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Religion is truly the opium of the people.
Lord have mercy!

Ebube- Asa baby!

Abia!!
APC has succeded in making me believe that they are the brain behind Boko haram, if once they win, terror stops within one month.

Soldiers beat Police!
police killed NSCDC!. this country is in mess.

what type of Leg can you possible create?

momodub: what kind of leg is this

Its really hard on for that guy beside her, for compressed and condensed breasts.

certified clowns.
hahahahah
these guys have seen stars, moon and sun joined together.

Guy are indeed very funny, I cant stop laughing.
[quote
author=Chrisbenogor]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are clueless what went wrong

1. She is the one that told the cab driver to take you guys to the
hotel. ( You nor even fit use your head try to tempt her to go the hotel
room self she do the work for you).
2. She got to the hotel and changed her mind about going home, who the
hell watches sky news with a woman in a hotel room
3. She then went on to take her bath and change to a very very
looovuleeey and sezzzzzzzyyy nightie nightie for you.

The only thing [size=18pt]you come do na to go one side cover
blanket[/size]
In the days of hitler na firing squad for wait you the next morning.

Nwokem the agreement was simple, no sex on the first day fine, it did
not say no kissing et al!
Chai you could not even walk to the mirror compliment on her hair, her
very beautiful face (even if she be atutupoyoyo) and at least touch her
body ni ha!
Even ask her how on earth she expects you not a make a move on her when
she is looking like that??


Me sef dey wonder if that Johnny under dia is working well [/quote]

[quote
Hey, I didnt know it was Tubaba beside him thereoooo walahi EGO BU NMA NWOKE!(God punish POVERTY).
author=ItsModella]LMAO!! what
was 2face trying to do in that photo?[/quote]

I hated washing of bitter leaf. pounding of fresh pepper,onions and crayfish at the same time, the mixture entered my eye not once nor twice so painful.

Ekene dili Chukwu...
yea not all that went to hospital with all the money in this world survived..

Any amn that does that to a pregnant woman is simply not a human being...

It is not a crime to live with hubby parent if they are aged, lonely and harmless but it is also not bad if your wify does not support. So to each her own...

I call her Mama Aba because we grew up in Aba, Mama d mama.

its you time Jimmy, keep flexing, jumping, biking, flying etc, jolly good follow.. I like this guy die....

first it was kano blast, twin suffocate, then Achebe's death I weep for the toment they passed through before finally kicking the bucket..
I have started crying againooo.

I wonder what she would tell her God happened to her. Self control can never be over emphasized.

End shall never wonders, may God continue to protect and keep us from such calamity -Amen.
may God also comfort their family and rest the their souls in peace

one can always marry ones classmate if there is mutual love and respect from both side.

parents are busing chasing money and kids were sleeping under their nose... I weep for the kind of parenting skills of my generation.

frying is not my thing due to hot oil splash eg chicken, yam, stew.. washing semo pot etc,
washing bitter leaf or pounding cocoyam or fresh pepper and onions-Lord have mercy

wore
our dog my dress after it must have taken its bath.
cooked rice with tomato tin and sand.
would lick and finish milk, milo within two days of purchase-enough
beating from papa.
also wrote name on paper and slot it in my bic/eleganza for
identification.
poured all my mama hair cream on my hair to make long and curl like
Oyibo-papa nearly cut my hair save for our eldest child that pleaded on
my behave...
would use my offering money to buy Akara(bean cake) mama chike.

we dated for almost 2years, One yr 10months to be precise before getting married.

na she get 4:30 eyes come join the thief theif sef, na waooo

nnekwu Okuko in Igbo meaning Hen.

Love brewed in Tokyo aka
Big Ben.

I cant date any guy that I can't marry. shekina

guy na real lefulefu you be!! hahahahahha....
[quote
author=lefulefu]Says who?
omo if e it dey possible i go date and marry Cossy Orjiakor.dat her
boobis dey always dey make me go ganja wen i see dem.cossy na fine babe
[/quote]

Oh pretty Karen, you rock girl!!
Dear Karen however you look, one thing is sure. you are created in God's IMAGE AND LIKENESS.

Awka was very hot during the day but its cool now like its raining somewhere very close.
Thank God.

I wonder ooo!

ionsman: Shay na 'dis area' u dey stay ni?