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Romance / Re: Please How Do I Start A Logistics Company/business by Ocholu: 6:22pm On Jun 27, 2023
Lindalilian:
Note: make sure you have an office address
After your built your site
Register the name as a business name under CAC, I'm a certified CAC business registration agent as well, or you can even register it yourself I can guide you for free.
Print the name of your logistics company on your rides.

Make sure to get trusted riders make them no carry people goods Japa!

Thank you dear. Much appreciate. Please do I need any government registration or permit before I can start operations??
Romance / Please How Do I Start A Logistics Company/business by Ocholu: 5:20pm On Jun 27, 2023
Hi everyone, please I need expert advice and help on this.

I want to diversify into the logistics business. Basically, inter-city with the use of bikes and all. So, I want to know the steps involved in starting it.
Steps such as registration and everything government related. How much it will cost etc.
After consulting online, I was getting several confusing or maybe incorrect information.

Also, I will appreciate kind feedback on the business in general. Like what to expect and how to mitigate such expectations. I am posting in this section because of its high readership.

Mods; dominique, Rocktation, farano please help push it to frontpage for wider views and contributions. Thank you.
Romance / Re: My Quest Of Building The Next Generation Of Super Computers by Ocholu: 9:28pm On May 16, 2023
Ikennaford:
Let me tell you the raw truth, you ain't doing shit, african brain is limited, we are born to consume, know this and stop deceiving yourself, beside pesin weh go build deh keepam for himself cus of bad belle people, so op you are dumb like african leaders, no offense

I wanted to pass, but let me just tell you straight. People like you hardly make it in life. People like you are the reason Africans were sold into slavery. People like you hardly progress.

You remember that guy that just finished NYSC but was killed during the just concluded presidential election because he went to steal ballot boxes? Those individuals are your types. Your core species. Failures.

I pity the people around you the most. It's a shame.
Romance / Re: Davido Bought Himself A 2023 Maybach Virgil Abloh Worth A Whooping $530,000 by Ocholu: 4:44pm On Apr 29, 2023
JustMe407:
Wow! This is massive.

Yes chief.
Romance / Davido Bought Himself A 2023 Maybach Virgil Abloh Worth A Whooping $530,000 by Ocholu: 11:28pm On Apr 28, 2023
In the world of luxury automobiles, Maybach has always been a brand synonymous with exclusivity and extravagance. And the 2023 Maybach Virgil Abloh is no exception. This limited edition vehicle is the result of a collaboration between Maybach and fashion designer Virgil Abloh, and only 150 units have been produced worldwide. The car is a work of art, designed with unique details inspired by Abloh's fashion sense.

Davido's recent purchase of the 2023 Maybach Virgil Abloh comes as no surprise, given his love for high-end cars. His impressive collection already boasts a Rolls Royce Cullinan, a Lamborghini Aventador, a Ferrari 458 Italia, and a Bentley Bentayga. The Nigerian superstar is known for his luxurious lifestyle, and he's never shy about flaunting his wealth.

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Romance / Re: It 11 Pm And I Can't Sleep by Ocholu: 11:20pm On Apr 28, 2023
It's normal if you slept in the afternoon.

Even tho the Bible said there is no sleep for the wicked! I hope that you are not very wicked

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Business / Re: Bet9ja Agents Lament ‘unprofitable’ New Target Policy by Ocholu: 11:14am On Jan 06, 2023
Government de tax us; business wey we de manage still wan kill us with overtaxation. Bet9ja no be so oo!

So una want make all Nigerian youths turn gamblers abi?? This is on the metrics that, more sales means more people betting. Which is very unhealthy.

No wonder other sporting companies like sporty bet, 1xbet and the likes have since relegated you guys to the bottom.

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Romance / Re: I'm About To Go On A Vacation To Akwa Ibom Any Advice For Me? by Ocholu: 9:02am On Oct 20, 2022
sageb:


@Ochulo Sir, I want to chat with you concerning the Tech skill program.

Okay bro. Which tech skill program? Send a PM.
Romance / Re: Guy!! Read This If A Lady Has Ever Broken Your Heart Or Not by Ocholu: 10:36pm On Oct 19, 2022
Emilia154:
What of girls that are heartbroken

They should do the same thing too.
Romance / Guy!! Read This If A Lady Has Ever Broken Your Heart Or Not by Ocholu: 3:40pm On Oct 19, 2022
Bro:

Your ex is watching you from afar. She hopes you remain or become a loser, because it confirms to her that she was right in dumping or cheating on you. One of the things w0men dread the most is watching a man they left, thrive without them...

Being a fxcking winner conveys to her that she played her cards wrong & missed out. So stop feeling sorry for yourself, pick yourself up & win. The best revenge is being too pre-occupied with winning to even care about revenging.

Learn or perish!!!

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Romance / Re: How to Protect Your Legit Money from Criminals Like the EFCC and the Govt. by Ocholu: 10:47am On Oct 08, 2022
Great advice. But this is a tedious financial management process.
Romance / Re: Semen Retention Is The Dumbest Thing Ever by Ocholu: 3:08am On Oct 02, 2022
You're dúmb of knowledge. Very dúmb.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Stop This by Ocholu: 9:16pm On Sep 30, 2022
Bro, this is a simple issue. Get the ear phone, plug it back, then remove it. That icon should go away. Do that till it goes away. You way also need to apply some strength. Good luck.

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Romance / I'm About To Go On A Vacation To Akwa Ibom Any Advice For Me? by Ocholu: 4:38pm On Sep 25, 2022
Hi guys, so let me hit the nail on the head ASAP!

Reason I'm soliciting for advice is because I really want to have some swell time with myself. I mean; rest, flex and flirt.

This will be my first time going to Akwa Ibom even though I've been to Calabar many times.

So my peeps where telling me to be careful with them ladies there. I mean, I want to have lots of fun and doing that with the ladies is what I want.

They said a lot of stereotypical statements and was shocked with one of them after I verified it. That the high rate of HIV there is alarming. They're like the no 1 state in Nigeria.

I'm still going there for my vacation tho! Just need some advice on how to play safe.
Romance / Re: Man Arrested After A Random Girl He Brought Home Passed Out During Sex by Ocholu: 8:12am On Sep 16, 2022
Conner44:
I once had an encounter like this and it wasn’t funny. I thought the lady was dead but her heart was still beating. I had to call my neighbors to help me but when we were contemplating on what to do with the body the lady came back to life. It was a memorable night.

Guys listen up, whenever you’re having sex with a lady and she passes out or faints and stays like that for a while, please don’t fret. It’s simply a situation called La Petite Mort aka The Little Death and it affects 5% of sexually active females on this planet.

This situation occurs when the female is experiencing an orgasm, she goes into a state of partial coma and won’t respond to touch, sound or any external stimuli until the phase passes (usually after about 10-15 minutes).

Many ladies are plagued by this peculiar condition and it makes them withdraw into themselves for either fear or shame but I want you guys to understand that this condition exists in our society today. When next you’re having sex and the lady acts like she’s dead , please don’t panic. Just take a few minutes to refresh yourself and get ready for another round when she wakes up. You just succeeded in sending her to cloud 9 and she will be very grateful to you for your understanding if you learn not to freak out during the episode.

And as for the ladies that have this condition, I want you to know that you are very special and beautiful. I understand what you pass through during intercourse and I will do my best to sensitize my fellow brothers as to your plight.


This is a very dangerous advice. People without any medical licenses will just be spewing trash.

Guys, if you girl passes out (stops breathing) during coitus, the first thing to do is CPR. The idîot that I quoted was just lucky. You may not.

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Romance / Re: HIV Scare; My Experience After Cond*m Bursted by Ocholu: 9:49pm On Sep 14, 2022
Southpole5917:



so you will Not bleep again till Marriage? shocked

Hopefully Sir!
Romance / Re: HIV Scare; My Experience After Cond*m Bursted by Ocholu: 6:08pm On Sep 12, 2022
AntichristXXX:
PEP is free sha.

Yes. In government owned hospitals.
Romance / Re: HIV Scare; My Experience After Cond*m Bursted by Ocholu: 4:30pm On Sep 12, 2022
Rahkman:
Nigerian girls are very dirty and careless, they don't do check up, they don't care about their health all they know how to do is do hookup and jump from one dick to anoda, shout out to nigerian guys tho we are very clean and conscious of our health please always use a condom to fùck this useless animals and dump them afterwards.....if you think I am lying have u seen any nigerian girl open any thread about how she nearly caught HIV or insist on a guy using condom on her ...you will never see that here they will instead insist on you to go raw on them....very dirty animals angry ....God knows I can never marry a nigerian woman spits ...this women don't deserve naija men... they belong to the trenches or dustbin

Oboi calm down. All these bitterness, e be like say them serve you breakfast recently?

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Romance / Re: HIV Scare; My Experience After Cond*m Bursted by Ocholu: 1:07pm On Sep 12, 2022
Freelane33:
What time do you take the pep ?
Try to be taking in the night
So that it won’t hinder your daily
Activities .
Pep is a crazy drug

I already started in the morning. Also, I don't have any side effects from it.

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Romance / Re: HIV Scare; My Experience After Cond*m Bursted by Ocholu: 1:06pm On Sep 12, 2022
Divay22:
Lol grin grin
Your story got me glued thou grin grin

grin
Romance / HIV Scare; My Experience After Cond*m Bursted by Ocholu: 12:02pm On Sep 12, 2022
Arhh!! So guys, it's been a while I posted here. Didn't envisage that my next thread here would be of this nature but then, life happen sometimes.

This may be a long read so continue reading if you want.

So I hooked up with some random girl in my neighborhood. When we were at it, the cond*m burst open. I noticed that in between seconds and quickly ejected my penicillin.

That was when reality dawn on me that "nahh.. I've fvcked up". I looked at my pen*s and saw that it wasn't oily greased. That is, there wasn't much contact with her vig*na fluids.

Omo! I ran to the bathroom, washed my something with all the anticeptics I could see. Made sure I urinated to possibly flush out any nyama nyama from my tract.

After praying to God for forgiveness, I went back to the room. I was surprised that the young lady wasn't really bothered. She just looked at me and went to the bathroom to clean up.

When she came back, she didn't say anything also. I was expecting that, if not for anything, she'd talk about pregnancy because it felt like I came inside her. But she just kept quiet and was operating her phone. My mind was beating very fast at this point.

My whole thought was on HIV. I started to blame myself for the kinda stupid decision I made. I looked at the time, it was late already and so I couldn't possibly dismiss her. I couldn't sleep till morning. My mind kept racing.

Even though I know about PEP, my mind was bitter because what happened shouldn't have happened. It was a mistake. I couldn't wait for morning ma gee. I just wanted to go to the hospital and get the Post Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP) drug. And start my medication immediately. At least, 30 days of PEP is better than a lifetime of Antiretroviral drugs.

Imagine when it was dawn, around 5am or so, the girl was already touching me. Trying to get me hard. She stopped immediately after she saw my fierce look.

Morning came, I think I was the first person in the hospital premises. I waited till 8am before activities started. They said I should buy card, do this and do that and will still have to stay on queue to see the doctor. When I checked my time it was already past 12 noon. Ha! I told myself that naa.. I wasn't caught up for this sh*t. Drove out from the hospital and started hunting for a good clinic to get the PEP drug.

Luckily enough I was able to find one. Just to note that, all these people that'd just open pharmacy and start selling drugs anyhow. Because from this my experience (maybe I write about it), I realized that some of these pharmacy guys just learnt the business of trading drugs. Nothing else, nothing more.

So the pharmacy clinic I went to first got me tested. I know my status because I regularly do my health check ups. So I wasn't scared. The pharmacist said that the test was important.

He was busy throwing side jabs trying to see that I am scared of the test results. At some point, I had to give him what he wanted. Me, I just wanted the PEP drug.

Test result was out, I was negative. He started counselling me on bla bla bla.

Said the PEP drug has two types, one is 15k and the other, 19k5. I asked him what the difference but he recommended I went with that of 19k5.

Long story short, this is my 10th day on PEP. Because of some reckless urge. I don't feel any side effects from the drug.

I've learnt my lesson and have zipped up totally till further notice. To put it in a better perspective; my pen*s has gone on a fornic*tion sabbatical.

I noticed that Nigerian hospitals and long processes are like 5&6 if not besties. Simple stuffs to be done will take ages of waiting.

My one cent to all them young individuals out there; 5/10 mins of pleasure may bring a lifetime of regrets.

I also thought to myself, what if I was broke and couldn't afford the PEP and other antibiotics I bought? Hmmm!!

Mod front page please.
Mynd44 Lalasticla
Dominique Seun

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Romance / Re: Is Psychic Energy Real? by Ocholu: 5:45am On Jul 02, 2022
Goldbw122:
I think it is a super power that some people have but don't know, it works partially, for me I know what will happen in a sec or min, but don't have the power to change it.. it is like a flash. And before a minutes or sec it takes place.. happens sometimes not all the time.

Please kindly keep kwayet sir.
Romance / Re: What Would You Advice Me To Do In This Situation. by Ocholu: 10:14am On Jun 23, 2022
Bro, you fvck up!
Romance / Re: I'm Suspecting Seun Of An Alternate Account by Ocholu: 8:16pm On Jun 18, 2022
ObamaMessi:
What do you mean?

Calm down and read it. You'll understand.
Romance / Re: I'm Suspecting Seun Of An Alternate Account by Ocholu: 8:07pm On Jun 18, 2022
You think everyone is parasitic like you?

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard For A Man To Forgive A Woman Who Cheated? by Ocholu: 8:42pm On Jun 07, 2022
Ogbrave:
Hmmmm..it is simple sir...women in Nigeria are dependant...they don't work or make their own money...why would a broke woman leave her relationship that pays her ...they are pained and they get hurt but they love for conditions..so they can easily switch focus from your cheating to whatever condition she came for.
If a woman has her own money or knows she would get half of her husband money..she would not forgive you once you cheat...they would fight for a divorce or breakup...it is just in this part of the world that women condole alot from cheating men...we feed them..they can't survive on thier own..

Beyonce forgave Jay Z.
To mention but a few. A

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard For A Man To Forgive A Woman Who Cheated? by Ocholu: 7:26pm On Jun 07, 2022
burritto:
Men are natural hunters, they hunt for women and that’s why when the woman cheats it hurts a lot cos his ego has been bruised.

He hunts and bring them home as his spoils and it’s never funny when another man taste from it. Personally I’ll never forgive a cheating spouse

Why though?

Any personal experiences??
Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard For A Man To Forgive A Woman Who Cheated? by Ocholu: 5:48pm On Jun 07, 2022
Hmmm!!

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Romance / Why Is It Hard For A Man To Forgive A Woman Who Cheated? by Ocholu: 5:05pm On Jun 07, 2022
So today, I was catching up with my buddies when this topic came up. We analyzed it critically with everybody giving his/her own opinions.

I found out that, man! A woman can easily and quickly forgive a man who cheated on her than a man to do so.

Some of my buddies opined that men are polygamous in nature hence, the natural exception. I find their assertions quite disturbing. Because if a woman can forgive and accept back a man who cheated on her, so should a man.

A lady who was with us also said that even though men are the ones who cheat the most, when a woman cheats; all hell let loose. But if it's a man, no noise is heard. Why so??

The other dude was like, if his woman cheats, he'd forgive and accept her. But it's just for the fun of it. That he won't take her serious again.

So in the end, men cheating is somehow normal and acceptable. But a woman's own is a sacrilege and abomination.

It's the double standard for me.

Mods, help propel to FP abeg. Make person get wider opinions.

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Romance / Re: Please Advise by Ocholu: 9:40pm On Jun 05, 2022
You've got no problem now. Just quote the dude called Boogeyman. He knows all the brothels in Lasgidi and its environs.

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