FahBuLous:
Make him just carry the whole $200billion find correct 2odds put am, collect $400billion... Too much sense we not kill me ;DMake him just carry the whole $200billion find correct 2odds put am, collect $400billion... Too much sense we not kill me

Tonylyte:
[s]It a good thing to watch them attack them selve[/s]s. These two nations have been terrorising the world in one way or the other, especially the midgets country, China. I dont know what is wrong with those people, they brought the world to a total halt, killing 100 of thousands of people with their planned Virus, yet no remorse or apology tendered in any form....they still go about causing restlessness to people in different form of attacks.

kingxsamz:


[s]Lol, you failed to see the point.
If inflicting harm on a child makes them turn out great, then Nigerians should be the most civilized set of people.
With all the ass whooping, there is no moral value.
And no, Nigeria is not better than America in terms of parenting. If it is, then you can't tell me it's having any positive impact on our society. [/s]

nicolasakins:
This man is high on weed.
How could he come up with that point of view?

blowjohn:
See what bayern Munich has caused.
Score small goals una go dey score goals like say another champions league no go come.
Even since the day bayern trashed Tottenham 7:2, Tottenham has not remained the same again.
Bayern eh

paulolee:
jus too baad..i cant believe this is happening, messi should jus be patient and stay one more season to see if this koeman new game plan would suit him, i think he should give barca the last dance and if barca new project fails he can walk to any club for free as a free agent..
i would be pained to 8 - 2 see him leave and camp nou fans would surely miss him bcoz this wasn't messi's plan earlier bt things change and i hope the fans understand..
if he decides to leave i hope he ends up in man.city n dt would be my oda team, cnt wait to see how the magical messi would silence those lousy epl media and fans dt do say he cnt perform such wonders in EPL because la liga is easy..
and also i pity barca when city with messi meets barca in ucl...

daddytime:
Patience and understanding my man.

HOME UPKEEP MONEY, HOW MUCH SHOULD A MAN GIVE HIS WIFE?

A must read for every couple.

Last Friday evening, I decided to gulp down a couple of beer bottles at a joint before going home after a hard day's work.

Sitting next to my table were these two guys whose discussion was almost disturbing the rest of the people in the bar. One seem to be bitterly complaining to his friend about his wife. "My wife wan kill me", "she too like money", "she is too demanding, infact I am tired of her nonsense.

From his utterances and countenance you will know he just finished a fight with his wife before coming to the bar. Probably the friend called him out in other to quell the situation.

The friend was trying to calm him down. Johny cool down nah, what is the matter? I thought you and your wife have out grown these constant fights that have almost become a ritual. Ahh ahh, be a man, calm down and tell me what happened.

Then the man started, could you imagine? before I use to give my wife N30,000 as the home Upkeep money. She was complaining that the money was not enough. then she will be asking for small small money untill next Upkeep money. One day I came back from work to discover that NEPA has cut our light because she failed to pay. I was not happy because I have already given her the monthly Upkeep, when I asked, she said there is no money. Then I decided to take up the payment of NEPA bills which is about N5000 per month. The next month she still complained and we quarreled as usual.

To make her happy, I increased the monthly Upkeep to N45,000. To my surprise, I came back today, just barely three weeks after giving her the money and she continued with her usual way of demanding for more money. That's why I have to beat her up.

Even though, I was keenly listening to their conversation, they did not care. Considering the way he was glancing at me from time to time, it seems he wouldn't care if I say something.

Then, I adjusted closer, and assisted his friend in calming him down. After calming him down, I asked him, how many children do you have, he answered 4, then I asked, do you have a house help, he said yes, I also asked, is there any other person living in your house, he said yes, his wife's sister is living with them. That is a total of 6 people, if he is added, there will be total of 7 people living in the house.

I now asked him to get his calculator. That I am going to teach him a simple calculation that will surprise him, and help him manage his family. He brought out his mobile phone and opened the calculator.

Then, I asked him, how much do you think is the cost of one plate of home made food. i.e. food prepared in the home without additional Restaurant cost. He thought about it for a while but couldn't come up with a figure.

Then I wadded in and told him, let's say a plate of home made food costs N100, which you know is impossible because an average home made food for a low income family should cost between N150 to N300 depending on the quality.

If one person consumes N100 per meal, then s/he will consume N300 in a day, if he takes breakfast, lunch and dinner.

That means s/he will consume N300 x 30 =9,000 in a month. He was pressing the calculator without knowing were I am driving at.

N9,000 x the six (6) people in your house = N54,000 excluding you. If your cost is added, let's say it's not up to N,9000 because you don't usually eat lunch in the house. Let's say it is N200 x 30 dayss = N6,000 if your lunch money is excluded.

Then the total food cost in your house per month = N60,000, that is, if a plate is N100. Remember that a plate of food can never be N100.

If the average cost is N150, then you should be thinking of N90,000 per month as the food money for your home. Remember, we have not considered other expenses.

If the average cost is N200, which is still not too costly for a good home made meal, then you should be thinking of N120,000 per month as the food money for your family.

At this point, the man was looking at me in utter surprise with his mouth wide open.

The friend immediately cut in awe, thank you my brother, thank you my brother, you are God sent, I have been telling this my friend that women hardly waste money but he never agrees.

He started calling the bar man , abeg bring a bottle of beer for this our friend, infact bring two at a time and a plate of perper soup for him.

I now asked the man to call his wife immediately and apologise to her, which he obliged, men have ego issues but not in this case because he have realised how wrong he was.

He called the wife and said "Babe, I am so sorry for hitting you, please forgive me. I have realised my mistake, please forgive, At this point we can hear the faint voice of his wife crying and sobbing at the other end. We asked him to invite her over. He begged her and told her the name of the joint we are in. Though the wife initially refused but his friend took the phone and asked her to come that we will be eagerly waiting to meet her. Then she agreed. The husband took the phone again and asked her to take Keke drop.

In the next 20mins she was with us. And we all apologized to her and narrated to her about our calculation, how she is so right. We could see a wave of inner joy that engulfed her. Then smile showed up on her face and she leaned on her husband's shoulder.

Then, I ordered for Fish Berbecue while the friend was ordering for more drinks.

We all went home happy.

Women are indeed amazing, they try much hard to keep the home going without little or no appreciation. When they go to market, they will price and price and will not hesitate to go round the whole market to ensure they are buying at the best price.

Men, let us appreciate our women a little, please.
Kindly share widely to bring peace in various homes.

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Righteousness89:
The light of the body is the eye..
The Eye is the Gateway to your Body..
Be careful with what you allow into your Body.
The days are Evil..
The devil very Smart
Caution! Caution! Caution!

Gabkosh:
[s]The Igbos, your people.


Bring out the video of obj saying it.


We all knew how US denied saying anything credited to them.


Una too inferior in nature.[/s] Spit

majamajic:
E go shock u

Galactico4ever:
And yet it's every player's dream to play in La Liga

Openbusiness:
ok na, make I trust u....will u load d 1k to bet9ja akant, make I play am.

Nelly4you:
like seriously
omo the Bab hot Sha

MajesticKris:
Spent 5k to an interview of 20k salary and it's not certain...

It Depends on the commotion, and it still need to pay 12k for training before getting the job ohhh...

PremierGuy:
Why not invest half of the money in properties or gold that will appreciate in value instead in a car that will depreciate within few years.

The price of gold is at all time high at $1,975 and will surely continue to go up as the world economy is going through recession.

GeoAfrikana:
Did our politicians tell you they're ignorant of the way forward?

Let's face the fact. Just as the lay Nigerian is highly intelligent, so also our politicians are highly intelligent people.

I don't believe there's any dullard among. From go-slow Buhari to the diarrhea-mouthed FFK and the dancer-wanna-be-governor of Osun. These people are very brilliant people.

They know where to get help if they're really interested in the interest of this country. It's just that they have 'more important' concerns on their mind like "Edo is not Lagos", "Power must remain in the north" and all sorts of crap.

For example, Obaseki's certificate issue is something that happens to an average Nigerian; mistake in name. Many people's names are wrongly spelt on their NYSC certificate even after filling up to four different forms for verification.

And some people asked Oshiomole to present his primary school certificate yesterday. Yet people were hailing them as if a tenth of them have primary school. Even the few who collected the certificate don't know where they threw it.

You see, it's these vain arguments that they use to dissuade you from the real topic.

Unfortunately, they've kept you all busy with tribal, religious sentiments and vain activities like bbn. So now, the youths have 'more important' issues to discuss rather than deliberate on how to move forward.

Imagine, you people come here to insult your brothers and sisters who are doing their legit hustles. You insult people for hawking gala and selling agbo. These people chose legit hustle over stealing and prostitution but you chose to drag them into your foolish tribalism.

O my God! See your life?!

Bunch of educated illiterates.

The uneducated folks are offline stabbing themselves in defense of the politicians while the educated illiterates are online stabbing themselves with lies and tribalism.

sigiyaya:
I hate f00lish people like you