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sotech: Friend , i dont know if its available at otigba

Aiight
Thanks mate

Hope its not stolen O!
Recall Cynthia Okogosu's phone was found with a bizman in P/H, yet she lived in Nassarawa and lost it [actually forcibly disposed]in Lagos.

Joeadamu86: Well done Nigeria Navy....good job but next time pls don't allow this embarrassment to happen.

My exact thots

kingoflag: Someone please clarify which of the Navys. Is it the one that belongs to the Federal Government or Tompolo's own?

So Tompolo is now an Admiral or is he Rear Admiral?
Tragic comedy of the highest order, only in 9ja

Chidi, state your side of the story.
Finis!

Acidosis: Adultery? a "criminal" offence ?

In Nigeria?
Really?

rokiatu: Ok I am being told by some people...ok not some people my stupid friends that you can smell sex on a man after been intimate with another woman. Some are saying that he will hit the shower as soon as he comes home. By the way I am not doubting my hubby or anything but they are already advising me to look out for signs like those as you can not trust men. But can you catch a cheating partner just by their mere scent?

Are you sure?
Ain't doubting you O, just asking.
Are you sure?

deols: when using the word wed, it is the woman weds the man
but with the word and, the name of the man comes first. man&woman.
I have first hand experience wv weddn things nd dats how we do it

Are you a wedding planner or something?
My own experience is based on what I see at weddings, wedding pictures and wedding 5 minutes of fame clips shown on TV
Come to think of it, our society is stereotypically patriarchal thus seeing such does indicate a pandering to the oyinbo peppers [as UncleJJ put it]
Or is that not?

Mowire: From the culture that produced the word WED the correct order is girl/lady/woman WED(no "s" man.
If you wish to change the order then you may have to use word "marries".

Cultural perspectives?
Hmnn!
How about the Yoruba guy who says he's doing his igbeyawo?
Rough literal interpretation is something like 'I'm carrying my wife'
No be the guy dey talk say hin carry?
I try nah!

Agba Ngohile: I guess since it d woman dat agree 2 marry d man so it d woman weds d man

Oh you mean like Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon and she's the d1ck in their marriage?
Forgive my swearing but I hate male beaches
Or is it that he's {Nick& his ilk] are trying to connect with their feminine side?

UncleJJ: Ha Ha very funny. That western culture - you know. I can be my tiny pickle : it has everything to do with preserving/reminding every1 bout the girls dignity .

Look at it this way - tobi agrees to mary teju because teju asked not tobi.

sotech: No . Just 8.9

OK, thanks
But do you know if it is readily available in Otigba and how much it could go for?
Thanks

@ thread , ain't a big fan of Buhari but OP should post his source if the story is not to wash Buhari down
Also @Genbuhari, please stop spamming the thread with massive fonts
Thanks

Can the OP who started this thread to wash down Buhari post his source?
I went online and got this http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/05/probe-obasanjo-too/ which points out OBJ as the $2.8 billion bankster
Recall Fela's song [can't recall which]
2.8 billion dollars
Oil money is still missing

Can you take its pictures& post it?
Is it still under warranty?

So who did you sleep with Heidi, the butler , driver or gardener ?
Or you did 'em all?

nice covers for samsung tabs but do you stock covers for 7 inch tablets too?

AW,take out giroud&theOX
bring in walcott &gervinho
let podolski be the main striker
we need this 3 points
may Arsenal not wilt

gunners wake up& dont sleep O!
allow not this 3 points slip.

omodapson: Thank God it wasn't Giroud that got the ball that Podolski converted.

Yeah
Seems we have to go back&get his scoring boots @ his former club in France
Cos that where he left 'em

Podolski:creates,defends,attacks&scores
Such a great combo of a player

Which kain swear be this one?
Policeman shooting soja in front of army barracks?
Policeman, when you see God 1st, tell him ish got worse as 2pac talk.

Only the inert residues of burnt building was left at the APIN Clinic in LUTH before

men of the fire service arrived 'without water' to put it out.
With what did they plan to put it out?
Saliva? Urine? Their spermatozoa? Or blood?
Why not kuku scarp them off government payroll?
How long will we continue to hear stories about firemen going to put off fires with no water in their water tankers?

maclatunji: Very valid question. I know someone that complains about it whenever he sees such on wedding IVs.

Thank you sir
Other nairalanders, your opinions please
And do make it intelligent and succinct.

Below is the traditional wedding cake picture of Teju Babyface
It brings to mind a question I always wanted to ask as even Christians who say the man finds the woman & marries her write similar in their wedding invitation and their cakes, gift etc.
[don't know how its done in Islam/African Traditional beliefs but I guess its similar]
I pray 'em union is more fruitful than the fruits on this cake but who's marrying who?
Is it the woman wedding the man -Tobi weds Teju?
Or the man wedding the woman- Teju weds Tobi?

Immigration Minister Damian Green said London Metropolitan University had failed in three particular areas:
More than a quarter of the 101 students sampled were studying at the university when they had no leave to remain in this country
Some 20 of 50 checked files found "no proper evidence" that the students' mandatory English levels had been reached
And some 142 of 250 (57%) sampled records had attendance monitoring issues which meant it was impossible for the university to know whether students were turning up for classes or not.

Above are the reasons given for UKBA's action
It seems to be more of an immigration problem not that of academic standards
Though like someone said, UKBA's action should have been 1 of last resort especially now that foreign students just go ver there to study and there's no added benefits unlike before the Tories came back to power

Even at that why go to a 'crappy' school like London Met
Beats me hollow
Going by ratings like the complete university's guide http://www.thecompleteuniversityguide.co.uk/league-tables/rankings or Britain's the Guardian newspaper http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/table/2012/may/21/university-league-table-2013, London Met is way way DOWN
Why shell out millions only to get oyinbo tutorial classes not worth &a piece of paper not worth its weight?
Why not add some 'little' thousands and aim at better rated unis on the list?
The days of educational immigration to the UK is over
The sooner peeps realize this, the better

The Honorable Kawu is a cow and the newspaper report is unbalanced
Why not get the minister's reaction to balance this story
Below is some thing I wrote on a previous thread

9ja, nation of drama
Den of thieves
Where public policy& national discourse is driven by newspaper headlines
Only to recede out of consciousness
When another 'breaking news' hits

The kawu guy is closer to the corridors of power
Why not take it up with Ebele or hold a public hearing or summon the minister to the house aviation sub committee?
In this days when government is looking for investors, kawu's allegation is serious and a pointer to economic sabotage if proven
But he tainted his case by publishing his 'allegations' in a paper that speaks out for the northern part of the country yet he accuses the minister of tribalism
SMH!

The people speaking out for international flights out of Enugu should provide facts [in form of data] or shut up
Give us incontrovertible facts
Even at that , businessmen do their feasibility studies and if it is quite profitable, they would be the ones lobbying government to give out business licenses not the other way round
Let's not bring this petty 'other regions have so we must too' argument
[size=18pt]What 9ja ,if she must co-exist as 1, needs is true autonomy to the federating units[/size]

9ja, nation of drama
Den of thieves
Where public policy& national discourse is driven by newspaper headlines
Only to recede out of consciousness
When another 'breaking news' hits
Mtcheew

Does it still have warranty from FOUANI?

40k
Deal?
No be only charger e come with?
Also is it 16 or 32 GB?

Nwa_Nimo: https://i.imgur.com/rJNcc.jpg

Badt dude
Really cracked me up too
More like eternity not a few minutes

“I think I am then most criticised president in the whole world, but I tell this noble audience that before I leave, I will also be the most praised president.

That title is reserved for the American president
Spare us the semantics with your pipe dreams Ebele, you didn't think through the job duties even when you had a 16 months head-start
Stop complaining now that you see your honeymoon is over
And stop having 2015 day dreams& schemes when you are yet to deliver

Oh no!
Not another 'Why are you still....' thread again

violent: The picture provides a vivid description of the modern day Nigeria. Chaotic, Confused, Uninspiring, mutilated, depressed, irreparable and abandoned with a completely bleak future!

Why we as a nation, are so cursed, to thrive in such despicable filth despite the land flowing with milk and honey (what milk and honey?) is beyond human understanding.

Hmnn!

Correct man