₦airaland Forum

guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .

I’m interested bro, and I think I passed, I’m venturing into maize farming and I need to add some capitals so badly, hopefully the future will give you back

Pelumisamuel:
Mr man what is your definition of redpill

This is the past bro, I was simp but I’m redeemed

Nairalander don finish your babe

If she turn of light like jennyclay, turn am back when she wear off her clothes make you see wetin she Dey hide

One must be 100% healthy before talking about sex

A song that comes with memories

Relationship is a total waste of time, it doesn’t benefit anymore

Dey don receive death threats from hardcore bettors

Good women are worth everything, shame on feminists

How dem go ban it online

Jennyclay:
All these nonsense broke Nigerian men won’t kill me with laugh

Biko, I can’t laugh under this hot afternoon

Bunch of gigolos!!

Shame!!!

I know say na here you go Dey

Gbadugbakun:
No Russia university made top 100. Yet Russian engineers are considered as one of the best in the world. America and her allies just shared the rating amongst themselves.

They were awarding themselves, see USA everywhere in the list but Russia heads toe to toe among them in every sector

Bearded simp

Soon tinubu go remove subsidy again so that we can save up

coputa:
Nigeria can't do otherwise given the clueless governments she had over the years

Nigeria is a developing country, without any technological break through, so she must depend on foreign support for survival

Successive government lacks foresight to retuned the economy

They’re just clueless and trying the lazy and easy means to drive economy,
Not like we don’t have land and work force for agriculture, they’re forgetting the basic need of human which is
food,
clothes
and shelter

Are we not able to produce these things for ourselves? Weren’t we surviving before white people came to introduce dollar to us, Why so much dependency on dollar if not laziness, they keep importing rubbish

When you let a foreign currency control your economy, what do you expect?

Mandesz:
When did u lost your sense finally?
Ola aina is the best in Nigeria defense. Better than even ekong, and Calvin

Arhhh!!!
Na different super eagles u Dey watch bro

Jostoman:
Oga no be juju Ola aina try for the tournament, Na the coach tactics let ola aina down in the final.

Abi

But what about his incomplete passes and bad crosses, that guy is just power and speed, he should switch to a central defender

So Ola Aina that I watch play is the best African right back, damn this one don pass grace. Na juju

Nigeria have so much talents in the street but selection is based on privilege, if not we could have utilized our overpopulation to be amongst the bests in the world in every sector


Haller and oshimen should be there

Obavoh no send anybody
His stories seems real and unreal

Those foots fit give her orgasm on arrival

blacknp:
I gree so why you come dey vex, say all of us na the same?

I vex? Why I go vex na? I just wanted to tell you say make you claim smart bcoz the stupidity benefited you

blacknp:
Quite obvious guilty conscience dey worry you.

That was exactly what collapsed our economy, politicians doing exact same thing to us cos they think we’re stupid and truly we’re stupidly ruining our economy coz all of us are very stupid

You were more stupid than the buyer

Tonididdyx:
Lol... As usual, complain and keep buying. Even if the rice na 50% stone 50% grains... Nigerians will buy it, while the leaders import theirs.
... This suffering has NO SOLUTION until we do the bloody neccesities.
The country should be SHUTDOWN and a REBOOTH demanded!


I was chilling at my tenants cement shop yesterday for some hours while he went to supply.
A customer came and said he wanted cement, ( in my heart I wanted to confirm truly how stupid Nigerians are), I boldly bluntly told him 12k per bag (against the current 10k it's currently sold at).
Lo and behold after murmuring some stupid word like ya'all do online. He requested for 10bags.

I went into my componud to drive out my car and supplied him myself. He was like "ah this fine car for cement, I replied my boys carry cememt motor go supply... You nor fit wait!

My tenant returned, I transfer him 100k and chuckin 20k.


.... It's at this point I concluded of the stupidity of many Nigerians.

U no know say na you be the stupid one

Jamestown123:
Here in Enugu is 20k per hectare. Be informed abeg. What do u mean you doubt oo?

Which side for Enugu abeg I Dey Enugu and I’m seriously looking help on maize farming

RuMiRgO1stSon:
Its family land but u can hire a sizeable land here at affordable amount 20k and above per yr

Where

RuMiRgO1stSon:
LOL thats not true, i farm three seperate farms even though rainfall destroy half of the first and the largest farm, but i have harvest 18bags of 100kg bag of maize, my profit was about 200% becavse the total amount i spent was #136k and a bag of maize sell at #19k... The second i got 11bags and the total cost was #113300 the farm was far from me so i spent more to tend the farm and the proft was about 70%. If not because my bean fail due to plaque like pest infestation, wallahi the profit will have ben what hausa called KAZAMIN RIBA... Farming especially maise is very lucrative, but only if you knw hw to do it. Peace!

Baba I fit find help from you, I’ve been into poultry until bag of maize became unbearable(50k), i wan produce maize for myself

A world giving so much value to money, vanity!!!

Goodlady:
Had it been that I knew you, I d v given you a dirty slap. In fact, chop slap. You think I m ya prey that you can troll?
I still remembered ya case of last year and it's still with Obinoscopy. You created over 10 accounts to troll me. I can never forgive you and I won't hesitate to attack you spiritually!

If you had known me I’d have taught you how to be a better woman with feminine energy, you need a strong masculinity to lead you cos you’re just an average confused Nigerian girl, I can catch vibes on nairaland with you confused ladies but I’m not desperate to create multiple accounts for trolling and bragging, I have only two accounts here which both are old, one is totally dormant.
I’m spiritually off and unavailable, strong headed ladies should not be talking about forgiveness cos we only ask forgiveness from beautiful, feminine, polite, well mannered/behaved ladies

Goodlady:
So that you can troll us more. No be you this obinna58 wey make me deactivate sweetplum be this? I v been looking for you to arrest you with my village masquerade!

Where have you been Goodlady? Shey seun gave you ban bcoz of your wrong accusations, now that you’re barely back you’re already accusing me of nairaland banditry act, don’t you learn, I hope you don’t accuse me of getting you pregnant one day, I have limits and can never make you beautiful ladies deactivate.
Your local masquerade should carry his heavy duty big head first, with such head he is incapable of arresting anyone

I consider this a very good suggestion, there’ll be more topics on the frontage and nairaland will start having celebrity profiles and vips

Most liked comments will automatically go to the top thread


That’s the future for nairaland

Jennyclay you needed here

KiNg0G:
You came to my house and beat me the first time, I didn't complain. I took it as it is...

Now the second time, you are boasting to come over and do the same thing, in the presence of my wife, kids, families and friends with my integrity at stake.

How is that even possible?


Even if nigeria team has messi and ronaldo combine they can't pull this off.

Let's face reality.


This is African football not european football that a national team like spain can beat the other team 90 times in a row

This is African football.
Alot of things here is at stake.
Heritage
Pride and all

This is just what nigerianss fail to understand.

I am a nigeria but I tell you the super eagles can't do it the second time...not when playing the ivory coast in their home soil for the final.

I have accepted the outcome and my expectations are 0.

If it was congo we were facing I know for sure we would have pull it off.



Nlfpmod

You can’t analyze football such way bro, Nigeria could have easily beaten this people if not our coach tactics

FarmPlanetNG:
You fit do farm work ? Feeding and accomodation available

Maize farming?

We got to the final by grace