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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 10:29pm On Sep 23, 2014
JeffreyJamez: I'll take it You're a Chelsea fan grin
LMAO. I'm not a chelshit fan, I don't look like a tout.grin I'm a Man Utd fan - Red Devils. cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 10:20pm On Sep 23, 2014
obayaya: The useless team that just lost to Southampton angry
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1493044_lmaoo_jpgf5b5a27bfd8d9de389e663b3e778dc7a

Buwahahahaha . Oh my days!! LMAO. This feels good. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 9:35pm On Sep 23, 2014
obayaya: No, I wasn't embarassed

I was mourning the death of a team tongue
Which useless team do you even support? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 9:33pm On Sep 23, 2014
teeo: Alabukun Na old days. I have a bottle of whiskey somewhere, so alomo is off duty for a while grin
LOL. You need to ditch that Whiskey and come taste this ofe ndi Anambra (Anambra's soup) - BITTER LEAF SOUP. One taste, and you are a goner. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 9:18pm On Sep 23, 2014
teeo: Not bad Bro, cold weather in the morning. Traffic for evening. Sipping the spirit while I prepare to sleep
. Spirit ke? What happened to your alabakun/alomo? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 9:13pm On Sep 23, 2014
teeo: Some people take things personally, me I done close that chapter.
Sips my Orijin
different strokes... for different peeps... We all are different.

How's your day bro?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 9:08pm On Sep 23, 2014
obayaya: Teeo doesn't scare me.. I can handle him wink grin
lol. you're rejoicing last sunday, when my team was getting whooped, right? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 9:03pm On Sep 23, 2014
IrishKez: Mr Ochon with all due respect I think it's high time I correct a wrong notion you have continuously belabored on here:
Obayaya is my brother and friend, from the same state, from the same region and the same dialect.
Am sure he laughs at your ignorance(this is not meant to be insult pls) each time he reads your post
I don't do online relationship(s) either for real or for the fun of it.
With all due respect, I will appreciate it if you STOP peddling my name ignorantly cos it's already getting at me although it's all for the fun of it from your own standpoint sad
lol. I was just clowning around. No need to get worked up for it. It's alright. smiley
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 4:32pm On Sep 23, 2014
Ksslib: Ahem. Tenks. Fyh, coog, lagunna mik and all.

Sometimes na this kain small motivation dey change person game.

*********
Fuckyouhard I'm curious though. You used a bar I freestyled against bukato with, as personals. That battery and microsim ish. I guess I shot myself in the foot there. But i checked the lines again, cant seem to find the error.
Nice one my last born, you did poppa proud. grin I'll ghostwrite for you next time, so you will win. gringrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 3:45pm On Sep 23, 2014
softsparkyy: I haf cum... oya gimme.
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 3:43pm On Sep 23, 2014
Viewing this topic: IrishKez, teeo(m)


*whistling* Obayaya, don't say I didn't warn you o. See as your boo dey for inside one room with Teeo ALONE. Ok o.*singing* Double wahala for deadi body. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 3:41pm On Sep 23, 2014
teeo: If you ever repeat this again, na beat i go beat you that day... Vernacular speaking is not allowed
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 3:31pm On Sep 23, 2014
GIYAZZ: Yo Coogar! Check another verse from my bro.

King Henry VIII

Yo, am a sick mixture of Peter Petrelli and the
wizard of Oz/
Slash Logan Fell, slash Wolverine, slit ya wid
clawz/
Meanin, i tear you apart like a letter from my
eX, you niccas' gettin me vexed, with all dat
digity bluffs/ Hutus in my head, All i can think of
is genocide/
Murder in my brain wid frequent urges to kill, its
like am lookin thru Hitler's eyes/ Crazy thoughts,
like stabbin my pregnant baby moms/
Strappin up with AC bombs, and blowin up a
Stay-di-yum (stadium)/ 10times indianapolis
speedway, wid millions in it/
Repeat the Hiroshima terror with a little bit of
killin/
And have d media call me a psychopath, cuz rilly,
nicca am illin/
And also a world class lyricist, just like Bob
Dylan/
Auction market flow, battlin me is for-bidden/
Blow brains outta form(FORM), nicca ffuck what
you feelin/
La costra nostra, suka nuke and bust ya/
You inda danger room wid a monster/
Picture Idi amin & Hussien in one body/
Charles mason, Fred Kruegger, kill ya for fun/
There is nothin you can tell me, am hustler wid a
mean mug/
Steady gettin paper all day like a fax machine
does/
Am inda city gettin head like Bill Clinton/
You? You inda city wid some couple gays
kissin/
Look, am just like Jehova, i dont like ffags/
So I should burn ya till you turn into some fine
ash/
Cuz why real niccas is inda cypher flow-hancin/
You in a corner wid yo boyfrends, Bro-mancin/
Nun, i dont like fuckers, not a football fan, i dont
like suckers (soccer) buh roll wid tight ballers/
You are wack too, step up and d crowd'll boo you/
My rhymes manipulate d crowd like a hatian dark
voodoo/
So sayin you rap as good as me, kid thats boo-
hoo/
I've seen xmas gifts rap(wrappd) tighter than you
do/
Dayuuumm!! This shít is tight.
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by ochon: 3:24pm On Sep 23, 2014
Nice battle from fuckyouhard and Ksslib. Ksslib, I'm proud of you son. You've improved. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon:
softsparkyy: Odika I choro ka m create thread na isi gi abi?
Mbakwa o. Ecreati kwana thredi obuna n'isi mu, ichoro nka ndi mmadu si na ina enye nwoke joro njo kamu, greenlight.? crycry Also, imana otutu umu nwoke na aku gi ajo anya. wink ha hu na omu ka ecreatiri theadi n'ihi ya, ha ga ebido buwerem akpo. sadsad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 10:30am On Sep 23, 2014
dre11: No wahala...
I hope say that ur crush is one of the offline stuff ur dealing with
LOL. You don carry come. I no get crush. How are your numerous E-wives? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 10:04am On Sep 23, 2014
dre11: Okay..
Nah Wetin go come give the zeal to start it again
LOL. Maybe, When I'm done with some offline ish. I think with time, I'll get my zeal back.
Family › Re: We Met On Nairaland And Today We Are Married! by ochon: 9:44am On Sep 23, 2014
Idowuogbo: U sef no worth am abeg! U no see as you resemble dem agberos wey MC olumo dey use as bulletproof? To worsen matter, u come dey look dey point em nasty azz fingers dey form yoh yoh and na ya likes hunger dey wire.Oshisko!
https://www.colourbox.com/preview/3461179-872585-laughing-out-loud-emoticon.jpg
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 9:36am On Sep 23, 2014
dre11: See this one
Its matters if the hand joor....

U no dey update ur diary again....abi u don close am ni
I didn't close it. Just lost interest in it. No zeal to continue so I stopped.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 9:22am On Sep 23, 2014
dre11: Ochon and softsparkyy...
Make una dey code in ur lang

But just know I did understand everything
We're discussing matters of the heart. tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 9:21am On Sep 23, 2014
softsparkyy: Ishsoph be honest, Ochon achutubeghi nwanyi before. Nwata nwoke a ne-eme ihere too much. imagine after all my green light. .....the guy e bone oo mu. Thank God for spikeC that rescued me.
Gbamu ukwu n'eze!! Greenlight? Afudimu redlight k'ofo nke green. Soft, gini mere eji awhyne mu too much. sad cry
Education › Re: Some Of The World's Most Dangerous And Unusual Journeys To School. by ochon: 8:58am On Sep 23, 2014
This is really touching. WOW!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 8:39am On Sep 23, 2014
softsparkyy: Good morning dear...grin
As if you too no like better thing.
Good morning mmanu añu. I no go lie, ife oma na adim mma n'aru. embarassedgrin kedu ka abali gi di?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 8:38am On Sep 23, 2014
Ishsoph: Ife m'anaro agwa gi bu na amam k'isi etiwasi umunwanyi obi. achiro m k'imee ya nwnne m nwanyi. sad

Ututu oma
Achutube'm nwanyi before, so kedu otu isi mara n'anam etiwasi obi umunwanyi? Softsparkyy ga agbaram aka ebe, juo ya.sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 7:19am On Sep 23, 2014
softsparkyy: Nna it's not my fault. Body no be firewood. ee need m itu my engine mmanu maka ita nchala.

Ishsoph, will spikeC ever come back? tell him I miss him plenty.
shockedshocked Ife nsonye atugbugo gi. gringrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 12:01am On Sep 23, 2014
Ishsoph: Okakwara gi mma n'aka gi di ocha. Maka n'ana m agba agbajo. M'egwuregwu gi anyi achoghi. undecided
LOL. Orugo otu ahu? Na wa o. Mana Irish bu asa Obayaya na, gini mere obara gi ji adi oku. Onwere ife inaro agwa'm? wink
Family › Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by ochon: 11:55pm On Sep 22, 2014
Kanwulia: You know now. . . when those MUGUS wake up the MODS. . . .
dem nor go see the original tinzzzz!
mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

Off today and it is gonna be a night of mischief. . . . grin
Night of mischief? Play IT safe o. grin
Family › Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by ochon: 11:54pm On Sep 22, 2014
Kanwulia: I saw the 'report post' M0R0NZZZ at work. cheesy
Just having fun. . . . grin
True that. They'd have reported you right away. gringrin But dang!! Those juggs were huge. lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by ochon: 11:50pm On Sep 22, 2014
Kanwulia: Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

NL too dull jor. . . JUST TO MAKE THINGS A TAD INNARESTIN. . .
Glad you appreciate!
I am celebrating a small fortune this week. . . cheesy
LOL. Anyway, it's nice you removed them before them mods ban you till eternity. Not that you fear bans anyway, you have a way of bringing out thousands of IDs already created. grin
Family › Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by ochon: 11:47pm On Sep 22, 2014
Lord forgive me eyes. *face plam* Kanwulia, why are you now removing them? grin
Family › Re: Losing Post-delivery Belly Fat? by ochon: 11:44pm On Sep 22, 2014
OMG!! Kanwulia, you strong gan. See as you upload your "juggs" pics!! shockedshockedshocked am I seeing double? shockedshocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 11:12pm On Sep 22, 2014
softsparkyy: Ochon, aka m na obim di ocha, eziokwu.
Mbanu!! Aka gi digodi ocha, Obi gi a mara mma, adiro ocha, ma ncha. lipsrsealedlipsrsealed

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