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Pejah:
I up loaded one result during regestration but i dont make maths in it (D7) but now i have another result an i want to use 2 setting do i have to upload again pls reply

Quickly go to a CBT centre to find out. Am sure its possible.

I have a problem with the process svchost(netscvs).exe eating up my data when am connected to the internet. How do i stop this?
Note:
OS: Windows 10 creators update 64bit.

Windows update, BIIT, anti-virus update, automatic UWP apps update, auto driver update all disabled.

OP obviously had a terrible job interview and now he is trying to use this whole god delima to remedy the effect.

Get a job freak!

The fact is there is no such thing as truth in the context we put it. Truth is what we agree it is. If i say something and a million people agree with me then it becomes our truth, and so we try to get others to agree with us by calling it "truth". But that doesn't make it a fact.
So if I say Santa claus created the world and I can convince a million people to believe me, then it becomes truth, but not a fact.

The Sun rises from the East and sets in the West, now thats a fact because there is evidence that we can all see that is consistent and never changes.

As for Jesus, with all the different stories and accounts, it might be truth of some sorth, but I won't call it FACT!

Lovely. Better than two guys kissing. That's a disgusting and terrible site.

In a perfect world created by a perfect God, answering prayers will be possible. But we are in an imperfect world created by chaos. So there's no there to answer prayers for anybody.

MyNewJackeT:
You need to meet some of these jehovah witnesses they are good in answering most of your questions concerning God or if there's no God. But are you telling us you believe in evolution and the big bang theory?

And purem.

Am not telling you to belive anything. What to believe is left for you to discover.

taomoon:
can u please give me full details cause i did that and was only asked to print payment slip.. and not to register

Have you paid for the pin?

Relax brother. I also stopped believing in God November last year when I discovered that there is one up there to answer prayers for me or anybody. You just discovered the truth the hard way just we all did. All you need to defend yourself from are all the lies religion has to offer.

oaroloye:
SHALOM!



I want to know what your Religious/Spiritual Background was, that you thought this would work.

"BEGGING" God does not work; you must be sure of your Rights for Prayer to work.



I fell for this Teaching when I was in the Pentecostal "FAITH MOVEMENT."

AT THE TIME ,I WAS DEPENDENT ON DVINE HEALING TO STAY HEALTHY, SO FAITH WAS NEVER MY PROBLEM- JUST KNOWIMG EXACTLY WHAT TO BELIEVE.

The University of Life Trinitarian Pentecostals advocated GORDON LINDSAY'S "VOICE OF HEALING" Cabal.

The greatest luminary of that assembly was KENNETH ERWIN HAGIN, and his greatest follower was KENNETH COPELAND.

I devoured their media, wherever I could find it.

JERRY SAVELLE was not as popular, but as KENNETH COPELAND'S Pastor, he shared in his limelight. I did not know much about him. Someone, however, got his glossy magazine.

In it, was a Message by JERRY SAVELLE, based on this text:

[color=silver].[/color] GENESIS 26:12.

12. Then Isaac sowed in that land,
and received in the same year an hundredfold:
and The LORD Blessed him.

JERRY SAVELLE MADE THE ASTONISHING STATEMENT, THAT GOD HAD TOLD HIM- THAT GOD HAD TOLD HIM- THAT GOD HAD TOLD HIM- THAT ANYONE WHO DONATED TO HIS MINISTRY WOULD RECEIVE A ONE HUNDREDFOLD RETURN, THAT YEAR-REGARDLESS OF HOW CLOSE TO THE END OF THE YEAR THEY DONATED.

That was maybe OCTOBER 1983, or so.

I totally believed it.

"How could JERRY SAVELLE, friend of KENNETH COPLAND and KENNETH E. HAGIN be telling a LIE?" I thought to myself.

I would have TOTALLY sent him money, and expected my Hundredfold-Return, had I had the means to do so at that time.

As I thought about it, IT SUDDENLY OCCURED TO ME:

"These people believe in Divine Prosperity better than anyone: WHY DON'T THEY DONATE A 1/% FRACTION OF THEIR NEEDS TO OTHER CHURCHES- then they wouldn't need to be begging for money all the time?"

After every tape massage, there would usually be a call for donations.

It was sort of irritating.

I had been out of Organized Christianity for many years, before I learned the actual reason for this:

Doctor GENE SCOTT, who had a Ministry called THE UNIVERSITY NETWORK on WWCR was lambasting Christians who donated money to the Church, THEN ENTERED THE TRANSACTION ON THEIR INCOME TAX FORM!

He said that they were violating The Lord's Commandment:

[color=silver].[/color] MATTHEW 6:1-4.

"Take heed that ye do not
your alms before men,
to be seen of them:
otherwise ye have no Reward
of your Father
Which is in Heaven.
2. "Therefore when thou
doest thine alms,
do not sound a trumpet
before thee,
as the Hypocrites do
in the Synagogues
and in the streets,
that they may have glory of men.
Verily I say unto you,

'THEY HAVE THEIR REWARD.'

3. "But when thou doest alms,
let not thy left hand know
what thy right hand doeth:
4. "That thine alms may be in secret:
and thy Father Which Seeth
in secret Himself
shall Reward thee openly."

IT HAD ALWAYS BOTHERED ME, THAT NO ONE EVER TALKED ABOUT THAT!

But I had never suspected that American Christians routinely DONATED MONEY TO THE CHURCHES- then REPORTED their donation to the GOVERNMENT!

The reason for that was that THEIR DONATION TO A GOVERNMENT-ACCREDITED Religion would be REFUNDED!

These Religious Groups recognized by the Government are given TAX-EXEMPT status, IF they adhere to Government Guidelines: for instance, WHAT they can preach. Also, THEY MUST NEVER SHOW A PROFIT.

That is the Secret behind their "FREE" DONATIONS- Magazines, Tapes, etc.

They have to give this stuff away, to AVOID makinga PROFIT!

Where you see Americans donating to their churches, it does not mean that they are being generous.



This is a stupid conclusion to arrive at.

You KNOW you did not fulfil all the conditions required to grant your prayers!



HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU SOULFULLY SING: "I SURRENDER ALL! I SURRENDER ALL!" IN THAT YOUR CHURCH?

Everybody loves THAT song- until they have to ACTUALLY SURRENDER SOMETHING: they sing differently, then.

You KNOW that the Lord Yahshua SAID that you MUST BEWARE of WOLVES IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING.

Why were you acting SURPRISED and OFFENDED, when you actually MET SOME?

You are complaining, because it BIT YOUR MOJO OFF? What did you THINK it was going to DO- give you a Mouth Gig?

The JOB of the WOLF is to IMPROVE THE HERD by REMOVING the members who CANNOT KEEP UP.

YOU PRAYED FOR GOD TO GIVE YOU A LAPTOP (because He keeps Laptops in Heaven, don't'chaknow!) DID YOU PRAY FIR HIM TO GIVE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS LAPTOPS? Did you pray for Him to give Laptops to OTHER PEOPLE YOU KNEW NEEDED LAPTOPS? Did you Pray for Him to give Laptops to STRANGERS? Did you Pray for God to give Laptops to YOUR ENEMIES?

I ENJOYED FIVE YEARS OF DIVINE HEALTH.

I was Healed of Chronic Malaria, Common Cold, and Headache consistently through my Organized Church membership- whereas NO ONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE FELLOWSHIP (of the Unife Joint Christian Fellowship, University of Life, Ile-Ife,) HAD A TESTIMONY LIKE MINE- they were ALL HYPOCRITES who USED MEDICAL TREATMENT when they were ILL- just in case GOD FAILED THEM.

THROWING AWAY MEDICINE is NOT what makes your Faith Work, but the LOVE OF GOD that gives the CONFIDENCE that GOD HEARD YOUR PRAYER, regardless of HOW YOU FEEL, and CANNOT let you down.

Very many SERIOUSLY-ILL Christians have put aside their medications, and DIED MISERABLY.

OTHERS have done the same, AND LIVED.

DOING THINGS BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE DID THEM, AND SUCCEEDED, IS CALLED "EMULATION."

There is SPIRITUAL EMULATION and CARNAL EMULATION.





I was at a loss to explain why MY Faith should work, while OTHER CHRISTIANS with access to THE SAME "FAITH MEFIA" as me GOT ZERO (even NEGATIVE,) results.

It was not until recently that I realized that I would have been the ONLY ONE in ALL the Fellowships who spent MORE time Praying for OTHER people's Heath, than HIS OWN.

[color=silver].[/color] LUKE 18:9-17.

9. And he spake this Parable unto certain
which trusted in themselves
that they were Righteous,
and despised others:
10. Two men went up
into the Temple to pray;
the one a Pharisee,
and the other a Publican.
11. The Pharisee stood
and prayed thus with himself,

'GOD, I THANK THEE,
THAT I AM NOT AS OTHER MEN ARE,
EXTORTIONERS, UNJUST, ADULTERERS,
OR EVEN AS THIS PUBLICAN.
12. 'I FAST TWICE IN THE WEEK,
I GIVE TITHES OF ALL I POSSESS.'

13. "And the Publican,
standing afar off,
would not lift up
so much as his eyes
unto Heaven,
but smote upon his breast,
saying,

' GOD BE MERCIFUL
TO ME
A SINNER,'

14. "I tell you,

' THIS MAN WENT DOWN TO HIS HOUSE
JUSTIFIED RATHER THAN THE OTHER:'

for every one that exalteth himself
shall be abased;
and he that humbleth himself
shall be exalted."
15. And they brought unto him also infants,
that he would touch them:
but when his Disciples saw it,
they rebuked them.
16. But Jesus called them unto him,
and said,
"Suffer little children
to come unto me,
and forbid them not:
for of such is
The Kingdom of God.
17. "Verily I say unto you,

'WHOSOEVER SHALL NOT
RECEIVE THE KINGDOM OF GOD
AS A LITTLE CHILD
SHALL IN NO WISE
ENTER THEREIN.' "

I BELIEVED that God had Healed ME through MY FAITH: why then, should I withhold that Healing Power from others who needed It? Whose LIVES might depend on that Healing? Even, people I had NEVER MET, and EXPECTED NOTHING from?

It NEVER OCCURRED to me that I might be WASTING MY TIME, or that "maybe God doesn't want me to pray for those people."

Therefore, I never had any "CRISIS-OF-FAITH," because I used my Faith EVERY DAY- so that It was there for ME when I needed It for ME.

ONE OF THE MOST STUPUD ABUSES OF PRAYER, IN MY OPINION, IS PRAYER FOR SCHOOL ADMISSION, AND "EMPLOYMENT!"

That is PRAYER for GOD: THE LIBERATOR, to make you a SLAVE.

If you believed that God can give you a LAPTOP, why couldn't you pray for Him to GIVE YOU THE KNOWLEDGE to CREATE a Laptop? Why didn't you Pray for a LAPTOP FACTORY?

You on.y went to Churches that taught you to use COVETOUSNESS to ENSLAVE and IMPRISON yourself.

In a perfect world, my prayers would have been answered. No wonder Lucifer rebelled against God. All his conditions are insane!
Imagine standing on the moon and glancing on the earth. You see all the madness and disorder in the world and you tell me that its was created by a intelligent and Supreme being. I have had enough of all your insane Christian lies.

Richisinator:
IS IT ALL STATE UNIVERSITY THAT ACCEPT LOWER CREDIT ASAP!PLS

Most do. I know of ABSU, EBSU, but still check Jamb brochure for more information.

Read the following books and you'll understand why you are failing.
1. “OUTLIERS” by Malcolm Gladwell

2. “MASTERY” by Robert Greene

3. “WHERE GOOD IDEAS COME FROM” by Steven Johnson

4. “MINDSET” by Carol Dweck

You see God does not answer your prayers probably because, well, he travelled or busy, or maybe... I don't know.... You might be working with wrong pricinples and mindset. How come most white people don't believe in God and they still do so well?
Just read these books. Especially the first one.

OtemAtum:
Dear Sheeple,
I write this with utmost seriousness of mind. I wish more than anything else that you could be saved from being a sheep to being a human being who is a thinker.

Here are the benefits of being a thinker: you have no master over your mind but you are the master. You take control of your life and you are not vulnerable to ignorance. If you believe in yourself, you become a god and others see you as what you see yourself. You will also be saved from using wrong methods in solving your life problems.

Dear sheeple of the 21st to the 26th century, the earlier you know that Jesus Christ is a fiction and cannot come out of the bible to do anything, the better it is for you because it would have saved you of wasting your money on tithes and offerings. It would have saved you from trying to pray overnight over an arthritis which a few dose of Osteocare drug can cure you of within a few days. It would have helped you to control your blood sugar level by doing blood test and knowing on time rather than discovering it too late, praying to cure it and ending up dying without a cure.

Dear sheeple, the earlier you start using your brain to think rather than falling into the popular belief of others like a sheep, the better you will be able to achieve great things in life.

Lastly dear sheeple, according to the dictionary of Oxford and contemporary English, there is no positive thing attached to a sheep. The simile attached to a sheep is stupidity and gullibility. See the Oxford dictionary below for confirmation.

It only takes you to start reasoning from your brain rather than from a book which doesn't have a single word called BRAIN in it, then you are SAVED.

I like your way of thinking. You should win a Nobel prize!

Mr Poster: To be saved from what exactly?

I remember in 2015 when I was still a faithful tithe payer, I was saving up to buy my first laptop. I always prayed to God to only give me a laptop whenever I dropped my tithe in the basket. But guess what; that same year I lost about N50K I saved for the laptop. All my effort gone. I begged God to help me but nothing happened. Because of that I could'nt go to the university that year. 2016 I contined to pay my tithe even more faithfully by paying 11% of my income monthly plus other gifts I received beliving God for admission into the university. That same year the federal government banned Post-utme and I lost admission. At that point, I had paid N24K worth of tithe.
That brought me to the following conclusion. CHRISTIANITY AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS A FRAUD!

So bloody what if it means lucifer whatever. Millions of people use it everyday and they're not dead or demon possessed. Bloody supersitious beliefs. That's why Nigeria can't produce pencils or tooth-pick. They're busy sucking Pastors and Imam's dick.

Meanwhile, OP epp me google the abreviation for
THUNDER FIRE YOU!

If Adeboye can Kiss, why won't I. Shey tomorrow na Sunday. Kissing the choir girls on my mind!

harrysterol:
I need to enquire if it is advisable to use the same jamb profile for ume and d.e or use different profile for d.e registration

Use seperate profile!

This is great news. Those boasting about their A's and B's in O level should have a re-think. Point system is officially dead.

Why talk too much... We all know that account of creation and the creator are all a lie.
But sha pastor and his family need to chop.

This is a brilliant post. Christians are really scared because their schemes will soon come to light.
The "End Times" that christians talk about is NOT the end of the world or when jesus will come, NO. The "End Times" is when humanity will discover that the stupidest story ever told and the idea of a god and christianity IS ALL A BIG LIE. End time is the end of christianity.
Just like OP said, if no one belives in god, then the idea is dead!

taomoon:
Hi guys,
have been having issue with the jamb site each time i click on Register Direct Entry in my account it keep telling me Direct Entry registration will soon be available.. anyone having same issue

Don't use that. Click on menu and then click on sales of forms. You will find direct entry there.

Believe me, before the airplane was invented, the sight of metal flying in mid-air was considered supernatural. But now it is understood as a reality made possible by the application of scientific principles.
Therefore anything supernatural is nothing but an aspect of nature yet to be scienifically understood. And when that happens it seizes to be supernatural. Trust me, science will get there!

#Men made the idea of a God!

Nonsense! Your God wants you to be free from worries and the bible claims that he created all things including worries. How does that make sense?

A stupid and illogical analogy. You should have supported your pointless story with proof that babies in the womb are self-aware, can talk and engage in dialogue.

Photos of the old lads doing it?

If bros J himself and his papa cannot hear and answer prayer na Mary go come hear una?
Prayer is a waste of time. If you got a problem, hustle and solve it.
Christianity ain't good for nothing exept when they need 10% of your income.

So because some robot makes a sentense relating to the existence of God, then we should all take it as a universal proof?

Ok..... I asked my dog if God exists and it barked "Noof!"

This is by far the best thread I have seen on Nairaland.
OP your intelligence is brilliant!

Christianity, bible, jesus and all those nonsense stories are all big-fat Roman Empire lies to keep sheepish belivers minds busy while the Romans make money of their lands. All these G.Os are nothing but Roman Emprors reincarnated!

Just another made up full-of-shit story just like the one about the taxi driver and the angel. All made up like Hollywood movies. They feel so real but are far from reality. Christianity is a lie. All those stories your Sunday school teachers told you are all lies. They are no different from stories about UFO landings. Period!

My mother prays every day to the so called God and yet she has failed in several endeavors. Not 1 memory of success. She pays offering and tithes and nothing happens. And you expect me to believe in God? Not in a million years!

I'd rather buy the 2018 Mercedes-Benz s63 AMG 4matic+.