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EmmyG012:
"Pls Help Me, I Need Your Advice On This Before I Do Otherwise"

Lalasticlal.a I really need this front page.

Guys before I write-up all I need is your advice and not insult on my error,

I will be brief, Last week Monday I transferred money (#280,000) from my mom bank acct to mine thru her fone with first bank ussd code without her knowledge hoping to gain more money nd i ll refund the money bck becos dis is nt d first tym doing it, i have been doing it nd av been working out bt unfortunately for me luck wasn't on my side dis tym around. I lose the money then last week Thursday I had to transfer (#300,000) to my acct to see if I can regain the 280k back thru bet9ja but I also lost the money. Then on Saturday I tried if I can still transfer 100k maybe dis tym around I ll regain the money back, but to my surprise wen I input the code all I get on her phone is "You have been denied access to use this service contact the bank for more information". I just don't knw maybe its due to the transfer I made becos mine dad is also using first bank and his fone is no saying dat. And dis morning my mom have gone to work n she will want to transfer money to my senior brother thru her fone, am sure she ll gt d same response wat if she decide on going to first bank to find out wat is wrong. Pls Nairalander I jst don't know wat to do. I need you guys advice n response on this asap. The worst thing is that I added first bank to screening number so she won't be able to get alert n I stored one of my number in her contact as first bank, so I gv her alert with the number I stored on her fone. But she has been suspecting that alert do come late which suppose to be immediately.... And she ll becoming back by 5pm, am speechless cos I don't knw wat to tell her I use the money to do, once my fada comes back n hear dis am dead. Pls guys your advice is all I need


Mods pls promote this to FP

you are a BIG FOOL!!! #50 condom wud HV stopped dz nonsense from happening

oyin2343567:
Hi Guys, have been away for awhile now, today's my birthday and i don't have a phone but to my surprise my Male Bestie fro Childhood got me a phone,Itel S32 and i am so happy Right now...
Like i can't even believe it, because i didn't tell him i needed a phone i use my Laptop to browse and use a small phone but he surprised me and i appreciate it.


THANK YOU BOSUN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!1

GOD BLESS YOU SO MUCH.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

dia z no such thing as 'free lunch'

[quote author=ipobarecriminals post=63380196] u are impatient..What stop u from waiting/relaxing a bit? u sound angry to her Dat u can't wait.Dnt u know how ladies behave? Some even use 1 hour to make up.Do something about ur rush rush,impatient lifestyle [/quote

wat z wrong with dz one..I gave you two hours!!!! two hours!!!!..isn't dat enuf...I hate it wen someone z not organized.. be it male/female...on top Bleep wey I no go Bleep sef

jonaifame22:
Oooooops my slide door opened and it was ada, she promised to come see me two mondays ago buh she didn't turn up, I guess she wanted me to call her and remind her, which I felt I shouldn't do cos we've agreed already, well my heart was broken like a clay waterpot fallen frm the head of a lady coming from the stream.
Well I summed up courage and accepted the fact that she won't come again cos it's already 3pm and her dad returns frm work by 4pm.
I didn't call her to ask her anything, she do drop messages on facebook, she didn't this time around and me too I locked up like a gate on padlock and dis played out for two weeks,
Suddenly she showed up today like a program on television, wow, I was caught unawares but was ready still, she opened my slide door and she walked in, oh gosh she flashed a smile at me, she looked beautiful and her smile revealed her set of white teeth, the arrangement of her teeth is such that if those teeth is arranged in to musical notes, It'll play out the most soothing music ever, beethoven will have nothing on it.
As that smiled registered in my mind, all the resentment I had for her fell down like a crowd falling when pastor chris waves his hand during his crusades.
She walked to me and she said jokingly amidst smiles "israel u didn't call me why, is there someone else u're not telln me of, as she walked to wards me, I vowed not to hold or touch her, before I knew where I was and what was happening my two hands had already found it's way to her waist, well dnt blame me, I'm not a guy that always quarrel wth gals, most especially when we're alone in the room, god forbid, if she wears her pant and go home out of annoyance, my brothers the way u'll feel through out that day can be likened to that of someone that went to work in the morning and came back to the house to see that they cooked food and they did not dish for him.
So I buried my resentment and we laughed and played,I held her waist frm the back as my arms crossed around her belly, and I whispered in2 her ears and told I her that I missed her buh I jus had to be strong, buh now that I've seen her I'll be stronger, and I teased her and said to her ears " I'll tear ur yansh today, she broke frm my grasp and turned around and she asked me wat is it I said, and I repeated it to her ears that I'll tear her yansh, chai she burst in 2 laugh and hit me on my chest, I caught her wth my powerful hands and I kissed her and she responded as she dug her mouth in 2 mine as if it's a luscious fruit, my hand landed slowly on her breasts and I squeezed her soft breasts while turning my hands clockwise and anti clockwise,

My hands refuse to be contented wth just squeezing her breasts through her clothes, my hands lost all decorum and self control as it broke in2 her chest region like a burglar and it met wth her breasts,the feel of my hands on those breasts is softer than anything I have ever touched! She willingly pulled her blouse and pulled her bra, the both breasts stared at me and it was jus like when 1 man is fighting against two men, I decided that I must over come my fears and tame this two breasts that stared at me like they're about to spit out bullets at me, well I touched the breasts once more, my mouth was transfixed to her breasts while my other hands worked on her other breasts

To be continued,

and ur parents are waiting to reap d fruit of their labour

Demogorgon:
I hope your brain glows after your epistle...

I swear..

GREATESTPIANIST:
bros take am easy na......... are u eval frm unilag ?

sorry...ehn ehn!!!

[quote author=Alao046 post=62892980]Rubbish thread, so i should come and start singing and clapping for nonsense with you abi. Jesus is king ko, obama is king ni.na ur own king him be, not my king. SCRAPS.
And the nonsense made front page, nairaland dey mumu now a days ooh[/quote

you are a BASTARD!!!

Therock5555:
Hello folks, I just came back from a court summon with my close pal and I really think his case should serve as a warning to others.

He has been dating a lady for the past three years, his parents didn't like the girl and discouraged him but he was adamant, he usually visited her parents and bought gifts for her siblings, she was his world or should I say she was his weakness.

He spent frivolously on her, She wasn't working but her room was more decorated than even an oil worker while he managed simple appliances. What caused their rifts was that he opened a hairdressing saloon for her, collected a loan of over 150k, coincidentally his younger sister was about going back to school and she needed 40k, his dad didn't have enough so he pleaded with his son but the boy said he didn't have any, his sister had to sell her phone to him just to complete the money when she had no other choice, and he on the other hand was opening a saloon for his girl.

Word fluttered around that his girl had began cheating on him, he stubbornly refused to listen until he caught her red handed, instead of breaking up with her and counting his losses, he decided not to be a maga, so he kept her and kept sleeping with her like every time they were together.

The girl later found out that he had started dating another girl, she confided in a friend who was closed to me that she was going to punish the guy for wasting three years of her life.

She took in and accused the guy of being responsible for her pregnancy, of course he couldn't outrightly deny her, both parents knew they were dating as he was the only guy she ever brought home to her parents.

He denied the pregnancy on the grounds that he always played safe with her but of course who would believe him, now he's running around trying to source funds for a paternity test while battling court summons and an impending disownment by his dad, infact his dad almost got cardiac arrest when in court he was told his son opened a saloon when his own sister needed just less than 10k to complete her school tuition.

None of his family members even follows him to court again, they left him to his fate.

Now to my fellow guys, please if your girl is cheating, just free her, don't look at what you had spent on her because some ladies lack conscience and could ruin your life due to their selfish interests.

pls be warn, if you would do 'chop and clean mouth', do it with a side chick that won't destroy your life or who is just a friend with benefit.

A Word Is Enough For The Wise My Friends....

you try o..u still HV him as a friend??..d kind of friends I hv..na hot slap ur brain go reconfigure..cos ur activities will definitely HV a rub on dem...shebi him eye don clear pass dstv..don't know y sum pple jes want to learn d hard way.. after God my 'family' next which includes persons I c as bin family...

Airforce1:
These is "Romance" section I believe

So what's wrong in showing off my girl in a romantic way in this section?

Aiite..wehdone Sir.. cos I know she isn't d first...ur eye go soon clear lyk dstv

Airforce1:
Ah ah But no be everybody dey find fame na

den wat do u call dz

kepstone:
pls borrow Brain and maturity and give to that girl of yours... pls understand a man was never design to be aggressive its not in our nature to be. been a man has nothing to do with all this crappy dominance and d rest. a man is a man of purpose who's vision is concrete who's lifestyle is predictable who has does work with out compromising integrity. sir you are not weak, I bet she is the one weak and sick and needs a hospital. all this nonsense ladies are getting from Hollywood and nollywood about a man as an alpha male not wussy and bla bla. a man can not love a woman genuinely if he does not respect her and love her and be gentle to her and towards her. were did u see in the Bible God describing love as aggression and venting of anger. were we get our information matters a lot cos this alone shape our perspective and affect our mentality. you better sit her down and talk to her been in charge does not mean shouting and over controlling. you can command respect and buttress your point in a calm and yet powerful manner. don't be a tyrant and a bully to ur woman. if she says you are too calm pls allow her to marry a man full of rage and no respect and value for her, she will be the one to run back to you 2 years later and tell you I made a big mistake. a times I wonder how our ladies are engineered to think, they pray for what dey desire and when it comes they resent the prayer been answered by giving excuse for he is weak, not strong and the rest. bro pls be you and don't allow any myopic girl remould u into who you are not. all the marriages I have study who really succeeded and enjoyed most of the ladies married men who truly loved them and were gentle and affectionate towards them, even though they were firm in there decisions. all the bosses I have ever walked with and succeeded with, were men who were calm and wise not bosses who are full of anger and rage. I never lasted wit them. anger is in the bossom of a fool to be in control is from the way u understand the perspective of life. My girlfriend told me I am too calm I said I know , if I am not this relationships go done catch fire, becos she is not calm as well, sometimes u need maturity dealing with people, i tell her what I need to tell in a calm and loving manner and she send me apology SMS always and even call me to say sorry baby. does DT now mean I am weak, nope I am not... I simply know how to communicate my message in a stronger manner with both of us having understanding of what's been communicated. I can face any man , landlord, boss and the rest I all confront any man. if a man wants to cheat me because he feels he is smart and wise I all leaving to God to handle. bro God help you.

in patience Jonathan's voice. * will u keep quiet*..so ur bf/gf/wife/hubby shudnt get angry at you for misbehaving abii..osho free!!!.. na ur type go use ur spouse/partner as foot mat!!!!

antysocial:
I was chatting with my gf yesterday and was really priding myself on how I was a perfect guy for any woman. I couldn't believe it when she said I has a flaw. She told me I'm too gentle and Calm. She said I have never we gotten angry with her before . I was like what's wrong with that and she said she doesn't like that . She said she doesn't like me talking nonsense from her even after apologizing and all that. She was like she would just like to see me angry with her , shout on her or smthing. She told me whenever there was an agreement between us and she apologises , she wasn't expecting me to forgive her so easily, at least she expected me to snub her and all that. I have been very confused since yesterday after those statements. I mean : what do girls really want.?

you nid devil to tell you !!! oh my gawd!! all dz boiz...u lucky she hasn't dumped u yet..ur eye for clear lyk dstv

Airforce1:
She's gonna be the mother of my kids Insha Allah.

She's beautiful .. I had to hide her face from bad belle people .


Wow

Half caste girl and beautiful .

you too mumu..!!! ah ah !! as u old reach..?? ur mate dey find fame doing extraordinary things on extraordinary platforms...u dey here dey form local champion...gv yasef brain oo

alexis007:
You're the lowest of the human specie....it is your type that sees f##king as some sort of achievement.

On the other hand, well done op. I truly understand this situation perfectly because I've been through it a couple of times. At one time, my nigger brought a dam from God-knows-where to my house with the intention of 'slaying' her there. Normal stuff is to excuse them while they do their thing, but I was cooking some meal and therefore can't leave for them. My mind was that the match would take place when I'm done. But then, the unexpected happened. My nigger striped this lady in my presence, and she was hardly worried about me in her nude state. He got nude too, fixed a condom on his shaft and bleeped her right before my eyes. It's more than disgusting to see two humans in perfect nudity shag before your very eyes. I walked away from them and paid undivided attention to what I was cooking.

Guess what...same b!tch asked my nigger to allow her try me. Of course he freed her. This b!tch was still in her nude...and she then began her antics to make me shag with her too. She offered me BJ, which was something I allowed because I wanted to see the extent to which she was ready to f##k me. But when an erection matured, she threw me on the bed with the intention of sliding my c0ck into her coochie. I pushed her off and told her I wasn't interested. What followed was incredible: she literarily begged me to f##k her, and of course I refused bluntly. I even told her that I might throw her out in her nude state if she doesn't accept my refusal in good faith. When she was about leaving with my nigger, she told me that I'm a very special person- that other boys would have jumped at the offer. She even asked me to show her pictures of my gf...something a girl would do when she's feeling inadequate.


Again, I had something similar with my immediate ex....the girl would cook for me, do house chores for me as well as pass the night in my house on several occasions. The third night she slept over, her demons arose- she disturbed me for s€x. I refused as usual....it kinda feeds my ego turning girls down. After some minutes, the pestering continued, lasting into almost an hour. Finally I thought about sh@gging her as a way of paying her for doing domestic duties for me, and we f##ked that night. That one night of $€× gave birth to a two-year long distance relationship that she really worked hard to maintain, as she made trip to my place at least one in a month, while staying not less than a week whenever she comes. I'm glad we even broke up- those trips affected her academics drastically, and she might even have to do an extra year in school. However, whenever I looked back, I remember her as one of those rare girls who successfully pressured me into f##king them.

Congrats once again, op. If we had plenty of your kind, ladies would never have the opportunity to emasculate guys because of some minutes of fun.

and you get sense...collect bj..wat were u tryn to prove...ma problem with d op z smooching and den refusing..if u Neva wanted no nid for d pre-intimacy..

13ShadesOfMay:
8. FRANCE

France had to be included in this list obviously. The capital of the country has been on the first spot when it comes to the most expensive cities in the world; that however is not the case now. For more update information you can check out the list on the most expensive cities. Officially known as the French Republic, it is a Unitary Semi-Presidential republic in the western part of Europe with Paris as the capital, Francois Hollande as the President and Jean-Marc Ayrault as the Prime Minister. It is home to around 65,350,000 people and a member of G8, G20 and NATO.

my friend Emmanuel Macron z d President.. delete dz outdated piece of shit...I don't think dey HV a prime minister..I stand to b corrected

jokolo282:
hello guys i want to share to you guys about my experience with this facebook girl that i met on facebook. it all started in early September , this strange girl added me on facebook she's beautiful tho. she started commenting in almost all my pictures that i uploaded, as a handsome and sensible guy that i am i had already sensed something so i waved it off without giving it a second thought. few days later this girl send messages (greetings) via DM and i replied gently, from there she insisted that we should start introduction which we did. fortunately enough this girl is in my home-town, which is Kogi state and actually the way she described her place for me it's not that far from where i live in kogi state. NOTE: i was Presently at Abuja then.
she seems happy and cheerful we Exchange numbers.
I'm the kind of guys that don't take girls matter serious, so she was expecting me to call but i didn't. she later call me and i picked we discussed normal, she started teasing me asking me to greet my gf, which i told her that i am single oo. she didn't believe me, she said a cute guy like me without gf that she wouldn't believe that.
actually i told her i broke up with my gf 2yrs ago ever since then i decided to stay single. it's a choice not lack of opportunities.
we keep on discussing all days through chats on facebook and sometimes she would call me and finally she open up that she really wanted us to meet whenever i return. which i accepted her request and i promised her that i would be home shortly Which i even fixed a date towards ending of the month , she was so happy, ever since then she kept disturbing me to come home before even the actual date i earlier fixed, i told her to be calm that she should not be too eager and anxious that i would definitely come home soon.
we keep on chatting via Fb and she told me all about herself and her , i asked her about her boyfriend and she told me they broke up long time ago ever since then she remained single also. i laughed � and she claimed that the guy was the only that ever touched her ever since then No one else.
behold September ending 28th i call her that i was on my way home, she was so happy and excited and she even told me even if we can meet that same day which i rejected because it would be too early for that atleast let me use that day for greeting my village people's � she laughed and i hang the Phone.
behold finally i had landed hale and hearty and i called my friend to come and pick my luggages at bustop he quickly rushed and met me there boarded a motorcycle and headed to my main home straight.
1weeks later after i was done with greetings and visiting friends and loved one's and relatives i finally decided to invite this girl over to my place NOTE: within that one week she diturbed me that she wanted to come over, but i told her to wait for some days.
back to business, i called her unexepectedly around 10:50am in which she picked and i told her she can come over now, she was silent for 5seconds and she later open that she's sorry that she can't leave the house now that her mom travelled this morning and she's looking after the Kids. As a smart and uncaring guy that i am i quickly replied her OK and ended the Call. 5mins later my phone rang and Behold it was her, i was amazed why was she calling again after the excuse, nevertheless i reluctantly picked the call and she quickly told me to give her my address which i gave her, and she promised she would be there in next 30mins, i waited patiently for her and she later turned up, i stood at the door entrance and waved her to come in as she dropped from the bike, she came in and kept staring at me, i directed her to sit on the couch, we chatted for a few minutes which i noticed she had started Becoming uncomfortable because of my friends trooping in and out of my sitting Room, and one stubborn one that would refused to Go �, after chit chatting i told my friend to excused us, in which he did, so i entered my room and told her to come inside, and she follows. i sat on my bed, resting my back on the wall, was surprised also when she sat on my bed turning her back at me, whereas there are chairs in the room which she can sits on. As a smart guy i know what her thoughts was, but unfortunately she didn't know i am different . i told her to face me but she refused, let the truth be told this girl is definitely an angel she's beautiful and glowing. i compliment her beauty, and she also compliments that I'm handsome also.
i asked her about her educational stuff, she told me she's in ss3 and she's 19yrs, hmm so this girl is not yet through with secondary school i "murmured" later on she started telling me about her life her goals this and that bla bla, bla, which i wasn't really interested to know, because none of my business.
Remember: i once told this girl lies on facebook chat jokingly that i am a good Fucker, in which she praises me, but the truth is that I'm still a VIRGIN o, i haven't had sex before even with my ex, reasons best known to me, but i involved in all this Romance stuff, kissing and smooching, several girls that i had once met is either smooching nor kissing that's all some left me because I'm not giving them sex, which i don't care, because alot keeps trooping in all days. but to Knack i forbid it. i am in my early 20s back to BUSINESS:
this girl was waiting for me to make the first move, but i didn't, when she knows that i was not making a move she readjust and came closer and started smooching my leg, anyway i don't want to dull this moment atleast let me Make my own move too, but still surprised because this was her first visit and she wasn't shy atall.
i grabbed her and pecked her slightly on her cheek she giggled and i started kissing her, quickly she hold me back that this is not right, that this is our first date and she's afraid that i might got aroused and have sex with her which she didn't like, i laughed and told her that i can control myself i Have been in this game for long, that nothing will ever make me has sex with her, if that's truly what she's afraid of.
she agreed and i started, we spent almost 20minutes on each other arms smooching, then i told her to go naked for me in which she refused at first, that I'm not her boyfriend that she can't, but i told her there's nothing wrong after that she agreed and started loosening her cloths she was only wearing pants on. i compliment her body, but she kept covering her firm boob's out of shyness which i forcefully removed her hands from it and smooched and play with , we kissed for long and she started whispering that i should bleeped her, i was surprised, but she mean it, but i told her No, that i wouldn't telling her that she was the one that said no sex only romance, before we started, but she now told me that she had changed her mind that i should Bleep her that she wants me now, but i refused and turned down her request, she got angry that if i don't want to Bleep her then i should stop the romance because it's arousing her.
so we stopped for a while and rested our back back on the bed still naked.
i started thinking what causes this change in her that she was asking me to Bleep her so eagerly, i didn't seems to understand her, where'as no condom she wanted me to Bleep her skin to skin.
was still meditating before i know what's happening this girl has climbed ontop of me and started kissing me roughly on my neck face everywhere, and she was using one hand to shift her pants on one side of the entry of her virgina, as a sensitive guy, i already know what she was doing, she gave me little Mouth Action for 10seconds and i was at alert also. few seconds later, this girl grabbed my hard erected joystick and wanted to troop it inside her virgina as she grabbed it and wanted to fix it in i immediately pushed her off me and i told what the Hell was she doing, then she replied that she's feeling Hot that she wants sex, and then i told Her : is that you're not afraid of being pregnant and again I'm not putting on condom she said she does not care that her Ex didn't use to used condom on her, that he knows when he's about to cum and he would quickly removed and released out.
i laughed, few minutes later i started cumming due to the sensational Mouth Action she gave Me. she laughed and told me that she was surprised that I was cumming that she thought that i would never cum, because of almost 2hours of smooching and kissing yet no sign of cumming. i laughed and i told her i trained myself to be that way.
i started putting on my shirt and i told her to do the same, which she frowned at me and started putting her on her clothes. and she told me that she can't believe of what just happened between us that she's ashamed because our first day of meeting and we endulged in all this stupid stuff. she also said i was the only guy she ever get to do this with in her first visit ever she was born.
i laughed it off she got dressed and i helped her zip up Her back cloth and i accompanied her out to get her a bike, i gave her 200naira to use for transport, ever since then i keep running away from this this girl , she keeps on calling me that she wanted to come but is either i would told Her that i was at work or i wasn't at home. i just wanted to cut all ties with her, i stopped chatting with her and even started avoiding her calls and i literally later travelled back to where i came from. she kept calling even now as i type this, her missed calls was the thing that even made me to type all this self.

NOTE: THE REASON WHY I KEPT AVOIDING HER:

MAYBE SHE HAS A DISEASE
SHE'S TOO CHEAP
HER STRANGE CHARACTER
etc. pls what do you guys think

no offence...you are a fool...woman dey cum ur haus..u no knw say u got to prepare..dey here dey talk nonsense..

irepnaija4eva:
Call your headmistress and teachers and ask for a refund..

what's d difference b/w 'in essence' and 'that is'...abii 'example given' and 'for example'... mtchheeww.. smh..guy go relax one place u dey find talk...

NwaAmaikpe:

Good for him, But I don't expect any hit from him again.
Because there's a curse in the music industry. Once an artiste leaves the label which made them, they become flops!!!
Just like when May-D left Square Records. When Brymo left Chocolate city, When Wizkid left EME, When Iyanya left MMMG, When D'Banj left Mohits Records, When Lil Kesh left YBNL.

you well? so wizkid z a flop

Angelanest:
It was all emotional moment earlier today when the Commissioner for Works, Akwa Ibom State, Mr Ephraim Inyang-Eyen, changed the story of one Michael Jacob Etim, a native of Obotim in Nsit Ibom Local Government Area. The 23 year-old Michael, who told the Commissioner that he lost his father when he was still a toddler, was one of the spectators during the demolition exercise of paid structures on the Uyo-Etinan Road.

On how he spotted the 23 year old, the Commissioner said, he noticed "a very young boy on a motorcycle and decided to approach him".

During a conversation, Michael revealed that he started riding the Motorcycle since two years ago to feed his family of five, excluding his mother, and has been making returns of Three Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) weekly to the owner of the 'okada'; one Peter Ubong.

The emotion-soaked Commissioner, who told Michael that it was precarious to ride bike at his age, asked him to request anything that would better his life apart from the "okada business".

"I have always wanted to own a provision shop, Sir. Please, if that would not be too much, kindly do that for me", said Michael.

However, Michael's request was upheld and that is how his dream became reality today through a man he has never met or known before.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/commissioner-ephraim-inyang-helps-23-year-old-okada-rider-in-akwa-ibom.html

so finally road to my ppa go wide...abasi nsong nsong oo

contactmorak:
Hmm. They celebrated their first anniversary over the weekend.


Taking to Instagram to celebrate, he shared series of photos from their wedding and wrote:

'As the clock struck 1300 365 days Ayo, @ajd_3030 and I said I Do. I can’t believe how time flies. I am a very lucky man and I have to say that, because many times we don’t acknowledge and appreciate our luck. Meeting, dating and marrying Anthony has been a blessing for me and for this I am happy.

'Also a big thanks to friends and families who flew in from every part of the world to make it a memorable day. Here is to more years of love, kiss and laughter. In Whitney’ voice, ‘I will always love you.’

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/nigerian-gay-activist-bisi-ali-might-shares-photo-in-bed-with-his-husband

this bastard deserves to b flogged and raped by strippers...BASTARD!!!!!!

[quote author=Wishmore post=62054773]She started calling n calling...

I later picked and she was like it’s not what I think and all... note; she has lied about this guy over 30 times.


I clearly told her to cut off the guy that he’s an issue in this relationship but she declined and was like he’s not an hindrance and he’s just a friend she can talk to.


I clearly told her we can’t continue unless she cuts him off.

Again, she declined. And was still begging.


Guys, am confused. I love her.

But can’t stand her confining in another guy.

She blames it on the fact that I stopped caring.


I need your advice on what to do.
Mind the typos.[/quote
jes take a decision dat wud profit you...its eida u pay her back in her own coin ie playboi attitude or u jes call it quit..depending on the level u feel u cn no longer bear it...buh first ansa dz question 'are u ready to settle down'?

Toluensdollars:
Good evening my fellow Nairalanders, well have been a registered member of these forum for some time now but these will be my first time of posting a thread here. I really don't know the section to move it to buh i hope am in the right place to post these thread.
All I want is just your candid advice please as regards to these thread. Please, i have a crush on a lady whom i met in my church. Actually, i just joined the church and i got to meet her. Though, we haven't talked to each other yet, but i observed she's always there starring at me every time while in service, and now have got those feelings running down my heart. Its over 3 years now since i had relationship with a lady, but i think am feeling something very positive for these person. I repeat, we are yet to speak to each other, but our eyes are always on each others sight. She's a chorister member, now am kind of being scared of approaching her due to her being a choir and secondly me been a new member there. Please i will appreciate your advice. Thank you so much

First is good English... no offence

Dawinlove:
A guy bearing same name as mine has been disturbing me for weeks now to help him with my waec result. The said person which I haven't met before but only on Facebook says he was told to ask anyone who has same name as his to help him with his waec result to make changes in his JAMB as regards his date of birth, explaining that an error was made and without the correction he wont be allowed for NYSC posting,he has NECO result but they are requesting for waec for the correction according to him.He said he does not have WAEC and needed someone with same name to assist him. I have given him series of advise but this same guy is begging and I can't release it.He even said he had no intention using my result and asked his mum to speak with me about the issue. The mistake was made during his Remedial days when applying for Jamb he said his initial date of birth on NECO was mistaken for another year and the two aren't corresponding. Please I need advise from you guys.

He shud go and swear affidavit !!! shikena!!!

africansunite:
not bold to say this ...
caressing of my bare boobs by the senior pastor in my church in the name of making them attractive to men so I can get married quickly...
three years counting and still nothing.
I'm 31 now

Laughing hard!!!!!...your level of naivety was second to none....at 29 u Neva get sense..

FreeSpirited:
The past few days have been full ofconfessions.

Comedy king Kevin Hart confessed to cheating on his pregnant wife. Closer to home, Tanzanian superstar Diamond Platnumz admitted to impregnating a video vixen on his wife’s bed. Goddamn…us men are truly evil.

Some might argue that these celebrities set a good example by coming out and manning up. I tend to disagree. The best rules to follow when it comes to cheating are DENY DENY DENY or QUIET QUIET QUIET. A confession might look good on paper but it will ruin you for good. No matter how much every moral fiber left in your soul is urging you to tell her, to own up to your mistake and to beg for her forgiveness, don’t do it.

Here’s why:

1. She will forever hold it against you.
In the future, every time you have a fight, she will bring it up. You will never hear the end of it. A confession will give her the “trump card,” which beats every other card in the deck. Her attitude will be higher than an NBA player’s forehead. You will never have a say during arguments again. Once Pandora’s Box is open there is no closing it and putting all the dirty secrets back inside. The relationship will change forever. Things will never go back to the way they were before you blabbed.

2. She will leave.
This is what most girlfriends will do. Wives might stay because they have so much to lose but girlfriends are more likely to leave. And other men will be waiting on the sidelines to grab the opportunity. Do you want that? I bet you don’t. Living with guilt might be better than living without her in your life.


3. The other woman didn’t mean anything…so it doesn’t matter.
You still love your main girl right? End of story. If the other woman didn’t mean anything, why let her destroy what you have? Forget it happened, the way a dunderhead forgets points in the exam room.

4. She will revenge.
If she doesn’t leave you, be 100% sure that she will revenge. The most obvious thing she might do will be cheating on you too. But even if she doesn’t want to cheat, she will still find a way to hurt you. And guess what? You won’t have the right to complain. She persevered your bullshit after all.

5. Not telling her proves that you care about her feelings.
Of course, you care about her. You have a terrible way of showing it, but you really do care about her. You value her and that’s why you didn’t start dating the woman you cheated with. Cheating was bad enough, so the last thing you want to do is hurt her again. Telling her will crush her. Make it up to her by being a better boyfriend than before you cheated.

6. She might never find out.
So long as there are no trails leading back to the other woman, you are good. If she hasn’t accused you and has no clue you cheated, keep it that way. Why rush to confess about something that she might never actually find out? Would you ever pull off the perfect crime and then call the police to say: “Hey, guess what I did?” They say what you don’t know doesn’t hurt you. She is much better off going through life being blissfully unaware. If she knows the details, she will let them run through her head over and over again until it drives the both of you crazy.

7. History proves that women actually forgive men who act tough after cheating than those who get on their knees. 
Ask every guy who was dumped after cheating and he will tell you they admitted and said sorry a dozen times. Women have a tendency of punishing remorseful men. When you get on your knees, she will step over you as she walks away from your life but if you act tough, she might eventually think she’s overreacting.

8. All men cheat anyway.
Why apologize for something that’s common among all men? It’s like apologizing for having a beard. All men have the ability to cheat so long as the conditions are right. Those who don’t cheat simply lack options.

Omgvoice.com

https://amp.omgvoice.com/relationships/reasons-man-never-confess-cheating

this talk sweet me die...

Pls my Airtel subscription does not access relevant things...like allow me watch videos or even access normal fb app (not fb lite) nor my IG acct...jes opera mini.. fb lite and whatsapp... jes subbed of recent...need ur advice plss...pls mods cud push dz to d appropriate section....thanks

ikp120:
You all chill mehn.

The email address "jwoodscrane@yahoo.com" is actually linked to "Ray Woodscrane", which has Hushpuppi's picture. The picture has been there since June 2009.

Jane Woodscrane on the other hand is a totally different account on Facebook that has only 2 friends. Yeah only 2 friends, you read it right.

The previous post, https://www.nairaland.com/3956741/exposed-hushpuppi-also-jane-woodscrane, which claimed that Hushpuppi Is also "Jane Woodscrane" is wrong, fraudulent, defamatory and misleading because that's a mere coincidence.

Hushpuppi may be a fraudster or not, but investigations should be objective, not based on flimsy assumptions built on mere coincidences.

Just type that email id on Facebook search bar and see the result. Then type that name "Jane Woodscrane" on Facebook search bar and see the result. Two different accounts entirely.

There are other people in Facebook who have Woodscrane attached to their Facebook name.

As u big lyk dis u no fit give urself brain...u don c fraudster wey use one account...my friend go and hv lunch/dinner as d case maybe

Oluwasaeon:
E pass quarrel bro

I swear down!....ifa hear say I no scatter him mouth with good blows....bastard son of a thousand fadas