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mukina2: wasted freekick

Jmain: Maybe Shekau is the notorious one they called the Amir . . . . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1912810/day-military-dealt-blow-insurgents#26485423



It must be this guy in blue below . . . . . [size=14pt]Anyone noticed how most of the insurgents on that fateful day wore a colour code of blue[/size] . . . .

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1719894_4_jpgd0096ec6c83575373e3a21d129ff8fef

lomprico: The op did not say he is dead! He got a link from someone and wanted to find out if it is true. Na so una dey take fail exam. Common sense.

safarigirl: her thread was not the sole focus. It was just the inspiration. The main focus is on the insitence that women must manage evryone that comes to them.

Inspiration meaning, what she said led me to compose this thread, it's not a rebuttal or a backlash, it's just an opinion inspiredd by something else I.e this lady's thread. It wasn't her entire thread that sparked it, it was the comments after. The whole "even if you want a tall man, you can just manage one that's short."

She didn't need to put it the way she did, she failed to think of pros and cons and rather than tell women, "it's okay to compromise on certain things" she said "stop loooking for the tall dude, he's not coming"

The fact that he didn't come for her, doesn't mean she has any right to start up a tall-guys bashing thread (which is what she did) as far as she knew, tall guys are mean and unfriendly and aren't husband materials. She'll be shocked I grew up around short men and they're far worse than any tall one I've met.

Once again, this entire thread isn't about debunking her claims, it was just kickstarted by some of her points

shegxi: Op, na u kill am?? Abi na today we don dey here say im don die? Usa say dem kill osama, d president address d nation, we neva hear anybody mention osama again. But our country......today dem go say na capture, trrow na injured during battle, nxt trrow na killed we go hear. FG and d army can so lie!!!

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Finally the big iroko has been brought down and Nigeria will soon begin to experience peace again, after a long while, courtesy of the activities of heartless Abubakar Shekau and his Boko Haram boys.

Gurusloaded.com gathered that multiple sources in and around Borno are confirming that Nigerian military air-strike in the Konduga area has sent the dreaded Boko Haram leader to his grave. News of the death of Shekau and some of his top commanders in the latest battle with troops in Konduga is spreading.

Confirming that Shekau has been killed, one of the residents said: “Look, this picture is being circulated after the attack in Konduga. If you know Shekau very well, you will know he is the one in this picture…

“We all know him very well. Many of his commanders were also killed during the attack. We learnt that some of them that were caught alive are held in the barracks.

“The remaining ones are those attacking people now. They have gone wild, but we were also told that the soldiers are in pursuit of them. Our prayer is that they would all fall and our state can experience peace again."

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Shekau’s reported death is also contained in the account of some of the survivors of an attack of the sect on Mainok on Friday, as they said they were afraid of returning to the town “because we are told the insurgents are mad as a result of the killing of their leader, Abubakar Shekau, in Konduga.”

Reports reaching Tribune in Maiduguri, Borno state capital, indicated that over 300 people were killed when Boko Haram attacked Mainok market on Friday in what was believed to be a retaliation for their leader’s death. They attacked when villagers were in the peak of trading on the market day.

A local, Modu Jakana, who narrowly escaped that attack, told Tribune that the insurgents came in from all angles, “shooting the people as if they were exchanging fire with the military. We don’t know how we escaped, but we were so lucky. They were so determined to kill everybody. I saw so many corpses while we were running for dear lives. At the main road, vehicles that were on top speed also killed so many people as there was confusion everywhere.

“This morning, some of our people told us that over 300 people,
including some of the insurgents, were killed because we learnt that the military came and engaged them in a fierce fight. There is calm, but we won’t return to Mainok.

“For now, they said calm has returned, but we cannot go back because these people may strike again. They said the people (Boko Haram) are mad, following the killing of their leader, Abubakar Shekau, during the attack in Konduga.”

A top source told Gurusloaded.com that Nigeria military authority is trying to confirm the development.

http://www.gurusloaded.com/at-last-boko-haram-commander-shekau-has-been-killed/

Kachisbarbie: Very rude post...I wonder how she felt typing it. A man that paid a ladys' bride price...that's who she is calling plan B...,nawa o....this one strong...lol

jmoore: There is no stupidity in the thread that inspired you to write this. I guess lack of comprehension is the reason you made such conclusion.

Anyways, you are free not to settle for less.

I must advice you though, nwunye'm(my wife), if you don't like the things you saw in or heard about me, and you know you can't "compromise", or can't live with me, please say NO to me and spare our unborn children the harsh reality of growing up without the love of both parents living together under one roof as one family. You know I hate divorce so much, though I support it. By "compromising", I don't mean settling for less all in the name of getting married and end up regretting for the rest of your/our lives. Let me elucidate what I mean by "compromising" and "settling for less".

[b]SCENARIO 1(compromising): let's say the physical attributes/endowments I look out for in a lady I wanna marry/date are hourglass shape/curvy hips/big succulent bóobs/thick áss/tall in height . But on dating a girl, I found out she compliments me well, has the inner beauty that can keep a man and I see our future together but she has no shape or slightly curved shape/non-curvy hips/moderate boóbs/small or moderate áss/average height. There's no chance in hell I'm gonna let that lady go because of those aforementioned attributes which does match my IDEAL 'physical attributes' I seek in a woman. So I'd have to compromise and put a ring on it/date her.

SCENARIO 2(settling for less): let's assume that you don't want a man that abuses ladies be it physical or emotional and I'm that kinda man(God forbid bad thing, iseeeeeee ). You can't stand a man that beat ladies and yet because of marriage, because you wanna settle down for reasons best known to you, you chose to settle down with me(settling for less); Maybe because you've been raised up in the african way that makes it seem that an unmarried woman is disgrace to the society or because you have been brought up to think that marriage is the highest achievement of humans and so you must get married even though it's crystal clear that the marriage is heading for the rocks and will sooner or later crash. Or maybe because your friends are getting married, so you must marry too and therefore settle for less by marrying a man that will box you up like tyson and slam dunk your body like micheal jordan in his prime days. Sorry to say it this way future wifey, but IWU IDÏOT(you're an idíot) of the highest order!!. I won't take back my words cos only an Idíot will go ahead to marry such a man or hope that she or love will change him in the long run. Sorry to burst your bubbles lady, sometimes LOVE IS NEVER ENOUGH. You've got to be kidding me if you think such men change on the basis of LOVE. Forget the tales you've heard, it doesn't work that way. Very very few of those kinda monsters change. So I repeat, if after dating me, you don't like what you see in me, or know for sure that we'll have a turbulent marriage that will clìmax into divorce, please for the sake of our unborn children, say NO to me and find the man that fits into your facet. I won't hold it against you, I'll understand.[/b]

Mondisweets: disown kini u know u will be back, that pepper soup keeps u coming back to my house

Mogidi: I hate conspiracy theories but in the space of one week two churches have collapsed while all mosques are intact. First was the airplane destroyed one in lagos under the nose of Alhaji Fashola.

This recent one under the nose of Alhaji Adamu Aliyu Oshiomhole, is this a covert message to Christians in APC controlled states?

Mondisweets: he was stolen from birth

Mondisweets: i didnt know i had twins... More groom price monies

Mondisweets: u look like ochon

Shortly after, one other girl brought a pack of juice and a fruit cake for me.
"All these for me? Thank you very much." I collected and pounced on my snack hungrily.
That was undoubtedly the best cake I've had in years. I'm sure you know how sweet free things taste??

"You guys should have told me when I came in or posted your rates! I didn't even beg you people for the stüpid juice and tasteless cake!" I retorted angrily.
Like I can't buy gala and la casera in traffic if I really craved snacks!

Naijasinglegirl: Either Missy Eliot's image is staring back at me on the mirror when I paid them to make me look like Rihanna's twin or they are giving me a Bance's haircut when I asked for Miley Cyrus's haircut. That's how incompetent they are.
I wouldn't blame any of them though. Its all my fault for patronising mediocrity. Whenever I draw up my monthly budget, I tend to leave an embarrassingly meagre amount for hair styling.

One other thing I noticed about these mediocre salons are their terrible hygiene. Its either the hairdresser is trying to wipe my face/neck with one foul smelly towel or she's releasing her Mangrove Savannah forest armpit in my face! Ewwww.
These hairdressers act like they took a blood oath never to shave their armpits. Or are they trying to rear wild animals there? If they can't afford a machete to clear that bush, its best they stay off those sleeveless dresses before they choke an innocent customer to death.

Halfway through the prep process, I called one of their attendants and asked how much a perm cost without their relaxer.

"N5000"

"Jesus Christ!" I exclaimed, wriggling my feet from the pedicure guy grip.

She told me my bills would amount to N12000 when they were done. 5k for the perm, 5k for the pedicure and the most shocking part of all, 2k for the snacks.
I just wanted to pee the juice on his face and vomit their stupid cake into the pedicure bowl.

Annkay: You have no idea how ur write up has encouraged me. This is the essense of me creating this and sharing all of this. Never knew you guys would even care for someone you don't knw. Tanks a lot. My past won't dictate my future

MizMyColi: Chi-Zos!


Honestly Bae, I'm surprised.

Btw,it's official.
You just made my weekend



It is good to know that good still comes out of Nairaland RomanceLand .
Thanks Ochon, for being such an inspiration.


"My past won't dictate my future"
That's a word on marble.

emperorchedda: This is interesting. OP just know your situation aint the worse, bunch of gals here have done way more than you but the hypocrisy in the female body system will restrict them from openly admitting. How I wish half of NL gals will come clean like you and behold we will see another side of the girls we have been striving to 'catch'

masonkz: Died in active service.

zicoraads: 1.Xenia Ignatyeva took a selfie 28 feet off the ground from a bridge to impress her friends. The 17 year old Russian girl lost her balance and fell on a cable which tragically electrocuted her.

zicoraads: 5. Gun selfie. 21 years old gun enthusiast Oscar Otero Aguilar shot himself in the head in July, 2014 while trying to take a selfie with a gun for his Facebook page. He didnt survive it.

yungchop: you removed me on BBM? Why na? #crying

Dolemite: I don't have a career. Just an amateur programmer who likes sex ALOT.

Dolemite: I've got TONZ of nudies on my phone. Wanna see?