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A sad day in the feminist coven. They have started wailing across social media platforms already. They make one begin to wonder "what do these feminists really want?"

Because, their aspirations, goals and desires come in different variations. Let say, a feminist in Lagos has a different ideology with her comrade who's in Akure. Likewise the one in Jos with different views from the one in Onitsha.

The one that left me startled was after eating some good meals in a posh restaurant, when the bills came the self acclaimed and self promoted feminist started pressing her phone. I thought it's a 50/50 something .

If ah say make you learn digital skills now, some people go talk say na rada rada ah de talk. But na wetin de pay boys bills atm.

Use this time and energy learn some skills that'll lift you out of the trenches. Jobs no de anywhere. Even if you get, na peanuts them go de pay you.

But there's a constant problem a digital skills solves. People wey de make money today, na people wey de solve these problems.

You can as well drop a picture. Let's weigh the pros and cons.

Here for the truths and lies.
For the individuals who will blame their exes.

For them broke ones, who don't have bucks for sustainability but want to use fvck to kill their partners.

For the egoistic narcissist.
For the ones who all what the have is pússy and mouth.

I am here to read through all of y'all. I'll be back later on.

Cakkie:
Hi all,

Pls any trustworthy person on here who can help me recieve some honey in Onitsha and send down to Owerri?

A nairalander wants to send it from Enugu, but there's no one-way bus to do that. I'll appreciate if you can help me recieve it.

Kindly mention me if you wish to help, pls.

Make him use Peace Mass Courier. E go reach Owerri straight.

Datboredberri:
Thanks...

I'll just spend my entire life stalking Rema...

I would still like to go out on a date...

I look like Rema tho!

Better get back your form for next season. No be to de write long threads for twitter.

Congratulations My Gee!

Haha.. Last last boys must chop!
More grease to your hustle my Gee .

Hahaha... .
Regardless of where I am going to, I always go with cash.

OP seems you really like suffering. You're new to getting expensive stuffs right??

My most times girlfriend save up to get me stuffs for my birthday, valentine, anniversary et al. I she usually bills me during those periods (it's normal for women).

Na overthinking de bring trust issues for relationship.

Dorwadora:
I'll stay invisible here and read comments

You got to my dear. Because you're already married.

Oga OP, please take down this post. Don't be the reason Nigerians fall into the hands of cheap scammers. Obi Cubanna doesn't own a Twitter account. That account is run by a catfish or scammer. Scammer most probably.

See hungry Nigerians shouting yes yes without doing due diligence. Na why ponzi scheme na ever green habitat for Naija.

pozehnani:
555 views yet no comments.
Seems a lot of nairaland men are tiny.

Wetin you want make we comment? For thread wey no get head. Also, you said you've already fulfilled your curiosity by seeing a video. So, what TF do you still want to learn from Nairaland men?

Commendable:
she wants to give u onwu ike(hard/painful death)

Haha..

ukaface:
This one too be olosho.
Men take pride in this kind of skills, but they will be quick to talkdown a woman who does same. I blame the society for making oloshoism among men a thing of pride.
See as this one dey feel him life.

How can a sensible person read the thread and type what you just typed. Nawa Oh!

BlueAir:
This one dey ment ni? Who call ur papa for talk here?

Your papa.

BlueAir:
Ur body count is not from here. Hustle no pepper u?

Mine is 4. You can read it from the thread. How about you sir, Mr Holier than Thou. What's your body count? 20, 100? Oh! You've lost count. SMH.

Qpid5:
I stop half way because I couldn't continue reading nonsense

STFU!! Does your reading add any penny to my pocket?

BigYash:
Some dey say weda pussy na him problem. Una no dey fvck ? Op dey share valid info,una dey form. Any girl wen good in bed,must have trained under different coaches. So,if you choose to wife such.. Oyo will likely be your case. Op its well with you.. You're doing well.. Let d vahulens begin..

Many of them are failing to decode the message.

Paulianfa:
U are wise, u see toto? No be one man biz, no mata how strong, tough, rough u be, pußssy go humble u.
I was boasting on how I knack one girl like that until she jumped out of my window not knowing that I was kidding. Mehn the returning match was horrible, she came back prepared to devour and destroy me, hmmmmm she almost killed me. Those memories hurts.

Haha.. Thanks you're still alive my gee.

Donald232:
Run kitikiti Run katakata!!!!!����

Haha..

Sweetplum:
Children

Evening Newspaper.

Vinnie2000:
Lolss, very funny OP.
You see towtow, u dey run??
Your post reminds me of one Erigga's song lyric.
'Omo, no reason am o. Some Girls be like Fan. The way dem go blow David na so dem go take blow Sam.

Why I no go run bros?

When you jam a lady who's actually good in bed, who knows how to glide and swerve, who's responsive and not lying like a deadwood during kpanshing, who after coitus her thoughts doesn't just erase from your memory. Many men I know, will always ask for more.

But for me, I run away. I repeat, when I happen to meet any of these damsels, I flee. My reasons are numerous. But first;

I have come to a personal agreement that girls who really know how to f.ck a d.ck real good are not normal. Maybe, not even the creation of the Almighty. They can ride you to euphoria. Like trojan, tiredness doesn't run in their veins. So where are they getting such adrenaline from?

I remember my Ex, she's a perfect example of this. Sometimes, the only thing I do is to just set up my mamba jumbo for her. Then she'll climb on top, and wow... she cums and I cum. But I always cum first.

I flee away from good f.cking girls because this other lady nearly rendered me d.ckless. When she grabbed my d.ck, her Mouth Gig was so intensed that the aftermath left me in pains. My pen.s was paining me. Did she even chew my pen.s or something? Nah, I don't fvcking even know.
When she was done, immediately I thought I had already contracted an infection because my d.ck felt as though mentol was rubbed on it. I stopped picking her calls. Blocked her everywhere, even in the spiritual realm.

I won't be quick to forget Anna. She always wanted to f.ck me. In a day, sèx between us was from 5 times to infinity. The manner in which she raises her legs and folds up, giving me an unrestricted entrance to her juiciness. Hmm, my d.ck could literally feel her womb when I dig in. That's the only way she can cum. She likes it deeper. But me going deeper means me loosing my sanity.
You know, guys hit the gym while doing a lot of sit ups just to get six packs, with Anna, hitting the gym was never an option for me. Just after three days with her, I started to see some packs emanating from my stomach.

The other who's wild AF! Switching positions like it's formula 1. She introduced me to positions I've never seen. Even p.rnstars don't do that sh.t. After I nearly lost my arm trying to perfect one of her silly positions that was when it dawned on me that this lady isn't even normal. How can a real human be this wild?

I have stopped f.cking girls who are extremely good in bed. Yo!! I can't die on top p.ssy.

My fren, will you goan sleep!!