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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales, Abuja Only. by OcMichaels(m): 12:35am On Jul 22, 2022
comtem2011:
For urgent sale:

60k (negotiable)
How much for the printer alone
Computer Market / Re: Place Your Laptop Battery Needs Here And Get It In A Few Hours by OcMichaels(m): 2:13pm On Jul 21, 2022
ruphytelecom:
yes, what's the model of your Sony

Vaio Sve151J13L
Computer Market / Re: Place Your Laptop Battery Needs Here And Get It In A Few Hours by OcMichaels(m): 1:07am On Jul 21, 2022
Do you have Sony vaio battery!?
Computer Market / Re: All Laptops Motherboard Available In Lagos Nigeria by OcMichaels(m): 11:14pm On Jun 24, 2022
Do you have 8460w motherboard, the i7 cpu with AMD graphics and. If yes, how much?
Agriculture / Re: I Was Almost Bitten By This Puff Adder In My Corn Farm In Kaduna (Pictures) by OcMichaels(m): 6:01pm On Jan 09, 2022
Ehehe... Werey think sey he dey disguise.
Romance / Re: Help!!! Am Really Into This Girl by OcMichaels(m): 10:18am On Sep 26, 2021
What Continued simultaneously? �
Romance / Re: I Need Advise On My Girlfriend Fetish by OcMichaels(m): 10:00am On Sep 26, 2021
Kwame!!

Romance / Re: I Need Your Advice Plsss by OcMichaels(m): 9:30am On Sep 26, 2021
Bruv lock up and observe her for like 6months...
No too dey give her face, is like school don dey enter body.
The water don dey warm up., Soon...
Crime / Re: Russian Forces Paedo Who Abused His Daughter To Dig His Grave Before Killing Him by OcMichaels(m): 12:35pm On Sep 23, 2021
I wouldn't have shot him, would've just buried him alive.
Education / Re: At What Level Did You Realize You Won't Be Graduating With A First Class Degree? by OcMichaels(m): 9:41pm On Sep 18, 2021
When I got 4.5/30 in my first test ever..
I just left the wheel for Jesus to take over.

Though I'm in 300L now.
CGPA 4.23 currently

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Romance / Re: Video Of A Man Baking his Girlfriend’s Private Part With Shisha Smoke [WATCH ] by OcMichaels(m): 5:23pm On Sep 18, 2021
Make he for sweet �
Romance / Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by OcMichaels(m): 5:33am On Sep 15, 2021
Last December, I went out to the normal boys spot in my area.
Wasn't really in the mood for much action though I had to light up for solidarity sakes.
I didn't stay long coz of stuff I had to do at home.
I could still remember vividly, I watched a whole 2hrs movie without even knowing what the plot was, I just know I was Sha watching and laughing for no reason.
Till this moment I don't remember the name of that movie.


I later realized that blunt was laced coz it wasn't from the usual plug.
It was an out of body experience and I'm still thanking God I left when I did.
Normal AZ no go do me like that......
Pets / Re: I Just Killed A Green Snake In My Car. by OcMichaels(m): 8:33pm On Sep 10, 2021
No ever park there again, the mama fit dey bush dey vex for you!
If she catch you.....
Politics / Re: VAT: Kogi State Opposes Lagos, Rivers by OcMichaels(m): 8:16pm On Sep 10, 2021
That's a campaign statement in a clear bright colours.
The agbaya is still thinking of contesting.
Food / Re: Eating Meat Last: Why Do Most Nigerians Do This? by OcMichaels(m): 8:12pm On Sep 10, 2021
I also noticed it though I don't give it much attention.
I could remember one time I ate my meat staring right at mom, a way of exerting rebellion and she didn't object.
I celebrated that independence and it became a habit.
Fashion / Re: Fashion Or Madness? What Do You Think? by OcMichaels(m): 4:01pm On Sep 09, 2021
That's the life of a man in a picture.
It's portrays the psychological State of men in this centery.

Things choke... E no easy for us at all.
Business / Re: Do You Know That It Is Possible To Get Paid To Write Short Emails For Companies? by OcMichaels(m): 3:50am On Sep 09, 2021
Pls send to me too.
ocmichaels@gmail.com
Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by OcMichaels(m): 12:15am On Jan 01, 2020
Varlfott:
Before you ladies respond to this, I'll like to say that most of you are simply cowards. Why waste time making subtle gestures towards a guy you like in hopes that he will read your gestures as greenlights when you can simply just walk up to him and tell him you like him? A lot of us would appreciate you more if you did this. Most guys can't even interpret your green lights and most of you in attempt to show these green lights end up giving mixed signals.

What's the point of giving green lights even? You fear rejection but yet you expect men to overcome their own fear of rejection and approach you?

Why would you have a crush on a guy but expect him to be the one to text or call you first? Why don't you be the first to text or call?

So in leiu or all this, please tell us guys how you indicate that you are attracted to is and explain how you expect us to proceed. How do you show your greenlights? What are those subtle behaviors we guys should look out for?




When it comes to relationship, most of us guys don't get to understand these lights.


Colour blind.....
Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by OcMichaels(m): 12:11am On Jan 01, 2020
Quality20:
I'm a man not a lady sha, but I'm still gonna share an experience I had at lectures long long time a go. A lady sitting next to me at d lectures started scratching her head so intensely and at a point I felt like maybe she was trying to get my attention but I still didn't do anything sha, even a lady opposite us just kind of looked at both of us sharply as if we both involved in d drama. Was dat a green light or was she genuinely disturbed? Who knows?


Bruhh
Romance / Re: Ladies What Are The Subtle Ways You Give Green Lights To A Guy You Like? by OcMichaels(m): 12:07am On Jan 01, 2020
GraGra247:
Nigerian ladies have no green lights. Mark my words.

Many things men mistakenly count as green lights are false alarms. All men are victims of this.

If you like a lady simply approach her nicely, if she rejects, move on and try the next girl.

Ignore all greenlights if you don't want to make a fool of yourself.

On point.....fallen a fool to many times to count.
Learnt the hard way.
Family / Happy New Year... Resolution by OcMichaels(m): 12:06am On Jan 01, 2020
I welcome you all to the much anutiantici 2020.
I guess many of you are still in church and as such still in the cyclic mood of new resolutions.

What is the most weirdest new year resolution you've ever come up with.

Keppel them coming.
Celebrities / Re: Oluwo Of Iwo Kisses Tiwa Savages Hands, Asks If He Should Marry Her (pics) by OcMichaels(m): 11:52pm On Dec 31, 2019
Stevecovey:
The controversial king was seen at a recent event kissing Tiwa savages hands. This was in the company of Oba Elegushi of Lagos.

He later went on his official instagram page to ask whether he should 'gbese le'. This is a traditional term for when a king claims a wife, with or without her consent.

Source:
Yeye dey smell

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Romance / Re: Plus Size Man Goes Unclad For Birthday Photoshoot. PHOTOS by OcMichaels(m): 11:51pm On Dec 31, 2019
nairaobserver2:
Plus size man who play basket ball, Ejiafor goes unclad for birthday photoshoot, share pictures online today.

See More Photos Below
https://www.nairafame.com/2019/12/plus-size-man-goes-unclad-for-birthday.html

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Mynd44



A whole 9yards of wtf
Celebrities / Re: See What Happened To The Man That Buy His New Iphone11 For N17K. PHOTOS by OcMichaels(m): 11:47pm On Dec 31, 2019
Nairaobserver:
Man buy new iPhone11 at St Michaels road ABA at the rate of #17,000 see what happened to phone below
https://www.nairafame.com/2019/12/see-what-happened-to-man-that-buy-his.html

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc Seun
Cc Mynd44

What is it welcoming... .tearz ni

Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Amazing Transformation (Photos) by OcMichaels(m): 11:44pm On Dec 31, 2019
GistmoreNG:
A Nigerian lady took to Twitter to show off her biggest achievement in 2019 and it is her amazing body transformation.

@Amandaekarika who disclosed that she wants to push harder, said she went from 114kg (January 2nd 2019) to 75kg (December 30th 2019).

She tweeted;



http://gistmore.com/nigerian-lady-shows-off-her-amazing-transformation


Toning diet.
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by OcMichaels(m): 11:40pm On Dec 31, 2019
simonlee:
simple trick....

use a strange number to forward a text to your phone that reads "i will give you N20million and an oil company job if you divorce your wife and marry me"...
then see if she wouldn't go back to factory settings! wink

I just know it will end in hot tears

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Romance / Re: Female Marlians Go Bral*ss And Pantl*ss To Naira Marley Concert Yesterday. PHOTO by OcMichaels(m): 11:38pm On Dec 31, 2019
Nairafame1:
Unbelievable! Different female Marlians go bral*ss and Pantl*ss to Naira Marley Concert yesterday that hold at Eko Convention Centre, Lagos state yesterday.

See Uncover Photos HERE


It is well though
Romance / Re: Masturbation Is Killing Me!! by OcMichaels(m): 5:56pm On Dec 15, 2019
We are many on this street ...
I used to feel this way some years ago, then I got a girlfriend who understands everything,
She helped me get over the urge most times.....


Just find something doing, don't stay alone.....
Get a girl friend (a wild and matured one like mine).

It may take time, but eventually it will no longer be an addiction.
Romance / Re: Masturbation Is Killing Me!! by OcMichaels(m): 5:48pm On Dec 15, 2019
SkinnyNigga:
6 times a day kill you there.. who you think you fooling? e no even dey possible
The major General of the masturbation batallion has spoken, he found this to be impossible with respect to his many years of experience in this field.

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Is Killing Me!! by OcMichaels(m): 5:46pm On Dec 15, 2019
Gofwane:
. . . In the name of the right hand, I charge you to be soft to your preek.

In the name of the vaseline, I charge you to be slippery.

And in the name of more pleasure, I charge you to visit xvideos.com


Arise and jo soapy till you burst a nut grin

I actually scrolled down to see a comment liky this...alas

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