₦airaland Forum

Irupetepete:
2022,my year of jappa from Nigeria and its madness..
Could you all believe I spent almost 30k to go look at an abandoned and wrecked family house?
That's how my financial woes started...
What Nigeria juju cannot do does not exist...
The last time I visited that village was 17yrs ago... The urge to visit again was strong despite family and friends warning me not to go...
Went to my dad's family house, snap pictures.
Went to my mum's family house, snap pictures, went to where I was given birth to, the first house my dad rented, snap pictures..
I didn't even enter these houses o...
It was when I got back to base that my mind calmed down..
If you are from akoko, especially oka, you need serious deliverance from the shackles of that town...
Spent money just to go look at abandoned houses..
Thank God cos I know I will be finally free and Affliction shall not rise the third time...
What village wifi cannot connect does not exist

You well so? Is it your place of nativity you are describing this way?

See his thick marijuana tainted wide lips.

Just Imagine MC Oluomo as the minister of transport.

Congrats

joinnow:
Exactly
Just like kanayo
Instead of build investment building at owerri or anambra was celebrating the biggest masion he built in his home town.
Let me say once again if you get opportunity that gives you money invest in building to rent out.building is one of the business that is a complete business system. People will always need house to rent always always. It's an everlasting cash flow. Just little little maintenance

Kanayo did not waste any opportunity. He went and studied law and currently using his social network well.

younglleo:
Na ogun go punish three of una!
Persin no fit book space in peace?

Bros wetin dey worry you na? You dey use stone throw Nigeria police? No be suicide mission be that?

My uncle dey Amelika .

SocialJustice:
There's even an ongoing VSAT installation programme across remote communities in Nigeria. I don't know why reports like this should be popping up.

If they say some communities don't have internet services, I would believe. But LGAs? We need the list of those LGAs.

SocialJustice:
How far is the nearest community with Internet. This 2023 ehn, make we dey watch.

Do you believe this? They should publish the LGAs.

Let's see how much you guys will leave behind by 2023

QueenAgbo:
Nairalanders,will firstbank operate tomorrow?

I have issue to resolve 2moro.

Yes. They will operate tomorrow. They will close early on 31st.

This is how scores should be settled by men. Not by cutting of head and slicing prick.

Everyone deserves to be fit. I look forward to a fitful 2022 by God's grace.

Geeman2006:
Typical Greedy Nigerian.
As if the illegal tenure extension wasn't enough, he had to show his Nigerian Oliver twist side and request for further promotion.
I'm sure the motivation came from his Uncle being the president, thinking it would be a smooth sail.
You think other officers in the force would keep quite and allow it slide.
These acts of impunity going on, I doubt Buhari is aware, it doesn't sound normal.

You doubt the President is aware of the rapid promotions of his CSO and his nephew?

wirinet:
It is not a live animal. Watch it to the end.

I know. .

It's an emergency service emotional support animal. That woman is committing bestiality.

deenvibe:
Guy we gather dey.... Mine to don block me (on whatsapp, facebook, instagram, barred my number) since Saturday. All because of a misinterpreted joke, I didn't even know it will get her angry.

And the painful this is that she didn't give me the opportunity to explain what lead to it and apologize if am wrong in any way.

She has appointment this XMAS.

okrote4real:
The Governor of Borno State, Professor Babagana Umara Zulum, MNI has paid transport fares for Igbo Christian Communities including non indigenes journeying down the East from Borno State for Christmas celebration and in the spirit of the season.

Zulum is an enigma. One of the approved potentials for 2023.

What do you mean by 'Igbo Christian community including non-indigines'?

ikennamadu1:
Bro lemmi give you one advice .. since her mother and brother are in your house presently.. tell them you want to do a little get together between you and her siblings including her...

* Go out , buy small chops
* Buy soft can drinks and red wines
* Buy cake

After you must have done all this , call all of them inside .... Start your speech by saying .. you wan to appreciate God for a good and wonderful year.. despite all that happened this year .. God kept us alive ... That this is just a way to say thank You God ... Then say mama , tell your daughter I'm no longer interested in this marriage .. mama despite everything I did for your daughter , she has successfully showed me how wicked and evil she is
.. mama can you imagine she has successfully thrown all my family members out of my house.... But whenever yall come around she feel happy... How can a good woman be so evil and wicked to her in-laws .. this is a woman I sacrificed my all for ... Mama at this juncture tell your daughter to pack her things and leave my house.. the children is mine ... I will take care of them .. let her leave with the last born .. I'm no longer interested...

Then sit-down and wait for her kneeling down to beg you .. that she will change ..

Baddest. If OP fit run this, he would be fine.

Retaliation loading....

godliman:
What's your business, the refused endsars and staged their prosars, and join in denying the lekki massacre. Let them enjoy buhari their Muslim brother and prepare another 12 million block vote for him

Buhari is the best thing to have happened to the North. Truth is that we in the South East did not notice him on time. Now we know how good the man is, we will join the North in singing his praises till 2027.

Sai Baba is the only chant on our lips.

What's so special about human skull?

Fake tears. The North is the safest place in Nigeria. All those being used to undermine the efforts of our darling Daddy will be put to shame. Sai baba till 2027.

noCAP:
I never believed in juju till I met this man. This world is really a spiritual place

Care to share more about his exploits? I don't know Jack about him.

Jokers

God forbid bad thing

Himtulie247:

Dollar man

Richdoh:
I'm a young hard work guy who's planning to settle down someday. I have a girlfriend whom I have gone to see her family with my own family , as in , we have done our introduction , what was remaining was for us to fix a date for our wedding . But this girl started showing some nasty attitude . There was a day she came to spend weekend with me and I gave her some money to buy some food stuffs to cook, that day i received the greatest shocke of my life , my fiancee warmed me never to send her message like that again that she is not my slave. As if that was not enough. Another day she came to spend some days with me but when she got to my house I was not at home that day. She went to the bathroom to get some shower but unfortunately the there was no water running in the bathroom because we didn't had light for 2days so we couldn't pump water . Normally when there's no water like that we usually fetch from the next compound . Though I live in a room and parlour self contain with water running in my kitchen and bathroom . To cut the long story short, my fiancee refused to fetch water for herself to take her shower . She had to call me on phone to come home and fetch water for her to take her shower. When I eventually got home at late hour , I took the bucket went to fetch water for her to bath just for peace to rain . I later asked her why she had to call me to come and fetch water for her to bath knowing fully well that I was not around . She said in her house , she does not fetch water that her dad usually call Aboki's and buy water from them . She told me that she can't leave a suffering life of having to fetch water , she can never do it.
Please nairalander is this a good sign or bad sign to watch out for .

It depends on what you want. I can't even date such a girl. I don't tolerate indiscipline. Ask yourself if that is what you want in a wife.

athaboi:
vehicle occupants come down from a car?? Who's telling you this lie? Just stop talking what you don't know

It's not a lie. Go and verify

Congrats in Advance. He is the next Sultan.

Majority of Nigerians believe the north is very safe and peaceful. Yes there maybe issues here and there which can also be found elsewhere. Even in Europe and America people get killed by criminals.

SmartPolician:
Only God knows the number of Nigerians President Cyril Ramaphosa infected with the virus when he visited the country. Nigeria is a country where anything goes. I wish him a quick recovery.

They quarantine every one he had contact with