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Pidggin:
OK we've heard. I would rather be a fool than vote for APC

you calling your self a fool and the fools who voted for APC so what's the different between the two fools?

[quote author=Bimffo post=47206427]MTN 2GB = 1.8GB
fast

GLO 2GB = 2GB
slowest

Etisalat 2GB = 1.5GB
slower

Airtel 2GB = 450 MB. ;slow

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

I dunno what you are talking about bro

every time they keep mentioning goalkeepers like degea.neuer courtious as one of the best if not the best but why do they ignore Hugo lloris

ezechueze:
Op,DIVORCE her immediately.one day she would poison you and take over your assets.

if you don't divorce her may God punish you for what.for wasting my time reading this epistle without doing the needful

ErnieSmallzz:
i knew some people are gonna do it, since wizkid did. But what they dnt know is that, wizkid made money with that pics. But they didn't make any,

how you self take know say dem go do am? I donbelievit

Your social media

The Inner Circle founder, David Vermeulen, says your social media channels may be the reason you are single.
'Try to refrain from posting your political stance on controversial topics such as brexit and immigration online.
'Broadcasting your political views on your social media channels can successfully eliminate any potential suitors with opposing views from making an approach before you have even met, meaning that you may never meet the man/woman of your dreams, all due to one off the cuff remark,' he suggests.
He also warns against posting cryptic statuses, such as: 'my life is like a black hole, everything good gets swallowed up'.
He explains: 'Of course, as empathetic human beings, we care if something bad is happening to you. But, a cryptic status like this serves us in no way whatsoever. All the reader gets out of this self-indulgent status is a sense that you would be a nightmare to be in a relationship with.'
David also says posting too many selfies can put off potential suitors, explaining that they may think that you are self-absorbed or very narcissistic and refrain from approaching you. 'Would you want to be in a relationship with someone who cares more about the selfie lighting situation on a date, than the date itself, I doubt it?', he asks.

2 Your attitude
Jack Knowles, founder of dating app Temptr, says that many single people that he encounters seem to carry a typical ‘woe is me attitude’ when it comes to explaining to friends and family members the reason behind why they haven’t yet found ‘the one’ to settle down with, especially once they have reached a certain age.
'Sadly, this method of feeling sorry for oneself can very much exacerbate a situation and gives potential suitors a reason to stay away,' he said. 'Basically, it’s hard to find a partner when you reek of desperation.'

3 You're too picky
Lucy Jones, relationship expert at ToyboyWarehouse.com, says the internet is to blame for us being too picky.
She said: 'Before the explosion of internet dating and social media, you had just a handful of potential partners. You either ended up dating a friend of a friend, a coworker, or someone you bumped into at the coffee shop. How many potential partners do we have now? Hundreds of thousands!
'You get chatting to a guy online, you’re thinking of taking things to the next level and meeting up. He seems great and all, but with so many other profiles out there how can you commit? There are scores of other guys just a few taps away, maths tell us one of them is almost certainly a better fit for you.
'How do you get over this? By being less picky? Well sort of. You might have access to tens of thousands of single potential partners, but it’s going to take an entire lifetime to judge them all.'
She recommends changing your mindset and stopping concentrating on future lost chances, instead focussing on what will make you content today.
Lucy Jones says that dating is a buffet - the best way to build your preferences is to sample everything on offer rather than lay around in bed watching Netflix

4 'I have a type'
Lucy Jones says that dating is a buffet - the best way to build your preferences is to sample everything on offer.
She explains: 'The issue is when we judge someone on whether they are our type or not, we do so on surface level appearances and personality traits. But when we date someone, it’s the characteristics under the surface level which dictate whether or not they’re a fit for us.'
So, she recommends branching out and dating guys who you usually wouldn’t date. 'Get to know a personality you’ve never experienced before. Maybe you won’t find your dream guy, maybe you will. What you’re bound to gain, however, is a better understanding of what you want in a partner.'
5 You haven't let go of an ex
Your future relationships are affected by a wide range of things, your connection to your ex is one of the most impactful, says Lucy.
'You might notice the conscious changes your ex has caused (e.g. staying away from guys that remind you of your ex, not going to locations that hold some kind of significance), but there are so many unconscious changes that you’re probably unaware of.
'Don’t worry, we are a product of our experiences so this is perfectly normal. However, where it becomes dangerous is when these unconscious changes stop us from starting new relationships and forming new connections.
'If you think you’re a victim of this, it’s important to concentrate on breaking off your feelings for your past relationships before ever starting a new one. For certain occasions a new love will make the break-up easier, but it’s rare and it’s hardly fair on your new partner. Break-ups are between two people, don’t endanger something special by starting a relationship before you’re totally unconnected.'
So how can you find the one? As Lucy explains, when Prince Charming was trying to find Cinderella he visited every house in the kingdom, trying that glass slipper on every foot he could; he didn’t just keep his fingers crossed hoping she’d show up.
'I’m not saying you need to travel the country knocking on every man’s door,' she said. 'Just try being open to new experiences and meeting new people. Expand your experiences and escape your comfort zone. By saying yes to the world you’re improving your chances of bumping into Prince Charming. Unfortunately he’s not going to turn up at your door while you’re watching Netflix in bed.
'Learn to enjoy rolling the dice more often, eventually you’ll hit the jackpot.'
you can add urs...

Elnino4ladies:
The babe fine oh...who has her number?.
I want to snatch her from the soldier.

then prepare to die

kcnwaigbo:
I hope you know its not a crime for someone to fund an election campaign?

BTW op anyone can just put up something like this.What you have here is no proof whatsorever.By 2011 Fayose did not dream of becomming Governor again anf thus could not have benefitted from any arms funds then.He was not not even in PDP by 2011-2012

ask baba falaye maybe he was in PDP when he got his share or was Linda ikeji in PDP before they got their shares of it.besides did fayose tell you he was not gonna contest again for governorship

[quote author=Funkybabee post=46830849]na olden days u dey talk about but we,i mean our guys nowadays are liars
seun,lalastica help me moved this thing to front page pls[/quote did she mention any days be it old or new in her article ?

Jessidaisy4:
Just look at them. Shameless girls

two shameless people..the boy n the 2girls

Cutehector:
N/B: This topic isn't speculating on the differences between having sex with prostitutes than having sex with those who aren't into prostitution. My main concern on centres on the reasons why Men should stop patronizing prostitutes



They say prostitution is as old as man himself and it's eaten deep into the fabrics of the society. Just as churches are springing up here and there, so are brothels found at strategic locations in every area. Certain topics have emerged on nairaland and have discussed why men patronize sex workers. But in this thread, I shall be discussing reasons why men should quit patronizing these sex workers.

My aim is not to spoil anyone's business(no offence to any sex worker reading this) but be that as it may, I would like to advice these ladies that there are better handworks out there than prostitution. That is going to be a topic for another day. Now Let us see reasons why men should stop patronizing sex workers.


1. Prevention of Sexually Transmitted diseases

Condoms are not 100 percent safe in preventing STDs from coming in contact with body fluids, their might be cases where these condoms will mistakenly break and should such sex worker happen to be a carrier of any sexually transmitted infection, the man may be at risk. Not only that, other forms of sex such as MouthAction do pose a great deal of concern. A sex worker who may be infected with such disease may have issues with bleeding gums and thus, such infections may be transferred through exchange of fluids into the man's body system unknowingly. Should a man wish to have MouthAction, it's best he should do it with his wife alone.


2. It destroys a man's destiny

1st Corinthians 6:16 writes, do you not know that he who joins himself with a prostitute becomes one body with her? For it is written, the two shall become one flesh. Chapter 7 says, it is well for a man not to touch a woman, but because of the temptation to immorality, each man should have his own wife. Verse 8 goes on to advise, it is better for a man to marry, than to burn with passion.


Nowadays, from my research and discussions with friends, I am being told that prostitutes secretly take used condoms to sell. Nobody knows the reason behind such acts, but it will do a man a lot of saving to practice the art of self control than to have his destiny thrown away in the wrong hands.



it reduces your self control

How many of us men can actually stay on for years without actually having sex? How many of us men can turn down sexual advances? I'm pretty much sure only a few. Whenever these sexual urges aka "konji" sets in, the next thing our minds rush to is how to locate the nearest brothel to ease off. It is very possible that these sexual urges will eventually die down, irrespective of how long they can trigger off in a man. It's just all about the mindset. By the time u practice to live past two to three sexual urges, u'll be able to improve on your ability to have self control which easily saves you a lot from unwanted issues.



Saves Money

For those who are really inexperienced especially the young ones who are beginning to have high sexual hormones, visiting the brothel will just be the first and only option to cool off. Now i'm not saying it's cool to have a girlfrnd just because your sole aim is to have sex with her, neither is this post sighting why men should rather sleep with regular ladies insted of prostitutes. Please don't get it wrong! My main focus is just prostitutes alone. Cuz a prostitute is a prostitute.
These sex workers know an inexperienced dude when they see one, and they will really do whatever it takes for such guy to "cum" very fast. Now don't ask me how I know all these things, like I said, I do my research. And after such guy "cums" too early, he is compelled to pay for more rounds, just because he is inexperienced, thereby investing his money which he would have ought to use for something else far more important. And as Time goes on, he gets addicted to patronizing sex workers and spends all his money on them, thereby having little or no savings. Isn't it better to give to charity? Than waste all your money patronizing sex workers? Think!




prevents stereotype

A frequent customer to brothels now sees women as sex objects. They think that the only thing a human being who has breast and vagina can offer is just sex and nothing more. Hence they are seen as misogynists. They can hardly sustain a platonic friendship with the opposite sex as any type of woman appeals to him. In as much as womanhood is concerned, females are useless. This notion has to stop! The importance of womanhood to the human race cannot be far fetched, not only did God create eve as a mate to Adam, she was created to fill that loneliness gap, to be a helper, and a friend. Seeing women as just only meant for sex is in itself perversion of the highest degree.


I would have loved to add more points, buh due to time, i"l drop my pen here. Opinions from all and sundry are highly welcome

I can't even remember the last time i visited there,maybe 2days ago
meanwhile i don't even pay again cz am a regular

Maiduguri - The Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) on Sunday said it had arrested a 56-year-old Boko Haram kingpin in Aski Uba Local Government Area of Borno. The Commandant of the NSCDC in Borno, Mr Ibrahim Abdullahi, said that the suspect was apprehended at Mussa village on June 7. "Our men have made remarkable progress by arresting a Boko Haram kingpin. "The notorious kingpin was said to be a recruiter as well as supplier of arms and IEDs to Boko Haram terrorists. "He confessed that his three children were also arrow heads of the Boko Haram sect,’’ he said. He said the command had since handed over the suspect to the army for further investigation. (NA http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/boko-haram-kingpin-arrested-borno/

RexKexMilann:
What is PDA?.

panda

aloziedaya:
Yes I know how difficult things are in Nigeria right now. Everyday I read and hear from the media news and articles about Nigeria that trouble the heart.
Life in Europe is better in terms of basic needs as humans, but socially it has decayed beyond imagination. The future of our children is at stake here socially and morally. The western culture is eating deep in our children.
So I'm considering bringing my family down to Nigeria to train them in our own culture.
Do you think I'm making a mistake?
Please your candid advice.

morally u can bring them home but economically no just reason am

babs123:
I'm means I am. It is wrong to use 'Am' to start a sentence. So it is wrong to say : Am happy you came You should rather say: I am happy you came. Or you say I'm happy you came.

understood urs more than d first guy who posted here

Ploy:
'I'm' is the contraction of 'I am'. While 'am' is a primary auxiliary verb 'to be' like: is, are, was, were, am, be, being, and been.
These auxiliary verbs could be used as helping verbs e.g.
I am eating
she is reading
They are also used as linking verbs e.g. I am a teacher

The difference between I'm and am is: I'm is the first person singular pronoun I and auxiliary verb am while 'am' is just an auxiliary verb that can't start a sentence. Hence, it's wrong to write: Am with you my yoriyori instead write I'm with you my yoriyori.

still don't understand!!! Come down to my level abeg

amaechi1:
Please, don't sound like an infant. There are processes and timing. The absence of PMB has nothing to do with commencement of the programme. They simply have to put things together and marshal out a strategy. The VP cannot approve a milestone programme without the endorsement of his boss.

he knows

Ginaz:
I asked and he said you're lying

I guess devil picked cz devil can lie

Lastine:
don't get blind with critics, reread the post again, no be guy post am.. You know, it's not easy to be the first to comment on a post, try matching that first before you start opening your mouth for maggots to come out. thanks...

for ya mind now u don talk

Lastine:
Wetin be stupid story you dy share wey we go comm nt make you post the rest.. . Mumu.. You get laid and bleeped in a stadium-like arena... Yeye child

bro I no say Owu dey hug you,wished u were d guy

silvertongue:
Hey Player! Gigolo! Alpha papa!
Duty call; reveal to us which social app(s) gets you the most pussay compared to other apps excluding Whatsapp(because it has No community).

Eskimi

Facebook

Instagram

Badoo(this one is filled with runs girls)

2go(so many under aged)

Flirchi(filled with chat-bots)

BBM(never scored any girl from this one)

Tagged

Nairaland(taking longer than I anticipated)

If you have any hot and new app that's reeks of potential flings and one night stands please do UPDATE A NIGGA!

BBM channels

Ginaz:
I don't know why guys hate it when toasting a girl and she goes: "no sex". in fact for some, they will say : "stop joking jooor" and I wonder if really is the sex they say they love or you

for girls, it's like a dream come through when they find themselves in a no sex relationship but for guys, it's like hell fire on earth!

which brings me to my question, guys why is it hard for you to be in a no sex and no touch relationship?

and if God don't want sex in relationships he will give you your dick on your wedding day

Ginaz:
I don't know why guys hate it when toasting a girl and she goes: "no sex". in fact for some, they will say : "stop joking jooor" and I wonder if really is the sex they say they love or you

for girls, it's like a dream come through when they find themselves in a no sex relationship but for guys, it's like hell fire on earth!

which brings me to my question, guys why is it hard for you to be in a no sex and no touch relationship?

I was in a no sex relationship in my university years, if you think am lying u ask God

had many experience travelling and praying while the car is about departing never knew people still pray in plane
my first time tho

President Muhammadu Buhari is currently studying the gazette
signed by late President Umaru Yar’Adua on the Niger Delta crisis
as one of the possible ways of tackling the renewed violence being
orchestrated by the Niger Delta Avengers in the region, SUNDAY
PUNCH has learnt.
The purpose of revisiting the gazette, it was further learnt, was to
ensure that all the agreements contained in the document were
implemented by the Federal Government.
The development is coming at a time the destruction of oil facilities
in the Niger Delta by the militants has crippled crude oil production
and power supply.
By Friday, power generation was said to have dropped to
2,832.5MW because of the attacks.
The Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr.
Femi Adesina, confirmed to our correspondent on Saturday that
the Federal Government was doing all within its ability to restore
peace to the Niger Delta.
Adesina listed some of the steps being taken to include
consultations and the revisiting of the document signed by the late
President.
“Every effort is being made to restore calmness to the Niger Delta,
including consultation, and taking a fresh look at the gazette
signed by the Umaru Yar’Adua government, so that the
agreements contained therein will be implemented,” the
presidential spokesman said.
The Senior Special Assistant to President on National Assembly
Matters (Senate), Senator Ita Enang, had at a press conference on
Friday confirmed that some of officials of the Federal Government
were already holding discussions on how to end the violence.
Enang had said some ministers along with top government officials
from the Niger Delta had opened talks with the governors and
aggrieved people from the region on how to resolve the conflict.
He said the government was prepared to peacefully resolve the
conflict.
He listed Federal Government’s representatives currently engaging
in dialogue with the stakeholders in Niger Delta to include the
Minister of Interior, Gen. Abdulrahman Dambazau (retd.); Minister
of Niger Delta Affairs, Usani Uguru; Co-ordinator, Amnesty Office,
Gen. Paul Boroh (retd.) and other ministers from the region.
He said, “The Minister of Niger Delta, the Minister of Interior, the
Coordinator of the Amnesty Office have been taking actions
consistent with their powers and with what I know, almost all the
ministers and officers from the Niger Delta region have returned to
their respective states, zones and blocks to talk to their leaders and
their aggrieved persons on the need for us to maintain peace.
“That is going on and they are the representatives of Mr.
President. I will not tell you what Mr. President wants to do in
person but these are officers and offices which are dealing with
this matter.”
Source: PUNCH

http://newsnews.com.ng/buhari-to-implement-yaraduas-agreement-with-ndelta-militants/

Jackie Appiah, who has received several awards and nominations
[which include Best Actress in a Leading Role at the 2010 African
Movie Academy Awards] tested positive for HIV as Vanessa in a
movie entitled – STIGMA.
The Movie also featured Hilda Dokubo, Emeka Ike, Emeka Duru
and Ngozi Nwosu among others, produced and directed by multiple
award winning Nigerian filmmaker Dagogo Diminas. STIGMA is set
to be released this December.
http://date360ng.com/2016/06/05/exposed-jackie-appiah-tests-positive-for-hivaids/

dreceo:
No food. No light. Useless government!

are you sure u re in this country? cz here I dey see light,food

tonytony208:
Practically all these peeps bribed their ways to get their names listed. Some paid as much as 70k and others paid more.

fact n figures else idonbeliveit

maureensylvia:
don't tell me u are a g*y

would av loved to be one but d environment won't alllow