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Jokes EtcRe: "No Gree For Anybody" Fight Between A Chicken And A Goat (video And Pictures) by Oblongata: 10:35pm On Jan 17, 2024
Hehehe
CrimeRe: Man Jailed 2 Years Because Conductor Absconded With Bus (Video) by Oblongata: 9:15pm On Jan 17, 2024
This is very emotional
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Fumes Over Delay In Constituting Minimum Wage Committee by Oblongata: 8:01pm On Jan 17, 2024
accordadoga21:
Hehehehe

At the mention of Tinubu they must grunt.
You are a bad shild grin
Car TalkRe: What Advice Will You Give This Driver? by Oblongata:
He firstly needs to get the load off that vehicle...

Then he should get like 10 abled men to help push out of the mud. He should be willing to pay them handsomely. Or he could get a tow truck!
PoliticsRe: LP: Police Recommend Julius Abure's Arraignment, Over Alleged Forgery Scandals by Oblongata: 5:00pm On Jan 17, 2024
Forgery is a huge crime to God and to the law of the land!

If found guilty he should face the time.
RomanceRe: Can A Runs Girl Truly Change? by Oblongata: 2:35pm On Jan 17, 2024
Once a good girl gone bad? She's gone forever...
TravelRe: Immigration Office Denies Services To Online Passport Applicants On New Webasite by Oblongata: 2:31pm On Jan 17, 2024
The 'Nigerian factor' will everly dey ni sha, but at least we thank God there will be much convenience now.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Eat Fufu & Pounded Yam Before Matches - Seun Kuti (Video) by Oblongata: 10:59am On Jan 17, 2024
If true then this should be looked into.

Why eat something that heavy before match? This will definitely affect their performance negatively.

The Super Eagles should be placed on special diet even before the tournament.
CelebritiesRe: Churchill Shut Down Ekimogun Day, Rained Bundles Of Dollars On King Sunny Ade by Oblongata: 10:46am On Jan 17, 2024
UptownVibes:
2sec everywhere twe twe. No be the guy be that? cheesy

This guy and Toto decay that year
Hahan!

Your mouth too bad abeg grin
SportsRe: Ghana VS Nigeria: Rate The Afcon Arrival Outfits by Oblongata: 7:46pm On Jan 10, 2024
The Ghanaians be like farmers wey need cutlass!

Or fine boy prisoners!
PoliticsRe: "See Update": Nigerian Lady Uses Crates To Make Bed Frame, Video Amazes People by Oblongata: 3:34pm On Jan 09, 2024
I am sure no man can copy this kain moomoo thing...

Bed that someone cannot use to 'jack', shey na bed be dat? Shioor!
HealthRe: Urine Test Result.. Which Infection Is This by Oblongata: 8:41pm On Jan 08, 2024
According to the result you posted

You have Staphylococcus

You should use Streptocrycin
TravelRe: UK Man Confronts Nigerian Neighbour After He Stopped Him From Using His Wifi by Oblongata:
ECASH120:
It was posted on blogs and everywhere.

And it's actually the truth. Research well before you post

fergie001 Mynd44 OAM4J MissyB3 Fynestboi
I guess you are right! Abi?
TravelRe: UK Man Confronts Nigerian Neighbour After He Stopped Him From Using His Wifi by Oblongata: 7:46am On Jan 07, 2024
The blogger is being half smart! This is a popular video in the Uk and that person indoor is not a Nigerian!

A white man no go fit confront Nigerian for wifi na? Dem pride no go gree dem!
EducationRe: Can A Pgd Secure An Msc Admission In The Uk, If I Have A 1.5 Cgpa? by Oblongata:
ogoloray:
Hello guys. I really need your advice.

I did performed really poorly in the university, and as a consequence, I graduated with a ridiculously low CGPA. Now I intend to go for my masters degree abroad. But I know that it will be almost impossible to find an institution that will admit me with a 1.5 CGPA...

So I want to know if getting a PGD can level things up for me, and help me do my masters in the UK...

All contributions will be highly appreciated, as this is of utmost importance to me. Thanks in advance!!!
You can search for schools in the Uk with premasters route. You can also check for schools with Advance Diploma route/post grad. Dip route. All these route leads to masters program. Eg if normal masters route takes 18 months, you might spend 24months with these routes. Best of luck.
Nairaland GeneralRe: We Stand As One! by Oblongata(op): 11:29am On Jan 01, 2024
Let's celebrate and stand as one! Here is King Sunny Ade and Onyeka Onwenu!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZXLH29oFL0?si=v7IWhAbBP84h54I1
Nairaland GeneralWe Stand As One! by Oblongata(op): 11:18am On Jan 01, 2024
Happy New Year fellow Nairalanders.

In the past few years, there has been visible division amongst tribes on social media and specifically, our nairaland.

Many of us are aware that these divisions are catalised by politicians (who will possibly gain from it), Ignorant minds, ethnocentrism, childishness, etc

I appeal to the good people of Nigeria, to engage headlong, these people who have dedicated their lives to destroying the peace and unity of the country with their negative outbursts and criminal intent of setting up tribes and ethnic on collision path, by engaging these people with conscious effort of posting Positive things about our tribes, other Nigerian tribes and how they relate positively with each other. Whenever we see a negative comment about any Nigerian tribe, please let us make a conscious effort to reply with a positive comment about that said tribe, regardless the tribe we are from. together we shall defeat this evil.

'Evil will prevail when good men do nothing'.

This is a video of Christy Essien Igbokwe. An Igbo woman who sang an evergreen yoruba song which the yorubas still cherish.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3Elhy3rtw&pp=QAFIAQ%3D%3D
FamilyRe: AWidow That Didn't Visit Me When I Gave Birth Expects Christmas Money From Me by Oblongata: 12:16pm On Dec 29, 2023
Hi Ememmmi,

Tell her in a serious and playful way that you are not happy she had not called you about your bundle of joy. Forgive her. Give her the money.

Thanks,

Oblongata.
PetsRe: Dietary Curiosity: What Do Badgers Eat? by Oblongata: 2:15am On Dec 28, 2023
I saw once on nat geo that they love honey and insect.
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad: Iyabo Ojo Counter-sues Naira Marley, Demands N1bn In Damages by Oblongata:
This woman is purported to be the owner of a certain 'sniffer blog'. Many Naira Marley's dirty laundry is expected to flood the media waves soon. Interesting times ahead.
EducationRe: I Am Not Taking This! My Baby Girl Deserves The 1st Position. 15as! by Oblongata:
DSS1335:
grin
Before rushing to embarrass yourself, know that 10 students can all clear that paper with A1. Positions, when there are ties amongst them will be determined by on the basis of the decimal places. For example, 95.2%, 95.3%, 95.1%, 95%, 95.8% etc. When rearranged on descending order, the 1st is 95.8%, 2nd 95.3%, 3rd is 95.2%.....
That's probably what plays out in your ward's school. So it's best you celebrate her achievement and fulfill your pledge as a way of encouraging her
Dear Sir,

You shouldn't have wasted your time to give the OP an explanation that is so glaring! The OP is just making a subtle attempt at celebrating his/her ward.

Thank you.

Oblongata.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Quit This Work. by Oblongata:
Op this woud be your friend....

TravelRe: Reconsidering The Call To Japa: A Counter Perspective by Oblongata:
In 2008, I japaad for masters in Uk. On completion I had the same motivation and perspective of the Op so I 'Japaadad' to Naija. Omo, I see pepper. I thank God I retraced my steps. Please the truth is that Japaa if you have the means.
CelebritiesRe: Nobody Should Take Mohbad's Body Without My Permission — Father (Video) by Oblongata: 8:00pm On Nov 19, 2023
It has to be with the father's authorization.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Urges Boakai To Unite Liberia, Commends Weah For Conceding Defeat by Oblongata: 1:54pm On Nov 18, 2023
For one country like that, dem dey plan go court for moon to contest an election they glaringly lost...
PropertiesRe: 8 Bedroom Flat For Sale In Ikorodu by Oblongata: 12:44pm On Nov 11, 2023
otipoju:
Go and learn how to describe ooo.


Is it a single 8 bedroom flat or is it 2 flats of 4 bedroom each or 4 flats of 2 bedroom each.

Which one?
My own be say why him no add price? Area?
CrimeRe: How I Was Falsely Accused Of Stealing A Guy's Genitals Yesterday by Oblongata: 7:41am On Nov 11, 2023
The guy wanted to scam you...

You are lucky the crowd was not blood thirsty!

Most Nigerian marketers are vampires!!!
FoodRe: Fonio: Could This Be A Cheaper Substitute For Rice? (Pictures) by Oblongata: 8:58pm On Nov 05, 2023
Omo anyhow, man must survive!!!
EducationRe: Peter Obi Mourns 3 Anambra Students Struck Dead By Lightning by Oblongata: 8:42pm On Nov 05, 2023
This man has good heart...

But have nothing upstairs!!!

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