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long story..f he's into you he will tell you

Chang ur moniker come 2016

As goat stand na so dem dey prize am for market

MRBrownJ:
@korel9
what would telling him serve exactly?! you are not looking to marry her, neither does he, so enjoy this community toto, and be merry.



yeah she may have many other guys in her stable, and so what?! these guy are after her just for the toto, so they shouldnt complain.
and condoms are not made for donkeys.

This

Mrman2 his experience on weed smoking.. though his comment was made 2013

had just moved out of my parents house and
was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no
idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious
movements and signature weed scent(abi na
odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with
him, my worst fears were confirmed as he
started bringing home his weed smoking buddies
and they would occassionally roll a wrap and
smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed
with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered
what made them happy after smoking, so i
decided to find out for myself(wrong move)
It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i
think it was, my friend was out as usual. I
searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't
find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived
the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half
expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to
be aware of my presence there, they were all on
different planets all expect one i concluded that
he must be the seller so i approached him and
the following conversation ensued:

Me: how far?

Weed seller: i dey

Me: i wan buy weed

Weed seller: how many parcel?

Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need

Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha
(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)

Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i
didn't know that. I thought it was something very
large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap
of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when
he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive
weed was that cheap.
On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but
mix it with beans because i thought that it will
be better that way(another wrong move). Long
story short, i cooked beans and added the whole
weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him
ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened
to me this one that you people will eat and be
feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was
like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing
laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the
floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i
couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and
fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud.
After a few minutes of head banging, i was able
to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of
my mind that I never knew existed previously, it
was scary and cool at the same time. I could
feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to
experience it to believe it. Though I strongly
advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the
room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a
voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor
(off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came
again oya sa re(now run) that was when i
realised that the weed had taken effect so i
decided to take a shower to see if it will calm
me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so
hot i ran out of the bathroom.
I called my friend to see if he could help me
make sense of what was going on but he
laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of
weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel,
he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in
the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist
make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe
itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go
away no matter how hard i scratched and i was
convinced that the beating in my chest was an
evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I
ran to my neighbour champion and told him
champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls
punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya
mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo)
he hissed and walked out having had enough of
such nonsense from the boys in the boys
quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de
gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't
you punch yourself in the chest or do you want
to die?) i punched and punched but there was no
difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my
head was getting louder, the itch in my head was
getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was
getting louder. Then came the voice again oya
ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but
on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was
shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i
would have given husain bolt a run for his money
on that day).


On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare
footed, i told him i had a severe headache i
needed something to make me sleep
immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed
it right there in his presence, next i asked him to
give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he
realised something was wrong with me and
chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart
beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time
around to a nurse in the area, first thing she
asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you
have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba
bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i
was finally able to explain my situation to her
and she took me in, tied something around my
elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I
passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or
2am in the middle of the night with the worst
kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a
whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting
without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told
me e be like say your head no carry am but e go
better make you try am once more so you go dey
use to it. The following day while the house was
empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the
prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my
parents. It's been a few years since that
experience but the lesson I learnt is an
unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me
in trouble again and my circle of friends have
since changed.

coogar

elampiro:
I asked, what did we archive without Rooney starting in four games? 1 point with unforgivable uncoordinated attacking play. When he returned against Stoke, his hold up play and coordination greatly improved us.

the team is shitty for weeks now..

elampiro:
Dem don go hide. Make I log out. When I sleep na, dem go come post yeye kpekpeiye comments.

make una go sleep with una Rooney comments jare.. person mk Don past his best days..

GGMU

tempex88:
Hmmm, I get 150k monthly, she gets 180k monthly, she still bills me staedy and am always like whatttt!!!

lol.. na normal na.. women for you

Wife yes, gf maybe

United all the way

their two might lose sef.. two werey teams

We are United.. GGMU

Greekgoddess:
Na real bad guy, he really deserves an award, cos i don't know how he does it

He chats with me 24/7,calls me as if his live depends on it, nd even midnight calls

Thumbs up to the guy

lol.. that's one way to sweep a lady off her feet, always be there and funny it's not all guys who act lovey dovey, call always, give you his time has good intentions.. players know all this and don't mind acting like prince charming for a very long time as long they will get the cookie

dachaste:
Yup dats true. And am glad I learnt early as a lady to go with d one dat loves u more instead of d one u love more and are not sure if d feeling is mutual.




Cos ladies. Grow to love. As for guys hhmmmmmnnnn

Good you learn to love on time...
for guys,************************

na WA o...You want a 19years old to be a mother Jus like that? is she done with her schooling? she say she isn't ready to be a mother and you are forcing Her..


person go give ur daughter Belle And marry her at 16.. say Amen

God bless Mtn and etisalat. oh lawd

dachaste:
Yup dats very true. We keep expecting d person be be a demi god or something




Another tin we fail to consider is ddat will dat special perfect person want to be with soMeone like me? We Waste time searching for perfect ppl Forgeting these ppl Also got taste and fAiling to gRoom ourselves for these perfect ppl we desire.

Yup.. love can be complicated atimes joo.. though fair to many out there..

it's like standing on a queue Hoping the person in front(we love) will Jus look back and accept us while those at our back (we don't love but they love us) is hoping we Jus look back too and accept them.
choosing who we love to who love us ..we cant be sure atimes if it's true..

A saying goes thus "we know who we love but we don't know who truly loves us "

dachaste:
Hehehehhehehehe. No be small tin oh

lol.. you no go want get belle now..


One problem I think we have is girls think guys are bad and cheats and guys too think girls are deceptive and cheats.

Maybe most times we set priorities too high and when expectations aren't met, then there's a problem.

Greekgoddess:
Real Oliver twist


99.9% of d guys online r single

Imagine a guy who i was chatting with on facebook, he told me he wanted a relationship, nd wen i asked him if he is not in a relationship, he said he is single, dat his fiancee died in an accident

I took pity on him nd start thinking of considering his proposal

Den a called me and told me she has a bday party to attend nd she don't want to go alone, it's d bday of a 3yr old girl

On our way to d party we started discussing about dis guy dat is asking me out, she asked to see his pics which i showed her, she just started laughing, wen i asked d reason y, she said d bday we are going to is being celebrated by dis guy's daughter, dat she is friends with his wife


I was speechless

We got to d party quite alright

Wen d guy saw me, d look on his face was epic

oh lawd.. bad guy

Greekgoddess:
Nd wat has politics got to do with dis

Wailing or not, as long as am not using ur hands to type, am free to type wat ever i want

oh lawd... Buhahaha

dachaste:
Lolz. U won't give me belle ke?




Even if u give me I nor go Collet am.

better that way....me gan no go do am r**

dachaste:
Lolz. Its not an arguable fact.

lol... good you know.. it's 50-50

dachaste:
Lolz. And we r learning to take responsibility of our actions. Afterall wen u give gal belle com run leave am, nor be d gal alone dey carry shame for headv

lol
.when both of dem dey do without protection Wetin she expect?

Moreover I won't give you belle and run .. I Tak responsibility for my actions not someone's

SexyCeline:
Sex and nafin else. Good guys are nearly almost extinct.

Are u a good girl?

Greekgoddess:
Nd wats my biz if many ladies are attracted to you

I have no intention of leaping so i won't bother to look

typo.. meant to type the kind of guys ladies are attracted to..

Good you not looking so stop wailing like those pdp supporters on nairaland

dachaste:
Hehehehhehehhehehehe. U know its easier dat way. Lolz.

easier ke?? we have stopped accepting the blame.. we ain't AKON To put the blame on

dachaste:
If only u guys will keep ur bedrooms locked and just ZIP UP

same for ladies ..why is it you people never take responsibility for ur actions and anything that happens? ladies find a way of shifting the blame to guys.

dachaste:
If only u guys will keep ur bedrooms locked and just ZIP UP

same to ladies

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