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Xmas theives doing deir thing

AB_Royal: This Thread Is Revolving Around Odizeey..PAGE 1662

daily observer, you r welcome

Ken excel: Wow....Happy birthday to d best mum in d world,If i av an opportunity to come back to dis world and choose a mother,i will prefer to b wif u...U've been always dere for me tru thick and thin,u contributed to wat i am today....U d best and u one in a million......Frm d bottom of my hrt i say i love u and am proud to call u my mummy!!...U d best
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Pls frnds join me in sayin a very big happy bifday to d best mum in world..U truly worth celebratin and its a privilege avin u in my life
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Happy bifday to u love...Wish u long life and more prosperity,God's favour.!!
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Kisses to u dear*!!

ur mummy dey here?
Tell her to drop card first

Faith93: May all who wished me appi bufday be blessed abundantly...tnx for d wishes..I love y'all...bt God loves u mre ...gudnyt!

na »̶-̶̶ †̥ånKz-► we wan chop. Do d magic joor

Make una leave d guy,na wetyn Dem dey teach for deir uni,to dey make noise

akunjohn: Hw d u knw dat he s a yoruba boy,,jst because he speaks d language fluently makes him a yoruba?,I have a niece who speak who speak d language as if she s a yoruba.

Dnt judge a book by its cover.

I no get eye to c him face? My bro,na una dey rule for dere n dat is final

tr3y: Drunkard

trekking expert

I dey observe

PetroDolla2: Abeg I no wan laugh, goat . do you know the unemployment level in your sh1thole? It is above 50%. http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/nigeria53-lcci-puts-unemployment-rate-50-poverty-67 Why do you think kidnapping is the biggest industry after oil and gas in your country? Same for pr0stitution?

Ghana’s unemployment rate is 1.9% [url]http://www.ghanareview.com/Restyle/index2.php?class=BEF&date=2013-10-23&id=58478
1.9%[/url]

Hahahaha tethered to an eternally hopeless bottom-dwelling country can be very frustrating, huh? Those who live in glass houses don’t throw stones, huh?

no no,i mean u,u get job?
C ur head

Quatermaine: I Just can't stop laughing after reading this.. L L .

A girl scrolled thru her boyfriend's phone & saw funny girls name saved in d contact list such as Rachel stingy, Gloria small bosom ,Mary long teeth, Tracy big ear, Tina K-leg, irene small nyash & she was having fun laughing at all d names she saw. She decided 2 check out wot her own number had been saved as & when she dialled her line, what she saw was SONIA MOUTH ODOUR.. Lol!!, if you be sonia, wetin you go do?

no mind dem,e funny for me. One word for dem
#Badbelle

Standing5: That's an option too
Thanks bro

which option,na yoruba boy gv me fone wit bad charging port,na dem dey obtain for dat market,yoruba dey rule for badness dere

ms_pee: Zee zee

ms kpekpeye

Ozone4eva: Peeps de shop for Xmas abeg.

naso

In my house.
E go safe die

Up man u

Likes scarce today o

Quatermaine: does it matter?

at tyms

ms_pee: Yuzzy

peepee

nickz: What's with Nigerians and Illuminati obsession.......celebrating a legacy is now tagged illuminati funeral ryts....nawah oh

nawa o. I been dey find likes,but e scarce today. Who observe am

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i no get bar nw,if i get na nw one i go buy na me tear d nylon n carton. Micheal don teach me lesson

Illuminati don come perform deir ryts

nna_bu_ike: I have a shipment of laptops that has just arrived from U.S.A. looks just like new without even a scratch on them. Some Hp and Lenovo laptops that I can sell to you for very good price. If you are interested, send me an e-mail: emxlaboratories@gmail.com

wait mk e land na,dat sea syd na dangerous syd o,marine guys dey here dem fit sink your shipments o

Genevive don dey big o,dat girl dey crack joke die,no b she do nite of a thousand laff?

I still remember my first bb curve 4 from dat place.
After one week charging port no work again
micheal God go judge u o.

Quatermaine: at first, I was like 'this is stale' but at end I found myself laughing out loud..

Odizeey you are the man!

u knw say i no dey lie. Na basketmouth get am

An elderly man in Accra calls his son in New York and says,"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?"the son yells."We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"the old dad explained."We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in London and tell her!".

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone."Like heck they're getting divorced,"she shouts,"I'll take care of this."She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him,"You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?"she yelled as she hung up the phone.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife."Okay", he says,"it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare.

African Parents!!! Too sharp for their own Good! Lol

badbull92: Dis no joke but a mind game...odizeey try b lyk akpos ...Aunty Susan was having a problem with Akpos in her class.

Akpos said 'M'am, I should be in SS3, i'm smarter than my friend Ofego and he's in SS3'.

Aunty Susan had heard enough of Akpos' complains & took him to the Principal's office.
She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Akpos with some questions that an SS3 Student should know.

PRINCIPAL : What's 3+3?
AKPOS : 6
PRINCIPAL : 6+6?
AKPOS : 12.
And so on.

The Principal asked Akpos many questions and he got them right.
The Principal then asked Aunty Susan to send Akpos to SS3.

She decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
AUNTY SUSAN : What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï've only 2 of?
AKPOS : Legs!
AUNTY SUSAN : What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
AKPOS : Pockets!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
AKPOS : Coconut!
AUNTY SUSAN : What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, Akpos was taking charge.
AKPOS: Bubble Gum
AUNTY SUSAN : You stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
AKPOS : Tent!


The principal was looking restless.
AUNTY SUSAN : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me what am I?
AKPOS : Wedding Ring
AUNTY SUSAN : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good?
AKPOS : Nose
AUNTY SUSAN : I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver!
AKPOS : Arrow!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
AKPOS : Fork!
AUNTY SUSAN : Whats it that all men have,It's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
AKPOS : Surname
AUNTY SUSAN : What part of the man has no bone,But has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
AKPOS : Heart!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to AUNTY SUSAN : 'Send the boy to the University, I myself got the last 10 questions wrong!...

oga wat is dis

badbull92: I knew dat dis dude was goin 2 comment...mr odizeey W̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ I do U̶̲̥̅̊ abeg

i dey help endorse ur ministry

Quatermaine: lol, very funny. Nice one dude, I see improvement.

improvement wit old story.
But it isnt eazy to do copy n past o

Detivo: u go knw say me nd dat guy no b dsame by d time we meet

naso o. No b cloth u go wash ,na message i go dey send u

ms_pee: Dizzy

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