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martinz23:
Oga abeg teach me the Amazon kdp for free. I don't have the money demanded of me to learn it. Thanks

Please send pm. Notify me when you do.

NaturalKinzzy:
Sir just come teach me how to make money on Amazon

Please send pm. Notify me when you do.

Generalwoodz:
Ocholu, I'm whole-heartedly interested in the Amazon stuff. Could you drop your contact or Whatsapp me on the in my signature?

Please send pm. Notify me when you do.

Victerica:
If na your fellow guy, u no go ever do for am like this...

After, u go say, na charity work

You just open your mouth waaahh and say stuffs as though you know me.

What you just said is typical of yourself.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
What?

You know the table in which we meet. I've some racks for you.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Me?
Capping?
Ok enjoy..

Come back jorrr..

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Really..are you taking me for a joker or what?

This was a simple question but your response was too harsh..

LoL. I thought you were capping. How can I share 1 million dollars What's then my networth .

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Good..1million dollar right?

Noo... 10 million dollars.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Ocholu pls give that lady the money tho...
Will you pls?

LoL. 1 million maybe too much for only her. At least! I am thinking splitting it into 4. They're 5. So, I'll just remove the lady I bought stuffs from.

posty56:
you are considering funding them as their father

Yeahs off course. I share from the fate of people who have helped me previously. Without knowing me, seeing me, or wanting anything to do with me. I always look back, and I am grateful.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Let's welcome the president of nairaland simps..ocholu..
*Claps*
I thought you had a girlfriend tho?

Hahaha.. Thank you! Y'all can now take your seats.

Yeah, I do have a girlfriend. I was only flirting though. Nothing serious . You know!

So, I was extremely bored with everything earlier today, and decided to flirt unprovoked on Tinder. With the kinda pictures my profile holds, I easily match with ladies. Pretty ladies.

It's not about the looks though! But the affluence. Haha. So I matched as many as I wanted and moved the conversation to WhatsApp.

Omo! All the ladies there wants money. Regardless of what they imputed in their profile of this and that, forget am, na money them dey find. One even told me 1 million bucks is enough to have her.

It was a repeated pattern for all they ladies. Look, without benefits of doubts, I was expecting a small margin from the total population to at least want an; independent guy, handsome bobo that is well built, graduate, working, etcetera. But reversed was the outcome.

I've abandoned them chats sha. Because my client who runs me keywords research for my Amazon stuffs sent a beautiful job done. So my boredom was cleared and I went back to hustling for urgent 2k.

Honestly, don't know what I'd have done if I was in these ladies shoes. Maybe I'd request for money too. Or an independent partner (my best bet).

Also, I am seriously considering funding some of them. One told me she's in school and the ASUU strike is telling heavily on her. She can't go back home because, at the moment, it's better to stay back in school.
I am also buying a lot from the lady that sells clothing.

Abeg who go give this overrated OP 30 strokes of the cane?

Fernandez is my Gee. Cool and awesome.

Mysterious account I've encountered on here is that operated by one Jeon. Always dazed!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Ocholu you?

You?
Again..who even appointed you as a president of simps.. without my permission and presence?

My Geeee!!

Some random dudes like that. One said I am the father of all simps haha. Nealy choked on my shît that day .

Afterwards, some comrades brought the proposal to my doorstep, asking to uphold the simp mandatory in Nigeria. I could not not help, but to accept it.

Anyways, you were on Nairaland sabbatical at that time. But I felt your Blessings. Haha.

illicit:
He is a simp

He is not a simp. Stalkers are not simps.

As the president of simps, Naija branch; I just quoted for you a major tenet of our constitution.

humble1010:
Is there any benefit that comes with it?

Yes. There's a 100k stipend attached to every FTCers. That's why you see a lot of folks hustling to comment on a thread first.

Some even go as far as spamming all the thread on here.

Shout out to Seun for this!

Dear OP, you don fvck up! Big-time.

You can PM me her digits. Na this kind logical, calm and mature ladies we dey find. She even sounds more rational than you. All her points are constructive while yours are heavily based on fallacies.

Truthfully, from what I read, 90% of the wahala is coming from you. Look, just know that there won't be any relationship for you if you don't calm down and change your views about how you see people.

Except you jam olodo. Because it seems as though na olodo you want in a woman.

Again! Please do send me her digits. Let me show her who a real man is.

MadamVanessa:



So much for women

The earlier we women look before we leap especially when it comes to marriage, the better for us. Karl Marx once said that religion is the opium of the masses. Let me borrow Karl Marx quote and put it in my own way, thus it goes: Marriage is the opium of women.

It's so surprising that when a guy promise a girl marriage, you see once a sane girl loosing her sanity and become so stupid. She does thing as if she's being hypnotize hence you see them rush into marriage without caring to dig more about the guy before accepting his proposal few months you see them coming to complained bitterly, a great number of them endured so much, they can't speak out because of shame.

If I advise them, they say that I am bitter and jealous of them because I am yet to get married, like wtf. I would've been worried about marriage assuming there was a place God says that it's only those that marry that will make heaven, but inasmuch as God never said so, I am so save whether married or not.

Men also should be very careful with the type of women they walk down the aisle..If you get merged with Satan in form of a wife , you'll forever regret your action.

Hello. Good morning. The young lady asked for an advice. Not this epistemological editorial.

Have a nice day.

Maybe he truly has mental problems.

But come to think of it though! You guys weren't together or technically dating when he had a fling.

So, maybe you should reconsider your thought pattern.

Gofwane:
You guys no dey ever learn.

That girl is mentally unstable and you want to make it quite exquisite and luxury with her abi?
Till she stabs you like Chidinma did to Ataga. The mumu man is dead while the psycho of a girl is busy winning beauty pageant in cell.

How did you come to the conclusions that she's mentally unstable?

Candidlady:
Do have a lovely weekend sir

We can make it quite exquisite and luxury.

NoFucksToGive:
Not defensive was just wondering what is wrong with you .. I have noticed alot of the guys I meet here are generally iliterate or drop outs and it worries me frankly...

I don't mind being a drop out though! As far as I have the bag to feed my family, your family and your entire community. No offense .

I noticed that Nairalanders like you are utterly broke and depressed.

Haha.. Oga said "Vampire Mentality".

But you won't hesitate to use your draculian mentality in offing her pànt.

Haha.. Oga said "Vampire Mentality".

Candidlady:
Okie's and no iam not drunk.

Just a little tipsy I guess.

NoFucksToGive:
Exactly,it was dumb of you to say I sent her a PM, why on earth would I do that? Or you don't know what a PM means you knob head ?

Why are you heavily defensive though? . Anything you're saying is thràsh. Until proven otherwise!

NoFucksToGive:
Sent her. PM? Are you high? Dude get your eyes checked or ask her if I sent her any.. dummy

He said I should ask her. Haha .

Candidlady:
Pathetic !!! The so called redpillers battling over a lady !

Pathetic

Are you drünk or something?
I don't identify as a redpiller.

NoFucksToGive:
Now this is cheap .. I swear I can smell the desperation...
Hehehehe

Coming from someone who has already sent her a PM.

Jbn11:
if you ever give me this kind of advice I will swear for you

Naahh!! With this your comment, I'd just pass. People like you are lazy AF!

If you eventually get the 30k, person like you fit squander am for one seating. You go even carry woman join.