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PoliticsREVEALED: How Chadian President Fooled Nigeria On Phantom Boko Haram Ceasefire by ochejoseph(op): 3:54pm On Nov 09, 2014
Federal government officials are now kicking themselves over the phantom ceasefire deal with Boko Haram brokered by Idriss Déby, the president of Chad.

A source in the know of the negotiations told TheCable that the federal government is still uncertain if the dummy was deliberately sold to Nigeria by Déby or if the Chadian president himself was hoodwinked into believing it was genuine.

But the word in government circles is that Déby was working for Boko Haram as he has refused to communicate with Nigeria since the insurgents renewed their attacks.

“Nigerian government officials no longer have access to Déby who is now said to be sick. It appears he set us up to drop our guard and allow Boko Haram to gain ground,” the official said.

A man claiming to be the general secretary of Boko Haram, named Danladi Ahmadu, had told the Voice of America on October 17 that the government was negotiating with representatives of the group.

Alex Badeh, an air chief marshal and chief of defence staff, later addressed the media asking Nigerians soldiers to ceasefire because of the “agreement”, which he said included releasing the 219 Chibok schoolgirls in Boko Haram captivity.

TheCable also reported how Déby put the deal together, revealing how he said Boko Haram got in touch with him, how he authenticated the message and how he got the Nigerian government involved in the negotiations.

But a journalist with links to the group had described the claim as “shadows and bubbles” and warned Nigerians not to believe it.

Not long after that, Boko Haram became more ferocious in their attacks, taking over more Nigerian towns, including the country home of Badeh.

A government official who spoke with TheCable on Saturday pointed accusing fingers at Déby, accusing him of setting a trap for Nigeria.

“The period of the phantom negotiations gave the terror group time to regroup, reinforce and restrategise, which is the intent of Déby for asking the Nigerian government to negotiate a ceasefire with Boko Haram,” the source said.

“As soon as Nigeria began to make a lot of gains in the war against Boko Haram, owing to the efforts of the military and President Goodluck Jonathan who has been discussing with regional leaders to halt the insurgency, and at a time the commanders of the sect were being rounded up, that was when the Chadian president approached the Nigerian government asking that it mediates between the parties in the conflict.

“The discussions between the government and the Chadian president on Boko Haram started in September. However, Déby said he was already talking with Boko Haram.

“The government was trying to verify the authenticity of Boko Haram’s representatives in the supposed negotiations, but Déby asked the Nigerian government to take a chance that he had done the verification already. He affirmed that Boko Haram’s representatives were truly standing in for the group in the negotiations.”

It was at this stage the government nominated the principal secretary to the president, Awwal Tukur, to be part of the negotiations in N’Djamena, the capital of Chad.

“Tukur was the one spearheading the dialogue with Boko Haram on behalf of the Nigerian government. He had the first contact with group. It was still in the middle of the supposed negotiations that Danladi Ahmadu announced on Voice of America that the group had ceased fire. Following the announcement of ceasefire by the group, the Nigerian government equally announced a ceasefire on October 17 for the supposed negotiations to continue.

“A Nigerian delegation left for Chad on October 21 for talks with Boko Haram, but the Chadian president became evasive. The Nigerian delegation was told that Déby was sick and that the meeting be rescheduled for October 23.

“However, on that date, the delegation was told that the Chadian president was still sick after waiting for six hours. The delegation made visits to Chad a number of times, but met a brickwall.

“As Boko Haram’s resumed attacks grew in intensity, the Nigerian government became worried. Many attempts were made to inquire from the Chadian president who was supposed to be mediating between the Nigerian government and Boko Haram, but the attempts were all futile.

“France was privy to the botched negotiations, but said nothing just like the Chadian government.

“It became clear to the Nigerian government that Déby was working for Boko Haram. The government of Chad has not said a word to the Nigerian government since Boko Haram’s resumed onslaughts. It has simply refused to make any comment or communicate with the Nigerian government.

“The Nigerian government has also ceased to speak with the Chadian government on the matter since it is now clear that Chad is working with Boko Haram.”

The official said the Nigerian military will now resort to use of force against Boko Haram.

“The only option left for the Nigerian government is to continue to use force to end the crisis. As it is now, there is no negotiation or mediation going on. The statements by some government officials that the abducted Chibok girls would return soon were based on assurances by the Chadian government, but now there is no negotiation going on anywhere,” he said.

“It is important to add that the Nigerian government decided to honour Chad’s request for negotiations with Boko Haram, because it was the first time a foreign government would be mediating in the protracted insurgency in the country. Other individuals have tried, but the government has always spurned them.”

Abubakar Shekau, the leader of the sect, released a video denouncing the ceasefire deal, saying he had already married off the kidnapped schoolgirls.





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Source:
http://www.thecable.ng/revealed-chadian-president-fooled-nigeria-phantom-boko-haram-ceasefire
PoliticsRe: PDP Youths ,NANS, NYCN Mega Youth Unity Rally by ochejoseph(op): 9:48am On Nov 05, 2014
The stage is set for the rally taking Place at Eagle square this morning.I will Bring your details as they Unfold .

Advancing the Transformation agenda of President Goodluck Jonathan

PoliticsExposing The Fake Mubi Picture - Reno Omokri by ochejoseph(op):
Yes, there are challenges in Mubi Adamawa State, but the picture circulated by some opposition political operatives purporting to be from Mubi is actually from The Congo. Here is the evidence http://worldwithouttorture.org/2013/11/01/the-need-for-better-treatment-of-refugees-fleeing-torture/aptopix-congo-fighting/  (Reno Omokri)

PoliticsPDP Youths ,NANS, NYCN Mega Youth Unity Rally by ochejoseph(op): 1:16am On Nov 03, 2014
The office of the National Youth leader of the PDP in collaboration with National Association of Nigerian. Students(NANS) and the Forum of state Chairmen of the National Youth Council of Nigeria (NYCN) Presents :

A Mega National Unity Youth Rally

Theme : Advancing the Transformation Agenda,Consolidating our Democracy and Youth Inclusion in Governance.

Date: Wednesday 5th November 2014

Venue: The Eagles Square Abuja

For the first time in our nations history, the umbrella body of Nigerian Students , the National youth council fully represented by the forum of state chairmen in full partnership and collaboration with the PDP Youths will set out in full force to advance the Transformation Agenda and rally support for the deepening of our democracy as well as the Inclusion of youths in governance.

All the major heavyweights in Nigeria's political sphere will be in attendance.


Oche Otorkpa (MNSM)

Technical/Media committee

For the office of the National Youth Leader


NB : Acccreditation will take place at the venue

PoliticsRe:Tambuwal What The 1999 Nigerian Constitution Says About The Office Of Speaker by ochejoseph(op): 9:26am On Oct 30, 2014
Many including Cleverly in his post have tried to justify the defection of Hon Aminu Waziri to the APC without presenting both sides of the argument

Cleverly was right when he quoted the section below to back his argument ,

" Chapter V, Part 1. Of the Nigerian constitution which deal with the Composition OfNational Assembly sections 47 -50 of the Constitution Of
The Federal Republic Of Nigeria states as follows


There shall be a National Assembly for the Federation which
shall consist of a Senate and a House of Representatives.

48. The Senate shall consist of three Senators from each
State and one from the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja.

49. Subject to the provisions of this Constitution, the House
of Representatives shall consist of three hundred and sixty
members representing constituencies of nearly equal
population as far as possible, provided that no constituency
shall fall within more than one State.

50. (1) There shall be:-
(a) a President and a Deputy President of the Senate, who
shall be elected by the members of that House from
among themselves ; and

(b) a Speaker and a Deputy Speaker of the House of
Representatives, who shall be elected by the members of
that House from among themselves.

(2) The President or Deputy President of the Senate or the
Speaker or Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives
shall vacate his office -
(a) if he ceases to be a member of the Senate or of the
House of Representatives, as the case may be, otherwise
than by reason of a dissolution of the Senate or the
House of Representatives; or
(b) when the House of which he was a member first sits after
any dissolution of that House; or
(c) if he is removed from office by a resolution of the Senate
or of the House of Representatives, as the case may be, by
the votes of not less than two-thirds majority of the
members of that House.

However, that is just one side of the issue,

Section 68(1)(g) of the constitution, also provides that a member of the Senate or House of Representatives shall vacate his seat in the House of which he is a member if “being a person whose election to the House was sponsored by a political party, becomes a member of another political party before the expiration of the period for which that House was elected or provided that his membership of the latter political party is not as a result of division in the political, party of which he was previously a member or of a merger of two or more political parties or factor by one of which he was previously sponsored.”

You don't need an Oxford dictionary to understand these provision ,

Constitutionally Tambuwal and his cohorts on both divide ceased to be members of the house of representatives the day the announced their defection!



I have these few questions for those insisting that Tambuwal should not loose his position

1. Where in the world does a minority party in the legislature produce the leader of parliament ?


2. Will APC as a party ever allow a PDP minority to preside over a house in which they are the majority?

3.Is it morally right to interpret a part of the constitution that suits you and pour ink over the part that does not ?

4. Can a member who is legally no longer a part of a legislature continue to parade himself as its leader?


Nigerians know the truth, the constitution is explicit, members who defected, from the APC to the PDP are as guilty as Tambuwal

As things stand today the PDP with a clear majority (189 to 159 of the APC) in the Nigerian House of representative should produce the speaker of the house, anything to the contrary will not only set a dangerous precedence but will also create a fertile platform for anarchy and instability.

May God help us to help ourselves .

God Bless Nigeria

Oche Otorkpa

www.twitter.com/ochejoseph
PoliticsNational Assembly Transmits Amended Constitution To State Assemblies by ochejoseph(op): 8:42pm On Oct 29, 2014
NASS transmits amended constitution to state Assemblies

THE National Assembly, on Tuesday, formally transmitted the amended sessions of the 1999 Constitution to speakers of the 36 state houses of Assembly.

Senate President, David Mark, who made the formal presentation at a brief ceremony held at the conference centre of the new Senate building, said the National Assembly had passed the ball to the court of the state lawmakers.

The state assemblies, according to him, should do their job expeditiously and with interest of Nigeria at heart.

Mark, who was joined by the Speaker, House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal; Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu; Deputy Speaker, Emeka Ihedioha and the Senate Leader, Victor Ndoma-Egba, as well as senators and members of the House of Representatives, asked the state assemblies to do their job, in line with what is best for Nigerian democracy.

Mark stated that the National Assembly had no predetermined position on the amendments, adding that what was decided upon was the views of Nigerians.

“The essence of the alteration is to get the views of all Nigerians...We are now being criticised on our move to give autonomy to local governments, yet this was an idea canvassed by Nigerians. We are more concerned about the need to bring governance closer to the people,” he said.

In his welcome remarks, Ekweremadu, who is also the chairman of the Senate Committee on Constitution Review, stressed that all the amendments were reflections of the views of Nigerians.

“The bill we transmit to you today is an aggregation of the will of the Nigerian people. The legislature has long recognised that to secure the future of Nigeria in political, social and economic terms, it must invariably review our constitution to meet the aspirations and needs of our diverse people and to facilitate national development in an equitable manner.

“The amendments set out institutional and legal reforms, which, together with sufficient political will, may help to provide for constitutional and other legal guarantees for the practice of true federalism; provide for accountability and transparency in governance and create an independent judicial system that would ensure the proper administration of justice in Nigeria.”

Honourable Tambuwal reminded the speakers of the need to ensure the financial autonomy of the assemblies, adding that in the last amendment, the state assemblies rejected the offer.

Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives, Honourable Ihedioha, also said the House held people-oriented sessions at the 360 constituencies, adding that the view of Nigerians dictated the report submitted to it.

While receiving the document, chairman, Conference of Speakers of the 36 state assemblies, Honourable Samuel Ikom, speaker of Akwa Ibom State House of Assembly, said the assemblies were ready to defend their autonomy this time.

“The event of today is one we consider very important for the progress of the country. We appreciate the National Assembly for involving the people by going to their constituencies to seek their input.

“We assure you that we will play our role to give to Nigeria, a constitution that will reflect the will of the people. On the rejection of financial autonomy proposed to us in the Sixth National Assembly, let us put the past in the past. I assure you that if the question is put to us now, the answer will be yes,” he said.

http://tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/19973-nass-transmits-amended-constitution-to-state-assemblies
CelebritiesRe: I Don’t Mind Dating A Younger Man Now – Ara by ochejoseph(m):
Another name for Nigerian artist and actors should be Divorce agents !

Honestly I feel any man thinking of marrying any of them is taking a big risk,they all seem to forget that this is Nigeria and not Hollywood in the US .
Nigerian men might like tokunbo cars but honestly I doubt if that like also extend to divorced or separate women.

Nigerians are very religious except you are a widow any man sleeping with an ex might be considered guilty of adultery or fornication depending on the circumstance. I Like Ara and I wish her Well but these girls in Nigerian entertainment industry must grow up and stop this childish Behavior



phd in public health

phd public health
phd epidemiology
Car TalkPictures: Presidency Officials Now Use Innoson Suv's by ochejoseph(op):
Nigerians are Used to Governments that say something and do another , as such when I got this pictures I felt strongly to share it with Nigerians

The Goodluck Administration has placed great emphasis on building the local economy and the president has personally championed the local patronage initiative which conserves forex , create jobs And boosts the economy.

The picture Below is a clear evidence that he has matched words with action as top govt official including those in the Presidency now drive In INNOSON made in Nigeria VEHICLES!

As ajaokuta come in full stream in few weeks time major parts of these vehicles and accompanying spare parts for major Car manufacturers will be fabricated in Nigeria

Nigerians we can do this, let's support the Buy Nigeria Initiative !

God bless Nigeria
www.twitter.com/ochejoseph

PoliticsBREAKING: House Of Reps Speaker, Tambuwal, Attends APC Meeting by ochejoseph(op): 7:47pm On Oct 20, 2014
The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal, has attended a meeting of the All Progressives Congress, APC, in his home state of Sokoto, sources at the meeting have told PREMIUM TIMES.

Associates of the speaker said his presence at the meeting, Monday, may herald his official defection from the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

Mr. Tambuwal’s defection has long been expected.

While he has remained officially a PDP speaker, Mr. Tambuwal is believed to have long fallen out with the party. He has been absent from key party functions for a while.

One source at Monday’s meeting said Mr. Tambuwal told the gathering to accept him as “one of you starting from today”.

The Sokoto meeting was for APC officials to choose a consensus candidate for the state’s gubernatorial election.

Another source at the National Assembly also confirmed Mr. Tambuwal’s presence at the meeting.

Asked about his possible defection, the source said if he attended the meeting “what does that tell you, will they allow someone that is not their member attend their meeting?”

Details later…





https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/169815-breaking-tambuwal-declares-for-apc.html
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Apc-kwakwanso Steps Down For Buhari by ochejoseph(m): 6:44pm On Oct 20, 2014
he knew he was never going anywhere , criticizing the president is not a qualification
PoliticsRe: Thanking the King of Heaven for our Ebola Free Certification by WHO by ochejoseph(op): 6:37pm On Oct 20, 2014
what the media said about us TODAY

PoliticsRe: The World's 10 WORST Airports Revealed by ochejoseph(m): 6:35pm On Oct 20, 2014
we always think we are the worst , now that is a mentality we must our immigration officers must stop their beggerly attitude at arrival and departure lounge, touts activities have been reduced to a great extent as compared to what we have before in all we have made good progress
PoliticsThanking the King of Heaven for our Ebola Free Certification by WHO by ochejoseph(op):
Today is a Special Day, its a the Day the Lord has made and we will rejoice in it.

Few months ago an agent from the pit of Hell inflicted Ebola on our great Nation , knowing how lethal body fluids from his body were the man urinated on the medical team managing his deadly condition and they all came down with Ebola while trying to save his life.

happening at a time Nigerian doctors chose to shut down hospitals nationwide the world expected the worse , Miniature countries placed bans on our very mobile and adventurous citizens, countries like Maurutious that have been feeding fat on the economic impact of the presence of Nigerian students prevented them from resuming despite the fact that these students had already paid their tuition fees and airline tickets with valid visas.

It was so bad that the global headquarters for hard/illicit drugs (Colombia ) also decided to place a travel ban on Nigerians even those on transit.

Nevertheless, It was a period Nigerians united irrespective of ethnic or religious inclination.

Nigerians rose up to the challenge and in unison we overcame and the world celebrated us .

However, despite our unprecedented success many countries still treated our people as lepers on the excuse that we were yet to reach the 42 day World Health Organization standard to be declared free of the Virus.

WHO declared Senegal free of the Virus on friday and Ours is finally here
www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-29685127

Today, that day has come !

We will eternally remain grateful to our martyrs in the struggle Dr Ameyo Adadevoh and others who paid the supreme sacrifice.

But most importantly we appreciate the God of heaven who had mercy on us!

Our communities were dirty

Our schools were over crowded

Our churches were jam packed

And Our markets had little regards for sanitation

If God had not intervened what is happening in Liberia and Serria Leone would have bee a childs play

So today we will lift our Hands to appreciate the King of heaven

It was the invisible hand of God that made the difference despite several blunders by Some which could have caused further spread of the disease God kept Us, and as a Nation we say.....

Baba God we thank you o ,

There is no one like you , !

The Ogbonge in diversity!

The Odeishi in Brutality!

The awesome God in reality!

Pls accept all our thanks as we bow in humility


Continue to Bless Nigeria

Oche Otorkpa
WHO trained IDSR specialist
And author of the Unseen Terrorist

www.twitter.com/ochejoseph
PoliticsFinal Poll Results President Jonathan VS Gen Mohammmadu Buhari by ochejoseph(op): 11:29pm On Oct 19, 2014
The 2015 General elections might end up being one of the closest ones considering the final result from the broad based poll conducted by Build up Nigeria for the better part of last week .

The Poll which ended on sunday night asked Nigerians which candidate they will vote for if elections where to be conducted today.

The choice was between President Goodluck Jonathan and General Mohamadu Buhari the out come was as follows

13,111 said they will re-elect the president for a second term representing 49.3 %, while 12875 respondents representing 48 .41% opted for the retired General .

However , 609 respondents representing 2.09 % which is greater than the difference between the two candidates were undecided on whom to vote for. (See screen shot Below )

These particular poll showed how deeply divided Nigerians are , and in the end choice of running mate or the commissioning of key infrastructural projects that significantly impacts the lives of Nigerians might finally decide where the pendulum will eventually swing!

God Bless Nigeria

http://pic.twitter.com/d6XIz8Ssqk

PoliticsRe: Texas Town Quarantined After Family Of Five Test Positive For The Ebola Virus by ochejoseph(m): 4:37am On Oct 15, 2014
Now this is getting out of hand.

I took time yesterday to appreciate God for his mercies over Nigeria , if Ebola had spread a great calamity will have befalled us because our schools are cramped our transport system chocked our churches Packed !

It was the invisible hand of God that made the difference despite several blunders by Some which could have caused further spread of the disease God kept Us and as a Nation we are say Baba God we thank you o , there is no one like you , !
The Ogbonge in diversity
The Odeishi in Brutality
The awesome God in reality
Pls accept our thanks in humility
PoliticsRe: PDP Vs APC the Difference is Clear Pictures by ochejoseph(op): 11:29pm On Oct 14, 2014
mistudreh:
I still don't get what the pic is all about
National Youth leader

PDP's Mai Basira age 31, APC's Jalo age 43


National Chairman

PDP's Muazu age 59. APC's Baba Oyegun 75


Presidential Candidate

GEJ 56 years APC. huh??


If APC field Buhari which they are likely to then we will fix his age which stands at 72 !

May God Bless Nigeria
PoliticsPDP Vs APC the Difference is Clear Pictures by ochejoseph(op): 9:45pm On Oct 14, 2014
It was Olumide Emmanuel who said Common sense is not common .

The All Progressive Congress (APC) has chosen the slogan "Change" as its Motto


Now take a look at the pictures below and independently reach your conclusion


The difference between APC and the PDP is evidently clear

Source: http://pic.twitter.com/6dfcBsM7zz

Reno Omokri's TL

PoliticsPDP Vs APC The Difference Is Clear Pictures by ochejoseph(op): 9:35pm On Oct 14, 2014
It was Olumide Emmanuel who said Common sense is not common .

The All Progressive Congress (APC) has chosen the slogan "Change" as its Motto


Now take a look at the pictures below and independently reach your conclusion


The difference between APC and the PDP is evidently clear

Source: http://pic.twitter.com/6dfcBsM7zz

Reno Omokri's TL
Jokes EtcRead These 40 Shorts Jokes From Osuoofia And Your Week Will Never Remain Thesame by ochejoseph(op): 11:18am On Oct 13, 2014
1 .LOL The only reason i will spend 30k on a date is if you come with 29k.""
2.HowToSpotAWifeMaterial She will buy you an iPhone 6.
3.Its only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without using violence.
4.Set candle light dinner for a nigerian girl on a dinner date and she thinks you are a ritualist.

5.In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u from ur room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches away from them. RT if u agree
6.She no want designer,she no want Ferrari and she fine pass Darego. Davido must be high on something,That type of girl last existed in 1578BC
7.You tattooed his name permanently on your hand, he later broke your heart. you are now looking for his namesake up and down,you are finished
8.Soon there will be scarcity of dark girls in 9ja ☹...with the current trend in bleaching
9.Nowadays The evil that men do, surprises even the devil.
10.Nowadays, the Only way a chic can be 22 and a Virgin is if she fell into a Coma wen she was 10.. and she Just woke up now
11.Never say think "POSITIVE" to someone waiting for their HIV test results.
12.Segun arinze's or tinubu's face should replace the surprised smiley on bbm.
EINSTEIN: Genius mind • NEWTON: Extraordinary mind • BILL GATES: Brilliant mind • DANGOTE: Business mind • AKPOS: Never Mind
13.U re wondering why your mom's prayer ain't working? how will it work when She's praying for Oluchi Ugwu & u've changed ur name 2 Paige Cole.
14.Secondary school students be like.... ASUU Thank You ooo, I'll soon meet Bro. John in 100 level.
15.Ibadan people, its not Sun Tisu its called SeanTizzle
16.Twitter is the only place where single people give relationship advice, virgins give sex advice, and lame people think they're celebrities.
17.Wanna know if ya man Cheating? Take his phone & run into the bathroom. If he tries to kick down the door.. U're not d only one.
18.Sex in the kitchen is fun until boiling hot water splashes on your erect Penis.
19.The Problem with most Ugly People is that they expect Too much from the Camera.
19.You are 18 yrs old dating a man of 62 and you're like "I can't wait to see my baby" is he ur baby or your ancestor??
20 When u scream God's name during “premarital” sex, I wonder if ur tryin to remind him to punish you later..
21.Prostitute: Oga how far? U wan do? Man: If only u go do am like my wife Prostitute: Yes na! How she dey do am? Man: She dey do am for free.
22,U carry Prostitute for just 1nyt & give Her 20k. Yor GF come spend 1week with u & u gave her 5k. A Bungalow is waiting 4 u in Hell
23..That 'Mogbe' moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses you iPad as candle stand.
24.Niggas stay faithful with their barber, but be cheating on their girl.
.25Double dating isn't when ur dating two girls at a time, its when you're dating a girl whose weight is more than 100 kg
26.Devil: Welcome to Hell...you're trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins. Me: "What's your WiFi password?"
27.Does anyone else wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as hell, and water tastes like it came from God's personal pond?

28.U love having sex with under-18 girls. Now, ur daughter's 16 yrs & u're ordering her 2 always stay indoors. U're deceiving urself (˘̯˘ )
29.You are a man who pilfers items from ur workplace & ur child has started stealing too. If u flog him God will flog u tooo
30.Some girls are financial assassins. U're using 2 fones worth 200K, & u say u need a man that would cater 4 ur needs. Craze dey ur head!
31I asked my wife for a newspaper. She called me 'old school' & she gave me her iPad. I hit d cockroach 11 times b4 it died.
32.MTN 1500 card picked up by a good samaritan. 9985 8752 7650. Pls keep broadcasting till it gets to the rightful owner...Don't Load It pls
32.Girls are very funny creatures. They hate it when u ask them their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
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33.How 2 cross 9ja road, check sideways 4 motor, & up 4 plane-crash, & down 4 bomb, & back 4 kidnappers, Now run zig-zag 2 dodge bullets. *smh*
34.BF: I cheated! GF: Oh Thank God! Ojoro Cancelled! BF: What? GF: I cheated too, with like 3 other guys. BF: But I was talking abt my Eng test
35. What is a Car-Charger doing in this girl's handbag without owing or driving a car? Ah! Ah!! What a complicated world!!

36.LECTURER: It is better to FAIL than to CHEAT. STUDENT: No sir, It is better to CHEAT than to REPEAT.
37.NIGERIA is a place where ambitious university girls engage in prostitution and brand themselves as 'RUNS GIRLS'. This generation ehn!
38.He dumped u after 13 years? But why would you date somebody for that long na? Una be twins?
39. A man was so jealous of his new born baby that he put poison on his wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, His driver died!
40. So I asked this girl "Do you know Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala?"...she was like, "Naah, I don't watch Nigerian Movies"


ENJOY THE BEST OF THIS WEEK


All jokes are exclusives tweets from
Nkem Owoh OSUOOFIA
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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri's Tweet Retweeted Over 3k Times, Sets Record by ochejoseph(op): 10:09am On Oct 13, 2014
1shortblackboy:
U must understand that media is a powerful weapon and every one can use it to their advantage. Friends and foes alike. U can't hold it against the Jonathan administration for using d weapon of d media Cause his foes are also using it against him
you get sense well well - true talk
PoliticsReno Omokri's Tweet Retweeted Over 3k Times, Sets Record by ochejoseph(op):
The world woke up this morning to the news that a Nurse who attended to the US patient With Ebola had also come down with the disease.

On the other hand Nigerians have continued to celebrate their Unprecedented success in containing the Virus as Reported by CNN , BBC Washington Post, New York Times and a host of other global news outlet as captured by a tweet sent out by Reno Omokri the SA to The Nigerian President on new media.

The Tweet which broke the previous record also set by Reno Omokri has been retweeted over three thousand times and counting ( see screen shot below )

God Bless Nigeria

Source:www.twitter.com/ochejoseph

PoliticsRe: SUPPORT Gen Buhari"s Presidential Aspiration Come 2015 by ochejoseph(m):
Buhari's supporters and promoters are the main reason he will never see the presidency again

1. When you chant "sai mai sallah" meaning only the one who prays the Islamic prayers in a country where Muslims are Christians share things equally you create a situation where 50 % of the population is already against you

"Wisdom and foolishness are not thesame" - Oche Otorkpa


2. YES corruption is our biggest problem and I will give Gen Buhari an A+++ on the fight against corruption .

But a leader must be able to replicate himself so that when he is old as he is now others will take charge, Buhari is a solo man

"I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers" — Ralph Nader

Leaders don't create followers; they create more
leaders.
— Tom Peters,

3. In 2011 Thousands if not millions of Nigerians both Muslims and Christians had their loved ones killed and their properties destroyed By Buhari's supporters in one of the most unprovoked and cool blooded attack in the history of Nigeria.

Some of these people are still grieving and waiting for Buhari who refused to stop his supporters as they went about sniffing out lives


The price of greatness is responsibility.
— Winston Churchill, British prime minister
(1874-1965)


4.In a world were innovation and ideas is taking center stage No country needs a leader who is not Computer compliant .
At his Age Buhari still struggling to link up with Mugabe's outdated policies we need to move on

You can't lead anyone else further than you have
gone yourself.
— Gene Mauch,


Sincerely when Buhari takes a close look at the constitution and Electoral law he knows deep down that he can never be elected president of Africa's greatest Nation

I rest my case and God Bless Nigeria
HealthBritain Includes Nigeria On List Of Ebola Infested Countries by ochejoseph(op): 7:17pm On Oct 10, 2014
Fellow Nigerians our victory over Ebola was not a cheap one Ameyo Adadevoh gave her life for it, Many salt water drinkers and "bathers" paid the ultimate sacrifice
Our country rose in Unison to confront the disease and achieved success in record time, we had casualties along the line but we prevailed.

However, this evening as hard working Nigerians returned home to enjoy a deserved rest after 5 days successive dissipation of energy, we were confronted with News that Britain has decided to rubbish our Ebola Victory and classify us among Ebola stricken nations.

For the avoidance of doubt

The world Health organization (WHO) and the Center for Disease Control (CDC) have independently confirmed after 21 days that Nigeria is presently Ebola Free

By epidemiologically standards Nigeria should officially receive her certificate after 42 days(Incubation period ) which is October 20th


See Links Below

www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/10/08/ebola-nigeria-lagos-africa/16865421/


www.huffpost.com/us/entry/5959442



But the British Health service now thinks otherwise they posted this. ( See pic below) classifying us with Sierra Leone , Guinea and Liberia )

Omitting Senegal, US, Spain Congo, and other who now have cases of the diseases.

Pls join Reno Omokri and other well meaning Nigerians in the campaign to get the British NHS to remove Nigeria from that List by either retweeting this response from Nigeria
With their twitter handle or replying appropriately link www.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/520604319939563520/photo/1
Their handle is
@NHSEngland

#TakeNigeriaoffthatlist
Link

God has helped Us to defeat Ebola no nation should impose it on Us


God Bless Nigeria

NHS website
www.nhs.uk/Pages/HomePage.aspx

Oche Otorkpa
WHO trained IDSR specialist and
Author of the Unseen Terrorist
(Author House Uk)

www.authorhouse.co.uk/Bookstore/BookDetail.aspx?Book=508417

www.twitter.com/ochejoseph

PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Sets Record For Most Organically Retweeted Tweet by ochejoseph(op): 4:45pm On Oct 10, 2014
brainpower:
Nice development not cos it is GEJ or APC but cos Nigeria is actually moving forward and what we have to do is support ourselves. They treat us like trash cos we worship them, look at China, russia, north korea and the rest of them, they don't depend on US or UK or France and they are better for it. We are our own greatest problem.
Your are right
PoliticsRe: Why Nigerian Military Has Difficulty Getting Arms From America — U.S. Govt. by ochejoseph(op):
I Love the US but this level of double standard and outright hypocrisy is driving me crazy

First and foremost I agree that the Nigerian security forces have issues but not to the level where "Gods own country" will choose to side with terrorist burning homes and filming executions.

At least events in Ferguson and other American communities have shown us that brutality is not the exclusive preserve of the Nigerian security forces

To understand the level of hypocrisy you have to take a careful look at the information below


1. Bahrain have the worst rate of human rights abuses in the world,its so bad that any attempt to protest is met by the deployment of tanks and snipers but US just delivered Loads of arms and ammunitions including jets to them and have been doing so for decades

Source
www.propublica.org/article/americas-arms-sales-bahrain-crackdown



2. The US supplies insurgents (good terrorist in the eyes of the US) fighting the Assad regime with weapons and logistics free of charge yet it if refuses to arm a sovereign nation fighting to protect her people from terrorists

www.america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/9/17/congress-arming-syriarebels.html

3. The US supplies Saudi Arabia yearly with arms running into Billions .

Human rights do not exist in Saudi Arabia , in that country women are treated like property and are not even allowed to drive a simple car


Yet 60 Billion dollars worth of arms were shipped in 2013 alone

www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748704621204575488361149625050


The rogue states the US supplies with arms arms are uncountable yet 170 million people are left armless while the Syrian terrorists get armed free of charge !

But Our help comes from the Lord, who made heaven and earth.

Psalm 121 vs 2


We shall overcome God willing

God Bless Nigeria

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PoliticsWhy Nigerian Military Has Difficulty Getting Arms From America — U.S. Govt. by ochejoseph(op):
The American government has given insight into why the Nigerian military is facing difficulty procuring arms from the United States to combat the extremist Boko Haram sect wreaking havoc in Nigeria’s North East region.
Nigerian government officials had on September 17 told PREMIUM TIMES that the administration opted for the controversial discreet purchase of arms in South Africa as a desperate measure after the American government allegedly blocked all legitimate arms order made by the military. ‎
Since then, the matter has been extensively reported in the Nigerian media, with some Nigerians accusing the Americans of undermining the country’s war against terrorism.
But in what is the American government’s most elaborate response to the controversy so far, the American Ambassador to Nigeria, James Entwistle, said cases of human rights abuses by Nigerian troops in the North-East in the past years have stood out as a sore thumb as the United States considers the Nigerian military’s request for arms.
Mr. Entwistle spoke in Yola, the Adamawa state capital, while answering questions from journalists during a working visit to the American University of Nigeria, AUN.
“Before we share equipment with any country, whether it is a government to government grant or a commercial sale that requires government approval, we look at a couple of things,” the ambassador explained. “Does it make sense in terms of that country’s needs?
The second thing we look at is the human rights situation in that country. And as we look at equipment transfers, we look at the situation in those countries in the past few years. And as you all know, there have been instances (I’m not saying across the board) of human rights abuses by the Nigerian military in the North-East.
“So the kind of question that we have to ask is let’s say we give certain kinds of equipment to Nigerian military that is then used in a way that affects human situation. If I approve that, I’m responsible for that. We take that responsibility very seriously.”
Mr. Entwistle however described as inaccurate claims that the U.S. had completely cut military aid for Nigeria, saying on the contrary, the two countries had continued to share training and equipment.
“Some of the newest vessels in your navy came from the United States. So the idea that the United States does not share equipment with Nigeria across the board is untrue,” he said.
The ambassador promised that the United States would continue to partner and support Nigeria in the war against the Boko Haram insurgency, saying he gave President Goodluck Jonathan that assurance on his arrival to the country a few months ago.
“I had the honour of sitting down and talking to him (President Jonathan). And the first thing I said to him is ‘Mr. President, I want to be very clear, the United States stands with Nigeria on the war on terror’,” he said.
Mr. Entwistle however admonished Nigeria not to think that the war against Boko Haram could be won only by buying hi-tech equipment, saying to achieve result in the campaign, the country must take the welfare of its troops even more seriously.
“I would say as we support the military in the struggle against Boko Haram, obviously equipment is part of the equation but I think it’s more than that,” the ambassador said. “It bothers me when I talk to soldiers in the North-East and they say they are in the frontline with only a few bullets.
“I think what’s more important is the basic needs of soldiers on the field, making sure … they are well trained and they have ammunition for their rifles. If you don’t focus on taking care of welfare of soldiers on the ground, buying hi-tech equipment does not solve anything.”
Before speaking to journalists, the ambassador had addressed staff and students of the American University of Nigeria at an elaborate reception ceremony marked by flag procession and speeches.
In his speech, he commended the university for its support for some of the kidnapped Chibok girls steak and shakewho escaped from their abductors, and for setting up the Adamawa Peace Initiative, which is working to entrench peace and tranquillity in the state.
Also speaking at the event, AUN President, Margee Ensign, said the institution, just 10 years old, is well on its way to becoming Africa’s best development university.
Ms. Ensign said students of the university are trained to understand the challenges facing their country and the world, and develop solutions to them.

Why Nigerian military has difficulty getting arms from America — U.S. govt. https:///2hRrlGrUnU

PoliticsRe: Most Liked Post On Nairaland by ochejoseph(m): 2:36pm On Oct 09, 2014
berem:
Ochejoseph,you should thank me especially for making sure your thread made front page. I need to be specially appreciated by you. grin tongue
No wahala I sure will
CelebritiesEXCLUSIVE: Aye Dee, Man Behind Linda's Blog’s Fall, Speaks ,Says I Warned Her by ochejoseph(op):
As the initial shock over Google’s removal of popular news and entertainment site, Linda Ikeji blog, begins to wane, one of those instrumental to the shutdown of the site said Ms. Ikeji ignored his repeated complaints over copyright infringement and plagiarism.
Mukhtar Dan’Iyan, the Editor-in-Chief of US-based The 15 Past Eight Media Group, said he merely spoke up after the blog used his tweets about developments in the war against the Boko Haram insurgency without his permission.
“I spoke up about the unauthorised use of my intellectual property that was taken from my TL (time line),” Mr. Dan’Iyan, who tweets via @MrAyeDee, told PREMIUM TIMES in an interview, Wednesday.
“(I) filed a formal DMCA complaint to Google which hosted her site.
“One complaint is not enough. But safe to assume when Google looked through other examples of unauthorised IP usage and other IP owners filing complaints, it all added up.
“I emailed her (Linda Ikeji) repeatedly. And it was not the first time people had plagiarised my content, but usually, I reach out and they take it down,” Mr. Dan’Iyan added.
A Digital Copyright Millenium Act, DMCA, is an avenue to report content that you would like removed from Google’s services under applicable laws.
According to Mr. Dan’Iyan, Ms. Ikeji had used over 10,000 copyrighted pictures and stories over the past five years without the authorisation of the copyright owners.
Google took down the blog on Wednesday following multiple allegations of copyright infringement.
Ms. Ikeji did not respond to our enquiries Wednesday.
Mr. Dan’Iyan’s accusations and subsequent threats of organising a class action against the popular blogger drew the ire of the numerous fans who accused him of envy and hate.
In her response on Tuesday to the accusations, Ms. Ikeji dismissed the plagiarism allegations and accused Mr. Dan’Iyan of using another name, Emmanuel Efremov, to stalk her, as well as register almost ten of her domain names.
But Mr. Dan’Iyan said Mr. Efremov is one of the directors in his company.
“15Past8.com has owners like any other company. He’s one of them,” Mr. Dan’Iyan said.
“Emmanuel (Efremov) has never tried to sell anything to Linda, nor has he ever demanded any sort of money from her. In fact, I doubt he’s ever had any interaction with here even in passing.”
Efforts to reach Google on Wednesday were not successful.
While the class action against Ms. Ikeji (whose blog is still ranked No. 10 on the Alexa rankings of Top 500 sites in Nigeria) and Google is still gathering momentums, Mr. Dan’Iyan said he had backed out.
“People are sending stuff in, but hopefully, when she bounces back, as I know she will, she will be the paragon of accountability when it comes to using material,” he said.
“In other words, she’ll only use that which she got permission for, this way tempers would cool and lawsuit won’t proceed by aggrieved parties (of which I am no longer one).
“Personally, I want Linda to win and win big. Her story is a huge inspiration to many, and should continue to be, as long as she does things the right way. ”. https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/169237-exclusive-linda-ikeji-ignored-my-warnings-aye-dee-man-behind-popular-blogs-fall-speaks.html#.VDZ-n4UY_UU.twitter
PoliticsRe: Most Liked Post On Nairaland by ochejoseph(m): 12:54pm On Oct 09, 2014
omenka:
I never marry oo, but soon will. grin

Ain't nothing wrong with getting a lil bit flirty every once in a while anyway (tho I don't see us flirting here smiley).
Omenka enjoy that your Comment made me happy you deserved every bit of. It you said the truth Berem also made an excellent showing on that thread ,
In the end we all Nigerians who want the best for our country .
Best wishes to everyonewho made reasonable comments on that thread you are all special
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Sets Record For Most Organically Retweeted Tweet by ochejoseph(op): 12:42pm On Oct 09, 2014
talktimi:
El Rufai will be angry about this
He will go like what!! See pic below

PoliticsReno Omokri Sets Record For Most Organically Retweeted Tweet by ochejoseph(op):
The man who has labored earnestly to get the world media to appreciate and appropriately give credit to Nigerian's and Nigeria on the success recorded over Ebola has been rewarded by Nigerian's.

When Global news /Media outlets responded and began dishing out stories about Nigeria's unprecedented response and success over Ebola , on a scale never seen before.

Reno Omokri challenged Isha Sesay and other reporters who have a penchant for hurriedly reporting False and unconfirmed stories about Nigeria who have suddenly disappeared from circulation to come out of Hiding and report The Victory of Nigerian's and Nigeria over Ebola.

Nigerians responded and his tweet which captured Nigeria's success as reported by BBC CNN, Washington Post, New York Times , Yahoo, Think Progress and others became the most Organically (not sponsored) retweeted Tweet !

We must reject the "DOG" Label placed on us by the foreign media and their local collaborators by avoiding actions that paint our great country in bad light, that way anytime CNN BBC , Aljazeera ,VOA and others come sniffing around for bad news to report about Nigeria they will be compelled to report on

1. Western Generals taking Lectures at the Nigerian War college on how to end terrorism and insurgency

2. Western Medical Experts in Nigerian hospitals and Research centers taking lectures and tutorials on how to Vanquish Ebola and other diseases.

3. How Thailand is looking for new market for its rice because our rice mills and rice Farms have risen up to the challenge

4. On why Americans and other western countries will soon be driving their own Tokunbo Cars because Nigerians who they previously send their Tokunbo cars to are no longer interested in buying used Vehicles because the country now manufacture and Assemble high quality and cost effective cars locally.
Etc

There is Nothing we cannot achieve as Nigerians if we unite

Thanks to Barr Reno Omokri and his team Nigeria has remained in the news ONLINE and ON AIR for all the good reasons

May God continue to Bless Nigeria



Reno Omokri is the SA to the Nigerian President on New Media he Tweets from:

www.twitter.com/renoomokri

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