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E get one guy for LUTH days, Agbenehovi F**i wey de always do this.
Werey go knack patient n their relatives

A Governor is doing what he was elected to do & people are praising him.
Bad governance has really messed up the heads of Nigerian citizens

Na beards remain make e just be the man

The husband better do DNA, Mercy Chinwo don go collect do away lol

DrChukki:
I understand oh... How can a man be attracted to a fellow man?

With all the sweetness of T0t0 and p**sy?

What sound will the man be making?

Like, you see fresh girls go dẹy follow man?

That man is not normal both physically and spiritually

A55hole is sweeter, according to some men.
And any man that can pansh anu5 of a woman can as well be termed gay

My Boyfriend Olumide Soyombo gearing up to be on that list soon.

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If it's 'sherry' mango, I use knife especially when cold
If it's very soft one, I eat it yanmayanma like I am giving a girl head and all the yeast are all over my mouth

RIP Legend!
This was when NLC was NLC, not now that members are non-card carrying members of LP who also collects anti-strike stipends from APC lol

Edo just lost their chance to have the first 'un-ugly' Governor, they should have impeached the Governor instead lol

This picture is very very disturbing and inappropriate

This mis always my fear with all these cities and that is why I get scared going on vacation there.

As much as I love top explore places like Phillipines, Thailand etc...

Find that girl for me, I have 50k to dash her to support the business.

Some people are actually taking Mr Cork serious and replying him hahahahaha
Either you are new to Nairaland or you need intense mental evaluation

Take the PH one
That's extra 250k to save monthly, and that's 3M year.
That's also 9M in 3yrs, enough to pay ransom when you get kidnapped

All the rolex watches can't even buy Seyi ThiefBubu's Richard Mille watch.
But never mind, we are talking about Peru not Nigeria

I see more guys (especially Nairaland broke guys) becoming Trans just for money
This I have seen.

I am not a glutton so i will take 2/3 and leave the rest.

Why should anyone even eat more than 5, are you cursed?

Na only Molly Or Colos fit give this effect.
Avoid class A drugs............

Not a big deal, people like Yhemolee also spray money at clubs

Trial and error financial techniques.
Pump $$$ from foreign reserves to save a dying naira so people can applaud you for a week.
Then watch the same $$$ rise in the next month and blame citizens for not buying unavailable local goods.

Is he in another UK or Sunak's UK?
3months and he will be abusing UK too

Nigerians and turning brands to generic names

To them...:

Every noodles is indomie
Every detergent is Omo
Every toothpaste is Macleans
Every SUV is Jeep
Every hair is Brazilian
Every pen is Biro


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Honestly, my dad knows a person in this situation.

He earns 1M as salary monthly and also has a side hustle which should be bringing him nothing less than 200k estimate. But the man still wants to leave 4 UK. And getting a job in the UK at the age of around 45+, isn't that almost impossible?


His wife is already there and she's doing care-job.

I still don't understand why he wants to move.

If I ever meet him with my dad before he leaves, I'll tell him "sir, you're making a big mistake!"

Well, he's still agile. I guess that's an advantage.

if e nor go, dem go help am pansh em wife
UK boiz de para now

Where's that video of Gbadebo walking aimlessly at the event. Werey de waka about uninvited like when MC Oluomo go attend Grammy awards lol

99% of alcohol sold in Nigeria are fake!!!
I laugh at those boys that buy expensive drinks at the club, how can you use your money to purchase expensive fake drinks? Even original alcohol kills, now imagine what fake tequila or fake whiskey will do to your liver and other organs.
Ball now, find liver n kidney donor later lol
This is why I only drink water at clubs and buy my shayo from abroad/duty free when coming to Nigeria, if you go to Apongbon, you will be amazed. That place has more Azul than the the company that actually makes the Azul tequila hahahaha

It is expected to keep the wealth and riches within the family.
If you know the Adelekes, you will know they have Osun in their pockets

na Pocohantas