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Drversatile: Strong man of Rivers I hail ooo. Now PDP lost Osun what next for GEJ and Aso Rock?

Osun is just one state, just one. It doesn't equate to the whole Nigeria and thy can't determine whether GEJ will stay for second term or not. If it's GEJ's destiny to rule for a second term, Osun can't stop him. Moreover if Osun masses find GEJ worthy of their votes, they'll vote him.

And the film have part 1 & 2? LMAO. They never disappoint. This one sef try, I don see part 1 to 4, with another sequence to the original flick having part 1-3.

ayukdaboss: These people are making mockery of the whole situation. Even the little girl has a grin on her face. She's like "who are these fools? Isn't there suppose to be blood running from my ears...nose and eyes?"

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This is the height of non-creativity!! The sort of names Nollywood producers give their films leaves a bad taste in the mouth and makes the movies dull and vapid.

Just imagine this useless name for a movie with a poor background. Well I've seen worst names in Nollywood movies - Blackberry babes, Rihanna vs Beyoncé (WTF was the producer thinking? ). Then they took it to another morònic height with The Return Of Snake Girl.

When I finally gave up on Nollywood was when I saw Ben 10 with John Okafor and Victor Osuagwu being the lead actors. Dafuq!!

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Nollywood film producers have an uncanny habit of surpassing their dumbness with each new flick.

BTW what's with Nigerians and double names: Craw-craw, lakpa-lakpa, chuku-chuku etc. Even skales incoporated such styles in his surname - Njeng-Njeng.

Nice one Skales, may Oluwa bless your hustles. I still believe you'll still blow despite Wizkid's star overshawdowing yours during your time at E.M.E.

Most importantly, invest your money into a worthwhile project in case of the rainy days. Don't be a Mike Tyson.

It means absolutely nothing!! At this modernised age, you still have childish archaic superstitions?

You're asking us questions meant for the scared animals? Why don't you ask Seun's Antispambot?

The woes, mourns, traumatic belching and rants of a sore looser. Cry us a river.

Okijajuju1: I support.

LOL. Seun really dealt with you, from making you MadCow1 against your wishes, to making you OkijaJuju1. These numbers additions to monikers kills the whole vibes.

hungryboy: The youths we have nowadays go loot pass them Ibb squad sef

The old men have failed us, they've brought more misery than blessings to us. They're bunch of thieving and looting crooks. So let's try another option - the Youths.

LLVelly: all this u mentioned are ATR

Worshipping Eba is not an ATR, so go worship one. There are plethora of religions out there, you don't need our opinions. Just walk into a Buddhist temple and start worshipping Buddah. Shikena.

Nice and great decision!! With this law (though the old crooks won't relinquish their source of looting for the youths to steer the ship of this country to greater and clearer paths) if put in place, it'll give youths the hope to believe there's is chance for the younger generation of this country to participate actively and redeem the failing fortunes of this once great nation.

The old looters have been ruling this country from time immemorial and they have no single achievement to show for it. The only achievements of them are - corruption, coups, inter-tribal wars, genocide, civil wars, political assassinations, deplorable roads and educational sector etc. It's so bad and insulting that old grandfathers like Buhari and Tinubu wants to still contest to rule this country when there are capable and competent younger candidates like the likes of Fashola's etc., to bring change to this country. It's high time we said NO to these grandfathers and septuagenarians/octogenarians running the affairs of this country and dragging our future and hopes in the mud. Give the youths a chance!! Einstein said, "stupidity is repeating the same methods and expecting a different outcome." These old clowns have failed us, let's give the youths some chance, instead of extending the retirement age of these old men to 80's and even 90's.

Nice one GEJ. I can always count on you to be considerate. Carry go, we the masses tanda for your back, gidigbam!!

Eden007: Husbands won't stop cheating because their wives once slept with another woman's husband. Life is what you make of it.

And how did you come about this preposterous fallacy, Mr. Einstein?

nnamdibig: 9. Waiting for Prince Charming
If you are searching for a man who has amazing looks, money, and charm, you might be ignoring the other men around who are funny and good at the things they do. The super guy you are looking for would also want to have the most glamorous girl. Remember money does not make the man.

Many that wait for prince charming or a knight in royal armour to come sweep them off their feet, usually end up with the "Shreks".

Change religion then, no one is forcing you. You can try Olumba Olumba, Obatala, Sango, Amadioha and other forms of traditional religion. Or better still, mould eba, store it in a fridge, and worship it.

This article is deep and insightful. Thanks for sharing this OP. Hopefully, this drug will be the cure and help save thousands of lives. I wish this Ebola virus only reigned supreme in Sambisa forest and help eviscerate those Boko demons.

To be widow ain't easy. I speak from experience. God should bless all the mothers out there, widows or not. They go through a lot especially the widows, in a society like Naija that ain't favourable to widows sometimes.

Great news.. Good riddance.. Another less hediota to worry about. Hopefully this will serve as a deterrent to other fools like him.

What a glorified secondary school. This law won't make the students morally upright. Once the students are out, they'll use phones and commit any kind of iniquity they want to commit, like watch pórn etc. It makes no sense banning mobile phones entirely. They'd have adopted Madonna Uni's style of banning camera phones and leaving only Nokia Torch phones.

No matter their laws, a corrupt child will still be corrupt. This feels like imprisonment. Kudos to those living in that bondage.

GIYAZZ: How far Ochon?

I'm cool brah. You've really improved since you started visiting this sections. I like what I'm seeing but unfortunately, I suck at all these rhyming, methaphor, punchlines, etc., that you guys use here. Don't even know how to rhyme sick bars. Maybe if I visit here more often and develop the urge to learn this shít, I might actually be dópe. But where's the zeal?

WARRIBLOOD: Believe me..-no perfume but my yansh dey saint//
perfect pictures....my Bars dey paint//
all dis textcees belike paul..i dey house..their own na Tent//

ijawboys are known for dat till their death//

so dats why dey keep on hating..like my ''inbox''
as if na dem i sent//
but dey got their own problem.. holdin sixmonth RENT//

retired he goat.. am talkin to you specifically..i go beat u faint//
disvirgin ur daughter spiritualy through da net//
if you think say na lie..come make we bet//
thief caught stealin lines..still claimin vet/
abeg go hellfire go serve palmwine..through ur death//
awful goblin..him dey form 2pac wen awaits rebirth//

na tell me what krone means by ''BAR BEEK YOU''//
FOR his mind na..he don wordplay barbecue//
but da message passed i still got no Clue//
buh i was among does who liked is drop too//
15liked when i saw it mehn..i said dat was cool/
though dat no go stop ebola to reach nigeria SOON//

This is the shít!! Respect.

equlibrium: wat kind of fvckery is dis?

Dude, let the nigga be. He's not going to say more than he's already said. If he doesn't want to post the pics or VIN, then that's his choice and he'll live with it. I know many people meant good for him when they wanted to see the VIN and pics in order to ascertain if he's conned or not; but if the OP doesn't want to post, neither Inspired, then let's move on.

My main problem is that this thread shouldn't be hidden or deleted like they did to Betalyf's thread. If any post is against NL's rules, the mods should hide them but please don't lock or hide this thread.

gazmann: No one happens to see the humor in I Spiro remark. He is just easing the tension and anticipation of a hectic day. I go with him on that. Inspire go and sin no more take that little penance of 200 bills. I could have been bag of coins. It would take 6 months to count so you value time

No one happened to see the humor because his post was an epic failure at comedy/easing the tension. I wouldn't have posted that comment if I was in his shoes, especially with the recent threads against against him + 99% of the posts on this thread criticizing him

bimbor: That is Inspired.

Even Usain Bolt cannot beat his reach

Your tenacity and ability to exceed the boundary of asslicking, is peerless. I shudder at the way you cosign your own posts, Mr. Inspired.

inspiredm: I think its High Time The FG Introduced Single Notes of N2,000.

You wont Know the Essence Until When You're Being Paid CASH in N200 Notes amd You Have to Count and Cunt All Over again.

This Cash Being Counted is the BALANCE Payment of LipSeals 2003 Toyota Camry and They're all N200 Denomination Notes.

It can be Hectic Counting Cash Sometimes.

Cheers
Inspired

I can't believe I took your pseudo-apologies as real apologies. I'd have known a leopard does not loose its spot. You are most egocentric/arrogant car dealer I've noticed. I blame Lipseal for waiting over 4 months for a car he didn't he pay initially for. Count yourself lucky, because if you had tried this madness with another inpatient customer, you wouldn't have had access to type this monumental heap of bullshít from your jail cell. Keep puffing up, keep up the arrogant attitude, one day, just one day, you'll meet your match who have lost patient with you. Shalom

When will this frog-faced corrupt old fool ever make sense in his life?