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President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama while receiving President Jonathan at the White House on Aug. 5, 2014.
This beautiful picture was shared by Reno Omokri the special Assiastant to the President on New Media via his twitter Handle www.twitter.com/renoomokri

The National Youth leader of the Peoples Democratic Party Hon Abdullahi Hussaini Mai Basira Led youth Leaders from diverse groups to celebrate with the Chairman of the board of trustees of the PDP, Chief Tony Anenih on the occasion of his 81st Birthday celebration .

Those who accompanied the National youth leader on the visit Are the Leaders of Youth CAN,MUSLIM Youth, RETHINK NIGERIA,NATIONAL Youth Vanguard and PYATI officials.
Special Prayers was offered for the celebrant

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chudi82: What did Chioma win in Atlanta 1996?

Gold , that was 18 years ago , the dream team led by Kano also won Gold in Atlanta ! That was an Olympic

Plus10: Goodluck to Nigeria

yeah that's the spirit!

By the special Grace of God I will be taking the 8 hours trip by road to the redemption Camp of the Redeemed Christian Church of God located at KM 46 lagos ibadan express way for the 62 nd convention of the Church.

Theme : The Holy Spirit
Date: Mon 4th - sunday 10th August 2014

The Ministers conference which precedes the main event started Today and will continue till sunday !

Important tit bits for participants

1. Weather could sometimes change dramatically so come with thick clothing especially if you will be coming with children

2. Be security conscious, thieves have been known to blend with worshipers to cart away items

3. Note that phone charging is now prohibited within the arena

4. Mosquitoe net is a necessity especially for kids

5. Ordainees are expected to attend the sunday service proceeding the convention

6. To avoid your car been towed avoid parking at unauthorized locations especially close to the arena

7. Try to maintain a high level of hygiene especially with the threat of Ebola ( Dettol and sanitizers would not be a bad Idea )

8. Members of the DTCE should remember to come with their registration slip and or ID cards as entry without it might be impossible into the children's section

Looking forward to seeing you all

Under the dynamic Leadership of President GoodLuck Jonathan Nigeria has virtually broken all previous jinx in Sports

1 . After 19 years of fruitless tournament we went to South Africa and came Back with the Nations cup

2. The under 17 world cup which we have won several times also came to were it belongs

3 . Blessing Okagbare gave us our first ever medal at an IAAF competition! Not even a wooden spoon was ever won by a Nigerian previously .

After our dismal performance at the London Olympics an angry president Jonathan lunched an initiative to revive sports in Nigeria and today the fruits are evident, it started with an outstanding performance by our disabled athletes at the paralympics .

Now back to the Glasgow 2014.

1. As at tonight Nigeria has
8 gold ,6 silver 11, bronze seating comfortably on the 8 position

2.Okagbare's 200 m gold makes her the 11th woman in history to win both 100m and 200m.

3. Ese Brume's Gold for Nigeria in the Women’s Long Jump gave Nigeria her first medal in 40 years in that event !

It Only gets better God bless Nigeria

Former Minister of Federal Capital Territory, Mallam Nasir El-Rufai has lost his son to a car crash.
Hamza El-Rufai died this morning in Abuja.
The father of the deceased broke the news on his faceboook page at about 8:00 am Tuesday morning.
The post read thus: “From Allah we came and to Him we shall return. Please join our family in praying for the repose of the soul of my son Hamza El-Rufai who died this morning in a motor accident in Abuja.”

Our Hearts and our prayers are with him and his Family at this difficult time ! May the soul of the Young Lad rest in Peace !

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tomiobj: What most people say is 'it dosen't matter what she did,its never ok to hit a woman' but if you believe women are truly equal to men then it follows that any appropriate reason to hit a man is also an appropriate reason to hit a woman.there aren't a lot of reasons to hit anyone but having a womanliness dosen't magically make you a fragile creature that can't deal with getting punched the same as a man.
Woman pulls a knife out @ u,knock her d Bleep out

. First of all the God that place you as head did nor expect you to turn your home into a chinese film theatre . How ever I still wish to reiterate by earlier stand ,when you married her was she Knife wielding ? NO you saw an angelic beauty a Nice woman and you insisted on making her your wife which you did ! Now if over the years she has started carrying Knife it only Implies one thing she is trying to protect herself from a man that has developed a habit of beating her at the slightest provocation . If we must hit our wives for whatever they do wrong we will beat them at least 10 times in one day beco's women and children have one thing in common ! They don't know when they are misbehaving !but hitting a woman is pure Madness and sheer irresponsibility , I rather you walk away and return later to calm things

staaan: Oga I agree with u ooo but I have a question. When is it safe to say that a woman has crossed the line? Is it when she kills the man with attitude problems via hypertension? Or is it only men that cross the line? Please dont get me wrong I dont equally believe in hitting a woman but when some women push u, u would be surprised at ur capabilities.... my thinking though.

. To be honest with you my bro some. Women are worst than shekau they can transform a peaceful home into Sambisa , Nevertheless as an intelligent man I don't expect you to fall for the attitude of a bad woman or a good woman gone Bad ! If you can convince her to marry you and throw her fathers name away you have the power to stop her from Barking and start loving again ! Believe in your ability always calm down and be the man but never forget the power of prayer it can do wonders ! Good morning

NICE OP WELL DONE

SINCERELY CAN YOU DO THIS ?

When I opened that thread like Many other Nairalander’s I expected to see cogent points that Points to the Fact that despite the Bible say we as Men are still subordinates to our Beautiful wives in many ways, now before you start throwing stones read this carefully

Hitting a woman is the strongest sign of a Man's weakness , forget the Fact that some women can turn the Pope into Mike Tyson , it is completely Unacceptable for any man to hit his wife or vice versa its simply crossing the red line.

There are several reasons why I strongly believe women are technically stronger than men.
Here is a scenario from typical Nigerian Village:


Scene 1 : Husband and wife wake up and Both head to the Farm ,husband on Bicycle ,wife on Foot

Scene 2 : Wife arrives late Husband starts complaining , wife explains she had to breast feed the child before leaving her with Grand Ma ,quarrel is resolved and they Both carry out the Farm work together


Scene 3 : Husband Complains he is tired, wife says she Needs time to gather more fire wood , Husband takes some rest under the Mango tree in the Farm while wife gathers more fire wood and picks some fruits for the Kids

Scene 4:
Farm work over, they both get set to head Home , husband mounts his bicycle and Pedal home with little or no Load , wife carrying a heap of farm produce, fruits and fire wood heads Home on foot


Scene 5: Wife on arrival Home sees husband drinking palm wine under the tree with his friends, greets them and head straight for the fire place to make Brunch

Scene 6: she finishes and serves the family food , Bath the children and wash their clothes but before she could clean up the kids and herself the sun was already setting

Scene : 7 as the sun sets , the Powerful woman already has her dinner on fire , before darkness falls she set the lamp and set dinner before the family, they eat and are all happy

Scene 8. As Night falls they all go to Bed, but while she was about to enjoy her sweet deep and well deserved sleep Oga ( "Head of the Home " taps her to complain about the ''konjititis'' and the Need to placate the one eyed Snake , again she rises up to the occasion and delivers:

It takes less than 3 minutes for head of the home to fall into slumber after discharging the white paint , but the woman takes more time to sleep because of the earlier interruption to her sleep .

When morning come the whole scenario is repeated


In Urban areas the scenario is not different

Scene 1 : Both wake up and Go to work , return by 5pm all stressed up ,

Scene: 2 on arrival wife moves straight into the kitchen while we the ''head of the home'' start changing channels from BBC to NTA , from CNN to Aljezeera flipping through newspapers and our phones in the process.

Scene 3: food is served we eat and go to Bed for some rest, she cleans up, and clear out all the rubbish in the house, But immediately she hits the Bed without even allowing her take a breath we pounce on Her, as loving as she is , she looks straight into your eyes and say ''OK but let me change "

On a lighter Note

1. You work for 30 days you collect your 10,000 Salary you carry 4,000 give woman to buy her cream!

Who is the head = the woman

2. You fought over a woman and you got beaten mercilessly and left unconscious by the road side !
Who is the head = the women

3. You feed your family Indomie, while you drink garri. But you buy fried rice and chicken + salad for that woman !
Who is the head = the woman

4. You Buy Okirika for your children, bend down select for yourself and Gucci for the Babe

Who is the head = the Babe

5. You send =N= 200 credit to your Mum, =N= 100 to your Dad and your own phone only has credit for flashing but you buy =N 3000 credit for the woman !

Who is the Head= the woman

6. Your Fathers Peugeot 504 is grounded, you just bought your babe a Rav 4!

Who is the head= the Babe

7. Your younger sister Needs 100'K for surgery you deny her, but paid 300''K for that woman to attend her best friends 30th Birthday in the Dubai !

Who is the head = the woman

Finally

God took extra time to make women ,to say they are beautiful is an understatement , he gave them extraordinary grace to cope with situations that could make a man commit suicide ,without women our homes will be in shambles !
However, God can never be wrong, He is just too Intelligent, How can the one who suspended the ball called earth Without strings be wrong , The Kabiyesi who uses the mouth of Fish as ATM Never fails !

He said Man is the head of the Home

Ephesians 5 Vs 22 -25 AMPLIFIED

5:22 Wives, be subject (be submissive
and adapt yourselves) to your own
husbands as [a service] to the Lord.
5:23 For the husband is head of the wife
as Christ is the Head of the church,
Himself the Savior of [His] body.
5:24 As the church is subject to Christ,
so let wives also be subject in
everything to their husbands.
5:25 Husbands, love your wives, as
Christ loved the church and gave
Himself up for her

Peter 3:1 - Likewise, ye wives, [be] in subjection to
your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word,
they also may without the word be won by the
conversation of the wives;

Lets stop destroying homes by promoting articles that divide the family and destroy society, if we respect our wives, and treat them as Queens , they will make us the Kings we truly are


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to all Muslim Youths on the completion of Ramadan, and the Eid el Fitr

May Allah Bless Nigeria



Eid Fitr MubaraQ



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Walking on all fours might be fun for some, but for the members of one Turkish family, it’s the only way to move around. Five siblings of the 19-member Ulas family, from Hatay Province, suffer from a rare disability – they lack the balance and stability required to stand up straight, forcing them to move on all four limbs. The family was discovered in 2005 – 14 of them appeared to be completely normal, while five suffered a quadrupedal gait. Scientists have been baffled by the condition ever since.
The Ulas siblings were featured in a BBC documentary film, The Family That Walks On All Fours, in 2006. The film revealed that of the five siblings, two sisters and a brother have only walked on all fours since birth. Another brother and sister sometimes manage to walk upright. “It’s amazing as an example of a strange, strange aberration of human development,” said Professor Nicholas Humphrey, who visited the family twice during the documentary. “But their interest is how they can live in the modern world.”
Living in the modern world with a quadrupedal gait is no easy task. The siblings are often ridiculed for their disorder, and the family tries their best to protect them. The sisters remain indoors most of the time, spending their time crocheting. One of the brothers, on the other hand, is more adventurous – he travels to the local village and interacts with other people.


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Movingcoil: If ebola na viral infection wat am hearing about people using antibacterial detergents, does it kill the virus?

WHO recommends standard hygiene procedures check the links I provided . the soap and detergent are meant to improve hygiene which will in turn reduce the risk of Infection Pls be guided

wordcat: If na Ebola go kill u, it must surely kill u. If u like follow all the tips.

. wisdom is profitable to direct! Remember Hezekiah ! Is like saying if HIV/AIDS will kill you it will, so go around sleeping unprotected with any harlot or woman you see ! Pls let's be guided

fanficgirl: Is it too late to cancel my plane ticket. Ugh, I have to go through Lagos airport. Wearing gloves 24/7

during the SARS epidemic people also traveled just ensure you do the Needful while in any of the African countries where the disease is endemic

onitshaigbo: Mtscheww. Bush meat, rat meat, human meat, all na meat. I go chop any meat in soup with eba.

. The world is now a global Village Nigerian has the highest population of other africans outside their country although many are unregistered . This particular case was detected becos the Liberian was a consultant with WASH and was properly documented . I will advise you take the necessary precaution! May God help us to help ourselves

BUSHHUNTER: Brodas and sistas fry ur bushmeat wella mak e be like biscuit nd chop ur fud nothin do u.




Ebola ko eBa ni

Lol , the question is not just about the eating it is also about the handling of the tissues (flesh) before consumption. An infected animals flesh can contaminate your entire cooking utensils transforming your kitchen into a reservoir for the virus ,May God Help us to Help ourselves

Guys I love that Idebe keke song ,this is chapter 2 for a better Ghana !hope the Wahala will not be double double ! Now back to the topic ! Nigerian's have No business getting involved in Ghana internal Affairs. Ghanians have shown over the years that not only do they have the Capacity to boot out a non performing Government they also have the ability to organize themselves professional and devoid of violence. However one thing I find mind Bugling is the perception of the Ghanian Police ! Here In Nigeria our view of the Ghanian Police was that of a perfect security outfit that is immune from corruption and a Model for Africa , However on a Visit to Ghana , I realized we were all wrong , considering the amount the Ghanian police receive as Bribes per traffic or other arrest , the Nigerian Police man is a SAINT! GOD BLESS AFRICA

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Excellent article by Reno Omokri

YES YES YES
Cycle Ergo Cycle Ergo

By Sumitra
Nine-year-old Saneie Masilela has managed to accomplish something that probably no other kid his age has ever done – he’s been married twice! And as if that wasn’t shocking enough, his bride is old enough to be his grandmother.
Saneie has married 62-year-old Helen Shabangu twice in the span of one year. The second wedding ceremony was recently held at the bride’s home in Ximhungwe, in Mpumalanga Province, South Africa. As the highly unusual couple exchanged vows for the second time, 100 wide-eyed guests watched on in utter bewilderment.
Saneie, the youngest of four children, belongs to the nearby town of Tshwane. His first wedding to Helen took place last year at his parents’ home, after he claimed that his dead ancestors had ordered him to marry her. While most parents would brush away such claims from a little boy, Saneie’s parents actually took him seriously. They hurriedly contacted the bride, paid her $800 as dowry and spent over $1,500 on the arrangements.
Sanele-Masilela-wedding
Photo: Raymond Preston/Times Live
In spite of doing as the ancestors had instructed, Saneie was not pleased. He insisted that the couple follow through with the South African tradition of having a second ceremony in the bride’s home, to make their marriage official. Stunned villagers have called the match ‘sickening’ and condemned the young boy’s parents for their choices.
The boy’s family, however, defended their actions by saying that the ceremony was just a ritual to please their ancestors, and not legally binding. Patience Masilela, Saneie’s 47-year-old mother, said: “Saneie was fine and he was happy about the ceremony last year and it was what he wanted. He was happy to get married, very excited and was not embarrassed about it. So much so he wanted to do it again.”
“Our families are very close,” added Patience. “It was nice to celebrate with a wedding once more, it was after all a calling from the ancestors.” The wedding was also attended by Helen’s husband of 30 years, Alfred Shabangu, 66, and their five children aged between 28 and 38. None of them appeared to have the slightest problem with the proceedings.
Sanele-Masilela-wedding2
Photo: LookLocal Praetoria East
“After the wedding last year people kept asking them questions like will they live together, sleep together, have babies, but I kept telling them that after the wedding everything went back to normal, nothing changed,” said Patience. “Saneie moved to Venda not long after the wedding because he wanted to learn a new language, but they are very close.”
“I didn’t have a problem with it because I know it’s what the ancestors wanted and it would make them happy. By doing this we made the ancestors happy. If we hadn’t done what my son had asked then something bad would have happened in the family.”
As for babyfaced Saneie, he really does appear to be very happy in the photographs. “I told my mother that I wanted to get married because I really did want to,” he said. “I chose Helen because I love her and although we don’t live together all the time we meet at the dumping site where my mother works regularly.”
Helen was also quite happy that the boy chose her, and that her family was so supportive of the wedding. “One day Saneie would grow normally and have a family of his own and get married, all this ceremony is for making ancestors happy. We are playing,” she explained. Her husband agreed with her: “My kids and I are happy because we don’t have a problem with her marrying the boy – and I don’t care what other people say.”
Although they were married twice, Saneie and Helen have not signed a marriage certificate. They have both gone back to their respective lives. “I’m happy that I married Helen, but I will go to school and study hard,” said the young groom. “When I’m older I will marry a lady my own age

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