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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:16pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: What's your astrological sign? You're laid back. I digs.

I'm an Aquarius, btw.
I'm Libra. I guess that's why I'm liberal and laid back. embarassed

I'm kidding. It's just my nature, I'm all for peace, that's all. Life's too short to be getting all worked up and store up pent-up hatred and shìts.

BTW, I'm not good with all these astrological signs. I haven't even checked up on my own traits of astrological signs. embarassed
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:03pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: No, it's the first time being banned, I'm still a newbee after all. Don't remind me, it still infuriates me. I learned from that mistake though. From now on, I'll kill them with kindness or just simply "dismiss" them. Internet thugs are annoying & draining.

I'm used to forums without mods, where you can serve anyone cruising for a bruising mafia style.

But when in Rome, you do as the Romans do. Rules of life what can I say.
Yeah, dismissing or ignoring is the best way to treat someone you don't want to get into a fight with.

This is my first forum though, the rules are nice but sometimes, it gets frustrating. But without the rules, here will be like a war-torn zone, so it's needed. I wish I can see forums without mods, where I can say what I wanna say in my "odd"times. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:00pm On Sep 25, 2014
Aranaa: I like the way you are. Very liberal, open minded and unbiased. cool
Thanks Aranna. smiley And I meant what I said in that thread. Forget the silly Naija Vs. Ghana E-fights on the internet - Twitter, NL, etc. I'll choose a Ghanaian friend any day, anytime. All those fights end online, offline, they get along just fine.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:52pm On Sep 25, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: .
Na you be that? You wowo sha. undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:50pm On Sep 25, 2014
meforyou1: Didn't know u were my naija brother. But check my other post, I have apologized.
yeah, I understand.smiley It's all good.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:48pm On Sep 25, 2014
meforyou1: O bros, don't mind me. Mistook u for a Ghanaian. Add ur gender to your profile, better that way. Beverly was way better than Melvin, I don't care what safarigirl thinks.
LOL. Different strokes, for different peeps. Maybe she found Melvin more fun. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:48pm On Sep 25, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Lol, is it the SOM I'm with or the hologram of SOM?[/color] shocked
The former. undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:46pm On Sep 25, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Joker. Doubting Tom tom and a peasant at that.[/color]
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ff4ieBgr1qfmwi0o1_500.gif
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:42pm On Sep 25, 2014
meforyou1: U want the play it dirty? Ok. I will remember you
HUH? What did I do?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:41pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: Thanks grin

Wouldn't want to be banned, the 5th is just around the corner ooo.
You've been banned 4times? Tell me about it. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:36pm On Sep 25, 2014
dominique: Hope you realize a Ghanian also made it the finale. Did you expect them to ditch Elikem to vote for MelBev? Sierra Leone has a right to vote who d hell they wish and you can't get back at them as they won't be having a rep this year. Let's stop all this alliance bs and support someone truly deserving of the prize.
1000 likes!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:33pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: An opposite of Jonah wanking

LMAO!!!

So gangsta.
LOL. Take down this particular pic please. Before your post gets hidden or you get banned. You can only post such on the "sexuality section." That's the rule. grin so take it down, ma'am.wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:22pm On Sep 25, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Where's Forkaddict sef?[/color]
He's on a date with YOUR SOM. gringrin While you are here dancing for her being yours. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:17pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: To each their own. My sentiment is- it's not the size of the boat that counts but the motion of the ocean wink Unless of course a guy rocks a micro ding-a-ling. My God, have you seen guys with that condition? You'd mistaken "it" for a pimple. Apparently, a microP happens to only 0.6 % of the male population *sigh of relief* grin grin grin grin

And then there's people like Jonah Falcon. The guy holds a record for the biggest "you know what" in the whole world. He measures at 34.29 cm. He was even arrested at the aiport because they thought he was hiding explosives in his pants grin Hmmm *wiggles eyebrows*
LOL @ pimple and @ *sigh of relief* LMAO!! gringrin But does that condition befall some males? I haven't read or seen any man complaining of such. I pity those that have such Micro P. It's disheartening. I feel their pains. sad


WOW!! Are you kidding me? 34.29cm? shockedshockedshocked That's a heavy cross to bear. sadsad I bet ya, some ladies out there wouldn't mind. gringrin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:13pm On Sep 25, 2014
russello: Well, I discovered that stuff appears shiity on most mobile set. And I've to stick with the default font for now.
You are right. But I later loved it though. It made your writing unique.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:13pm On Sep 25, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]I can see you've got a supporter. Lmao! Sango sang for me? OMG! I must be a mega-god. cool cool You're my peasant. grin[/color]
You, a mega-god? LMAO. Is your name Joseph, by any chance? Cos I swear, you dream a lot. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:05pm On Sep 25, 2014
russello: Welcome onboard da general!

Hope you're good bro?
I'm good Lieutenant. You don't write with your special fonts again, why? grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:57pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: Must be an African thing then sad It's sickening. Sure, I'll check it out. Thanks.
It's not an African thing. It started from time immemorial. Just that African's own is more profound. It happens almost in every continent.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:48pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: He is very big for such a small dude grin He has crazy female fans who wish to test drive him. Some women! SMDH
LOL. I first saw the pics and saw the "stuff" he's made of; then I told myself "dayuuum!! How can a chick survive that monster?" Then off I went to watch the real deal. Don't blame the women, they can't help it. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:46pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: Hahaha. Shrek is more famous anyway, so I don't mind playing groupie to an ogre grin

Careful now, don't melt too much, Xhosa women have a (bad) reputation tongue We are known as Femme Fatales lol. The kind that'll woo you in, destroy you & leave you nursing a broken heart. Apparently, we have "victims". Yawn.

BTW, don't you just hate stupid stereotypes? Ugh. Do you have tribal stereotypes in Naija?
LOL. You can't just be dissuaded when you've made up your mind. grin

Oh shít!! I was messing around with a heartbreaker all along. sad I think Taio Cruz mentioned your name when he sang "I'm only gonna break, break, break, break, break, break your heart." crycry

Arggghh!! I hate stereotypes. Totally hate it. Do we've tribal stereotypes in Naija? LOL. Lemme give you clue to satisfy your curiosity, in the Politics Section of Nairaland, click on the
"Ethnic, Racial, Or Sectarian Politics" Section and see how some hate-filled jobless non-entities hates on tribes that ain't theirs, in Nigeria. Your skin will crawl when you read what they say on there. Go take a look.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:36pm On Sep 25, 2014
meforyou1: hey, are u male or female? And which country? Where did u watch this Mandla that everybody is talking about? Are u based in SA? Just asking. No hating.
LOL. Why do you guys ask me my gender? grin I'm a male, from Nigeria. I'm Igbo.

I didn't watch BBM, but the séx session news was on every web space so I went searching and saw both the pics and everything. If you want to watch the video, Google "Mandla and Lexi séx video" and download. The shít was damn!! Not even BBA can boast of such "session."
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:30pm On Sep 25, 2014
meforyou1: Melvin was boring to hell naa. Beverly was a lot better. But nigerians always feel like supporting the guy which I never agree. I supported Beverly till d last day last season and my conscience was clear.
LOL!! If you had said this last season, Safarigirl would've eaten you alive. They attacked a NLer, Forkaddict, for calling Melvin a bore. gringrin Though Furkaddict's own was way too much. He really disliked Melvin. I ain't gon' lie, I supported Melvin all through, but Bev was fun to watch. She later won my heart. Big ups to her.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:23pm On Sep 25, 2014
meforyou1: For me, this hotshots, I don't care if it is the best behaved angel on earth that is representing Ghana or not, but no more this wack west Africa alliance for me, I am supporting only nigerian housemates till the end. I will even rather support Ethiopia than to support the ever fetish, ingrate, back-stabbing Ghanaians
Can you please stop? We're way past these insults. Don't turn this thread to another Hiroshima please.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:22pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: I really love Mandla & Lexi as a couple. They are now engaged. Looks like some do find true love on Big Brother. I'm all for love so cheers to Big Brother for connecting soulmates cheesy

I find Mandla good looking, btw. Here he is with his Lady Love...
mehn, I watched the Mandla & Lexi fuckdom on shower, and knew Lexi can't leave that nigga after that hot session in the showers. Mandla's a don!! Damn!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:21pm On Sep 25, 2014
safarigirl: loo... I don look that Mira well,she doesn't look promising in the entertinment department.

Lol, no be we go send another Biguesas abeg, you sef you know Nigerians like bragging, we're known to be loud, even Melvin was an anomally
Finally, you agree that Melvin was a bore. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:17pm On Sep 25, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]*falls inside hot coal tar*[/color]
May the hot coal tar peel your skin. angry tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:15pm On Sep 25, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]The song is indeed interesting, but less interesting than 'The Thunder That Will Fire You Is Pressing Up' angry tongue[/color]
Yeah, that's the song that Sango sang on your remembrance day as your eulogy. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:13pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: lmao you're cracking me up. I hope you mean like Shrek after he drank the "beautifying" potion. I'll take that grin

I'm known for my impatience & ADHD, so the tv hunk can wait...now my laser beam is on you cheesy
LOL. Mine is the pirated Shrek who drank Kool Aid instead of the beautifying potion and became uglier than an ogre. tongue In my version of Shrek, the dragon consumed Shrek. sadsad

Your laser beam on me? My Xhosa queen, I'm as soft as caramel, now your beam is gon' melt me. crycry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:10pm On Sep 25, 2014
IloveGH: Charley, a dey oo, a dey small, small. Hope u gud. I miss Ismodella and my in-law THEAMAKA.

@GHKWAME where your baby dey? cheesy
Charley, I miss them both too, THEAMAKA especially. Your brother GHKwame1 is hoarding her. sad
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by ochon: 6:05pm On Sep 25, 2014
Ksslib: JekyllAndHyde I dey fine.

Ochon, yes you can use it on all devices. I use it on lappy too.
Thanks my son. Etisalat go hear am from next week.grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 6:03pm On Sep 25, 2014
safarigirl: lol, wetin man go do as I no get work?

Lemme cram them before school starts and I have to abandon the show grin. Haven't seen anyone that could bring entertinment, maybe that Lillian (could be another Karen) and the Zim girl, Butterphly, the others seem bland.

Omo na fine guy wey I just dey pray for here, the kain one wey go get Uti's arrogance and Elikem's style. Me and Uti no dey yarn for twitter, but I trust if we have a guy, he'll be good-looking
That Lilian better bring enough entertainment; not a fuckdom like Mandla & Lexi style, I mean Beverly-style without the getting emotionally carried away, of course.

Butterphly ke? That chick might end up another Natasha. She looks wild, but I don't think she'll act wild. And God help me, if Mira is another Dellish, I'm so campaigning against her before Nigerians fall mugu again. angry

The way I see things, Uti ain't controlling shít this time around. But I'm damn our rep will be good-looking. That's a must. It's the personality, I'm scared about. What if he turns out to be the lazy Bigaseaus? sad
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:55pm On Sep 25, 2014
LaBellaMafiaZA: I like you, are you Nigerian or Ghanaian? Male or female grin?

Still waiting for my prince charming & if he doesn't show up I'm replacing him with you wink
gringrin I'm a Nigerian; a male, though sometimes my hermaphrodite alter ego sprouts up, and I become a female.sadgrin

Hehehe. I'm Shrek, hope you know what you are gonna stick with when you replaces him with me? Rumour has it that he's the past hunky Camerooun rep on BBA that's you're drooling over. So better cast away that thought and wait for him. wink

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