₦airaland Forum

fembaz82:
your whole family will die before this year runs out including you, they will all die a miserable death
dangote trailer will crush you and iron your brain flat on the road. they dont need to parrange a coffin for your family because you cant afford it anyway. las las your families body will be used as a science experiment for medical students or sold to ritualists. they will then wrap your meats with pawpaw leaves and feed them to dogs. werey

R.I.P yo your mum and your dad +your entire household.lol

fembaz82:
thank God almighty that my parents are enjoying life in the west. your own mother was used for rituals and your useless misfortune father who is suffering from a generational curse sold her out. infact before your bastard urgly father sold your olosho mother, she was sleeping with dogs own by arabs to put food on the table for you too eat.

They will die this year don't worry yourself..just arrange coffin

Lol

saintrow1:
She and your mama they do meeting now

Your dead mother na olosho,with her big smelly pussy.lol...she was the one that killed your jobless father too.

You for gimme her number make I ask her something

Which one is bushy na,wetin we go come call the one wey dey your pubic area,you wey I know

Make him no go suck Obj preeq o

Meat na meat....even testicles na meat

She come resemble winch...

2saviourfriday9:
In the first picture i bought the groundnut N200.

The second picture i bought the banana N400 here in Uyo.

You lie pass satan

Obj another belle face man

Niger Delta topping the list...north na big olodo.na to bomb them sabi

Things though for the country no doubt,for this side we dey do worst things

Ninisun:
Thanks for this!

#saynotoabortion

You're welcome

JudgeNotHi:
I need help. Could she be saying the truth or she's trying to hook.

I'm in a very stable relationship and as a matter fact, I'll be getting married to the love of my world, the one whom my heart continuously long for daily in next month.

Nevertheless, there's this lady whom happened to be an old friend for about 2 years now. We've been very close chat buddies and virtually could discuss anything online to each other (I mean anything). On one occasion, she suggested we meet up at my place to watch a movie Twilight together. Well, since I wasn't doing anything in particular for the weekend and my fiance wasn't in town, why not? (Trust me, my intents was pure and genuine).

The Saturday came, and we did have a lovely time together until the devil struck. One thing led to another and we both ended up kissing and eventually had sex. I wasn't careless not to have not used a protection but I could remember the condom coming off at a Point and was quickly replaced with another new one. Trust me guyz, we both felt bad immediately after the incident and both apologized to one another and that was it.

Fast forward to the present, I got a call from her for the first time after that incident (I had to cut off all communication with her after what happened) and she broke the news to me that she was feeling a little different which prompted her to go do a test, and to my greatest shock, she said it came out positive, SHE IS PREGNANT!!!

How is this even possible? We made our precisely on the 30th of July and the test results shows she's about 2weeks pregnant (Note: the test results shows it was carried out on the 12th of August. Moreover, I never even released when the condom came off into her and we had to remove it. How is it possible?

Now, the mother called and even asked to see me in person that, the daughter already explained all that ensued between us, and I should come and let's discuss our next move, that no daughter of hers gives birth outside wedlock.

In all these, I am so confused. The honest truth is, I never told the lady in particular I was getting married in the month of September. My wife to be does know her as just a friend and that's all but kept my wedding plans away from the lady despite how opened we were to each other.

Nairalanders, I am so confused. I have cried, begged her, pleaded with her to come clean with me, but she insists I was the only one she meet within that time frame. Even in the presence of her mother, she kept asking her, are you sure? She kept insisting I was the only one she had sex with last month.

My world is presently on pause mode as I don't know what to thing anymore. But I am 99.9% sure I am not responsible for the pregnancy. I even requested she used my hospital for a second test and it still came out positive.

I am currently, planning on telling my wife to be the whole truth and before then, involve our counselling pastor. I can't bring myself to tell my family despite the fact her mother keep insisting she comes to see my mother.

My inner most being tells me I am been set up, because I remember vividly on that night, she kept insisting I remove the condom that it was hurting her but I insisted.

Could the pregnancy be truly mine? Do I come clean to my babe? Do I just runaway? So many questions and I am deeply depressed and sad on how I got myself into the terrible mess. At this moment, I deserve whatever insults is thrown at me. I truly deserve them, BUT I NEVER FOR ONCE DOUBT my love for my wife to be, I truly love her...

You are responsible,say no to Abortion#prolife

ndukwejoe:
Keyboard warrior I am sure you are pained

your father is pained...nyamiri

Congratulations to them for putting us on the world map....

Nigerian police will arrest innocent people and put guns in front of them as if they have caught shekau

Food is ready....the whole world knows this man is an "any where belle face" man

Abeg I for like to nack Abike Dabiri o,who get her number?

Badboibipo:
The worst thing that ever happened to my ego is knowing girls can admire my face and still reject me. That shit bruised my ego. My entire life I felt like Superman because I knew girls derived joy in looking at my face, and I felt like any girl I ever approach will be thanking me for approaching her. But as I’m getting older , I don’t know if it’s age or whatever but I’m starting to make peace with the idea that I can be admired by girls and still get rejected by them. This singular fact has destroyed my ego, and in as much as people still admire me I don’t sincerely feel attractive inside anymore. I guess this is what normalcy feels like

Go n hustle,Dem go look your face when your shoe shine

Na one mama for my area,after I give her 1 kpere her head turn her,she begin worry worry my phone,blocking straight...no be me you go cast

SmellyNyash:
After fvcking her, the whole come dey smell with rotten toto. I come dey wonder whether na gutter she carry in-between her legs.
After pursuing her and blocking her, I didn't know that the worst is about to strike me.
They following day, I observed that my urine no come dey move straight
Before u know, puss come dey comot for my rode I no no the time wey I rush go unblock her and started calling her immediately, after telling her what I am observing, she started laughing at me telling me that na God catch me , say my I no ever call number again .She come cut the call. I look up look down no shishi inside my bank account.i later called her back to borrow me money make I take cure myself, omo if u see abuse

lol...you don suffer o

Conji fit make you Bleep slippers sef

My plan was to be a medical doctor but now I be drug Baron

An unexamined food is not worth eating

That time life was sweet and simple,before everything dabaru

Instead of showing us face na head ona dey snap....upside down people

OLOKOESHIN:
Hang your balls

gbaunleke hide your face

OLOKOESHIN:
Like for Tinubu Share for Atiku

Obi is not an option he's a separatist and he wants to christianize Nigeria

You carry your sense buy data for your phone abi

People like Gentle Jack,Zack Orji etc will have no impact in their polling unit.so there is no cause for alarm.

If Nairalanders pick 11 players we go win Man united