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bukky1994:
hahahahahaaaaa how did u find out?

I picked to tell him that she is charging the
phone somewhere,only for me to hear another thing.

She saved his number as Daddy,I used to run and give her the phone whenever he calls

MrOjay1:
My younger cousin is what you will regard as a typical big boy.He drives a good car and is living large.

We haven't been in contact for a long while so I decided to get his number and call him to catch up on old times. I really wanted him to put me through his line of work so I could solve my personal issues. He invited me over to his place and I stayed there for 3 days.

Omo after the first day there,he gave me his clothes to help him wash and instructed me to clean his flat.Hmmm I did it o

He came back with his woman and didn't even mutter as much as a thank you.

He even told her I was one of those his family members 'wey no get levels'.He said it in a very spiteful and disregarding manner.This na person I senior o and he do visit us then when he was little.

I was a little pissed at that descrption and he noticed it.there are other humiliating stuff that happened that day but I don't really have strength for typing.He was just using me to shine in front of the girl.

Before I left,he told me I will need to humble myself before him unless nothing for me.

I'm thinking of going back there to apologise to him for being pissed at him.

How do you guys see it?

I really need his percuniary support to solve my personal issues.

True true you no no get level and you are less privileged...go get yourself a life.

manoflove22:
Help me guys


i notice oral thrush some weeks ago, i stopped smoking cause i read it to be one of the cause, i do notice stomach rumbling sometimes too


i have used nystatin suspension but it not working and it finished

please anyone who had experience with oral thrush here, does it must mean HIV/AID symptoms


Help me o i can't think straight days ago, thinking it might be hiv

Yes it you have HIV/AIDS....we no dey motivate person for here,plus your thoughts are extremely negative.pls don't infect more people.

You go buy 900 naira pepper,abi you wan pepper your enemies to death

Na lie you thief am

Aisha With her fine kpekus,I remember those days wey I dey chook her

nickyj19:
you don ever see my preeq

I no need see am,your statement says it all

nickyj19:
Nothing is more heartbreaking and embarrassing
than when a girl tells a man to knack her quick
and get up or when she was busy answering call
while you are still on top of her.


I remember in 2017 when i visited a female friend of mine
in Abia state. On thing led to another, boom we found
ourselves naked in the bed.

Another thing led to the other, boom we found ourselves
knacking. An the next thing I heard was ohhh Nicky do
quick and come down joor with a frowned face.
Omo at that moment my preek fall yakata. I felt so
embarrassed. That statement simply mean that I’m not
knacking her well and how she wanted it.
After that day, I deleted her number and blocked her
everywhere.
Three years later, we met again in Port
Harcourt. I took her to a nearby spot, we drank and gist.
Some moment later, I took her to a hotel room and gave
her the fvck of her life. I almost tore her Puna. After that
day, I deleted her number again and blocked her
everywhere till date.


Share your own experience guys.
Have A Girl Ever Told You To Knack Quick And
Stand Up?

Your preeq too small and you no Sabi bang that's why

She killed herself,you see this kind face you still date am

Lawan will die before he starts from where buhari stopped....so he wants to continue the sufferation.he will die before the election

Me wey dey give her hot hot doggy she no reason to give me

Enough Bengderereng

1billion naira too big to pronounce abi

triple996:
Munafikun
Meanwhile anambra is burning wooo
Na imo d home of Bruce naim worst pass

Ona go smoke kolorado carry come worry people for Nairaland...how Ben Bruce carry from imo state

We go still cause mayhem...anybody wey wan die go die

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I don de talk am SINCE..


All this military girls Sabi get BIG YANNSH..


Abeg make una find out the LOCATION well for me because I believe those girls need better NACKING from the back..


I no go mind JAZZ in der...


Na to DRESS like WOMAN and JAZZ in der..


LOCK all of them up inside ROOM and begin NACK Dem one after the other..


Na to give all of Dem BELLE..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

You dey para o

Yes it is...we no dey give anybody hope for here.positivity comes from within.

If you add bitterleaf take fry egg eh,e too go well

MrDevice:
My rented apartment was burgled last week and this happens to be the first ever since the house was built.

My flat not the first, but they ignored others and start with mine, and they gone away with valuables worth million before they burgled other occupants of the house and left with some valubles too.

So I'm currently planning to move to another safer place. The owner of the house said I should provide new Tennant that he will refund some part of my money.

The agent who's bringing them already knows why I want to leave but he's telling, I'm moving out because or work transfer.

My concern now is that, i don't know the security situation of where I'm going because agents lies too much. Could it be it's going be from frying pan to fire for me. Should I stay back to put our street security in order, or I should move out?

You are still a child,go to your parents house

Lawly:
Usual ranting from Yorubanza tribe of children and cowards

Shut up your dirty gutter mouth...this is a proud son of Niger Delta.

Thunder faya Nigeria

Their death will be 10times more painful and brutal

These ones fit catch your future

Blogger Blogger

What a sin thing

soberdrunk:
This looks like better "kai kai" sleep, this is very embarrassing and nobody should come with the "he is only human" talk. If he was tired he should have taken a nap or sent his deputy to represent him.......

Person like you go even snore for public gathering

[quote author=soberdrunk post=113080392]This looks like better "kai kai" sleep, this is very embarrassing and nobody should come with the "he is only human" talk. If he was tired he should have taken a nap or sent his deputy to represent him.......

Nice one,but there Is also dignity in olosho;make nobody stone me o