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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:36pm On Sep 29, 2014
Reincarnated: So of all the nairaland people wey camp for that BBA Chase thread, you mean to tell me not even one is representing us this year? I have to say, I'm very disappointed. I been dey think say we go see horse mouth Ksslib for tv grin grin my guy, why u no establish connection with Denrele na? Anyway, i thank God say no be that peasant anwuta dey represent us. We for don carry last grin
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:33pm On Sep 29, 2014
Reincarnated: StateOfMind honey (looks at ochon grin).. you've already started with Epistle. How are you doing kiss




OCHON sharap dia... u must watch the show. Bros hafa na, its been too long
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:30pm On Sep 29, 2014
Dannyxy: not everyone is as fake as you, you people keep going on about how Melvin is this, Melvin is that, he was a good guy, with a big heart, he has gotten a place you might never get to, so you haters should go shove yourselves into the nearest goat nose, bloody haters will not let the guy rest, it's one year already!

lnfact I am ready for any hater now, i am official pissed. what crap!
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 6:09pm On Sep 29, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: don't be deceived, he never freestyles! Those drops took him weeks to conjure!!!

I had once told him to let us go on a rebuttal.. Ask him how he chickened out!
I'm not deceived, far from it, and I ain't holding briefs for him. I'm just saying those freestyles were nice. I don't know how long it took him to pen it down, but I certainly love it. If here had more of such frees than CAUSTIC beefs, I'll make here my permanent home. And I think he might not be good in battle bars, I don't even see him as a pitbull in rap spars, I only love his creative frees.

I think battle sparring and creative freestyles will spice this place up.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 6:00pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ibime: That started in 2014. Before now thís place was peaceful. These days Chatroom thread moves quicker than FFR.
This is so sad. I guess it had to do with the influx of wack kids. And the vets/oldbie ain't helping matters by joining in all the ruckus.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 5:59pm On Sep 29, 2014
sconp: sorry am calling you back in. If this guy spends the amount of time he uses in dissing around in scripting bars he would have esteemed high.
I agree. If he channels his anger towards penning more bars, FFR will improve. As a matter of fact, if most peeps channel their energy in dropping freestyle, here will improve. I briefly went through his posts and I found out him and Ksslib ain't friends and saw where he said he'll tackle K's life on this section. LOL. That's why I gave up convincing him cos he ain't in good terms with Ksslib. I don't see why appreciating K's bars would've hurt his reputation.

That said, he pens good bars when he ain't beefing. I said "educatively" cos I've seen two of his freestyles that intrigued me. There's this particular freeestyle he dropped that had "a church theme," I was left "wowing." Those are the kind of freestyles I love. A deviation from the regular "battle bars" and punchlines. That's why Sauron is appreciated. He writes poetic freeestyles and Iamor has dropped two of those kinds I can recollect. He's good, but beefs too much.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 4:25pm On Sep 29, 2014
iamaromolaeran: i feel you but this bloke bit phenom lines ..word for word.. and forget that pa pillow/ poor poor ...thats what a clown would call lyricism......

also blast for me and blasphemy are perfect rhymes dude...

british english which is the most correct form proves so---

in case you dont know --- british peeps dont pronounce or twist their R'S unlike american speakers......

thats why HER isnot pronounced as HA but something like HAIR......

same with blasphemy...its pronounced as blasFERmy / and the other is blast FER me...

shikina............. you cant coach me on oral english bloke......i know linguistics and language history by heart
LOL. Well, you won't agree to whatever I say. But you and K might be enemies, but it won't hurt u to give him his recognition. Even Ibime couldn't fault those bars. he knew K went ham with it. Well, I dig your bars too. You write excellently and "educatively". Keep doing you. I'm out. cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 4:06pm On Sep 29, 2014
Aida13: Thanks! I know I wasn't active on The Chase thread, wasn't into NL then, but we'll be here for this one! Let's do this grin

U guys should always check out the Facebook pages of the many BBA enthusiasts. That's where I hung out last year, but I'll do my bit for the NL BBA Hotshots 2014 thread, DV!
Eiyaa. You'd have added more fun to the overloaded fun of last year's thread. You missed out though. The last year's thread spanned over 2000+ pages and over 1million views (before the hackers attacked). The first to achieve such feat on NL within a 4 months gap. It's so fun, I wish I can take back the hands of time. I won't watch this year's own, but I'm glad skilled writers like you are on board to keep me updated. Good work. You remind me of another good writer - Spade/Psychedelia. cool
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 3:58pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ksslib: Ochon why you dey answer the guy. I have never heard phyno say that stuff else I no for use am sef. There was this time Bis used about 3 lines or so I was planning to use. I had to cut out the line from mine.

When I saw it, I was like------- wow, almost word for word. It just goes to show how some people atimes operate thoughts on the same frequency and that, is a basic make up of human genetics which i am glad people with a working brain like you understand. Cant say the same for others. grin

You for no even explain. He knows what hes doing but cant just help the habit. grin

Like a shoe that no longer has a base.... alomo is a lost sole.
I just to had to explain because it'll be hard for me to swallow seeing your brain effort to whip out those cruel bars, downgraded. Anyway, let me go back to reading dópe lines, that's what brings me to this section.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 3:52pm On Sep 29, 2014
iamaromolaeran: i dont care about the pig so i dont care on which language i use to address the bastard considering what he has said to me in the past when i was correcting him on a pronunciation ish innocently...he started hauling curses at me.....
Fair enough then... I guess you both have history I don't know of.

iamaromolaeran: trust me ........ am not hating ...only exposing him for biting
Then I'm telling you, there's is chances of these things happening. I ask you again, did Eminem come to NL to bite those lines Coogar dug out?

iamaromolaeran: blast for me / blasphemy rhyme perfectly......your accent is failing you....plus this one aint forced....and it makes senses as a sentence
I might be the world's most barefaced illiterate, but you can't boldly tell me "FOR" and "PHE" rhyme. Forget accent. Get your dictionary and see you are illogical.

Are you saying "FOUR" and "FARE" rhyme? Even phonetically? Dafuq? huh We ain't kiddos here, bro. Don't insult us.

iamaromolaeran: does pa pillow make sense as a sentence or beat me low?.........answer is no cos its forced and unintelligent
Pa means Father. He meant father's pillow. He didn't add the " 's " and it can be excused. This is sparring and most of the brawl here don't have correctly-spelled English. In correct English, he ought to have added " 's" to it.

It's like me saying - "Our servant, Ksslib, fetch me Pa's pillow."
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 3:31pm On Sep 29, 2014
Chrisbenogor: See my dear the guy was dull jor, elikem had waaayyyyy more swag. Which kain reserve, we don't want any lip gloss rubbing prayerful boy in that house.
Can someone add an Amen to this post? cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 3:26pm On Sep 29, 2014
Aida13: My unforgettables reloaded - after some rest I could now get going again grin grin

Sulu - unforgettable Sulu - who remembers when he first composed his hit tune Ruby Ruby Ruby - you are a Ruby tongue He falls in love easily. First with Namibian Maria, then with Selly. What a joke. I mean joker grin

Cleo ------ the second leading lady. Girl had style and substance. But couldn't stand it when she rapped...so annoying grin

Annabel----one of those claiming eighteen going on eighty...lol. Remembered when she fought the guys over a bottle of beer...she cried to a point (her favorite three words) eh...

Angelo-----I only liked him when he danced grin grin and when he was rowing with Annabel

Bimp-----from the neck down, the guy is one of the hottest in the BB8 Chase. And he knew how to treat the ladies wink grin

Melvin-----unforgettable for being forgettable. He knows how to handle himself, but played it too safe for my liking. you don't get far that way.

LK4-----oh my God, the guy with the donkey smile (like the donkey in Shrek grin grin) Likes boasting about being a pro baller and a rich guy. Turned out to be the lamest on BBA8 The chase grin


---If we can have at least five housemates that are anything as fun as the above list of 16 unforgettables, I don't mind wasting some good time watching the show this year....See you there grin grin
Who tha fùck are you? LMAO. You totally nailed ALMOST all the description!! gringrin Nice one bro/sis!! grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 3:18pm On Sep 29, 2014
phollybee: Hmmmnn its Big Brother AFreeSex again... Naija Babes will make us Proud in this Aspect...
*Dies* Buwahahahahaha gringrin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon:
iamaromolaeran: PHENOM has already played the CHURCH / TITHE/TIGHT THING .........
i told you you were wack......
all i see are FORCED HOMOPHONES.....PA PILLOW(NWANKWO KANU) ..how can someone beat me low...
what you dont know is wordplays and puns must actually make sense in a sentence when read....not this crap...

check out this jay z's wordie... no religion....but this niggas blast for me(blasphemy)..... see? it actually makes sense when read either way...either blast for me or blasphemy..

POOR POOR(PAW PAW) are you for real? and how old are you?
There's a thick line between hating and constructive criticism. You're doing the former. Even if you are doing the latter, your use of a strong word(s) defeats your intent.

Phenom might have used the tight/tithe thing, but I don't think Ksslib bit him. Everyone can do that line. Don't you think there's a 100% chance that Ksslib has never heard that Phenom's song? Tight/tithe is very easy to bring up. I remember Coogar bringing up a line from Eminem's song (to prove a point) which has been used here before Em did the song, are you telling me Eminem came to NL and bite the line? Impossible!!

Blasphemy/Blast for me doesn't rhyme well when compared to Papillo/Pa Pillow.

Pa Pillow sounds exactly as Papillo, which is Pa (father's) pillow.

Blast FOR me doesn't sound like blasPHEmy on paper. It only rhymed because of how Hov' sang it.

FOR - in "blast for me" sounds like FOUR.

PHE in blasphemy sounds like "FEY" or "fare".

For once ditch your dislike/hate for him, and tell us how "PHE" and "FOR" rhymes even when pronounced or written.


One of the reasons why I'm discouraged from learning this craft of penning bars is the hate and cusses for each other. This is not how niggas roll!! I've never come to this thread to see peaceful banters. It's always filled with hate, why?
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 1:54pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ishsoph: Nwata ahu bukwa oyi oyi m nwoke SpikesC gawara obodo oyibo last month. O'gwara m kam letewa ya anya mana ya bu nnwa kariri biko cool

Enyi a, anokwa m ya, n'agbara naijiria odibo as usual sad
Eze puo, eze ozo anochie. Softsparkyy efegoro SpikeC aka, anochigomu ya. cool

Okwa iji umu asa agbara Naijiria odibo? wink
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 1:51pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ishsoph: Hahahahahahahahaha
I pulled the trick on you babe and you fall cheesy
I didn't ask after your night girl
I simply asked "how do you do?". You know most tribes in Nigeria understands "kedu" to mean "how do you do?" but adding "kedu k'mere?" I know it'll confuse you grin

Lolz @ 'this one is simply na' grin
Obayaya I don hands up o grin
you too wise. They don catch Lertee. grin
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 1:24pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ilovenigeria: I have a feeling na kelvin bu onye kogi state.
I have a feeling Kelvin is from Borno, and a resident of Sambisa forest. lipsrsealed
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 1:23pm On Sep 29, 2014
OdenigboAroli: How is it scary?
Do you know what else is scary?
When a whole archdiocese refused to accept a Bishop that was given to them because he isnt from the town....lol
Guy,speak for yourself....I have lived with Imolites and dealt with Enugu people.
They have one thing in common...jealousy,especially the older ones.
I guess Nigeria is saddled with deep bigotry for each other. Well, I don comot mouth for the matter sha. Make you carry go. smiley
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 1:19pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ishsoph: E'quote zina onye ahu
Mgbe Anambra bidoro tinyewe ya ego n'akpa m'obu improve living standard ya karia nke anyinwa then anyi e'take ya serious
In the meantime okpata k'ona yarn

Enyi a, kedu?
Eziokwu ka ikwuru. Nwanne, oyi atugbugom. Achoro ka Softsparkyy bia cho'm oyi. sadsad Kedu kwanu k'imere?
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 1:15pm On Sep 29, 2014
KelvinGraphics: Mba. Abughi dim onye Anambra self... Mana mu na ndi Ntenje na ndi Umueleri ebi go.
Ibu onye ebe then? wink
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 12:57pm On Sep 29, 2014
OdenigboAroli: Odogwu, onye na aburo nwa Omanbala alu melia!
Dora Akunyili said " I feel very privileged to be born an Anambrarian"
Chimamanda Adichie says "Anambra speak the most elegant Igbo dialect"

Omanbala di uso.
@ Embolden, your thoughts and words are scary. I'm glad your opinions doesn't count as that of Anambranians'.
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 12:51pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ilovenigeria: I said sometimes because of people like them and their mentality.
Why do I even need to fight my igbo brother simple because he is from another state.
Alright then. Well, they're just two individuals, and don't represent the thoughts of the Anambranians.
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 12:50pm On Sep 29, 2014
KelvinGraphics: Biko nu, kedu Kelvin nke unu na ekwu okwu yahuh

Obayaya, isiri na ijere akwukwo na Nteje??

Ochon biko ibu onye Nteje??shocked

Ishsoph nwannem, ana'm ekene oo
Mba, aburo'm onye Nteje, ibu Nteje?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 12:23pm On Sep 29, 2014
sconp: bloody!
Ochon is a good teacher
grin grin tongue
Mehn!! My son, Ksslib, is dópe. The wordplays of "1 2 3 and 4(furs)" was bad!! Respect!!cool
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 12:13pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ilovenigeria: Nwokem mechie gi onu nsi gi ahu.
Abum onye Anambra. gi na chino bu ndi iberibe. Unu bu ndi ara. Oge ufodu anam ekele chineke na biafra enweghizi isi maka ndi iberibe dika unu. You always think that you are better than everybody. Oya naaa there is new Anambra thread, go there and post all the beautiful pictures of Anambra. Onye nzuzu. ike ezi, enwe without powder. Mgbo tuwaa gi isi ebe ahu.
Huh? Why'd you wish Biafra never materialized? huh Are you Igbo at all? undecided
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 12:09pm On Sep 29, 2014
lertee: You are only jealous,anu...mp cheesy cheesy
me jealous? I know where to "cash" you. angry
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 12:09pm On Sep 29, 2014
OdenigboAroli: I dont hate anybody but if you want trouble I will give you trouble.

Who are the people that call Anambra boys Omata and illiterates ?
Let me tell you,these people have no love for you,so,you better wake up.
Yes,they are jealous because they now believe in another five years they will be trooping to Anambra to seek for jobs.
Look at what they did to our thread??
They actually ganged up to destroy our thread but no problem....onye bie na agba oku ada achu oke. They will pay for it!
I understand where you're coming from. But don't you think everyone ain't the same? Have you seen Obayaya hating on Anambra before or calling Anambras, illiterates? I believe in giving someone a benefit of doubt before I judge. I don't disagree that some hate Anambra, but you make it seem like every non-Anambranian, hates Anambra. I beg to differ.
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 11:41am On Sep 29, 2014
OdenigboAroli: Tell you father and mother to shut up,monkey!
I am glad you say you are from Enugu and I dont care whether you grasp my culture or not. The point is that you be Wawa boy and I have nothing in common with you! You can live in Anambra and invest their but are not from there and you will stay away when Anambrarians are having Umunna gatherings. You are nothing more than Onye mbimbi in Anambra,shikena.
Why all these hate for your fellow Igbo? You guys surprise me though. I'm from Anambra but I can't utter these words to someone from another tribe much less another Igbo. SMH!!
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 11:39am On Sep 29, 2014
lertee: Mr man,you need to pour out your mind and stop pouring sand inside my akamu,i mean,why do you like spoiling obayaya' market? undecided tongue grin
angryangry Love don turn you to mumu. SMH. undecidedtongue
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 11:34am On Sep 29, 2014
obayaya: E na ese igbo? Ochon, Nwa a so na ihe a na eme grin



O dighi that bad. I'm getting used to it sha. Ewa agoyin? Is it Oloye beans?

Ndi a nwere nri sha. Ha nwere a wide variety of cuisine. A ga m explore that variety to the fullest grin

Hmmm... couple from Nairaland wooing? Odikwa serious grin
I don't believe she smokes sha. She's just fronting. Chai, abeg, riforom tupu iricha nri niile!! I swear, if I come down there, na to carry bloated stomach back to the East.grin

Yeah, I know a couple courtesy of wooing competition. Don't miss this chance. wink
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 11:10am On Sep 29, 2014
obayaya: I don't use it too..

A na m amu ka esi anwu ofe mmanu o grin Ndi a tugara m to the heart of Yoruba land. embarassed

That ewedu soup though smiley



Akuko!!!

Few have gotten lucky? Where are the few? cheesy

Moreover, I dey learn work for where you dey when it comes to words cool
LMAO. Kedu k'osi ato? I really want to eat a lot of Yoruba foods though. Especially Ewa Agoyin. I've heard good preview of it.


Trust me, few have gotten lucky. I know one couple from the wooing ish , but not I ain't saying shít. lipsrsealed
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 11:05am On Sep 29, 2014
obayaya: Just that I've hung my boot.. Since I gave my heart to queen Lertee embarassed
Buwahahahah. You're a crook. You just saw Lertee now and changed your stance. Chai. gringrin

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