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haffaze777:
Seyi makinde is typical PDP man nah.what do u expect from PDP if not agberoism and stupidity?curse d day oyo people voted this nuisance,quote me negatively and be visited with ayilala

Oga u are the nuisance here and ayilala has no moniker on Nairaland.

What's the difference between Auxiliary and MC Oluomo?

solmus:



good looking couple, US propaganda through Hollywood Movies always want to paint Russians as bad people, the the truth is Russians seem more cool than Americans

In all American Movies back then the Boss must be Russian name Boris or Nikolai, same as the evil villain and spies, while American white Actor like Bruce wilis or Rambo , would always kick Russian asses and save the day... Africans have being loaded with neo colonial crap since day one

However People who traveled to Russia for the world cup share a completely different story about Russians

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funny but true tho, Americans and double standard.

Emmayen:
Oniovo mavo

Bros I greet your government

Emmayen:
Oniovo mavo

Bros I greet your government

Urhobo wado oooooooo. Urhobo me na Ovuo vo!

gentlegenius:
We all know that Oshiomole is a clown, but the greatest of all clowns is the sacked APC deputy governor... I don't even know which name to address him with. How can someone bear 4 different names on 5 certificates?
That man was born in confusion, grew up in confusion, went to school in confusion, graduate in confusion, contest and win elections in confusion. Everything about him is confusing...
Check the titles attached to his name and you'll see another confusion: "Senator, Bishop"...
Haba!

hahaahhahahahahahha my chest ooooooooo

MRcocaFanta:
It's like you don't know the power a virgin possesses.

Reason why female virgins are mostly require as sacrifices in movies and there is another reason why Nuns are virgins.

My brother, when five to ten virgin nuns with clean heart gather together to pray for you with ancient Gregorian chants and in Latin.

I swear the way you go blow ehn, e go be like say you do money rituals, everything about your life will be magical, each phone calls to your phones a potential money connection.

If you have a young sister or daughter that is a virgin, nurture her into the holy Christian race, let her be deep into JESUS and Christianity and watch as your life and that of the family turn out for Good.

The power of a Virgin.

Any man that has a virgin lady as a girlfriend or lover has hit a jackpot for life.

Oga so na Virgin pray for Mark Zuckerberg?

Na Virgin pray for Seun Osewa ( If u know the amount of time Seun n the mods put in to make Nairaland what it is today) it will baffle you.


Stop equating trash to fame, hard work will only gives you money........even in Politics.

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Mr. Jollof or Fried Rice or Oil Rice is a monumental disgrace.

He talks rubbish.

papaejima20199:
This is my first time posting NL , although I've been reading a lot in the last few months . I'll try to be as detailed as possible. I don't even know if I'm asking a question, or advice, or what. I just have to get some things out of my brain.

I’m 36 and my wife is 32. we've been married for 12 years and have two children, twins age 1. I would say happily married. As in, we don't fight, , never any abuse of any kind, no major life disagreements. I love my wife. She is a great mother, a great provider for the family, and we make a great team when it comes to raising our kids. However, she leaves me feeling undesired. Sexually, just intimacy in general, not feeling wanted or desired, missing that flirtatious quality that we all enjoy in a relationship. Our sex life has been on a steady decline, honestly since we got married. Less and less and less every year, and yes, kids make that even more difficult (and provide very easy excuses)

About 2 years ago, I was close to cheating. There was a girl at work that I flirted with often. We started hanging out , and we always seemed to end up talking, touching innocently, flirting, but nothing ever happened between us. The feeling this girl gave me inspired me to tell my wife how I was feeling, what I was missing, etc. I told her how important sex was to me, asked her what I could change, or if she needed to change something. Her response was that she "just didn't really think about it like you do" and that she would try to work on it. Well she didn't work on it, at all.

The flirty girl didn't work with me any more, and I lost that "flame" with her and let it go, and went about life as usual. I've been working a lot of hours over the last six months. I fell into this flirty relationship with one of my coworkers 22 and we just would have a lot of fun with one another. Mad sexual tension. A few months back things happen and she blows me. Its great. Best sex of my life. We set up plans to meet up off work hours and we do.

My coworker is in perfect shape. Its like my perfect woman. I love the way she loves me. She appreciates me, she satisfies me, she matches my sexual drive, and even exceeds it. She is everything I was missing in life, and I'm as happy as I've been in a long time. She is also crazy about me which feels unbelievable. Its been a while since someone has just wanted me to be happy and wanted to please me. I now consider her my girlfriend.

I don't wish to hurt my wife. But I do wish to be happy.

I do not wish for my children to grow up in a home with divorce. I want them to grow up with myself and my wife still being the team we've been so far, doing equal parts to take care of them, and always be there for them.

I realize a lot of what I'm saying are things that can't go together. I want to be with my girlfriend, I don't want to hurt my wife, and I don't want my kids to suffer . I can't have it all. Now I feel stuck

I need help because I can't seem to go through with this alone, and I have no one close enough with the time and level of trust that I can confide in, so I would really appreciate it if you'd offer me some advice.

Thanks for reading

It seems like script writers, movie makers and upcoming actors are creating new monikers to ask opinions from vast majority of Nigerians on this faceless forum.

Some idiots said GEJ has damaged our international reputation, but how come during PMB almighty USA banned us??


Buhari USA is not PDP

Theophinio:
@Op and others planning to relocate to Turkey for greener pastures, i beg you guys in the name of whatever you hold dearly to desist from such
Am currently in Istanbul, Turkey.
The only job here is not even befitting for a slave, 95% Nigerians here are into Internet fraud
Am here for football, is extremely hard to play professional football here without profile, even amateur football here is banned for foreigners, just last week they lifted the ban
Am just lucky here
A lot of Nigerians i met are begging to feed, because they were deceived by their agents
To be forewarned is to be Forearmed
#PEACE

Bros am an armature footballer, what's visa category should I apply for to make it in Turkey

clevvermind:
they think we don't know their foolish game plan

Federal government wants to form eye service to America.

So they can uplift the travel ban

HahahhahahhahahaHah

All of sudden, Chibok girls were spotted

OP I will reply, let me finish operating Large Format Machine first.


You talk from both sides of your mouth, I know you are in the camp of Sharon Ikeazor


But Buhari Government is the main reason ( why because he keeps talking trash each time he travels overseas.)

There is corruption in Ghana and Cameroon too, if not more than Nigeria. American friends acquiring. Nigeria passport is same as Evans the kidnapper acquiring, Ghanian passport.

If you have money, as a Nigerian you will get Cameroon passport.

President Buhari Government needs to sell our image, not battering our image.

Ibkabasa:
Can we talk about this sir.

I know NGO'S in the North pay huge salary.

But be careful, some Boko Boys might be in this faceless forum commenting 800k as salary.

usoroh4luv:
well mine is 25k. A classroom teacher. But this is madness.

Oga can you tell me "why it's madness" ??

Hahaahhahahahahahha

solmus:
Garri isnt withing the taxable comodity, infact most food items arent

I noticed this moniker on politics section. Oga u are smarter than this.

Trust Nigerians, when dollar high, traders and market women liverage on that to inflate price of commodities.

If Ugwu leaf price fit high, how much more Garri?

recievesense:
If u have an immigrant visa filed for u, all u need to clear your criminal history is to pay N5,000.00 to N25,000.00 (depending on location) to State CID to do a finger print report for the embassy processing. This does not tell the US consulate the individual criminal history. If the Nigerian Government can pass a law that every immigrant application must pass a DSS screening then i guess the USA will lift the ban.

Same DSS that will screen minister's and later Sahara reporters will still detect some use Fake UK polythenic certificate to get appointment?

Oga USA is not PDP or Ipob members

Prices of commodities are already inflated.

What's the way forward Naija?


By the time VAT is fully implemented. Basket of Garri will be sold for 1,500naira

Hahahaha,

Just reading comments and watching ZeeWorld instead of Chelsea FC VS Liecester City.


E remain Man na BBQ grills to catch up with reality.



2023 will be so sweet. If CPC/APC faction refuse to handover to Tinubu.

ACN/APC faction will use the media on them and whoever they choose.

seunmsg:
My understanding of the part in bold is that Nigerians can no longer immigrate to the US except those that have acted as moles for the US government. Very harsh and unnecessary.

The Federal government should engage the US government diplomatically to get the restriction reversed. If Trump insist on keeping the restriction after all necessary engagements, we should consider a reciprocal decision.

Oga which reciprocal decision will you think will affect USA?

USA is not PDP or IPOB ooooo

KennedyOkpara:
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Mods please shift to front page.

Are you in Warri and u came to a PrinyiPr Press at Effurun yesterday?

MrBrownJay1:
Xtian life.....?! Yet you are sending half nekkid pics to online strangers...?!

That's OP problem, Christian life made him to become an idiot and refuse to conform to reality of life.

Yeye scammer de chat u, u couldn't decode it immediately.

Angelfrost:
The lie is just beyond me... I just can't wrap my head around it.

Life age, Christian Obodo is 45 or 46 years

Allen102:
I hope this your story is not fiction?

Where in Port Harcourt did such happened? Let's make call if truly such thing occurred?


But this is Nairaland, home of fictional stories

Coldie:
I am Igbo but I don't need to read it to know its the truth our people don't know how to play politics.

Nobody will ever take us serious as long as we keep chanting Biafra.

Amongst the major tribes we igbos are the poorest, its not like we are not hardworking but no matter the kind of business u do, no matter the amount of Money u save up and make one political appointment and u will make all those Money in one day, what does that tell u?

Our foolish leaders in the east see nothing wrong with the emigration of Igbo youths to other regions on a daily basis, leading to sparsely populated towns and villages and unoccupied houses, mansions and buildings littering the east yet they see nothing wrong with it.

I like your sense of judgement. But how do I Igbo leaders change the perception of the youth.

Atouke:
Why not? Since when did uyo = eket?
This are two different cities.

Oga Delta State has Delta Force FC at Asaba Stadium and Warri Wolves FC in Warri Stadium



Two teasm in Delta State

AWFCNAIJA:
I have sent you a message on WhatsApp

With US number?

lizdammy:
You at get it from us.(check my signature) It's taken sublingually(under the tongue) Blessings!

Will the CBD Oil reduce the epilepsy or will cure it gradually??

AWFCNAIJA:
I doubt you find in a chemist... There are some retailers here on nairaland because the oil is discreetly imported.

As to how to use it, I have covered that in the post. 2 - 3 drops sublingually (under the tongue) per day and she should be fine.

Note that it should be taken overtime and if you have the money add it to her diet as a supplement. Continue to lookout for the symptoms and note improvements and or any possible case of side effects.

You can read more about it on the web.

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