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wow, thats great
she just subtracted two years from mine in j.ss.1.

These post coming from a man for the ladies has really made me have hope that they are still good,responsible and gentlemen that know how to respect their ladies out there.
KUDOS to you.

But be ready to get the lashing from SOME NL guys for standing up for the Ladies.
e.g MOBO444 and 190. .

all the same do not be troubled, stand for what you believe in.

Youngichou:
lol

it sounds funny now but it was not funny that day oh, i was so furious, i could see my face turning red and me having horns with that devil fork in my hand.  i for kill person.

btw. YOUNGICHOU, do you write sql commands
i observed the way you wrote your location with the ''if'' clause. ^{( i do sql too )}

This same stupid Arik that my luggage was incomplete  and  rough handled and the zip of my box spoilt ( Abi was tampered with )
when i complained to them, one bastard asked me sarcastically how much was it worth so that they can pay me off and stop me from disturbing  their job.

bk.babe97y:
Three million man march?!!? WTF?!?! Do they got that many folks in the desert or are they thinking of including their[b] Camels in the march?[/b]

you took it out of my mouth
i was thinking about the same thing.

i just did that, rather it is showing me some old stuffs from last year.
pls tell me the steps that you used. thanks.

Darken rahl,
most of the characters in  Xmen 1&2
freddy croger.
the demons in UNBORN.

the girl's pu**y in teeth, but not the girl herself.

i did all that but it was still not coming up.
thats why i said i could forward the c.v. to you directly and you assist
since you know what to do better.
Thanks.

My Dearest,
My name is viviane. i am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile todayand i like it i will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through my e mail box (viviane.keita86@yahoo.co.uk).This is because i don't know the possibilities of remaining in forum for a long time. please If you are interested in knowing more about me please contact me directly to my email address box so i will send you some of my pictures imediately,
Thanks waiting to hear from you .
viviane.

here's another foolish person.


and another :


As Salam Alaikum!!!

I am Mrs.Mariam Muhammad from Liberia ; I am married to Mr.Jean Muhammad who worked with our Liberian Embassy here in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2007. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $3.8 Million General Trust Account with a prime Bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire . Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to my cancer problem. Having known my
condition (cancer of the lever and stroke).

I decided to donate this fund to an Imam or any faithful Islamic brother or sister that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instr uct herein. I want somebody that will use this fund according to my Late. Husbands Dream to help the orphanages, widows, propagating the good news of Allah and
to endeavor that the Mosque of Allah is maintained and to help Lessprivilaged people in our Islamic World. The Quoran made us to know that blessed is the hand that grivet. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Muslim's

and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used against his will. I don't want in away where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision to hand you over this Fund. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the
hand of Allah, because he says in the Holy Quoran that he is going to fight my battle and I shall hold my peace.
I don't need any telephone communication in this regards because of my health henc e the presence of my husband??s relatives around me always. I want you and the Mosque to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Muslim Mom. Whoever that wants to serve Allah must serve.

him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Write back as soon as possible, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Hoping to receive your Urgent and Positive response.
Yours Sister in Islam.
Mrs.Mariam Muhammad
Allah Hafiz.
As Salam Alaikum!!!

hi, pls there's no place in the site to apply thru, besides, i have not even seen the job advert for Mtn, that you are talking about.

i feel Hot

i went to the site but its a little bit confusing
why don't you drop your email address
atleast we can send our c.v directly to your inbox so that you can help us to forward it
that way we can be sure it will get to the right quarters
thank you.

you don't even have a profile picture how do you want the person to look at you and think if they can give it a thought.

Obudu cattle ranch in cross river state, is the perfect place that suits your description you will not regret it.
you can google it.

i now see where MOBO444's bitterness with our black sisters came from
now i understand him, its because of what his wife makes him go thru
but you should be happy, its no big deal helping your wife in the house
unless she is domineering and bullies you to do it.
but you should not generalize and hate all black sisters.

@ ILEKE-IDL

sorry for derailing your thread, was just wondering,


where are you from
asked because i saw
waiting for ezeuche to finish cooking me some edesi isip. on your profile.
just curious
atie nte ato ibibio or efik aye sin ami mbub de fi, ( hope you understand what i wrote. lol. )

i get this crazy mails too almost everyday , and it always gets me upset,
i always wonder why a girl should be sending me a love message telling me that colour does not matter
and I would scream back in my replies that i am not A LESBIAN for crying out loud.
but the bastard would reply telling me how happy they are that i replied and would send a picture to me.
when i got to work today i had it in mind to start a topic or send seun a mail on this, because i wonder how the got my personal email address when it is hidden. and they always specify that they saw my profile on NAIRALAND.


The other one is through text, they sent me a text that i won a scholarship in the ongoing chevron/texaco scholarship scheme, i should call a number which was provided and they would tell me how to get the one million scholarship.
1. i am not even a student, am a graduate and working for that matter
2. when did Nigeria become so generous that companies will be telling you to come and collect scholarship money ??
3. a scholarship you DID NOT even apply for Not to talk of writing the scholarship exam and passing
4. when did chevron and texaco start having a joint scholarship scheme ?
These people think Nigerians are stupid,
according to some one, you can't hussle A husstler
All i did was to call the number when someone picked, i just told them the person to try new tricks because the one he is using is too old. LOL. the person just ended the call.

Still have not found any match for NOVEMBER 6TH.
WOW, I ROCK.

MOBO444,
i have never had any reason to respond to any of your topics
but i just had to these time
This is disgusting ??
why should you be painting such a picture ??
you make it look like being self employed is a crime,
for your information even the federal government is looking for how to encourage people to become self employed rather than just depending on the government alone
most of the things you see our Nigerian ladies do is putting their talent to good use rather sit home and suffer the pressure of having to raise kids with no assistance.
I just passed out Yesterday from NYSC and guess what ?
during the passing out activities, Nysc even brought motivational speakers and career oriented people to talk to us about life after NYSC
and one of the things we were encourage to do is use our talents and creativity to become good ENTREPRENEURS IN THE FUTURE.
Most the private own companies you see was some other persons idea that came to reality because the person made it so, and the person started gradually till it became what it is today
so any other person can start the same way be it  MAN OR WOMAN.  SO STOP HATING  BLACK LADIES THAT ARE TRYING TO BUILD FOR THE FUTURE OF THEIR UNBORN CHILDREN.

for your info before you start blasting me, i have been retain where i was serving even before my passing out.

i hate when a guy just meets a girl, and they are getting to know each other and he assumes everybody that calls the girls phone at that time is a '' boyfriend '' come on, you are just meeting her, you don't know anything about her, instead of acting '' mr know it all '' ( but end up looking stupid )
ask questions.

i hate it when a guy automatically assumes that a girl should date him simply because his best friend is dating the girls best friend.
yes they are best of friends but they got their personal lives to live.

i hate it when a guy thinks or tries to stop you from talking to other friends because he is dating you.
OH plssssss, they were my friends before you came into the picture and you can't replace them, ( not saying you would not be respected )
but why do you want the girl to cut off from her friends when you still have your own friends.

i hate it when some men think that a girl should only be seen and not heard, or that the girl must always do their bid in the relationship
without thinking of what the girl wants or the type of relationship she would wish to have.

i hate it when a guy tries to be too domineering in a relationship.

1759:
Damn! How long did it take before you could summon the courage to use you hand to eat eba/fufu again.

After one day would you even remember what happened yesterday, when you are trying your best to handle the new challenges that comes with a new day, your mind would be so occupied with escaping from seniors. And when the hunger strike comes believe me, you would forget it ever happen because of the recent trauma you are going through.   

Besides i remember us using our left hand to do it since we eat with the right, and then the lefties did it with their right hand.

i don't even know where to start from

is it fetching 12 buckets of water in a day
because the seniors are so wicked so can't listen to the excuse that you are already fetching water for 10 of her mates

is it missing your meals because you are trying to hid from a senior that wants to punish you for no just cause

is it going to the stream that is miles away when there is no water

is it a senior telling you to go under her bed and catch two mosquitoes for her, one male and one female and they must still be alive ,

is going to get a book from a senior called endless journey ? ( you can bet your journey will sure not end that day cos you will be posted to the corners of the school

is  it a punishment that we are being told to squat and fly our hands 90 degrees by the time you are asked to stand up, you will be crawling because you can't even feel your legs.

is it having to share a small six spring bed with your mate because a senior carried your mattress to double her own so that she can sleep better without feeling the spring, not minding how you are going to sleep

or having to pound  dry and hard  poo down the toilet with a stick so that it can flush properly.

i remember the day we came back from class and someone had come to the front of our hostel to poo, and we were sure it was not one of us, since we already know the consequence of such, but our room prefect said since we can't produce the person responsible we should pack it, thinking it was a piece of cake ( since we were just gonna use hoe or shovel ) to our surprise she said we should use our bare hands   to pick it little by little so that it can go round for everyone. see us mixing dettol, izal, tcp, purit, bleach e.t.c. to was our hands after that.

THEN
like that was not enough

we were sleeping with  one eyes closed
because of the spiritual part of it

e.g, things like lady koi-koi
gorilla man ?( half man and half gorilla )
uncle ime ( from gist, one of the watch nights that died in our school and his spirit comes back to hunt the students )
even the students that were  accused of  being possed with evil spirits and witchcraft
so you end up spending half of the night screaming and running for your dear life from one dorm to the other ?
meanwhile you can't actually really see what you are running from, you are running because your mates are doing the same
we had the logic of run first and ask questions later.
so many thing to the point that i made a covenant with God that if i don't die in my JSS 3, That i would never die Again. ( don't blame me, i did not know what i was doing then, the stress of boarding house was just too much, i thought i would not make it )  

there are so many, i can write a book with volume 1 and 2.


by the way i went to federal govt. girls college . Calabar ( F.G.G.C. )

Facebook OR fakebook,
it all depends on what you want it to be
if you have true and real friends, it could be facebook, and if you live a fake life and pretend to be what you are not
then it can be fake book to you.

* ^{walks in, listens, sighs and walks out} *

DRlulu:
guys and girls this keeps baffling me, cant a niaja guy have casual female close friends without them wanting more or gettin jelous wen they see u with another girl . e tire me oo , but wen your broke they no go look your side

They will only act that way because of the impression you gave them, when you guys first met.

NOW i can actually say I AM THE MOST UNIQUE PERSON ON NL.
i have gone through all the 66 or more pages of these thread
but i can't fine my birthday mate cos 6TH NOV is a unique date
you have to be special and a gem to be born on that day.

NO offense, but  except for the topic, when i opened this thread and saw the picture the first lines that came to my mind was

            WANTED







HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MAN,
HE IS WANTED BY THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE ANY BODY WITH INFORMATION ABOUT HIM SHOULD PLS CONTACT THE NEAREST POLICE STATION.

well sorry IMO, SEUN, DADUKE, RANOSCKY, DOBODOBO, AND 190 are way better. nothing personal.