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How can you find love on nairaland? Do you know the number of irritating gossips that are abound here? Which sensible and reasonable man will want to keep a woman as either spikedcylinder, flgator, thiefof hearts,oyinda, sisi jinx, osisi, amebo 1, michellin, ibikaye, starstruck, heatfusion, sissy, biola 44, patwhiz etc and the rest of that olofofo cabal as lovers and wives at home?

Abeg poster, if you dont want to die young, better go and look for love in another place rather than nairaland because if you end up with these gossip whores as you future partners, then your life don bend pata pata like cray fish!

Can you see that its only these gossip clowns that know how to give all the advise on the planet ranging from stupid topics like"He f***ked my mother and i dont know what to do" to more idiotic topics like "How do i make a big prick make me reach orgasm"

They know everything and is it these kind of wor wor useless girls you want to put in your house as a lover

These girls are like the local witch doctors or jazz men that give people jazz on a daily basis to make them rich or sucessful but have you noticed these jazz men or witch doctors never graduate from the state of penury and poverty that they meet them selves despite all the jazz melecin at their disposal? Thats how these nairaland girls are. Avoid them like a plague and your life will have so much more meaning!

shey you can see from the stupid replies of flgator and spikedcylinder that they really know how to stoke the embers of wahala with their stupid remarks. I wonder why anyone even attempts to seek any advise from them when they themselves are so clueless about their lives but derive joy in misyanning nonsense at every given opportunity

Well what can i say? the old saying is true! Once a chicken brain forever a chicken brain with tits!

Yeah we are a Giant but with a very little Di***ck

How can i forget Platinumnk silly me!

Lexiwhite:


What can i say, some of them are also very bitter u know, very bad losers, and such big bitchers. . . Its hard to understand how they reason at all.

@whitelexi

Your so right. Most of these stupid girls are so bitter and terrible bitchers that it really annoys the crap out of posters with their stupid posts, stupid gossips, stupid advises, irritating clique and set up and more disgusting approach to handling discuss devoid of intelligence.

Most of these irritating bitchers include:

Blue spice

Fl gator

Blue Diva

Oyinda

Michelline

Tope 2000

Ibikaye

Amebo no 1

Busy Bodi

O$sisi

sistawoman

sissy

sisikill

star struck

Biola44

Heatfusion

Spikedcylinder

Ujujoan

Iyakadijat

These clique of gossip mongers and bitchers always fuel every hate debate whenever and whistle like dogs to their fellow bitchers to come join them to terrorize any thread. They have over shadowed the true intent of the romance thread and they are everywhere like flies on sh**t.

Go through every thread and you will see them engaging in one combat or the other with other nairalanders fueling hate and beef. They can't learn to shut their traps up and will always come back to nag and spew codswallop at every given moment. If this is not stupidity of the highest order i dont know what else can be defined as that. There is no thread that you wont see 2 or more of this stupid members of this click come together to say something intelligent, rather its to hijack a thread and cause confusion, mayhem and fights and most of these gossip mongers listed above will just join into the debate, not to douse the tension but rather to add more fuel to it and run off. What ever created these set of irritating creatures must surely be wondering why he or she goofed to breathe life into them because their stupidity knows no bounds.

Why can't they be like more civilized posters like the following:

TGirl4real

Mukina

Diva 1

Iice

Naija Cutie

Monicca

Thoniaslim

Hauwaa

Tope 500

and some guys like debosky, sauron or stephen p?

If we had more of these kind of posters, nairaland romance will be a better place to visit but when you have a clique of gossip mongering bitchers and troublemakers like those above in every thread, you know the hate will continue! I had to bring out their names to let people know these are the irritating stupid clique spoiling nairaland and if you want the hate to stop, then these bitchers above must have duct tapes around their mouths and fingers!

The truth is that there are so many stupid girls here that have one very stupid clique that continue to say very stupid things to disgust and irritate people due to their stupidness and stupidity and its based on that stupidity of these cabal that ignites these stupid debates that leads to stupid insults and these stupid girls end up making one have so much hate and dislike for their stupidity and irrational thinking. If these stupid girls could just shut up for once and allow more sensible girls post things, nairaland will become a much more better place!

I won't date or marry a woman in my office for nothing. Iyama!

But i can f***k them sporadically and have occassional one night stands with no strings whatso ever attached! I think its better to just f**k your co-worker and leave her hanging than attach any silly emotions to it. It could be disasterous!

Just f***k them and split!

Why does pilgrim hate and despise Muslims and Islam so much with so much bitterness and Venom? Wasn't she a former Moslem? Going through all her posts shows the level of hatred she has for Islam is so strong that i doubt if the Hatred George Bush has for Islamic terrorists can match her hatred for Islam especially as a former Moslem!.

I have been wondering, if Pilgrim changes to another religion, is this the kind of fate Christians will suffer? Have Christians on this forum fratenizing with her ever thought for once if the torpedo turns towards them that its over for them? I am neither a Muslim nor Christian but i really dont understand the hatred she has for Islam.

We all need to engage in constructive debates but the level of hate is appalling from her. I really feel sorry for most of the Moslems on this thread

most definately a 97-98 model but not a 2000 model besides its the french/european model and not the Nigerian prestige. You can tell the difference from the differences between the rear lights of the french version and the Nigerian version and the 2000 peugeot Nigerian prestige version is far bigger and bumpier than the 2000 french version. So it will be safe to say that you have a 97-98 version for sale.

Also the day of make is different from the day of registration, so you shouldnt take the VIN version 100% into to. Worry more about the year of manufacture which should approximately be 1997-1998!

One more thing i once own this exact version years back before i sold it!

Diva1:
@Obnoxious

Don't you also have a mother and sister(s)? Don't you think of them, how it feels, if men are doing the same to them?

Does sparta have brother(s) and father? Doesnt she think of them when she breaks up with men and if their sisters are doing the same to her brothers or father?

Somebody that breaks people's heart and feel glad about it is nothing but a remorseless evil crack head and sparta has just shown she is one. She has blatantly come out to state she has broken up with her ex and she's feeling over the moon. Does that make her a better person or the devil's reincarnate with a vagina?

Sparta says i am bitter? Bitter over what? i have learnt to control women and take their destinies in my hands and not theirs. I no longer believe in this codswallop of falling in love because sooner or later one sparta is going to be gloating over the way she dealt with a man's emotion.

I dont feel bitter but rather enjoy doing what i do best. While i think its extremely right for a man to break up with a girl and destroy her world, i think its because women like sparta have trained them to be callous people. So when ever i hear words from the likes of sparta when they break men's hearts, it only fuels my desire to hunt more and seek women to destroy and dismember emotionally because i believe its a vicious circle.

You only learn from the best and when the best has trained you well, you no longer get mad but get even. So there is no room for the bitterness.

I am just unhappy that whilst there are some men like me trying to stop things like this people like sparta come out brazenly to expose their recent break up conquest and it only encourages me to go out there and do more harm than good and feel remorseless like sparta!

In fact i hope this week to pick up a violent quarrel with a chick and pummel her so bad just to get it off my chest! I may not be able to hurt sparta physically but i will take consolation in the next chick i get to sleep with!

sparta:
Mr obnoxious i can see you realy need help. I think i am taking this break up better than you are taking your break up.

You seem very bitter and cannot forgive who ever broke your heart, you need to move on be sweet. You dont need to take your pain out on me man. What you have written has not added anything you. Has it relievd you of the pain you feel inside of you.

something worth notin is the fact that what led to your break up is not what led to mine. They are different circumstances i beleive.

Of course, why shouldnt you take the break up better than mine because your the one doing the break up. You are so evil that it reeks of disgusts and your a classic mascot why Men should be so wicked towards women and punish them for everything.

Your as Evil as they come and i hope when you are really in love and about to get married, you heart will be battered and badly destroyed and you will almost feel like commiting suicide and the may the prayers of all the guys you have broken up with Catch up with you and make you suffer emotionally forever. On behalf of them, may you never expereince peace and emotional happiness for the reminder of your years!

Evil soul!

I didnt even read the part that she is using your own money to save for the future

Men! I dont know whether to even pity you again or mock you!

Where you go pick that thing from?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I am so glad that i got rid of a jezebel like this some years back and it was weeks to the marriage my eyes cleared and not i am happier for the best. The chick ended up marrying another man desperate to marry and from latest reports, the man is wishing he followed and walked my path and is seeking a divorce, . . lol. . . what a schmuck!

When you see danger, you run! Dont let anyone else convince you otherwise! Its only you that knows where it pinches! My Guy waka from the impending timebomb about to explode in your life

@poster

I feel so sorry for you. You have hooked yourself up with a bridezilla and a very greedy one for that matter. All the ingridents are there to show that your impending marriage is about to be doomed before it starts:

1. She isn't working

2. She has no job

3. She is already spending money faster than her hands can count

4. Your the only one footing the bill and she isnt lifting a finger neither is her extended family helping out

5.Her family is already blaming you for being slow but has no qualms in spending the money slowly.

These are the effects of marrying a woman because of the so called love you have but when reality sets in, you begin to think which came first, love or money.

You are about to be led into bondage and this chick is only interested in having a fancy wedding and being called a (MRS) to brag amongst her friends but then again lets look at post marriage within the first 6 months of this disaster your about to engage in:

1. She would still be broke and jobless and even if she has a job, the money will be extremely inadequate to do anything tangible, so you have to continue paying wife support alimony for virtually everything and you are going to be turned into a train wreck

2.Her family will continue to barge you for money to support their daughter, themselves and extended family (Hope you have a bullion van filled with cash locked up somewhere)

3. They will continue to see you as being a tight fisted wad because your prudence doesnt apply to them in their own dictionary

4. I hope you have budgeted the amount for a house or apartment, furnishing, car, maintainance, bills, and wife because only you will carry that wahala on your head and it wont stop.

5. When she gets pregnant, your money wahala will double

6. have you set aside money for clothes, cosmetics and hair for her weekly?

7. Apart from sex, what defination of the word companionship is she bringing apart from helping you hasten your road to penury?

Mr Oga! Shine your eyes and its not too late to call it off because you are marrying someone that will drive you 6 feet under within months. Your not one billionaire that can foot her bills and your marrying one very greedy woman and when she is done ripping your heart out both financially and emotionally, she can always run to one kelechi,gbenga or Musa to continue where you have stopped while your whole world turns into ruins.

Be wise and call it off! You only know the woman you want to marry in times like this and this is where you can see your future ahead of you being potrayed now before you say "I DO"

Please say "I DONT" and plan your life better till you are satisfied that you can bear the burden of these set of money grabbing vampires!

I call her B***TCH!

Its that simple! Because that's what she is and will always be!

Bah!

I have stopped going to church for some years now and really dont have time for those money swindlers and hypocrities in cassocks or Bishop collars trying to better the lot of themselves and their families through unbridled lies, aging dogmas, un substantiated doctrines and unbelievable miracles.

They have so hoodwinked the society that the fear of a pastor is more than the fear of a god and they are more godlike in a society than a god and since i left that abyss of immorality and lies, my life has been more peaceful and i dont have to worry and fear over one pastor big head or Bishop fat lip threatening me with thunder and brim stone for not paying my weekly taxes (Sorry i mean tithes unless i wont get any share of the miracles)

sparta:


i just broke up with him this mrng and i feel devasted.

He is yet to accept the break up though and if he does i wonder if he will feel hurt but does it realy matter, i really dont want to go on with him.

Classic example of a very evil and wicked girl that takes pride in breaking up with Men and bragging about it and end up shedding crocodile tears to arouse sympathy for her malicious and extremely callous attitude and way of life!

Its chicks like this that gives me the confidence to be more evil towards women, break their hearts without remorse, be extremely emotionless towards them and beat them in the process because they are nothing but scum and disgusting irritants.

Later some die hard feminists will come out to start encouraging Men to be more loving and caring towards their ladies meanwhile these vile serpents are causing havoc and destroying the very emotional fibre of a man who professes his love towards them.

To all the Men who think they can fall in love and live happily ever after, please take a look at people like spartan and her ilk and start planning your escape route. For one minute, put yourself in spartan's ex boyfriend shoes and imagine how he is feeling and realise you are next with your own chick except you destroy her life first.

Relationship is a war, survival is the only option for the man and emotional pain should be the only option for the woman!

I am really happy i read your break up tales. It only gives me more courage to know why i shouldnt feel emotionally attached to any woman and why i must continue to be extremely devilish in the way i treat them!

I repeat Ugly women should be shot or beheaded! I can't stand them! There is even one on my face book trying to add me that i dont know from Adam. Her profile pic corrupted my whole system by just opening it!

What a very stupid question

Its just like asking,

Is it true all women are Ashawos and Retarded Bit**ches?

Using the phrase "ALL MEN" Shows how dense the poster is? Are Catholic Priests, Popes and Bishops Promiscuous?

Do Tibetan Monks have sex?

What feelings?

The day you remotely attempt to open up your felings by mistake sef or tell her "You Love her" thats the day you should go and price your coffin. I can't remember when last i tried to open up my feelings or ever telling a girl i love her except when i am Fuc**k***ing her to encourage her to open her Legs wider!

Fuc**k her continuously and Ignore the marriage part and when she gets angry, dump her, look for another girl that is desperate to marry and fuc**k her likewise also. Its a vicious circle and you win all the time!

Its always better when you meet those old hags that are so desperate to get married. Its loads of fun watching them do any thing so as to marry you!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee! Woman can be so daft and dumb atimes sha!

Why should she pick my calls? Is her father a bastard or what? What wants to cause that kind of Nonsense! I will so beat her if she even contemplates carrying the phone!

All those stupid girls looking for a way to gossip and be jealous for no reason!

I would love to date a girl that triple dates so that i can meet the other guys and we would all have a very big orgy on her piercing her pussy, anus and mouth all at once together!

@poster

Am a grade A antisocialist sorry to say you are if this fits u.
1.You have friends but don't hang out with them cuz either they don't bother themselves much about you or just becuz you just want to relax alone.
2.You're a deep thinker infact after a dilemma is solved you think of the next or not just problems even forthcoming events.
3.You find it easy to give reasons not to attend events and hard to find reasons to attend.
4.Out of majority of your friends you don't know thier birthdays or even surnames.
5.Also all humans get depressed but we antisocialist get too depressed due to the complex environment we situate in.Are you open in crowds like e.g church but left to me there are levels of being antiSOCIAL and you are on a path to one, lastly do you find it easy not to trust pple or paranoid when pple borrow your things.

Your not Anti-Social or Shy but perfectly normal.

Dont mind the people criticizing you because they are loud, garroulous, type A gossips that have nothing better to do than to poke into other people's affairs.

They are the Alhaji's and Mrs Owambe's, Mrs SEE-ME-FINISH, Miss Notice-Me, Bubble by force kind of people that have nothing up there but to always want to be noticed and irrelevant.

Haven't you heard of Familiarity breeds bull-sh**t?

I live like you and go about my affairs in a quiet way. I hang out when i feel like and relax quietly when i feel like. These garrulous beings always want to cling unto someone like a leech and want to know everything about you. I dont know whether they give awards for the highest number of parties a person has attended in his life or whether because you have so many clothes, Then You can collect Money from the Bank as your prize!

Its better to be on your own and surround yourself with people you love closely and things that make you happy not what makes these air heads happy. They hide behind the computer typing crap about others but they are worse than you and are complete losers.

Stick to your principles and if you dont want to mingle with any body, you can tell the person to fu***ck off and rot in hell for all you care! They dont feed you or employ you so you dont have a duty of care towards them!

Remember familiarity breeds Bullsh**t and that should be your Motto!

Bull***SH**T!

I am over 30 and i dont give 2 flying F***ks about love! You dont have to waste your time trying to sacrifice your emotions for one B***TCH! Just go with the flow and continue to F***K them.

Nothing is wrong with you and dont let these chicks convince you other wise. they will just start bombarding you with reasons why you should fall in love but when the chick gives you a middle finga in the middle of the relationship, they will be the first to offer their condolensce.

Just ignore them, meet a woman with no strings attached, Yansh her well till your tired, move along and repeat the whole cycle.

The day you decide to invest in Love is the day the love stock market will so crash down badly on you that you wont be able to get out of any love recession for the next 100 years. Save your self the stress and plan for your own future alone and no one else. Adding a woman to the equation is just a one way ticket to hell for you!

Your better off than Millions of Men that have invested in Love and their hands are burning badly because of that fatal error of falling for the saggy boobs and drooppy Asses!

Wake up My Guy!

In fact think deeply, how many of these nairaland chicks that your waiting to advise you are presently in love?

How many of them have actually broken up with someone that loves them to death?

How many of them toyed with a Man's heart and desire while they were pretending to love him back

And how many of them would honestly say they give 100% in any relationship they have ever entered?

How many of them have bled a man to death financially?

Are these the ones you are looking up to to advise you?

If yes, i feel sorry for you and anxiously wait for your post 6 months from today after you might have been brutally tortured emotionallyand shown what true love really means!

So just continue F***king them (Use protection sha!) and plan your own life without them. So far so good, it has worked well for me after i learnt my lesson years back and today, i am more stable, financially okay, no stress or wahala of women or marriage, abortion wahala, bitterness, money problems, greed, jealously, nagging or any of those stupid things that can make a Man die of a heart attack.

Any woman pushing you for lnstant love or marriage is just doing it for her own selfish greedy reason to protect her self from societal and parental scorn to become a (mrs) ad not because she desires you! And the moment you fall for that age old scam, Men you are totally done for and i would really cry a river for you like justin timberlake!

You are in controland you should keep it that way!

An Ugly Woman should be shot because she isnt fit to be amongst the prescence or good looking men talkless of marrying one!

@Poster

Throw away that shapeless looking freak of nature away from your life ASAP!

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Na only dem go know! I am sure after a Million and One Abortions, na them go turn to expert pass doctor!

Psssfff!

I am wondering how come my fornication (zina) loving friend Pilgrim1 hasnt contributed to this bang belly topic and consorted with this Amebo Abortion Clicque?

@topic

so called good girls fall for bad guys because they are generally dense, daft and dumb! I can't think of any other possible reasons or explanations why their stupidity manifests itself so blatantly!

Wow so Pilgrim is back!

How was the hiatus? Guess you had a lot of fun with your zina activities! I read your reasons why you converted from Islam to Christianity and Men you must have had good zinas from your exes to have made you de-convert!

So now that your back, did Zina play a role again to deconvert you to Scientology or Hinduism? No wonder your name is pilgrim. Using Zina as a search to find everlasting religious peace!

I envy you though! I wish i could use Zina to swop religions and women like you!

So carry on with your atheism bashings. Very soon, you will engage in a wonderful Zina session with an Atheist and i cant wait for you to defend the so called dark side!

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Yawning Real Hard at topic! Some people have time sha to discuss and gossip about the most useless things on the planet!. . . psssfff! ! Eye candy ko, Eye Pencil ni!

Really Glad i am not dating any of your type sha!