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This nincompoop is the dumpest SP Nigeria ever had. He looks dumb, he acts dumb, he talks dumb, he dress dumb,he does dumb shit. Everything about him is dumb. Imagine international countries looking at this breathing mannequin as our senate President, it's a big shame on us. I mean all of us as Nigerians.

Sometimes, I wonder how these stupid motherfuckers made it to these apex political offices. Nigeria is shit breh!

NwaNimo1:
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Your meme is trash boy! It doesn't relate to the shit we talking about here. Rest boy!

NaughtyBrainiac:
Who are those that laid foundation of embezzlement, corruption and mismanagement of public funds?

What's the essence of stealing so much money that you can't even spend 10% of it before you die?

What's the essence of stealing Billions of Naira when there are several citizens that don't have N500 to afford 2 meals a day?

They end up wasting funds that would have been used for National development.

Na wa o

It's really sickening, my brother. Theses guys are just crazy.

This boy just finished watching porn. All the fool typed up there are figment of his stupid imaginations.

How husbands you've married? You even snatch a colleague of yours husband still your dumb ass can't keep him.


This hoe is gradually becoming the low,-budget Jennifer Lopez of Africa. Shioor!

TheOgaBoss:
Paul was still able to release some good hits.

Apart from 'reason with me'. He doesn't have any other hit song. As for Peter -- that dude went into obvious oblivion. So they still don't have shit on D'banj. My brother.

CloudResident:
Davido raised 250m the other day, they went to IG claiming two heads are better than one to surpass him before they were cautioned.
Now they believe they can shut down O2 after same Davido.

Plenty water don pass under bridge o
Shut down shrine first

You dey mind those clowns?

ppogba:
I don't do what you want to drag me into. You write very well. Especially throwing insults.

Put your English to put use.

Thank you all the same.

Now run along and go fucck yourself. If you engage me in a civil way I won't insult you. Next time learn how to to be civil.

TheOgaBoss:
in every way, dbanj na just don jazzy been dey cover that guy yanch, but when they parted not he fizzled out without even a glimmer

And when P-square split, their careers didn't nosedived?

ppogba:
No need responding to someone comparing an individual to a duo.
That is the height of stupidity. But unfortunately, we have people that are more stupid on Nairaland.

Give or take, the comment is borne out of the usual tribalism. QED.

I just asked you a simple question. How about we debate like matured minds? State your reasons for thinking they're above D'banj. But instead you went on ranting like a lame off-spring of an epileptic bonobo monkey.

You probably think me your village drunkard father that was brought up as a tribalist bofoon, because he never left the slum he sired from.

Well, I'm not surprised. NL is full of sycophantic kids theses days.

You stupid cretinous ape!

tiswell:
they are far better than dbanj

In what ways?

As much as I hate this bastard. The fool is saying the damn truth!

SoundWaves:
I'll be straight forward,
i get green lights from lots of girls on a weekly basis as per handsome and mysterious guy but couldn't approach any, not until my last time out, mahn she is a complete spec,i took some of her contacts, am an expert in wooing a lady over through text messaging and WhatsApp voice msg, so u gotta believe when I say she is now mad over me in just a month

My problem
she's sick and need someone to talk to for some minutes(minutes o not seconds), am her crush and definitely one of her closest person, honestly i hate making phone calls i just don't know why, but i have been able to gather some courage, i need help on what to say to her, because it seems what i have written on this white paper is not adding up

How old are you boy?

SmellySperm:
Nigga you got personal ish with him or som'? WTF man!

I hate make person dey do shit.

This girl went for liposuction. Nothing a motherfucker can tell me.

WizKid in shambles right now.

Y'all noticed since davido came into the Nigeria music industry, all those lame bragging that short boy called Wiz used to flax has been reduced to nothing. Baba be like ' this boy Davido get doings pass me o'

I knew it will be that stupid he-goat that calls himself Mr.P. I knew he'll be the clown boasting. After you think you have it all and quickly betrayed your brothers started dropping extremely wack songs, Peter will be remembered for having the 'floppest' album in Nigeria. Motherfucker drop his useless album and it went into the trash can like that, no fuccking body asked for his shit.

He did gambling shit, it flopped.

He went into liquor, shit it fell off.

Money ain't coming in for the fool and he needs to show folks out there he's still a big boy. The clown had to go back to his vomit and beg his brothers to save his nosedived career by coming together again. Big shout out to Paul and Jude for being the big men and let his shit slid.

So?

Let go there maybe I'll see a hoe with a big ass to bury my long gbola in her sweet pussy.

Payporte:
this Elijah is a popular American rapper
Jeremih is his name

Yeah, he used to be on low cut. I was surprised he was rocking dreads on the show. Him and Fif goes way since '10 when he drop the song 'down on me'. I'm sure Fif has something to do with him being on the show. He's pretty good actor though. I will love to see more his acting in the future.

Episode 5 is fire!!!!! Breh! This is shit I've been talking about. This is the shit I know Tommy motherfucking Egan for.


That boy Tommy still gon' hit that Liliana girl's pussy for real. They fit each other. That girl get chin-chin for head.


Sad to see that boy Elijah get clipped like that. Jenard is pained as fucck.

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Wait, did jenard killed diamond?

airsaylongcome:
Waoh! Been a minute fam. U def don't know this moniker. Used to enjoy your posts years back in a certain "seedy" location on these NL streets. Great to see you are still active with the same sobriquet when a lot of other active monikers on those seedy streets have since deactivated. Hope you doing good.

I'm good my dear brother. I remember you very well. Right from the days of redbenson's thread, I remember everyone. It was fun then breh. That thread then was addictive. the "seedy" threads we have now is full of shit. So many active members of that thread have left nairaland for good those that are on NL don't comment again.

Nevertheless, it's good to see you here again.

No be Una dey patronise dem pass? Una remember when one girl naked wande coal snap him picture? Abi na davido own, not to talk of Peruzzi and potable.

Who this one wan dey wine?

Olosho dey look for clients.

This fool be chasing clout like a stupid bitch on heat! Tha fucck?!

Iyaebe:
You can only achieve this as a man when you have a good woman by your side.God bless chioma

Which chioma? you wish.

Righteousness2:
My Friend, Listen!
Making it at a young age is good.
Enjoying your life to the Fullest is cool!

But all these without the Most Important is Useless!
The Most Important for You, I and Everyone on Earth is to Genuiely Surrender to the Lordship of JESUS Christ and Live for HIM.

Because it does not Matter your age, your Fame, Wealth, Education, Popularity and all that. If you Depart this Earth without Jesus Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ! You have wasted your Life! It is straight to Hell! And there is no living life to the Fullest in Hell!.

Bros, where your church dey?

That's a big ass lie. 2face has always been a fine boy.

Jodera:
Lol, I don't think anyone have said the bolded here

I'm taking about one of my colleague at my place of work.