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This one is currently on his 4th bottle of erujeje.

You said we should help you beg your girlfriend. Yet you failed to drop her digits or moniker .

At 40, you're about fulfilling a popular English adage oh! So buckle up!

nachisunday:
This MAN!! FOTO,
I will soon i will soon beat someone child now..lmfaoo

Bro you no get joy ooo.
Tho No problem but now you are the problem for choosing A and B, those two tight ass, Come on now. ooh now i understand, You gat a broom d!ck lolzzzzzz....I come in peace
So bro how far na how is the family?..

Omo! Chairman! You see me for dream?

I choose my spec, what's all these para for? Na your spec I choose?

Better de calm down oh!

nachisunday:
Comrade if you know
FERNANDEZISBACK

please where is he/she? Already missing he/she

She's currently in Ukraine holding it up. Any problem sir?

Anyways, my spec is A & B, any day, any time; twice on weekends. Those ladies with gap thighs drive me crazily insane.

Wetin ah just read like this

If you join moaning spaces for Twitter nko, wetin you go do?

Moaning is an art I know a lot of ladies fake a lot. Naso wan girl like that, I never even put prîck finish, she don start to de moan loudly like cow. I just told her to behave herself.

NwaAmaikpe:





Tom Brady was good but can by no standards on a stretched lenght be called a Greatest of All time in sports when compared to CR7. Legend would have just been the most appropriate term for CR7 to have used.

So, I don't know if to call it humility or just plain mockery.

There's Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Michael Schumacher, Muhammad Ali, Tom Brady, Roger Federer and Usain Bolt, they all set records in their respective fields but globally only one name comes to mind when the term G.O.A.T is used in sports.

Just like there is only one GOAT in showbusiness and he is Michael Jackson,
Likewise, there is only one GOAT in the world of sports, and he is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro.

I really think that you lack basic comprehension Oga. Ronaldo calling him a GOAT doesn't mean he (Tom Brady) is the goat of all sports like you insinuated. Ronaldo termed Tom Brady the goat of his own sport which is American football.

Read to comprehend next time. No be to de open mouth waaahh!!

That dude can lie for Africa and the world at large. Dear OP, is he related to any minister of information?

Stay jiggy op. Him no deserve you.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


HAND FIT BEND to any Angle but PREEK no FIT...



E get the ASHAWOO BANI of 18yrs wey I NACK Las WEEK..


As NEPA take LITE 4 d ASHAWOO house, Na SO I BEND DOWN begin SUUCK her KUNTUS wit my TONGUE..



IF u SEE how dis ASHAWOO BANI begin MOAN..


I SWEAR DOWN


D Tin SWEET her WELL WELL...


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Omo! Better carry that your kuntus mouth to the lab tomorrow for proper test, vaccination and treatment.

Abi you don use weed burn am?

Nonexisting:
So I guess congratulations are in order here. Happy simping brother.

Thanks Bros.

InfinityFabric:
But you're giving no context tho, you're just making emotional argument.
The context matters, what led to it from the beginning. He might be CORRECT or WRONG, until you put things into perspective you're just playing into the hands of larger stupid, ignorant and less educated audience.

MAKE DETAILED CRITICISM PLS

Bros, this your comment shock me oh! Maybe you just skimped through the post.

I am not in anyway arguing or critiquing. Matter of fact, I want him to be correct. That's anybody's busy.

To properly put it in view for you, I am really happy that some random individual called me the greatest simp on Nairaland. The above statement forms the basis/context of the thread.

Hahaha.. Wetin mankind no go ever see. I just logged in to Nairaland. And as usual, several mentions. The one that caught me and got me rolling on the floor was by HenryDion

He said I am the "greatest simp on Nairaland". LoL. I am loving this my new title oh! Damnit!! I accept his assertions as a compliment.

If only I can edit my moniker to maybe; Ocholu_De_Simp. Haha. What do you think Seun? Please permit my request.

From today henceforth, any simp related issues should be brought before my befall. I have real life antidotes for em.

I also wish sm was real life LoL. A lot of pretenders and sheepdogs out here. They come here and shout Alfa mail, redpill and other unwanted concussions but in reality, they can't even stand a real nigg**. Not much about that though! You hear stories about them begging our beautiful ladies to just dip the tip of their dysfunctional pénis. Individuals who ain't confident. Etcetera etcetera. Abeg una matter don tire me.

Yours truly
Ocholu_De_Simp.

I spend an average of 3k5 on a meal. I eat more than twice in a day. Sometimes 2 times max. Other days, 4 times max.

Back in the days, if you see food chop sef. Just thank God. I'm grateful for winning in life.

GooodHardDick:
I'm not supposed to be replying you.

U created a thread on how you fought a redpiller and saved his gf, what manner of Simpson is that?

U can stop simping or continue, either way, the Choice is yours!

Nigerians ehnn!!

Always reading from their ànús.

GooodHardDick:
Normally, we know you're a simp. You either stop simping or you can continue. The Choice is yours!

Haha..

I chose making lot of bucks and removing my family from the trenches.

So, make a choice now. Or die wailing everyday about women.

MCKitchen:
I

Nasty!!!

Not Nasty. That's a reality check!

Oga! Take your queries to the Lord in prayers. We have other petinent issues at hand to tackle.

Na broke people de suffer from hard to get syndrome. If you have or you're facing such fate rn, I don't need to tell you what to do.

So, no experience from me. Na soft life only.

Sahel Savanna is a lonely vegetation.

Please take a screenshot of what we're to like and comment. Or drop the IG handles make I contribute my quota.

Nigeria is too dangerous to click on any kinda random link. Even if it's 100% like Instagram's own; I get trust issues abeg.

MCKitchen:
If you drive latest BMW you consider attention waves but when you pull up with your bike no one gives a look except how-to steal Dem bike's. Crazy world.


Oh really, how old are you?

Old enough to release healthy spermicides .

AoifeNightfall:
This is what I think some nairalanders smell like from their monikers.

I'm guessing.

Jeon..... You smell like K-pop stars

Candidlady.... You smell like Ganja.

You got it all wrong for Jeon. Absolutely wrong. Please better decipher her truer smell.

Candidlady is so on point . Nice one.

MCKitchen:
If you drive latest BMW you consider attention waves but when you pull up with your bike no one gives a look except how-to steal Dem bike's. Crazy world.

I cruise with a BMW 335i

Datboredberry:
I'm in Abuja... So the distance is an issue... Thanks though

Ah ahnn.. what happened to flights and all? Plus Abj is my turf too.

IJEYdiamond:
But how did u people think u could beat man city...

Lol.... i was not expecting so much goals... but wao wo.. i was shocked 4.......Lol... i know some people didn't sleep well last night... and for some na grooving things. .....

I didn't sleep well . Banters were shot from different sides.

gaftsoil:
She does nt support chelsea because u love football. She supports chelsea because a guy that she loves is a chelsea fan. Find another girlfriend. Gaftsoil don talk.

Okkk.. Next!!

Datboredberry:
I just remembered your offer... You're in Lagos, right?

Yass.. Currently in Lagos.

remsonik:
To be homeless in Canada is better than being homefull in Nigeria

Is that the question the op asked? Abi na to de open mouth waaahh

Datboredberry:
Twice!

Huh!

Magnoliaa:
Mtcheeeeewwwww. Yaaaawwwnnnsssss.

Why do you like hissing on my threads? What could I have done to you?

Agbegbaorogboye:
Are you not the same guy toasting one babe on another thread?
Your girlfriend must hear dis!!

Hahaha.. I was only flirting Sir.

RapistOnBail:
Be like na Abboki Loud you Dey buy

Hahaha.. Bro, it has been like that since my Uni days. I made reference to it some time ago and some dudes here thought that I was capping.

Some even said that I wasn't dragging it enough. Me wey dey drag am pass tiger gen.