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Politics › Re: Biafra Drags Nigeria To Court by ocelot2006(m): 10:24am On Oct 15, 2012
CyberG: I think the judges should do justice to this case, so let us see. In my opinion though, let the ibos secede but their will be conditions which will NOT be negotiable:

1. Every ibo man will NOT have access or be allowed to live anywhere else that is current Nigeria, except iboland: Anambra, Imo, Enugu, Abia, Ebonyi. They shall have ONLY 3 months to relocate to iboland. Every ibo who is not will be in contravention of secession agreement, will be liable for grave penalty, treason, become a legitimate target which includes capital punishment with all other options on the table.

2. They will be responsible for their local debts to banks, etc in their new country

3. If Nigeria is NOT good enough now, it WILL NOT be good enough for them later on ANYTHING, so no access to Nigeria's ports, airspace, oil reserves not on iboland, coast, currency, etc.

4. There will be NO economic cooperation with it and ANY parts of Nigeria.

5. Their military will be limited to 50,000 or a number as deemed fit by agreement at secession. Like Iran and other states, they shall not be allowed to make or buy heavy weapons, nuclear technology, etc.

6. There shall be an international body (including representatives from Nigeria) to monitor their compliance to 5 above.

7. Any break to the agreement will be met with BLUNT, BRUTAL FORCE that is not aimed at correction as Nigeria will not waste any efforts or resources bogged down in a stupid war over a land less than the size of Benue State. Also, Nigeria shall maintain permanent military bases, missile shields, and forward operating bases in Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Delta, Edo, Benue and Kogi States. Nigeria will also assemble new military divisions to be stationed off the Atlantic coasts with a fleet of aircraft carriers, battleships. Dive bombers and heavy bombers shall be stationed in all states mentioned above. Drones shall be allowed to roam biafran skies and fly at not less than 18,000 ft.

8. The agreement shall remain in perpetuity and immutable for NOT less than 100,000 years!
Seconded cheesy . Don't mind those jokers. Better still, I suggest we deport them to Ivory Coast. Permanently.
Politics › Re: Lets Celebrate The Inteligencia Of Gej...bakassi Is Back In Cameroon by ocelot2006(m): 6:25pm On Oct 14, 2012
CAMEROONPRIDE: lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GOD has abandoned ur country if i understand not even able to defeat boko haram and MED and he dare open his large mouth
HaHa cheesy !! See this demented monkey! Your ignorance sure reeks to the highest heavens cheesy . All military Ops against the group MEND are already over, and most militants have laid down their arms. Up north, Boko Haram cannot carry out any major terror attacks cos our army, SSS, and police have deeply mauled the group. Right now we're moping up high value targets. Dude, read the damn news.

Our military holds not only enough firepower to make yours look like fire-crackers, but enough experience gained from numerous battlefields, counter terror, and counter-insurgency Ops from as far back as world war 1 to current 21st century theatres. What the fck does your military have, apart from harassing harmless demonstrators protesting against your sit-tight dictator?
Politics › Re: Lets Celebrate The Inteligencia Of Gej...bakassi Is Back In Cameroon by ocelot2006(m): 1:50pm On Oct 14, 2012
In short, I don't know why we Nigerians even bother to answer Cameroonpride. This same fool posted pics of Nigerian soldiers, naval and army amphibious platforms, along with USAF F-16 and F-15E fighters, and Russian Mi-28 helo on one of his thread, and then claimed they were all Camerounian military platforms cheesy . Now ain't that pathetic. Abeg leave the fool.
Politics › Re: PDP, ANPP, Slam Okorocha For Closing Schools, Markets For Birthday by ocelot2006(m): 1:04pm On Oct 14, 2012
The height of irresponsibility by a serving governor. And those who support the Governor's action ought to have their heads checked.
Politics › Re: Lets Celebrate The Inteligencia Of Gej...bakassi Is Back In Cameroon by ocelot2006(m): 10:56am On Oct 14, 2012
CAMEROONPRIDE: he didn't appeal the ruling of the IJC ..cause he knew it was worthless and Bakassi belongs to us ..now to all the nigerians living on my land u better cool down and ask yourself what so far Nigeia had done for u in this area...to the war-mongers lets make it clear Nigeria can't win a war against Cameoon cool cool..peace in Africa ...thanks GEJ for ur brillant spirit ...u took the right decision by avoiding a complete decimation of ur troops ...kudo ..Bakassi my love welcome back.now every kind of illegal action will be a declaration of war(this is to the fools who kep protsting and contesting the truth) angry angry cool cool
Empty barrels sure sound the loudest. Anyway, I'm quite sure President Biya and your fellow country were able to breath a sigh of relief when we chose to back down. I can picture you Cameroonians shivering prior to the expiration of the appeal. You guys definitely know that you are NOT on par with us military-wise. There's a reason we are west Africa's regional power, and it's not from blowing hot air like you. Why don't you ask your military and gendarms about their Bakassi experience? If we could dominate and hold the peninsular with less than an army division of well trained and battle hardened soldiers, do you really think your sorry excuse for military and nation as a whole will survive the full wrath of the Nigerian Armed Forces (intelligence services aside)?

Son, you had better go to your home church and give thanks to God for sparing your country from our wrath.
Romance › Re: Is It Proper To Disclose Your Earnings To Your Wife? by ocelot2006(m): 9:40am On Oct 14, 2012
I'm afraid I don't disclose my full earnings to my wife, just a little fraction. That is enough to put our spending in check. The undisclosed earnings are then saved for future projects/rainy day.
Romance › Re: Is It Proper To Disclose Your Earnings To Your Wife? by ocelot2006(m): 9:32am On Oct 14, 2012
Nope.
Crime › Re: Aluu Community Demands Release Of Monarch by ocelot2006(m): 12:52am On Oct 14, 2012
I must say that the irate students of UNIPORT were quite lenient. I trust schools like UNICAL, ESUT, and Ekpoma. By now, Aluu would have been extinct.
Fashion › Re: Girls, Why Do You Apply Make-Up? by ocelot2006(m): 2:16pm On Oct 10, 2012
drzed: Wearing make-up makes a woman as fake as posing with somebody else's bank account makes me dishonest.
The fake-ism part is simply the serious attempt to disguise the true nature and appearance of your physical features.

It is an attempt to lie. In fact, make-up is a non-verbal lie of the physical type.
Mehn..see definition oh! And straight on point cheesy !!
Christianity Etc › Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by ocelot2006(m): 2:02pm On Oct 10, 2012
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Politics › Re: Lagos Destroys 3,000 Seized Okadas by ocelot2006(m): 1:45pm On Oct 10, 2012
omoola007: There should be a flat fine of N10,000 OR forfeiture for Okada violation. once a few of them loose money they will start acting right. Destroying their source of livelihood like someone said will lead them to frustration an desperation. as much as i HATE Okada. This punishment is far too harsh.

btw has anyone seen the list of roads they are banned on. It would have been easier for the government to just ban okada. all roads in Lagos island, lekki -epe express way. etc. That's why its dangerous to have too many lawyers in government - Legally restriction does not equal to ban....
Well said. 'just what I had in mind. I'm all for the rules, but this penalty is extremely harsh. Why not fine the riders, impound their bikes, then release them once the fines are paid?
Romance › Re: Calabar And Akwa Ibom Guys Got Charm! by ocelot2006(m): 4:07pm On Oct 08, 2012
We sure do wink
Politics › Re: Mimiko Blasts Tinubu: "My Three And Half Years Is Better Than Your 8 Years" by ocelot2006(m): 3:33pm On Oct 08, 2012
Aderostock: Stupid omo Igbo that doesn't know anything. Lagos was better off during Tinubu tenure without FG's allocation than all your combined states in the SE at that time. Oloshi ajeokuta mamomi
You just contradicted the views of other pro-ACN posters on this thread who claimed that Tinubu's non-performance was due to the FG's decision to withhold the state's allocation. way to go bruv.
Politics › Re: Mimiko Blasts Tinubu: "My Three And Half Years Is Better Than Your 8 Years" by ocelot2006(m): 3:11pm On Oct 08, 2012
dayokanu: Ask yourself How Tinubu managed 15m Lagosians without Federal allocation
Hold on..are you trying to insinuate that the FG held off Lagos states federal allocation all through Tinubu's 8 years in office? Even the IGR generated by the state was enough for Tinubu to implemented substantial projects in Nigeria's commercial capital. So please stop creating excuses for Asiwaju's non performance.
Politics › Re: Mimiko Blasts Tinubu: "My Three And Half Years Is Better Than Your 8 Years" by ocelot2006(m): 3:02pm On Oct 08, 2012
holusleek: i Doubt That and I stand to be corrected if iroko 3 and half yrs is better than that of tinubu,politics a
side...can't stop laughing...its not just possiblE
And what did Tinubu achieve in LAGOS during his 8-years in office. Please do tell.
Politics › Re: Explosion Wounds 8 In Jalingo , Taraba by ocelot2006(m): 11:18pm On Oct 06, 2012
Taraba state is a part of the North-East region, not the Middle-Belt. The journalist got that part wrong.
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Charly Boy's Abuja Mansion by ocelot2006(m): 11:01pm On Oct 06, 2012
Crown Prince: This charlie MAN is a disgrace to his parent , community and Nation . Look at the cheap house he occupies. A son to a supreme court judge in this wonderful Nigeria.

His mates are senators; governors, ministers and special advisers while he is always embroiled in controversies.

When the Tukurs, Dantatas; Arisekolas, Ogbehs son are in the news for sharing Trillions of oil money, charlie boy oputa is in the news for being gay and a member of illuminati. What a shame for a 60+ old man.
Cheap abi? Why don't you buy one of those duplexes at Adkan estate (or maybe Suncity). You think they were built for the people from the low-income bracket? I seriously doubt you can even buy a gateman's toilet in the very same estate.
Family › Re: ' I Sold My Child For N4M And I Want Him Back Now' by ocelot2006(m): 8:09am On Oct 06, 2012
*This is Super-story...*
Car Talk › Re: Frsc Faults Lagos Policy On Number Plate by ocelot2006(m): 5:04pm On Oct 05, 2012
adefash: nice observation! I think lasgidi is just putting legs in a trousers one after the other. What comes up next is if u are visiting lag u must formally notify lag govt by getting a visitor's permit which states when u arrived and the expected time of return. Perhaps this what lastma will be requestin for once they see vehicles without lag registration.we may think this is not a brilliant idea but we will all applaud him latter but my concern remains that what have they been doing with our money.those that are sharing our money are increasing in number and so they need to start thinking of how to make more money. Its a brilliant idea if well articulated.
Visitor permits? Really? Has LAGOS state seceeded from Nigeria? Is it now a country of its own?

I honestly hope this new law on plate numbers is totally scrapped or overuled by the FG.
Car Talk › Re: Frsc Faults Lagos Policy On Number Plate by ocelot2006(m): 4:58pm On Oct 05, 2012
[quote author=Ji_sun_pack]If you can't stay in Lagos then move back to your village[/quote]The last time I checked, LAGOS was still a state under the Federal Republic. The constitution grants every Nigerian the right to reside and do business in any part of the Nation, including your beloved Lagos.
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Charly Boy's Abuja Mansion by ocelot2006(m): 4:45pm On Oct 05, 2012
tellwisdom: ffcukinng liars angry angry
It's not a lie. That's Charlie Boy's home. We both live the very same estate.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Retains Ihejirika As Army Chief In Military Shake Up by ocelot2006(m): 6:55am On Oct 05, 2012
Henry120: The chief of army staff.LT.iheigirika has done well and deserves to retain his post. I'm suprised he wasn't made the chief of defence staff. Maybe ola saad ibrahim, was his (ihejirika's) senior at NDA. Since ola sa'ad ibrahim who also has done well, but not as good as ihejirika, seniority remains the logical reason.
I disagree with you. Gen. Ihejirika is definitely a very brilliant officer, but the new CDS was the brain behind the transformation of the Nigerian Navy. Under his watch, the Navy lead in the acquisition of new combat platforms (way more than her two sister services) and improvements in its doctrine and policies. The new CDS's post is definitely well deserved.
Politics › Re: Vice Admiral OS. Ibrahim: New Chief Of Defence Staff. by ocelot2006(m): 6:45am On Oct 05, 2012
emmatok: Just asking when was the last time an Army Officer occupied that post CGS .
ALL I see is the Navy and Airforce.
Really? You've definitely not been Nigeria, else you would've known that army officers held that post most of the time. The Airforce only held it 2 (post military-rule), and the navy once or so.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Army Destroys Somalia's Al Shabaab Where US Army Was Defeated by ocelot2006(m): 12:31pm On Oct 04, 2012
texazzpete: The OP is daft.

The US dropped a handful of elite soldiers into a VERY hostile neighbourhood and succeeded in carrying out their initial mission (capturing local warlords). The plan only went awry when a US helicopter was shut down. The resulting rescue operation kept the US soldiers in the area until nightfall, where they were involved in an intense firefight. 20 US soldiers died compared to between 315 - 1500 Somali forces dead.

So...fact check

1) The US did not fight Al Shabaab or engage any Somali forces in a protracted ground offensive. Al Shabaab did not exist then
2)The US troops withdrew...a kill ratio of 20 to 1500 does not count as 'defeated'

The Kenyans basically haven't done anything more than what Nigerians have done in Liberia and Sierra leone. A true test would be if they had to fight a guerilla war with Al Shabaab
Well said.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Army Destroys Somalia's Al Shabaab Where US Army Was Defeated by ocelot2006(m): 12:27pm On Oct 04, 2012
shymexx: ^^^^Don't you think we need them to train Nigerian soldiers on how to deal with Islamists?? grin
The Kenyans have a very disciplined and competent force. But I'm afraid they have absolutely nothing to teach the more seasoned and battle hardened Nigerian military. The combined arms assault (including the amphibious assault) were already successfully employed by the Nigerian military ever since 1963 in the Niger-Delta (3rd Marine Commando), in the 1990s in Liberia and Sierre Leone, and later on in the Niger-Delta (JTF Ops 2000s). So no thanks.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Army Destroys Somalia's Al Shabaab Where US Army Was Defeated by ocelot2006(m): 12:19pm On Oct 04, 2012
Blyss: Humm, now why cant Nigeria do the same in Niger, where loads of terriorist pore over the border into Nigeria every day? huh If the Nigerien gov. is unable and or unwilling to stop the flow, perhaps Nigeria should grow a pair and do as Kenya has and go there and stop it for them. huh
Yeah, why don't we invade a sovereign state, and cause a major diplomatic incident? Think dude!

Anyway, the Nigeriens and Chadians have been cooperating with the Nigerian military and Law enforcement in patrolling their own borders. This cooperation has also recorded a number of successes.
Politics › Re: Lagos Won't Allow Other States Number Plates by ocelot2006(m): 11:19am On Oct 04, 2012
fulfillment2020: Misplaced priority. What has the use of other states plate number got to do with providing effective transport system for the average Lagosian? Someone sholud please call Fashola to order.
Well said.
Career › Re: Agricultural Enginering Companies In Nigeria by ocelot2006(m): 10:55pm On Oct 02, 2012
Why not switch to mechanical engineering? It is broader.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 140 Nigeria Police Officers Arrive Somalia For Peace Keeping by ocelot2006(m): 6:24pm On Oct 02, 2012
somalia5: gurella war. they pulled out of magadishu a year ago. but still bomb every day
Oh please, enough excuses! Your so called "warriors" Al-Shabaab are currently being given a long beat-down six ways to sunday by "bantu" troops. yet you keep making noise like a housefly on this thread.
TV/Movies › Re: Waaaaaay Over Hyped Movies by ocelot2006(m): 6:17pm On Oct 02, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Ever seen a movie advert and u're like 'omg i have to see this' or pple around you keep goin 'that movie too make sense' only for you to see it and realise u just wasted about 2hrs of your precious time watching bullshit? Here's some of the movies i've watched and feel they weren't worth the trouble.
1. Hunger games(totally boring)
2. Bourne Legacy(wtf was that about?!)
3. Total Recall(Kate Beckinsale was badass buh i dnt think Colin Farel was such a good choice)
4. Underworld 4(not as good as d previous).
This is but to mention a few. What ae urs??[/quote]I'm afraid I disagree with you on TOTAL RECALL. Now that was a very good action movie, and Collin zfarell played the role of the protagonist very well. But I do agree with you on one thing. Kate Beckinsale was one VERY VERY badass chic smiley .
Foreign Affairs › Re: 140 Nigeria Police Officers Arrive Somalia For Peace Keeping by ocelot2006(m): 1:19pm On Oct 01, 2012
'heard Kenyan troops stormed Kimsayo. Your "glorious" Al-Shabaab didn't even put up a decent fight, but instead ran away. Pathetic cheesy .

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