₦airaland Forum

chrisley024:
that's true though but I would hardly trust this man with a penny since I can't tell what he did with about 250M

the tactics are boring.. left our match for Seville vs Bilbao.. He should just go at the end of the season

If you don't have the qualities you expect from the opposite sex or give what you expect from the opposite sex, then wahala go dey o

chrisley024:
what we need is a change of tactics/coach

true we also need new recruits for those positions esp RW

Van Gaal no kill me with him useless tactics.. we definitely need an AM, RW, CM AND RB.

mhen that guy is like me..
Upon all the romance movies, many of our 9ja sister aren't romantic. Infact many can't evn do what dey watch.


The earlier our 9ja girls wake up to reality, the better

190:
warm weather
r231 she said warm weather

Buhahaha

STENON:

smile jo.. why you keep face like that? e no fit you at all..

STENON:

make my guy come quickly put a ring on it or I do myself

Sunnypar:
She dey form hard to get! You would soon see us on front page Stenon weds Sunnypar bit would read SS marries each other. Then she would be bearing Stenon sunnypar.

lol... all na shakara

if she na.ked swear for you, na.ked too swear for her

if she naked swear for you, naked too swear for her

Eko oni baje

shegsky:
Eleyi Gara gan o.
LADIES AND THERE WAHALA.

Have you also heard that If not that DNA test was carried out on Terry G's supposed 3-year old daughter he wouldn't have known that he was parenting
another man's child
ignorantly...I sympathize with
Terry G as it is not a crime to be a celebrity..He should
take solace in the fact that the child is innocent.. It's so
pathetic that paternity fraud has become the order of the day. How on earth could a lady make a man/guy believe that he is the real father of someone else's child for crying out loud? Lord have
mercy...Only God knows how many men/guys are so busy fathering children that doesn't belong to them till-
date...What a crazy world!!

crazy world

melancholy and.......

brownsug:
Eeyan badoo

lol.... Eeyan Mayweather

BuddhaPalm:
He's no longer interested.

And try to take your ego out of it, this dating/attraction stuff is fickle territory.

It likely not even due to a shortcoming of yours.

Welcome to the game.

nice reply.. everyone get played

phemolala07:
Dnt just choose kwara state pls.am a batch A corper in kwara state so I knw Wat am talking about.tanks

lol.. Yikpata people

Acidosis:
I keep warning people on Nairaland not to allow ex boyfriends/girlfriends interfere in their relationships.

It is not about trust, its about commonsense. An ex should not even be on your contact, BBM, Facebook or Whatsapp. Do not keep pictures of exes, and don't allow anyone of them (dead or living) come near your home.

Sir, your marriage is 15 years plus. Why on earth would a woman leave you, your home and a job of 200k/driver/car for a meagre 40k?

Sir, your wife must have gotten N40k in cash, and N300k in KIND. Whoever tells you otherwise can kill you.

How can you book flights on 3 occasions for a 40K job? Nawaooo!

I don't know what to tell you, many Nairaland women will blame you on this so get ready to act like a man.

very true.. I it's so sad many people are still attached to their ex.. ladies especially..
The man self Bleep up though

Emerick....

ME: Hi cutie HER: Hi ME: I think You are cute HER: Thank you ME: can i go out with you on Friday ? HER : What do you do for a living? ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock exchange or Something like that? ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through! If only she knew i was talking about nairabet

ME: Hi cutie
HER: Hi
ME: I think You are cute
HER: Thank you
ME: can i go out with you on Friday ?
HER : What do you do for a living?
ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns
HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock exchange or Something like that?
ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few
HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through!

If only she knew i was talking about nairabet

Iyalaya. ..baba Iya eyan

xfire:
Send me your CV. Include your username. I will review it by weekend. Thanks

oga xfire happy new year.. can I send mine for reviews too?, thanks

Alabukun saving Nigerians always

Hmm

single people Lik us nko??

Evathyst:
Lamentation from a broke As* niggar!


You don't wanna take care of your bae, yet you want her to look good abi? God is watching you in 3D!

aunty what kinda statement is this? before the guy who was taking care of her. I it's not a must my teacher..

it's necessary though

Evathyst:
You mean that beggar that always says 'Please complete my transport fare!' Lolz!


Nairalanders una get bad-mouth o!

you Don use style yab the man

Medunah:
Oga, if you want the first class come and take it

you think im dbanj? fake ass student

Iyalaya

Not and never scared ..
The first time we were bn counsel by a woman befre going in for the mini interview.
I was asked when last I sex, how many partners, etc etc.
An elderly man and a guy almost killed me with laugh as they were scared and shaking, all waiting for the results..
Was called in and I collected the result saw negative..
The other guy went in and immediately he came out, he shouted "Thank God o, I no get am "

The other man was so scared to open his and asked me to tell him what's it..I smiled and told him he's free from the virus and he said, "Thank you my son " .He even paid for photocopies and was thanking me..


what I notice is alot of people are scared to go for test.. they will tell you it's better they don't know than to know they are positive..

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