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Pals,
i really need your candid opinion on this. I received a mail asking me to indicate my interest to attend a training by UNDP$NEPAD. Though i replied and a form was sent to me. Am requested to scan the 4 paged form and return to them.

but going through the websites of the two organisations no mention is made about this training. What do you think do you think its a spam or something?

hey chaps this is soooo cuuul and interesting.
Nigerian women have become next to gullible in their quest to please the men counterpartsAnyway wetin we go do as it was in the beginning so is now and so shall it be,

abeg make una no mind all these fake nigerian millionaires
the girl will soon kill the dad so she can have all the wealth to herself.
many parents have failed in their duties or betterstill
"omo oka l'oka njo"

Chei,
omo nna!

money naira power
igbo dey call am ego
hausa dey call am kudi
yoruba dey call am owo
oyinbo dey call am money oooo

Hey guys,'kilode ti otito fi koro lara'.
I dont know why we fail to speak or accept the truth
my sex is irrelevant here,i have only expressed my feelings
which is a product of daily experiences.
For the likes of Gamini you could call me all the names in the world
but if you are a decent man then pick my first sentence and let the
rest fulfil its mission.
If you fail to speak the truth today it will rise against tomorrow.

umu oma,
unu egbu gom! Chei
good to know that our culture is not completely lost afterall.
i will love to see more of such .
Kudos to you guys.

i advise that you start taking garlic and onion raw.It works.Forget the smell it really works i am a living testimony NO MORE METFORMIN.
And my JESUS also approved it i now live a normal life again

Chei! moi moi elewe is the best,anytime anyday.infact you just reminded me of those days in Unilorin.Any Unilorite in the house?
Do you know that woman in Taiwo oke opposite Chupet.
Kai i gbadun her moi moi.
Abeg i dey lag now anybody wey know where i go dey see am buy make e tell me
i live at dopemu.

Thank God that i am relocating to Kano now.
Kilishi and the likes will be sent via this forum to all meat lovers

Apologies to the few decent men around. As for me nigerian men are He Goats,the never keep their zips up.
All over the places they are the same,even when you respect their ages and position they will still dissapoint
you by making sexual advances to you.
'Meloo ni mo fe so'.
Its most saddening when you need a favour from them,say admission or jobs they are cruel hearthless and shameless.
Especially bankers infact i feel like having some powers to expose these fools.
And at home they are fathers and husbands to their kids and wives in churches they are deacons elders pastors and the likes
Ours is a shameless generation worst than Sodom an Gomorah.

I think the poster has done a good work by starting this thread.I honestly wish i am still a virgin,come to think of it what's in afterall when you are still going to do it someday even with pride and honour.
I call on us all to help return this rare virtu especiall our girls let them know that they can still wait.And marriage is best when you give it to your man undefilled.

Na Wah,
god just put am for ur mouth make people for know the kind atrocity wey una dey commit.
LIE LIE TEACHER.
if u dey find who to chuk no be taht kind innocent girl go look fo your mate
AGBAYA.

Gaskiya very soon the arm of the law will catch up with your likes.
That was how my principal impregnated one 16 yr old girl
whwn he had all all his kids in the university.SHAMELESS HE GOATS
OKE NKPI
OGUNFE

seun,
i wonder the kind of school u went to.a place where manners should be learnt but i think you have just displayed your arrogance and ignorance by posting such kind of message on such a widely read website.
how could have generalised calling people idiots.infact who know,

Agba to rofo ika,

Hey,
This body itching after bath,does occur once a while.To me even when i do all the afore mentioned.Initially i had visited a pharmacisc who just prescribed piriton,and it did not just work for me.the n i stopped since its not a permanent thing.It comes give its own headache and dissapear,so i will really like proffessionas in the house to comment on this

Guy,
na wah u.why e be say na another person meat dey hungry you,i no tink say u de man enuf,else u wouldn't be braeking your head ova a married woman
U need deliverance

PRAYER (Join every body in the house)
EVERY SPIRIT OF ADULTERY
RESPONSE:DIE DIE.FALL AND DIE

Ah love na idiot people wey dey die for am na mumu,but me then i was the Mumuest.
kai!buro Uba!hausa man will say.
That was in the past now i am a generalissimo to the most heavenly abode on earth
My Heart
Love hangs on my lips now till the day i say I DO
Hmmmm how crazily in love i was that i almost lost my life on Ilorin-Ogbomosho Rd
For one undeserving serpent.
I cant say more but now

ABOMINATION!!!
CHEI! na women mess na im una dey discuss like dis.In my village the mess of a womwn is so sacred that when you hear or perceive it you just savour it especially if na elderly woman.And women mess dey bad especially if dem just born.Infact i can analyse the various categories of femine and masculine mess that we have for anybody wey wan know.Just visit with a bottle of seaman for appeasement .Because i have a phd in messology from African Delicacies University.

I want the likes of Lakanye in the house to know that

"Any female can give a man pleasure
Only a woman can give him love
Any girl with half a wit can show him a good time
Only a real woman can give him happiness
Any date can be fun to fill his carefree hours,
Only a real woman brings God and herself to fill his heart."

So choose ye this day what yo want.pleasure or genuine love

Wokeyim dear,
You asked an innocent yet vital qoestion.
i will say,the kind of topics you discuss with a girl will largely depend on 1.her area of interest, yes this is important because it will give you more info about her level of intellectual capability.Ask to know things she like about life i mean serious and trivial issues,your discussion will be based largely on these because women rarely get tired of talking infact make a link between a topic and another still within the premise of her passion and you can spend the whole day talking.
As a matter of fact women are wonderful and the like men who wants to bring the best out of them. so just relax and do it maturedly and passionately.

Lakanye,
i guess u're still a little boy,but if ma guess is wrong then nsogbu di,i mean wahala wa,akwei masala.
Infact i doubt if u have a sis.For you to have seen the womenfolks as bedtoys is sad and i just pray
that u realize u're not doing urself anygood before its too late,becos it really could be.

From genevieve's side of the story its obvious she is an arrogant gal. Haba who told her that friendship can be seperated from professionalism,not even in the theatre will that work,it is a collaborative effort.I dont know beyond the story told by the two sides but one thing i do know is pride goes before its fall.Let all learn to imbibe the virtue of humility it will NEVER do us any harm.
Many of us allow fame,power and money get into our heads that we want to be super respected.I beg us(Nigerians) to watch it,u would always be a better person with humility.

please can anyone link me up with Ogbaudu Dafe,we were classmates in Baptist High School Saki and also Oshinfodunrin Dunmininu,though her stay was brief (jss2) but she was such a neat and intelligent girl that i always admired.my name is NNANNA FRANCISCA and my emial peculiarkechy@yahoo.com.
am waiting pals.

Efosa,
No come chop oil money too much oh.Becos u fit fat so teee obesity go set in.
So if u dey wak make u dey post some 4 nairaland,shey u understand
One love sis

Baby this sound incredible but its just to let u know that there is time for everything under the earth.This is your time to shine. and i am so so happy for you.may God take you to greater heights in JN.

If you are talking about Swiss House.Its a place owned by Workforce.It is a very big recruitment agency that recruits for so many banks and multi nationals among whom is First Bank. I presume were talking about the fbn text that was held today 19th july.It was for ond and nce holders.
i hope you attended. never undermine any of these coy's they sometime sound strange to prevent uninvited candidates. Infact my brother did not know it was First bank text until he got to swiss house Gbagada.

Dearest Gamine,
I dont want you to in anyway get confused by all these presumed suggestions and comments.Our opinions differ because we are products of different doctrines.No more no less. The christian religion has so much become controversial that one cannot but continue to get more confused.
I was born into a catholic family lived the life of a good catholic,until i changed for one of these pentecostals,I was just looking for a deeper way of understanding God and serving him better.But a few months back i sopped going to any chucr at all.
see it is you who knows the best way to serve your God You see most of these churches are what i call BOND BREAKERS.They will bombard you with so many confusions and instead of truly bringing u to God they distract you.
As for me i have gone back to the catholic church and i have known God better so my peace and fulfilment is restored.
May Christ the grat teacher lead u aright.

Thank you for the spirit.

Haleluyaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Beloved,its good to know you appreciate God for what He's done for you. But like many members of the family have said,this is just a stepping stone.
Give your best and prepare the more for greater challenges in the future.
best of lucks.