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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:33pm On Sep 25, 2014

LaBellaMafiaZA: LMAO!!! You're crazy

LOL. Ghanaians don't keep their lady waiting. Trust me, he's coming. wink

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:26pm On Sep 25, 2014

LaBellaMafiaZA: You're so sweet. Thank you, hun.

Looks like my Ghanaian warrior is MIA today

Waves @ mrham.

And you are more sweet. I like carefree your attitude too. Keep it up.

As for your prince in shinning armour, he's coming online soon. He went to get his SPEAR, so he can spear your disturbers, SHAKA ZULU STYLE. grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:23pm On Sep 25, 2014

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]That's Eminem ft Rihanna. So you're into that kind of music? Which other?[/color]

I love this new song by Obatala titled "Thunder fire you, JeykllAndHyde." It's a nice song. grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:22pm On Sep 25, 2014

waxdude: ore mi nwannem nwoke.....como estas

Brodamus, I'm doing great. Had a hectic day. How are you doing?

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:17pm On Sep 25, 2014

safarigirl: buff? Lol....this yeR's contestants are bland compared to the Chase mates.no be these ones for be 'hotshots' nothing hot here.

Yeah. The SA guy is okay looking, one of the best-looking guys this season. I think Idris from TZ is the best-looking one so far.

I'll call Luis MC Hammer, they look alike....Permithius seems like someone I'll like, he has an air of class and maturity to him- hope I don't get disappointed. For the ladies, Mira is the prettiest but she seems like anothe Dillish or a Jennifer.

I'm interested in Permithius and Idris for now, don't care for the others. But things may change when the show begins......that's all I'm seeing from the hotshots so far

LOL. Safari, I swear, you'd be Biggie. You have already crammed their names? Apart from Alausa, Idris, JJ, Mira, The S.A guy, Lilian, and the Ghanaian chick, I can't even remember the rest, much less, their names. Abeg, when the full list is out, help me paste all their names and pics in one single post so I can memorise them please.

This year's contestants, are just bleh!! I'm disappointed for real. How the fùck do Endemol choose these peeps? Don't they see, Elikem, Bolt and Hakeem's look-alikes? This show might turn out to be a borefest!!

Anyway, what I want the most is for the Naija male rep, to be as hot as the female rep. And he better don't be a Neyl (of last season). This time around, I'm not doing nationality if the Naija rep is boring. I am voting based on performance not nationality. Better tell Uti on Twitter to give us sure guy as a rep o. grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:06pm On Sep 25, 2014

IloveGH: Ochon the wise man has spoken.

My respect!

My bruv!!

Hey, longest time. Where went you all these while?

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 2:17pm On Sep 25, 2014

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]I know you'd like to be in my shoes but she's been taken by me and me, she. I'll happily let you have her lover, JovialJov; implicitly, she professes her love for you whenever we speak.[/color]

@ Embolden, I love you the you lie. undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:49pm On Sep 25, 2014

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]My friend, sharap there! We won't be watching, too. StateOfMind & I will be peeping in when we like. Oh, and JovialJov, too. [/color]

My illegitimate child, grin

are you trying to tell me you are dating StateOfMind and her lover, Jovialjov? grin

How come you know this? tongue

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:39pm On Sep 25, 2014

safarigirl: Welcome the next set of hotshots guys. LabellamafiaZA come and see your Bro

Permithias- Namibia(25)
https://maishamagic.dstv.com/files/2014/09/Permithias-Namibia-682x1024.jpg

Nhlanla- South Africa (24) FINALLY!
https://maishamagic.dstv.com/files/2014/09/Nhlanhla-South-Africa-673x1024.jpg

Resa-Zamba (25)- kinda looks like a dude
https://maishamagic.dstv.com/files/2014/09/Resa-Zambia-616x1024.jpg

Seems like the guys are more "buff" than this year's ladies. I just pray they ain't all a bore. The S.A guy is not looking bad at all. Ladies will like him. Last year had more hunks, though.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:32pm On Sep 25, 2014

... And just like I envisaged, the moronic and pathetic bigots have taken over thread. For Christ's sake, can't we get along without the damn E-fights all the time?!! Anywhere you find a Nigerian and a Ghanaian on a thread, they tend to fight. This is childish. Can't we criticise each other and taunt each other without it spiralling to full-blown hatred and war?

Nigerians and Ghanaians are friends real life, why can't it be so online? Taunting and criticising each country is allowed, it makes the thread lively, I welcome it. But when it turns to an E-massacare, it becomes grotesque and dreadful. O0xgen, Wale112, let's keep the attacks moderate. You can taunt back, but let the comment not get over-the-top. If y'all want fight, take it to another thread. This thread is not to serve such purposes.

@LaBellaMafianZA & Mrham03, I love the chemistry between you too. Y'all shouldn't leave or stop because of ANYBODY!! There's n derailing crime on this thread majority of what is done is derailing. That's how we keep this thread going. Without derailing, this thread will wind up in a bin. Do your thing, don't fear nobody

@Ghkwame1, I see you bro. You still fighting my Nigerian brothers? grin

you no dey tire for all these silly E-fights? Anyway, keep defending your country sha, just make sure you greet THEAMAKA for me, and hook me up with one sexy Ghanaian lady. You know I love Ghana girls. wink

@Rusello, Wildchild1 a.k.a I.K, StateOfMind, Ksslib the long-necked ostrich, JeykllAndHyde a.k.a Jetli and Seek, Safarigirl, Dominique that saves me from AuntySpambot grin

, Ellab, CestMoi1, Waxdude, Tunbebes, Lmtm, Psychedelia, Giyazz, Reincarnated, IyawoTM, Lertee, Ozodigbo, Dannyxy, Ginger, Royalpearl my Ghanaian crush,Volvo, and others too numerous to mention, I see y'all. Greeting to y'all. Won't be watching this edition, but with y'all on board, I'm damn sure I'm gonna have a helluva time from the updates. cool

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by ochon: 12:02pm On Sep 25, 2014

Happy birthday to my personal person, and the most sociable person I've known on here. Very carefree and always happy. May God bless you and grant you all your life desires, Amen. Have fun my brother. cool

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 11:55am On Sep 25, 2014

Ksslib: Yes. Den dem go activate you after saying the request dey process. If e tey and them still no send you message say you don enter the plan. Dial the code like 6times see.

If e still no work, call customer care say make them activate PAYG plan for you.

OK, two more question. Can I use this plan on a modem for my laptop browsing? that's the area I need it the most. And must I recharge first before I can switch to the PAYG plan?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 11:53am On Sep 25, 2014

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Ksslib. Ochon.[/color]

My illegitimate child, how are ya? grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 11:38pm On Sep 24, 2014

Ksslib: Who talk am? Na lie jare.

Something wey me don share give people tire via wifi plus feed from people too.

The only plan I know of that cannot be shared via wifi is mtn's bbc daily 100nira sub thats capped at 3gig. Works on only BB devices.

OK. Once I recharge, I go just dial that code you listed, abi?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 11:20pm On Sep 24, 2014

Ksslib: I dont quite get. But if what you mean is if it works on BB and android, yes it does. I use mine on my samsung galaxy.

Plus you can share it to other devices or feed from them via wifi.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Wow!! But I thought that eti doesn't share data through WIFI?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 10:55pm On Sep 24, 2014

Ksslib: Etisalat Payg plan..

Dial *229*5*7# .. When it activates, you'll be charged 15naira for every 5mins unlimited download you make..

15naira ---- 5mins
xnaira ---- 30mins = 9O naira for 30mins .. Then 180 naira for 1hour unlimited download...

I have a special sim for this.. I dont call with it. Anytime i load money, i just start browsing till it finishes.. And note:: the 15naira is deducted automatically every 5mins, so no need to re-subscribe every 5mins.. Works on laptop too. Even with as little as 100/200naira, i dey wreck damage..

If you have any question, ask..

*******
scon P, thanks. I am flattered.

WOW!! Does it work on both BB plan and Android plans?

Properties › Re: Nigerians In Ghana Control Over 50% Real Estate Investments by ochon: 10:43pm On Sep 24, 2014

Aranaa: This site has really opened my eyes to a lot of things I was not aware of. What I don't understand is, if you say Ghana is so useless etc. Why are you proud of believing that you actually control 50 percent of our economy? Does this help the average Nigerian in Nigeria? Smdh

Actually, you are wrong. You are a Ghanaian living in Nigeria right? Have you seen the hate (BTW Ghanaians and Nigerians) you see on NL, offline? Out there in Nigerian street? Don't judge with NL. This bickering and madness ends on NL. Most of these people are just jobless lots bickering like women on their periods (no offence to women). I've got mad love for Ghana peeps, and my friends in Ghana tells me good tale about Ghanaians. We love each other but bicker online. That's just it.

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Nairaland General › Re: Banega Is Scammer by ochon: 8:27pm On Sep 24, 2014

KelvinGraphics: Isi gini??

Wia ris the Banega na. She don deny the claim abi she don deactivate??

we're waiting for him. I don't think he'll be coming back though.

Nairaland General › Re: Banega Is Scammer by ochon: 8:16pm On Sep 24, 2014

Idowuogbo:

I had to share mehn...the swagga no b here.

LOL. So you were checking random profiles, hoping to see a Bradley Cooper look alike, but unfortunately, you're suckerpunched? Take heart. grin

Nairaland General › Re: Banega Is Scammer by ochon: 8:14pm On Sep 24, 2014

KelvinGraphics: Nwanne, Biko gini ne eme here?? Asi na Banegaa abi na Banga mere gini??

Nwanne mmadu, I heard the person behind the moniker, Banega, has been a male all these while, masquerading as a female. It's not hard to believe if you've been on NL for long. This is internet, anything can happen.

Nairaland General › Re: Banega Is Scammer by ochon: 7:31pm On Sep 24, 2014*

Idowuogbo: Ochon, see swagga

If u laugh dia hen

https://www.nairaland.com/mention

Buwahahahahah.. Badosky, you just made bawl out my eyes right now. LMAO!! Why are you this wicked? grin

Oh boy, see Wizkid reloaded.

*singing* Someboy saveeeeeeee meeeeeee

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1493044_lmaoo_jpgf5b5a27bfd8d9de389e663b3e778dc7a

Nairaland General › Re: Banega Is Scammer by ochon: 7:27pm On Sep 24, 2014

Just local search "Banega," start from page 3 and read downwards, you'll see a lot of 'admirers' who never knew the SHE was a MALE. Singing different love songs to HIM and sending PMs to HIM. grin

special condolences to Swaggot00 and Kaycii1 who had sleepless night over their fellow man. grin

Nairaland General › Re: Banega Is Scammer by ochon: 7:07pm On Sep 24, 2014

Faun: It serves all you i..d.iots right.
All you loners who come to Nairaland sending PMs to girls with "F" signs on their profiles because you're searching for love and hoping to take it to the next level.
The Nairaland webfolk now wrongly believe I'm a psycho because I keep telling girls to send me newwdz. But have you really taken time to ask yourselves who needs love when you can have newwdz instead?
In due time, you shall come to understand that I am perfectly normal. And not just that - the wisest guy on Nairaland.

Newwdz master, what's up with your man, Psychedelia? Ain't seen that brother in decades.

Nairaland General › Re: Banega Is Scammer by ochon: 6:51pm On Sep 24, 2014

kagari: .
Sister believe me, the monicker made a very senseless comment, i decided to viwe d pic of could av made dat comment, to my greatest surprise, it was my girls pic i saw there, i called her she said her cousin always begs her for her pics everyday, she decided to oblige. She didnt know he was a scammer, as we speak they are big time quarreling cuz she didnt know he was using her picture to scam.
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D guy called me saying he was a cultist that i should watch my back, d ediot 4get say he is not safe 2. I did dis peacefully, told my girl to stop but he decided to be silly calling to threathen me say he is number one in owerri. Small boy wey just enta bush yesterday

https://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by ochon: 11:15am On Sep 24, 2014

Ksslib: thanks. I too felt it. By haphazard, you mean they were too common? or elaborate better..

I developed interest cos its a creative art that lets you think. Keeps the brain busy, and over time, i believe can improve problem solving skills cos you have to read inbetween the lines most of the time to decipher, plus pay attention to small details. Above all, its good sport for the brain..

Common ke? Nah. Your writtens packed enough heat. What I mean is that you had better punches, but they weren't "consistent." As in, they didn't rhyme. For example, your puncheslines/wordplays might end with let's say, 'ate', but the build-ups to the punches ended with "ter" etc. So your rhyming wasn't consistent, but your opponent's own was consistent rhymming. He made his punches rhyme with his build-ups. Once you rhyme well, you'll be unstoppable there.

And yes, you are right. Those sparring requires deep thinking and increases the functions of the brain, that's why I find it interesting to always come there to read. I also learn new words from the sparring. Nice section.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 11:07am On Sep 24, 2014

obayaya: Akuko Mike ejeagha!!! Nobody will remember a 2 - 1 loss. But Everybody will remember 5 - 3 loss to Leicester of all club for a long time to come

Mtcheeewww. Stop trying to dumb down your pains last night. Everyone, DOA, will remember this loss of Assanal, forever. grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 10:56am On Sep 24, 2014

dre11: Buwhahaha...... Odun ooo

Am still moving on
Am not like someone that just watched and couldn't find his club on the roaster of those that did play

By this time next season, you won't be in Champions League football. Enjoy your loot while the stocks last. angry

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by ochon: 8:44am On Sep 24, 2014

Ksslib: Thanks.

Who be ya son? You wan do frog jump?

LOL. My child, you don improve sha. Your writtens were dópe but your wordings was halphhazard. All the same, you did good. You learned fast o. Wish I could develope interest in that rap battle business.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 8:41am On Sep 24, 2014

dre11: Man-shit and their fans
Its being long I have seen ur team losing a match when they are two goals up

Liverfool fan, you're bragging because you escaped last night, abi? angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 8:35am On Sep 24, 2014

JeffreyJamez: Mchew...abeg fly......not all Chelsea Fans are touts...like touts too don't support man u.

Not all, but majority. tongue

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by ochon: 8:32am On Sep 24, 2014

obayaya: Yeah!!! It feels good..

But not as good as Sunday's massacre

Taa!! Their first two goals was broad daylight robbery at THEIR stadium. But your crappy team lost cleanly at HOME. grin

Romance › Re: Is Jealousy Part Of Love? by ochon: 11:12pm On Sep 23, 2014*

Personally, I can't date or marry any girl that doesn't have a tinge of jealousy for me, and vice versa.

Small jealousy or moderate jealousy is needed, it shows one cares about his or her significant partner. Jealousy is man's nature, so it's nothing to be ashamed of.

However excessive or over-the-top jealousy, is a no-no for me. It kills my love for a girl faster than a marksman bullet to his target. When a girl gets overtly jealous over little things, or even ask I cut off my female friends that have been there before she came, without any CREDIBLE reason(s), then I'll have to find my way out of that relationship. Most times, it leads to headaches from the nagging partner.

But one partner should try his or her best to be open about his or her dealings with opposite genders, to reduce his or her partner's chances of getting overtly jealous. Don't give him or her reasons to get overtly jealous.

Normal jealousy - a welcome development

Excessive jealousy - hell to the NO!!

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