₦airaland Forum

Hehehehehe soooooooo true!!

Gogetta:
Mchww, ordinary polo ground. GMB shut Kano down yesterday. True story!

You mean with that Reinhard Bonke photo you displayed as APC gathering?

*whistling*

It's too late to apologiiiise
It's too laaaaaaaaaaaaaate

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As it stands, GMB is NOT even qualified to join the Rank-and-File corps (private and co.) Of ANY branch of the Nigerian Armed Forces or Police Force.

Collynzo419:
Press Statement by General Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, on the School Certificate Issue
Good Morning , Gentlemen of the Press.
I only consented to address you this morning because of the genuine concern expressed by many supporters and other well-meaning Nigerians that the issue be addressed. Otherwise, I would have dismissed it for what it is—sheer mischief and would not have considered it an issue worth the nation’s while.
I had assumed all along that all my records were in the custody of the Military Secretary of the Nigerian Army. Much to my surprise, we are now told that although a record of the result is available, there are no copies of the certificates in my personal file. This is why I formally requested my old school the Provincial Secondary School, Katsina [which is now known as Government College, Katsina] to make available the school’s copy of the result of the Cambridge/West African School Certificate. This will be made available to the press the moment this is available.
However, before we obtain that, let me say for the record that I attended Provincial Secondary School, Katsina. I graduated in 1961 with many prominent Nigerians, including General Shehu Yar’adua, former chief of staff at the Supreme Headquarters, and Justice Umaru Abdullahi, a former President of the Court of Appeal. We sat for the University of Cambridge/WASC Examination together in 1961, the year we graduated. My examination number was 8280002, and I passed the examination in the Second Division.
And although the ruling party may want to wish this away, the issue in this campaign cannot be my certificate which I obtained 53 years ago. The issues are the scandalous level of unemployment of millions of our young people, the state of insecurity, the pervasive official corruption which has impoverished our people and the lack of concern of the government for anything other than the retention of power at all costs.
Thank you very much.

General Muhammadu Buhari

OYA TELL HIM TO MAKE THE RESULT PUBLIC NAH! Forget all these grammar!

This is TOTALLY embarrassing. APC ought to bury its head in shame for choosing such a person as its presidential flagbearer.

APC Party: A JOKE
APC Presidential Candidate: AN EMBARRASMENT
APC Manifesto: LAUGHABLE AND TOTALLY DEVOID OF ANYTHING NEW, SERIOUS, OR INNOVATIVE.

And you wonder why we dont take you clowns seriously. PATHETIC!!

Hold on........THAT is the result?!! LMAO !!! Imagine this rubbish!!

Chei......Brig. General Alabi-Isama was TOTALLY right in his book The Tragedy of Victory. There, he wrote about a later set of Northern officer cadet candidates sponsored by the Northern elites, but without the necessary qualifications needed to be admitted into the Nigerian Armed Forces as an officer cadet. THAT, he said, marked the downturn of the officer corp of the military. I now believe that Buhari was part of THAT set.

blemon44:
Hoodlums or buhari supportters

which one

Both. Damn Almajiris.

I have to admit that Fayose took it too far. I'm pretty sure the Presidency will distance itself from the Ad.

acenazt:
Bullshit its still the same as it was in 1985.

Chai...bros u can lie

Osibanjo: GEJ'S problem?! The so-called SAN who cant come up with anything new to improve the power situation in the country? LMAO!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHSHHEHEHHEHE!!! Chei ......We've heard . Problem indeed.

samplegirl:
Lovely. A gentlman to the core but the point is that HE WILL NOT LOOSE

Definitely.

And the APC clowns are already celebrating . Let February 14 come na. 'just y'all won't react like immature sour losers as usual.

tosag:
We hear you, paid PDP e-rat. In less than a month from now your monthly stipend will cease.

Permit me to bookmark this post. 'cos I'm going to gloat at you full time when we win.

Bloody Almajiri.

juman:
The main thing osinbajo was saying was the country should do things differently from how we are doing it now.

He was correct.

No he is WRONG. As a matter of fact, his proposal is outright laughable and devoid of any content AT ALL. I would've even considered it if he talked investment in renewable energy, or proper safe guard of gas pipelines supplying gas to power stations. Not this CRAP. The fact that he is the "brightest" in the lot clearly shows that APC did not do their homework and are jokers. Let them take a cue from other opposition parties in developed democracies.

InvertedHammer:
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By divine providence he has light at 2:45am in Uyo.

Alleluia!

We are talking about Nigeria and you are talking about Uyo. Uyo of all places!


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Is Uyo not a part of Nigeria? Oh....maybe you're one of those folks who've never gone past the boundaries of Lagos and thinks the whole country revolves around Ajegunle, Ojota, and co, yet run their mouths criticising without an inkling of what's really happening in their nation! News flash kiddo, Nigeria is way MORE than that.

Hehehehehehe we've heard all these stories before. It's only after February 14 that you'll realise that it was all bull crap.

#GEJTill2019

GenBuhari:
Didn't u know good governance works just like magic?

Keep daydreaming about magic. We on the other hand will continue to focus on service delivery, something the GMB administration could NOT achieve in its time.

InvertedHammer:
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All these analysis just to justify darkness in Nigeria?

I am sure you have no clue about what you said
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What darkness? It's 2:45 AM here in Uyo, and I still have power supplied to my home by PHC. Do YOU have a bloody clue about what's happening in your own country? GO AND PAY YOUR NEPA BILLS JO'OR! !

Seriously, if this is the best the so - called brilliant one in APC's presidential team can come up with, then it is a real pity. These clowns are not ready for the presidency AT ALL. ZERO CONTENT!!

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tswitch:
It is very sad that with all the resources available to the Professor of law he can made such a blunder!
These gibberish will only hold water for the layman as his understanding of the enormous design,generation,transmission and distribution challenges of electric power in a tropical climate is very low.
For those that want to be enlightened these steps he listed are not ignorant or naive but foolish and will only work in Pluto!
India had the same issues with Nigeria decades ago and the approach they used is what the Nigerian government are obviously modelling.-Build more power plants and overhaul the transmission system on the long run a simple deduction an electrical engineering student would have helped the Prof with.

THANK YOU!!! You've said it all.

Ladies and gentlemen, GEJ was no fool when he brought in the likes of Prof. Nnaji and the current Power Minister, or when NOI, current Coordinating Minister of Finance and the Economy made Power it's priority in its first few years of administration. Thanks to GEJ:

1) Old power stations were fixed and expanded.
2) New power stations were commissioned and brought online
3) Issue of adequate gas supply to these power stations (gas-powered) was tackled via the GAS REVOLUTION that saw the construction of thousands of miles of gas pipelines across the nation from sources to destinations. At a point, it was no surprise that Nigeria can no longer meet its obligations to its West African clients as it re - routed it's gas to its power stations as it made the power sector it's priority. That was NEVER done by past administrations, GMB ' S inclusive.
4) Our transmission grid has been drastically expanded and modernised with new lines and new substations constructed and commissioned.
5) Same transmission coy managing the grid has been outsourced to Manitoba Power, a reputable Canadian utility firm. Again no surprise there as our original grid was built earlier on by a Canadian firm too.
6) Distribution wise, we've seen the massive distribution of step - down transformers and full implementation of prepaid meters. As a matter of fact, on taking office for the very first time, the current Power Minister, Prof Nebo, he instructed the full release of power transformers hoarded by the now defunct PHCN.

Overall, the strategy adopted has worked. Power generated, previously hovering a bit over 1,000MW during past administrations, has exceeded 4,000MW (except for current drop to 3900+MW, no thanks to sabotaged gas pipelines). Nigerians now enjoy more hours of light compared to yesteryear. As a matter of fact, I can confidently tell you that I personally enjoyed 22 hrs of light all year round at Jalingo, and over 10 hrs of light at Uyo, a dramatic improvement compared to previous years. Business - wise, I've seen a considerable drop in diesel (AGO) consumption at my family owned business from N600, 000.00+/month to a bit over N200 , 000. 00/month.

The system is still not perfect, but GEJ has definitely impressed me.

SMH....and these are the clowns that will bring in change? Establish IPP at strategic points? LMAO!!

Anyway, lemme let you guys in on a lil info:

1) Yes our Transmission grid has not been privatised by the GEJ administration. BUT same administration has OUT SOURCED the management of our Transmission coy to a reputable Canadian Utility coy (Manitoba Power). So what Prof. Osibanjo just said has ALREADY been implemented by GEJ.

2) Yes we still have a central grid, BUT in 2012/2013 the same GEJ administration, through NERC (Prof. Nnaji's watch as Power minister) authorised State IPPs to distribute LOCALLY. Again, same thing Osibanjo just mentioned.

Overall, APC has CLEARLY shown that they're bereft of ANY new innovative ideas in their manifesto, and are only interested in the presidency only. I am NOT impressed. Try harder.


#TeamGEJ2015 #NoVacancyInAsoRock

notoriousbabe:
YES, BUHARI IS SICK; AND SO AM I

Nigerians and their infinite capacity for facile propaganda. I wake up this morning and what I see all over social media is some poor taste, childish diagnosis of Major General Buhari as being sick.

Well, I agree. I agree that Buhari is sick. I am sick, too. Any Nigerian who is not sick is not sick because he or she is incurably sick. We are all sick. And we should be sick. So, yes,...

...Buhari is sick of the monumental corruption that has become institutionalized in Nigeria;

...Buhari is sick of the incompetence of a government that cannot protect the lives and properties of its citizens;

...Buhari is sick of the lack of a sense of urgency in the circles of government in Nigeria;

...Buhari is sick of a country that has placed itself on permanent reverse gear;

...Buhari is sick of a country that has left itself naked as it is raped dry by vagabonds in power;

...Buhari is sick of a youth population without jobs;

...Buhari is sick of a country where university education has become comparable to 8th grade competence in advanced civilizations;

...Buhari is sick of a country where roads are death traps;

...Buhari is sick of a country where people go into political offices near poor, but turn stupendously wealthy overnight;

...Buhari is sick of a country where education is priced beyond the reach of the common masses;

...Buhari is sick of a country where $20 Billion (possibly $40 Billion) of public fund develops legs and walks away, its whereabouts knowingly unknown;

...Buhari is sick of watching the country he loves ranked at the bottom of corruption index by Transparency International

Buhari is sick of a country that earns billions of dollars in oil revenue, yet has not a single functional oil refinery;

...Buhari is sick of a country where government has bowed to the dictates of power generator cabals in a conspiracy that ensures perpetual darkness;

...Buhari is sick of a country where senators and congressmen earn more than the president of the United States of America;

...Buhari is sick of a country where soldiers are so demoralized to confront a ragtag Boko Haram terror sect;

...Buhari is sick of a country where convicted looters are pardoned and fast tracked for senate positions;

...Buhari is sick of a country where life expectancy is among the lowest in the world;

...Buhari is sick of a country that is on international news for all the wrong reasons;

So, yes, Buhari is sick; and so am I.

Question is why is Jonathan not sick as well? Why has Jonathan remained healthy in the face of all the above-listed filth and diseases? Question is why is not every Nigerian sick of all the social maladies and existential outbreaks? It is a time to be sick, my friends. Buhari is; I am. Are you?

Let's all get sick of where and how Nigeria is. Let's get real sick. And the sicker we are, the healthier we are going to be. Let's schedule a doctor's visit on February 14. Let's not forget our health insurance card (voter card) as we go for this February appointment. We need to feel better. But until February 14, let's feel sick...

...Real sick!..............VITUS OZOKE is resident in the US and a Proff.. @ Salisbury University.

You do know repeating this crap of yours still won't stop GEJ from winning the forthcoming elections, right? But hey, continue if it makes u sleep well at night

Please forget about Globacom.

Orikinla:
[size=28pt]YOUR GEJ IS THE MOST SHAMELESS LIAR EVEN IN 3D.[/size]

Is this the best you can come up with? You think it will stop GEJ'S success at the polls?

Please try again later

omenka:
Tinubu tell us what we don't already know!!!

I remember the Amanpour interview in 2013 during the Summit in Davos, when he was questioned about this (figures from the petroleum ministry, mind you.).

Christiane Amanpour:
Obviously you sit atop massive
reserves of natural gas and that leads me to
the whole issue of corruption which you say
you are trying to tackle. And when people
look at Nigeria and see all your wealth, they
say, “Oh my goodness! This is a country that
is stealing and bleeding itself dry.” Even
your own minister, your minister of finance,
has talked about, you know, just this past
April, perhaps 400,000 barrels of oil a day
simply being stolen, simply disappearing
without any account. One of your ministers
has said that the level of theft from the
country, from the government, amounts to
about $7bn a year. That’s still a problem,
isn’t it?

GEJ:
In fact when you talk about crude oil
stealing, yes I agree with you. Frankly
speaking, we want international community
to support Nigeria. Because this stolen
crude is being bought by refineries abroad
and they know the crude was stolen. The
world must condemn what is wrong. The
stolen crude is refined abroad, is not refined
in Nigeria.


That is our president for you, passing the buck to the international community. So typical.

Was the president lying? In illegal bunkering, it takes 2 to tango. If the International community takes care of buyers of illegal Petroleum product, it kills the demand and makes it less lucrative. It's similar to the Colombians and Mexicans appealing to the Americans to curb it's drug consumption cos it (America) is the largest consumer and most lucrative consumer market in the world.

So please, come up with something better.

papiforreal:
This must be PDP at work.

Yes.......cos they burnt their OWN offices and attacked their OWN supporters...."sound" logic of yours...

dvee2:
What's the difference between six and half a dozen? Does anybody apart from the presidency use the 11 aircraft in the PAF?

That the presidency uses those aircrafts does not mean it owns them. They are fully owned and Manned by the Nigeria Air Force.

Yes he meant it. And I will do EXACTLY the same thing.

heywhytech1:
He fought corruption, strengthened our currency by refusing to collect IMF loan that later destroyed our currency during IBB rigim, he built refinery, he equiped our military to fought and won the terrorist group that surfaced during is administration, no ASSU , health workers, judiciary staffs strike and light was apparently stable, just for 2years.My friend wakeup and stop celebrating mediocrity. The pace with which your GEJ is moving, Nigeria cannever see any tangible development in the next 3decades. Embrace Change and support the right person for the Job.if u have never being responsible in your life seize this golden opportunity to be rational and rewrite your wrong choice.

TAH! !!! Will you stop lying?! Electricity stable when?! We've had far worse power cuts since time immemorial! Even when IBB built Egbin Power station in the late eighties, we still had nasty power cuts. It's ONLY under GEJ that we've seen massive improvements. So don't come here and lie to us.

PassingShot:
The PDP goons are already scared and showing desperations in their thoughts, speeches and their acts!

A Buhari presidency is ASSURED by His Grace.


GMB 2015!

Yeah, keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep better at night.

#NoVacancyInAsoRock #GMBwillcryagain

NextIG:
Most of the posts above me are nothing but a trash. Instead of you people to address what the governor was reacting to, you are busy condemning him. Is there anything wrong in telling you that if you slap me I will slap you back? Base on the report, the Governor said "If you dare attacked our campaign team, burnt our houses or do anything untoward because of election, we will repay you in the same coin. Now, tell me where did the Governor man gone wrong? By this statement, I tell you the truth, the campaigns and election here in Kaduna will go on smooth without any form of violence especially against an opponent. It is because people are being quiet that's why the political thugs are always having their way. The Bible says, "Why do people commit crimes so readily? Because crime is not punished quickly enough. Ecc 8:11". To me, the governor has got it right on this one even though most people in Kaduna don't like him. Do me I do you, election will go on as expected and the winner will emerge.

Finally, a sensible post. Those raining insults on the governor apparently failed to realise that his outburst was a reaction to APC - instigated attacks against the PDP.