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Did the writer really just called Tonto Dikeh are PR genius? Truely, Tonto mistakes notoriety for popularity.

Anyway, the article posted is simply a weak attempt in damage-control. But I'm afraid the young lady won't be walking away with any money, but a lot of flak and ridicule both locally and internationally for those disastrous songs.

kessyur: The people have decided. The earliest was quite fair. History will always remember GEJ's administration. He has proven that certain things can actually work. In the power sector, electioneering etc. Thanks Ebele Goodluck Joe, i am proud of you.

1,000,000+ likes. Well said brother.

okosodo: Wether you like am or not, na true. It can be seen clearly. I am a BINI guy so i am speaking from a point of neutrality. Nigeria is still marginalising ibo till today, and the result is backwardness for every body because the wrong hausa goats will take their position. We are going nowhere in this country

And in what way are the Igbos being marginalised? Please do tell, cos I keep hearing this silly excuse over and over. I don't see them complain about their own poor leaders?

Callotti: Na even ARAB sef. . . .
Small blokos!
Abeg carry ya money go!
Sheeeeeeeeeeesh.
Who wan follow 'TALIBAN' sef. . .
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. . . . .

The name is Singh. He is Indian (Punjab), not Arab.

Wendy80: Tonto Dike's Music Career has not even Started and Its Over..........Songs U will enjoy beta than her Song......

HoneyWell Noodles Bam bam la la
NTA Theme Song
Cowbell Milk Don Com back again....Oyoyoyoyo
Bread n Butter baskelebe
Sandalili Sandalili
If U are Born I̶̲̥̅̊n January, Stand up com out
Etc

LOL @ sandalili !!

[quote author=Soulja-boi]Just for the record; its a MINI-BERYL 96 close assault rifle incorporates an underslung grenade launcher capable of stopping a lightly armoured vehicle. [/quote]If you're referring to th rifle in your pic, that's an AKS-74U with a modified stock and Eotech optics. No under-barrel grenade launcher.

It's definitely a no-brainer. I even thank God it's a shot-gun with buck shots. It's head shots all the way. If it's a pistol or assault rifle, I'll go for the 3-tab rule- 2 in the chest and 1 in the head.

Just Benin and the United Kingdom. Isreal and Qatar's next year.

Well, I have been married for a few months now. And it has been blissful so far. I guess one of the major reasons is that I married a woman who was my closest childhood friend (yep, ever since nursery school at Enugu). My wife not only loves and understands me dearly, but has always been, and will always be, my very best friend, confidant, and personal advisor. That woman is truely God's very best blessing for me.

As someone rightfully posted, marriage definitely makes one more responsible. Finance wise, you have not only more mouths to cater for, but also bills to pay, and savings to make for rainy days/future investments. On the homefront, i equally help out with house-chores when they're abit to much for wifey. Nothing stops me from cleaning the dishes after every lovely meal she prepares, or moving round the heavy furnitures when she cleans our home.

That said, i did notice that one has do a lot of compromising in marriage. And honestly, I'm not good at that. I still run my house as an absolute monarchy were the King's decree is final. But it is a malevolent (and slightly liberal) one as my queen has the right to advise me and make a lot of inputs, PROVIDED she runs her ideas by me.

@ Moderators, I suggest you move this thread to the Health section, and GRAPHIC tag and a Federal Ministry of Health warning placed on the op's post. That way, posters are protected.


Right now, I'll rather listen to a strangled cat.

@ OP, are u sure those are not links to a computer virus? When I first tried to download the "song", our state's EDGE service failed briefly. Now my BB keeps hanging.

Seun shaGARRI: [size=24pt]I HAVE DEAD OOOO!!![/size]

Mehn..gbagaun-induced gbagaun !!

[quote author=omo-nla]Lol[/quote]LMAO !!! Oh boy eh!!

PointB: Quit sweating on it. If you are from the SS, then I am from Mars! Liar!

No you're from Somalia.

You're right abi me though. I'm not a SS man. I am WAY more than that. I'm not just an Annang man from the SS, but a PROUD NIGERIAN. I'm definitely not some lazy-ass biafran coward like you who blows hot air all the time, but runs away like scared goats when trouble comes. Thanks for the correction sir. Now go sit your biafran ass down. And pray we don't relocate you and your kind to Ivory Coast permanently.

If you're pissed a SS man like me isn't in support of your failed "cause", do me a favour- jump off a cliff

afam4eva: Stop repeating yourself. Were you not the one that said your people didn't fight for Biafra? Now tell me one prominent Efik/Ibibio/Annang person that fought on Nigeria's side.

Apart from Phillip Effiong, why don't you also list other prominent Ibibio/annang officers that fought on biafra's side? The general may have fought for you, but that didn't stop our men from signing up with 3MC Div.

afam4eva: The most important thing is that he fought for Biafra which is contrary to what you want us to believe. He's son is till a staunch Biafra crusader till date.

Uh huh...'question though-did I ever mention that he fought on Nigeria's side?

Anyway, I'll give that brave ibibio man kudos for doing the right thing I.e. Ending the disastrous biafran war, thus saving millions of biafran lives. 'can't day the same thing fir Ojuckwu.

afam4eva: I don't know why some of you south-south people keep lying. Tell me one prominent Efik/Ibibio/Annang person that fought on the federal side. You talk as if the Biafran second in command was not from your place.

Oh you mean Gen. Phillip Effiong. 'was a classmate and friend to his grandson. Well, I do respect th late General, 'cos he was wise and brave enough to end the whole madness, while your igbo instigator ran away like a coward to Ivory Coast.

solomon111: I am sure you know biafra is much bigger than that.

No Mon ami. Biafra is EXACTLY that. Don't lump us into what we don't want.

solomon111: Please sir,
what tribe in the SS are you from?

I'm Annang. Do you have a problem with that?

Bliss4Lyfe: Dey should send dis cases to Hague. War criminals are ranting. Dey should go tell their part of the story to the courts, dat is the level right now.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Hague throw out your case?

Desola: ...because they believe that it is travesty for SS'ners not be be sympathetic to their course. They see you as an extension of them.

My sister, don't mind them. These fools keep living in denial. During the war, minority groups that make up the SS were weary of these Biafrans, and happily fought on the Federal side. But these fools still assume that the SS is still part of their territory. Imagine that damn rubbish.

Anyway, let them come again, and I assure you we'll push them to cameroon and other holes they crept out from.

abifoluwa: biafra should be given to the ibos if they want it. honestly, about time everyone looks out for themselves. but one thing i dont get is, who do you people always blame someone, or other tribe for ur fallings? really? or u always want someone with you? you want the ijaws with you? why cant you let SS form their own country? u blame hausas for ur misfallings? why cant u blame ur leaders for killing the hausa leaders in the sixties? you blame awolowo for starvation? why cant u also blame ojukwu for starting a war when he expects the food to feed his people to come from his enemies, well, through them? u blame hausa and yoruba for the death of the ibos? the only igbo warriors that died died from fighting, not from starvation. u blame hausa and yoruba bec your city isnt developed, why cant you blame urselves for moving to other people states to develop theirs while u didnt develop urs? tired of all these bullshits. always trying to blame someone for your fallings

God bless you my brother. Please tell these damn fools and traitors.

saintohia: ^

I doubt your parents are both from SS, the truth please, are they?

No, they're from Mars. You're a bloody idiot. What the hell do you biafran bastard know about me and my parents? Who gave u the damn right to decide if I'm SS or not?

saintohia: ^

Using Bakassi as barter to defeat Biafrans, huh?

Those who made mistake in SS & supported the fraud termed " Project Nigeria" have learnt their lessons, they would take accurate decision this time since they even desire the Biafra more than Igbos now.

And how did you arrive at this conclusion?

You know what? If you're so sure that the SS will join your "cause", why don't you secede first? You fools will be in for a rude shocker .

saintohia: ^

Confirm that you've sincerely made up u're mind to live together SW + North in u're one Nijirieya without SE + SS?

And why will I want to leave my SS? But seriously, why can't you biafran clowns speak for yourself and the SE? Why must you always lump the SS into your useless plans? Abi na by force? WE DON'T WANT!! Nonsense.

Wow...just wow...

noblezone: Folks, Biafra does not need the oil or territories of the South South to excel.
WE will stun the whole world both on creativity and productivity. Our technological exports will be enough to keep us moving.

However, Nigeria must know that they must allow all others who want to join Biafra to do so.
The igbos in Asaba will go with us.

And if we don't allow that, what will you do?

[quote author=free_soul]the only people in SE and SS who wants to contineu in nigeria are those who benefit personally from nigeria, like old soldiers like you
every retired military personnel wants nigeria to continue
go and ask danjuma!

as long as these old soldiers are there in igboland and SS, they will stick with nigeria because their pension is at stake!

ya words na selfish word[/quote]First of all, what makes you think I'm an old soldier? Also, have you gone around the SS to ask about the common man's opinion about Biafra? If you're so sure we'll side, how come we fought under the Nigerian flag? Do you have any fcking idea what my family went through in the hands of these biafran bastards? In the very end, it was a SS man who ended the whole madness, while the initiator of the while mess ran away to Ivory Coast (bloody coward).

I will say this again. I VEHEMENTLY oppose any bloody alliance with that ppe-dream biafra, or the traitors behind the idea. In fact, I suggest the court throw out the suit, while w arrest those behind it for treason and detained them at Yellow house.

charzyn: Attention gentlemen. Please i want to tell anyone that are condenming biafra agitation to go and hug naked transfomer. I am not an igbo , i am from ijaw but i must to tell you hausa and yorubas that we have learnt from our mistakes by diffrentiating ourself from igbos due to the sudden lies to us south south from the evil nigeria that the igbos wants to control our resources. May i ask question please, after we follow the nigeria side to fight the civil war against biafra that you claimed to control our resources have wr from south south have any right to our resources since the war ended from 1970 till now neither it was the greedy yorubas and hausa fulanis are the most wicked and our greatest enemies whom stood on top of our resources and developed thier regions while messed up our region and kept it in darkness with no employment, no food, no light, no road , no government offices. Now tell me who is our enemy ? Igbos are very right to fight for thier sovereinty and we south south must go when igbos are actualize thier struggles because we cannot stay with this useless and greedy yorubas and hausas. Mind you that we in the south south and the igbos has the same cultures and share things income than yorubas and hausa. Go and read todays punch news paper to see the warning from the cross river state government to the nigeria government threatning that another civil war is looming and if it occures i bet you all that south south will support the igbos to fight to finish because we have known whom is our enemies. Thank god that all the states in igboland are oil producing state and all the state in south south are all oil producing states of which we have all equal and equity to fight to finish . Do you think that selling bakassi to cameroun will just swept under the carpets. Very soon the trumpet will sound so that everyone will answer his fathers name rather than sucking from our resources to develope thier region. Achebes revealing secret is not a new thing to me because my parents has already told us the truth blwhom is our greatest enemy before achebe unveiling the secret.

Hey speak for yourself. As a fellow South-South man, my allegiance is solely to my country Nigeria and the green-white-green flag, and I vehemently refuse to side with some defeated pipe-dream cocked up years ago. Yes mistakes were made in the past by previous military govts against the people of the Niger-Delta. But then again, everyone else bore the brunt of the military's neglect. It's not as if these past military leaders developed their own states or regions (apart from their own personal pockets). If so, how come the North is still far behind in terms of education, health-care, and civil infrastructure. Every other region have similar stories of abandonment by our past military.

With the advent of democracy, at least the FG tried to rectify these past mistakes. But you seem to heap the full blame on the FG, forgetting that our own respective state and local govts equally failed us. What the hell did they do with their own allocations?

Anyway, I don't see us SS states siding with the Biafrans. Worst case scenario, we declare our own republic (although it will never get to that).

Zeus I: CyberG, the more Igbos are crushed the more powerful they become; and so also with the (white) jews. Prove me wrong, nevertheless, you are insignificant in the face of this tribe. God curses whoever curses them, and this, no man can change. Which is why the Igbos laughs last as i dey laugh you.

LMAO!! This joke just made my morning !! So,after your collective Biafran butts were whooped six ways to Sunday by the Nigerian military, and your subsequent surrender on our terms, how did that make you stronger? Please do tell .