit, without head rest. This few things alone aside bad tires have killed and maimed many Nigerians.

See how that guy hung to the wreckage like suya chicken by the fire.

Lets take safety serious, Road safety are not serious except to extort motorists.

Okay

The stupid diamond bank having been chraging and deducting me from stamp duty to repairs nd others. Today's own got me mad. 600 naira straight!
From my savings to Hida accounts. Bleep diamond i am closing it down soon.

Title ought to read, she married a "new wife"

This one na man. Women don run since.

This one still be pastor? Who are his congregants, they need thier head examined.

I think that hilux truck behind him are his security fellas.
His God can't protect him?

You mean the males suffering the purported cancer initially where giving head back then, and to who precisely?