₦airaland Forum

Jeon:

God and Lucifer, are the only guys that do admire beings alot.

I don't know about that,
I'm just a simple person.

Jeon:
Who is Tochi?.

The guy that admires you alot.

Jeon:
Sorry, who's this?.

Tochi, we meet here in nairaland.
Please let's chat on watssap or on calls so you'll get to know me better.

Jeon:
Hello.

I trust you are doing great?
Please kindly assist me with your watssap number.

sonssyo:
I sent one woman in my office to get stuffs for me today, it's amazing as she got this!

Thou she makes shakara but me I dey manage her shakara for this economy


I don't know how she buys her stuff
God bless madam Sadiya

Please give me her number so she could get me something.

Jeon:
No be juju be dat.

How are you doing?
Being trying your line but not through.
Needed to discuss something important with you.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
Is is not true?

My Nigeria is so beautiful and wonderful.
I don't know about yours, maybe is doomed as you said.

nlfpmod:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enoch_Adeboye

Happy birthday to him,I tap his grace.

Mercylike:
Nairalanders, my friend got a job in a depot although he didn't get the position he wanted as a logistics person.

He was paid as this is his first month..

Offer letter shows below per annum:

Basic - 650000
Transport - 240000
Housing - 240000
Telecommunications - 120000
Lunch - 125000
Medical allowance - 125000
Wardrobe - 125000
Pension - 113000
Annual leave allowance - 65000

Total is 1,803,000 million.

Monthly salary is 150000k.

Note:
1. Out of this 150k, 8% employee pension fee will be deducted

2. Employer is also expected to contribute 10%

3. Paye (i don't know the amount of paye tax on this salary)


My question is; with the information above, how much is the employee supposed to collect at the end of the month .i.e Net monthly salary

Payee tax %7.5
Employee pensions % 8
I.e %15.5 deductions to be made
Let's %10 of 150k =15k
%5=7.5k
15k+7.5+%.5(#750)=23,250
150k-23,250=#126,750.00

danowena:
Depends on where they got their info from. I bought at N1460 and felt cheated. even though i bought at N1580 on tuesday.

I pray it continues to appreciates as we hope the cabals won't fight back.

A good move to block the crypto sites. They were part of the problem with their speculation of rates. remaining finance sites like flywire, cadremit and co that helps in inflating the dollar figure for their own gain at our detriment.

The #1,460
Please where did you buy yours?

AntiChristian:
Painful news for those who want Nigeria backwards so as to scorn others!




From N1900 last week to N1314!

You no go here anything but if it was vice versa....casala go don burst!

PO and hin boys go don sing anthem on twitter!

I wonder if you guys reason from anus , dollar that was 600 plus before Tinubu entered as president and now within a year USD skyrocket to almost 2k per $1 . Yet useless people like you is still blaming PO, I pity you.

AntiChristian:
Painful news for those who want Nigeria backwards so as to scorn others!




From N1900 last week to N1314!

You no go here anything but if it was vice versa....casala go don burst!

PO and hin boys go don sing anthem on twitter!

lll
For the USDqqqqqq

Finally a piece of good news and I can now travel in peace with Jennyclay.

Jennyclay:
Biko, come and carry me with you!

I’m tired of Nigeria

Will you be loyal?

ikorodureporta:
Despite the jappa tide flowing allover, there are some people who don't have jappa in their agenda even though they are not doing well...
Some reasons may include weather, culture, food, caring for loved ones here, lack of strict laws here, etc.
They've decided to remain in their "comfort zone"...

Are you one of dem

Guy if you get the flow help me

Robbery

Nice one that is if they will not convert it into private equity.

gerizzim:
$525? this should be typographical error

How do you mean.

Police always waiting for bounty before they could arrest a common criminal.

immortalcrown:
Come down from the roof. Hit the ground and run to Canada.

Link me up and I will be gladly be there.

PlushyRealtor:
You can travel to Canada(which seems to be the cheapest to go at the moment.

Inbox me for clarity

I'm interested sir

sinero:
Shut up if u r devoid of common sense. The western world u compare Nigeria to, do u find thing like this?
Government is trying to cub crime u complain, if they don't u still complain.

Get off my page, common sense man.
How many POS business did you see in your so called western world?
And you are still in your village.

Efcc don't have work again abi they want to take there on cut.
What the man is doing is equal to POS business.

thesicilian:
Lol.
See the way she's all covered up in her ninja attire, you'd think these girls have never even heard of d!ck in their lives before. Not knowing that they'd pull everything for just 1k


But seriously sha,

They were obviously not having the sex in public or in the presence of others, and being a "house of God" anybody can go in at any time as long as the place is not locked (no breaking and entry).

So what exactly is their offence?

Instead of the reverend to reprimand them and use the opportunity to try and lead them to Christ, he is handing them over to the police.

You are capping rubbish, they should go and try this in any mosque and know if they will not be stoned to death.
That is desigration in the highest other .

sobastical:
What info do U need?

Requirements, cost and possibility of getting job.
I studied medical Laboratory Technician.
Work as Health safety and environment officer.

sobastical:
I'm just seeing this now... I'm so sorry

Did you got some info already?

No sir

Congratulations to them.

dontrulee:
You can also invest in abritage business as a side hustle to your main business.

I buy dollars at 529# and sell at 677#. The price changes though depending on the market

Where you from see dollar to sell 677 abi you dey wyn me?

Awwn, miracle baby indeed.
Happy birthday

Jeon:
Why are you miserable ,crying and stressing yourself in finding a particular thing that doesn't benefit the male gender? .



Men don't need Women or have anything to do with marriage,but deep down we know the person[s] that do need it/benefits from it the most. This is why they feel so much pains if they can't get a woman's attentions,the pain can lead to brutal situations whereby killing can be involved [killing the woman ,or killing himself or killing himself and the woman ] .
And they also hate to see a single woman happy, especially if she's doing well without them ,the next tag is " She is a feminist, hoe".

Senseless quote.

TopNotchTrends:
Portable is back in the UK for the Video Shoot of Skepta's Tony Montana.

Recall the Skepta Invited Portable to the UK where they both recorded the smash hit "Tony Montana" which is available on all streaming platforms.

Portable continues to enjoy fame and recognition in 2024 as earlier he was given a shout-out by American Rapper, Rick Ross.

Watch the video and share your thoughts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWoy8mYPGUY?si=-pmkoFo7wjjc48hg

Aluminati things, if you know,you know.

Ade49:
25k per month will never be my destiny line in Jesus name

I know teachers making upto 300k monthly