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Gejpresident:
mumu I live in Melbourne

With the rest of your generation? If u don't live in Nigeria then why open your mouth and shut your brain? Let it be vice versa bro. I no kuku ask where u dey live. Olodo omo ale jati jati

Gejpresident:
Buhari has nothing to offer


u destroyed Gej government with insurgency and propaganda with ur northern elders so shall God destroy ur government till 2019

And guess who suffers for it.

No pic?

U spend money to make money. No matter how small

I'm in love with this. How can we connect?

Nice piece

*Modified* First to comment at last.

Dear OP,
This Peter n Paul story sha.
Its either they are two little black birds sitting on the wall (forget them cos u cant marry a bird) or they are P Square(forget them cos they are married)
Thank you.

jonaji:
Could this be divine ? Or a normal coincidence ? Your thoughts are welcomed!!!!

OP, dem no count abuja vote join? Cos na 36 I see

And my presiding Bishop shows what he teaches!

LOL. See who's talking. Where your own stupidity come dey?

eminentme:
dnt always show ur stupidity everywhere u go, ur nt MTN.

All songs by Don Moen
Grace-Michael Smith
Healing rain-Michael Smith
Lord I believe- Crystal Lewis
How great you are-Micah Stampley
Be lifted high-Michael Smith
All I need is you-hill song
My heart will trust-
Your peace- Kenny K'ore
God is a healer-Kurt Karr
Great Jesus-Kurt Karr
Holy-James Fortune
Last Jesus-Kirk Franklin
Arugbo ojo-Kennedy
Come to me-OluwaloniBISI
E.t.c. Endless list

akereconfi: Nathaniel Bassey, Book of Life


I feel so so so sorrowful when I think about all my misdeeds

You don't have to keep remembering d past bro. The song shud keep u going n think abt Heaven.

Tundeiab: Since she said she has evidence, that show that it was a premeditated act on her side. Even before the whole show began she knew where it would end, so she was prepared to shame the church of Jesus.
Men of God are human, so he is not infallible. I have heard and read about satanic agents like Ese, who were sent from d pit of hell to seduce pastors.
God know the truth. Let God be the judge.

How come you sound like you have already judged her?

E<R>F:


@OP, i hope you wheren't expecting me to read all that?

Why u sef come type epistle now?

NEW BIN: joke ....kwesi Appiah is better than him

Don't start anything here bro

obadiah777: LISTEN HERE YOU KNUCKLE DRAGGING MOUTH BREATHING AUSTRALOPITHECUS. NIGERIA IS IN HELL. YOU AINT KNOWING ? YOU BEEN IN HELL FOR A WHILE NOW. HOWEVER FOR YOUR HELL TOBE OVER, AMERICA HAS TO BE DESTROYED IN hARMAGEDDON. IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST THAT THE FOURTH BEAST, THE ROMAN EMPIRE, WHICH INCLUDES AMERICA IS OBLITERATED BECAUSE ONLY THEN CAN YOU EMERGE BUT BEING THE SLAVE YOU ARE I AM SURE YOU PREFER THE WAY THINGS ARE NOW

What have you been reading and who have u been listening to?

[quote author=Conquistador][/quote]11 MILLION? That's serious. Wots ur source again pls. Mumu of life

[quote author=Conquistador][/quote]Get CAF website or get its president via telephone and stop crying here.

[quote author=Conquistador][/quote]U even know our combination. Wow! We have done so much in ur life. Be grateful son!

xynerise: *picks a bottle of Gulder and breaks it on her heart*

Wow! U r a genius

Billyonaire: Fear, is a weapon of control. Religion is an institution that promotes fear above intelligence. They say, He exists, but you cant see him. And when you ask why ? The response is believe, without questioning. And when you say "Pastor, you are not making sense", the response is "Touch not the anointed, and do my prophet no harm". Am a grown man, I would take none of that shit no more.

No one is asking u to take anything bro. Its ur call n ur decision.

Odinaka00: Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† do you have Ť☺ say about this drogba's goal in oldtraford 2 seasons ago?

And what do u av to say about d only goal u scored in dt same match?

Seriously,how FIFA dey do this ranking self? Does the economy affect FIFA ranking or the price of "G" does?

It should have happened the other way round. That is, Why didn't he give d gun to his son to shoot him? Mad man

In a bid to test the potency of his newly
acquired bullet proof ‘juju’, a man,
Ornguga Adega, of Agbatse village in
Kwande local government area of Benue
State, shot his only son dead while
conducting a gunshot test on the boy.
Sunday Vanguard gathered that the
suspect, who was immediately
apprehended by men of the Benue State
Police Command, is currently facing trial at
a Makurdi Chief Magistrate Court.
According to the First Information Report,
FIR, by the police, the suspect and father
of the ten- year- old had, in August 2012,
bought some charm from a native doctor
with the belief that it was potent enough
to prevent the penetration of bullets into
his body.
He was said to have rubbed his ‘bullet
proof’ cream on the body of his son in
order to verify its efficacy and potency in
line with the instructions of the native
doctor from whom he bought the charm.
According to the FIR, Adega fired a shot
with his single barrel gun on the right leg of
his son following which the bullet
shattered the leg and also penetrated
through to the left leg.
The boy was said to have bled profusely but
before his shocked and devastated father
could get proper medical attention for him,
the little boy bled to death.
When the case came up at the Makurdi
Chief Magistrate Court, police prosecutor,
Inspector Gabriel Egbonyi, said the accused
was arrested at the process of investigating
the cause of death of the young boy.
Egbonyi further told the court that the
accused confessed to committing the
crime and also acknowledged responsibility
for the unfortunate incident which
prompted further police investigation into
the matter.
Meanwhile no plea was taken for want of
jurisdiction. However the prosecution said
investigation was still in progress in the
matter and asked for another date for
hearing.
The Chief Magistrate, Mr Dan Ogoh, ordered
that the accused be remanded in prison
custody and adjourned the case to 12
September.

AS part of the war against indecent dressing
to places of worshop, female members of
the Mountain of Fire Ministries, MFM, have
been banned from wearing trousers.
In different televised live broadcasts,
General Overseer of MFM, Pastor Daniel
Olukoya warned “females wearing trousers
and not covering their heads to this church
is not allowed. If you cannot abide by this
rule please locate to another parish where
such can be condoned.”
Lamenting the high increase of ladies
wearing trousers to the church, Olukoya
warned that the church will no longer
tolerate any lady that does not cover her
hair or who wears trousers into any of the
branches of the church henceforth.
According to him, it is either such people
obey or move to any other church that
allows wearing of trousers.
Dr. Olukoya expressed disgust over the
increase of ladies wearing trousers to
church and warned that the church will no
longer allow any lady wearing trousers to
join the congregation and those who refuse
to cover their heads, adding that they have
the choice of obeying the order or moving
to other churches where they can do so.
The MFM head also expressed outright
dismay at the rate at which young ladies
and even the married ones are
disrespecting church’s rule concerning the
mode of dressing, hence the need to
correct the abnormality.
The respected man of God has also
directed all regional overseers and
assembly pastors to enforce the rules.
The message has been sent across to all
the branches of the church nationwide. Not
only that, it is also mandatory for all the
pastors in charge to start enforcing the rule
to the letter.

dopeJemi: true sha, bt we have vocalists here in naija oh, e.g banky w, djinee, omawunmi, iyanya, brymo etc

Banky?
Iyanya?
Brymo?
Where's Praiz, DareY n even Daddy fresh?

OP,u wan dey tell us say baba dudu na chocolate abi?

Op,wot do u do wit ur ex wen u r alone wit him?
2. How will u feel if ur hubby feels d same way about his hubby?
FLEE from SIN

tpia1:

this statement makes no sense, therefore, i think the thread is suspect.

I actually had to read that sentence twice and till now,I don't understnd myself