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una happy new year o..


Happy Birthday to me.

Fashola

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2dice:
Happy Birthday Happi Nu Year Happi New month Happy New Week Wa last be Methusalah

lol.. thanks boss

scantee:
temporal happinez

You should go after Permanent happiness instead.

elrony:
Today is the last day of the year....
wanna stay sane from now till 2016??..... stay clear of the blind Drunkard! !!
y'all know him..

lol.. I think say una want argue enter new year o

Happy New Year in advance peeps

Maybe 3000 in total or less than and I browse well everyday

scantee:
read my post well bro

I have.. what do you plan to achieve with that?

Oliviaarims:
It would only be a win win situation for the lady if she's got some amount of feelings for the guy in question, such that even if she ends up sleeping with him, then she must have probably wanted to and may not regret it.
Quality time where? For me, love attraction nd respect are a big part of what would make the time I spend with anyone quality..
So if she's spending time with some random dude, I don't see how that can pass as quality time.

And why will a gal travel all the way if there's no connection or attraction?

oh lawd

Oliviaarims:
Hmmmm. Let's get this straight. Gone are the days when girls try to pretend they don't enjoy sex. Guys no longer believe this. That's just some blatant lie they've tried to tell themselves, perhaps because they feel it's what society expects of a woman. But at the end of the day, I believe it's also true that the men seem to derive more satisfaction from it, they being the "aggressor" (if u know what I mean)... and also for the fact that they tend to reach orgasm more easily than the women. Studies have shown that a number of women very rarely reach that sort of explosive orgasm that comes naturally to men. Some women, they say, never experience it in a life time.
And it is also true that women find it easier to abstain from sex. A woman can stay months and even years without being sexually active, but how easily can this be said of a man?
But men love to be adventurous and pride themselves in silly sexual conquests. This is where the average girl begins to wail that she was used and dumped. It all boils down to the deception. A guy pretends to love her, starts acting lovingly towards her, showers her with gifts and all to further endear her to him, and some girls being really fickle, or perhaps overly emotional fall for this and believe they've found love. And then the guy sets out to achieve his purpose. He starts demanding for sex and pretending to love her all the more. Then she starts considering and makes herself believe that he really does love her, she lies to herself that sleeping with him isn't such a huge deal, after all he loves her.. And perhaps the sex would act as a greater bond. And finally the deed is done. she sleeps with him. And having done it, a further reoccurrence wouldn't be a problem.

But as long as the dude never truly loved her in the first place, everything crashes in no time. He wants to explore other territories. And the unsuspecting girl becomes heartbroken and realises she'd only been used.

vice versa...

Happy New Year in advance plus tomorrow is my birthday..
love you all

MRBrownJ:
such women can never carry their own weight in a r/ship, and those that do, are gems! a lot of these demanding women have nothing to offer a man, apart from the coochie (its like their everything), so i certainly understand why To THEM, handing it over is a big deal.

funny enough, these women dont know that there is coochie AND coochie...and that some cootie cat have better value than others. here is MBJs chart:

- EMERGENCY COOCHIE:
thats the toto that isnt appealing, sometimes even dangerous, not the freshest, mileage is worst than a Lagos taxi, tightness inexistent, the gal is possibly ugly but she has a great aass or tittays, going down n her is NOT recommended, she is not a good acrobat in the bedroom, often complains as you hit it, 2 condoms must be used at all times, she never cuums and instead fakes it badly all the time; but good enough when desperate men are Hot/drunk and need to quickly bust a nut, she stays for an hr or two maximum.
aka club gal, friendly givers, bootay call, FWB etc

- COMMON/ORDINARY COOCHIE:
good toto, the gal is a 5, the body is a 7, smell is ok, tightness is limit, you can go down on her after she passed the inspection, she isnt the best acrobat in the bedroom but she can easily be upgraded after intensive training, she sleeps over but leaves early in the morning, making her cuum is optional, condom use mandatory
aka new gf

- SEASON COOCHIE:
thats the same coochie as the above "common/ordinary" coochie but because you only hit it once in a while, it always feel like tear rubber.
aka long distance r/ship

- TOP SHELF COOCHIE:
clean and fresh toto, low mileage, the gal is beautiful, she has a nice body and likes to please you, heavy pre-intimacy is a must, she can "dance" well in the bedroom and you wanna treat her with care and affection; you know how to handle this toto perfectly and she usually cuum once, no condom used with this toto.
aka wife/serious gf

...and then finally there is the UNICORN COOCHIE: thats the toto that common men only dream about, and that they meet once in a lifetime (if they are lucky). such toto is always wet and ready, feels like honey when you lick it, not too tight but equally wrapping securely around your congo, the gal is a 10 in the face and the body is BANGING, she is a tiger in the bedroom and GENUINELY loves nothing more than to please her man each and every way he so desires; she is a freak and wouldnt mind swinging from the chandelier in a catwoman outfit, just to spice the night; she is VERY active and can use the kitchen top or outdoor to play, open minded and with a lot of stamina; she is submissive and knows when to switch and take charge; and last but not least, condom is not used with such multi orgasmic punany while cuuming inside her feels magical!
aka that p0rnstar you fantasize about

the sad part is that many women are clueless about which coochie they have!

oh lawd ...You killed it.
mod close thread, this summarises it all.. Everybody go home

oh, not again

adeyinka007:
Thanks for your observation, but you are ignoring the fact that women singleness is so high. Lets leave the men libido aside, why can't we think about other women that are single out there, do you think they are going to leave married men a lone? They won't because we are all human being and human will always do anything when they are in die need of something.

Please how do you expect your sisters and friends (I assumed single women out there are your sister or friends if you love the women world) to get married when there is less man available than women.

who told you there are less men out there?
Don't tell me you don't know we have lots of single guys too out there as much as single ladies too.

I see you will allow ur sister/dauggter be a 9th wife as long she's isn't single without considering her happiness

MRBrownJ:
sadly, such theory doesnt go with the OP, he is only seeking to satisfy men on this issue, and disregard women completely. it is the way many Africans, middle eastern people think. "oppressed" women in such society are the worst. give them a tiny chance to cheat and they will in a heartbeat. those meguard/drivers are servicing their madams all over.

very true..lol @ drivers servicing madam..


one statement I think many guys say which annoys me is " we are polygamous in nature" and sadly many women Hav to buy that.
I sat down to think about it and I concluded within me men aren't polygamous in nature..The creator never made it to be so I said to myself. He can't possibly be bias by making men polygamous and women otherwise...I concluded it is a ploy used by some men to encourage cheating., sadly, you see many of them making reference to Abraham and some other Bible characters etc

How can change happen? how can we change someone Lik the op?

Any woman who believes men are polygamous in nature and sees no biggie when her husband cheat is not wise.

MRBrownJ:
ahahahaha and then when i bring a point that favour us men, they will quickly say we are selfish, as if they think of our feelings when they do what they do.



dont even start on the free cookie bit, obviously having sex with us men is an activity that is "only" beneficial to us (and not women), and therefore it is a favour from women, which needs to be rewarded/repaid in some kind.

Lol.. ladies are selfish in nature.. from observations and what people say..
Ladies want all the good qualities in a man yet they don't bother to check themselves if they have some of those qualities.

It's sad many women reason like that.. they think they are doing guys a favor by offering the cookie when in reality many enjoy it more..Infact it's a two way thing, they both enjoyed each other and nothing annoy me most when a lady says she was use by a man when in reality she used the man.
The man give cash for upkeep, get a new phone for her, recharge cards, gifts etc which we all know that many of them let say more than 50% enjoy this benefits not to Talk of constant hitting and drilling of her cookie for their satisfaction yet they claim bn used.
What do some of them offer, prolly gift once a while, washing and cooking and maybe cash in few occasions which we all know.

I will say some are just pretenders.

MRBrownJ:
bro, stop being a selfish hypocrite!!!! if you think it is ok for men to marry multiple women (due to high libido or what not), then it should be exactly the same if a woman had high libido. whats good for the goose is good for the gander.

very correct..
Blame that on the society bro..
A guy can f**ki everyday, it's no one business but a lady with higher sexual urge who decide to go down everyday is seen as a LovePeddler.
The earlier people see women with high sexual urge as normal the better.

The society too has made many women stay low and giving them no opportunity to express themselves same as guys..

Good, thing are changing and women are really going for what they want or feel will make them happy.
Ladies u have the right to be happy and you are responsible for that, ur happiness isn't tied to a man or what society think.

If he cheats and doesn't want to change saying he is a man and he is free to do so, Cheat on him too.
No time

Oga are you saying men have right to cheat by the statement "Men are polygamous in nature?" What are women then? monogamous Abi?
That statement to me is just excuse use by people to cheat..



Ladies u have the right to be happy and you are
responsible for that. Your happiness isn't tied to a
man or what society think.

If he cheats and doesn't want to change saying
he is a man and he is free to do so, Cheat on
him too.

oga all I can see is you need a new gal and the stop beating around the bush. You no get friends or siblings to talk to.. lol

Oliviaarims:
Win-win situation for men. How selfish! Free cookie, too. Imagine that.

U just about summed it up. They want a win win situation. Develop a relationship or get a free coochie. That's why girls won't fall for it. Because they'd most likely be at the losing end.

can still be a win win for ladies too.
which one is free cookie? won't the lady get free dick too??
How about the quality time that will be spent together etc

MRBrownJ:
ok so what you mean is that ultimately the whole friendship/affair (or whatever) is about YOU and your wishes, without caring one bit for that person's wishes? it sounds more like a nervous interview rather than a date between 2 people who like each other. isnt it 50/50 in your world? what about meeting the guy half way in this quest for affection?

ladies, it must favor dem o.. they don't care if the guy is comfortable or not

MRBrownJ:
the reason many men are doing it is because there are many women who will gladly go, viewing such proposal as a vacation... the important fact here is: did you tell him exactly why you turned down his offer?

btw if you think it is ok to have some dude (you barely know) travel from Abuja to come see you, then i see no difference between this and his request.

Boss...

pet4ril:
Its a matter of choice, because the guy will not go and drag the gal to visit him if the gal refuse........ We ladies should also learn to respect ourselves

very good... many will deny this

following ..
In essence, friendship first befre anything more.. Ladies and guys una dey hear??

lilmax:
will any man hit his well behaved wife?

very good question

Decker:
Any person with a functioning brain would know that anyone who displays most of these traits you mentioned isn't someone to consider marrying.

We don't necessarily need anyone one to lecture us on this or point it out to us. It's common sense.

funny many ladies overlook all those all in the name of love.. na today?

Odunharry:
Mrman2 his experience on weed smoking.. though his comment was made 2013

had just moved out of my parents house and
was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no
idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious
movements and signature weed scent(abi na
odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with
him, my worst fears were confirmed as he
started bringing home his weed smoking buddies
and they would occassionally roll a wrap and
smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed
with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered
what made them happy after smoking, so i
decided to find out for myself(wrong move)
It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i
think it was, my friend was out as usual. I
searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't
find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived
the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half
expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to
be aware of my presence there, they were all on
different planets all expect one i concluded that
he must be the seller so i approached him and
the following conversation ensued:

Me: how far?

Weed seller: i dey

Me: i wan buy weed

Weed seller: how many parcel?

Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need

Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha
(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)

Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i
didn't know that. I thought it was something very
large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap
of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when
he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive
weed was that cheap.
On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but
mix it with beans because i thought that it will
be better that way(another wrong move). Long
story short, i cooked beans and added the whole
weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him
ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened
to me this one that you people will eat and be
feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was
like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing
laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the
floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i
couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and
fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud.
After a few minutes of head banging, i was able
to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of
my mind that I never knew existed previously, it
was scary and cool at the same time. I could
feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to
experience it to believe it. Though I strongly
advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the
room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a
voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor
(off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came
again oya sa re(now run) that was when i
realised that the weed had taken effect so i
decided to take a shower to see if it will calm
me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so
hot i ran out of the bathroom.
I called my friend to see if he could help me
make sense of what was going on but he
laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of
weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel,
he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in
the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist
make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe
itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go
away no matter how hard i scratched and i was
convinced that the beating in my chest was an
evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I
ran to my neighbour champion and told him
champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls
punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya
mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo)
he hissed and walked out having had enough of
such nonsense from the boys in the boys
quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de
gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't
you punch yourself in the chest or do you want
to die?) i punched and punched but there was no
difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my
head was getting louder, the itch in my head was
getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was
getting louder. Then came the voice again oya
ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but
on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was
shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i
would have given husain bolt a run for his money
on that day).


On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare
footed, i told him i had a severe headache i
needed something to make me sleep
immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed
it right there in his presence, next i asked him to
give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he
realised something was wrong with me and
chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart
beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time
around to a nurse in the area, first thing she
asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you
have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba
bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i
was finally able to explain my situation to her
and she took me in, tied something around my
elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I
passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or
2am in the middle of the night with the worst
kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a
whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting
without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told
me e be like say your head no carry am but e go
better make you try am once more so you go dey
use to it. The following day while the house was
empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the
prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my
parents. It's been a few years since that
experience but the lesson I learnt is an
unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me
in trouble again and my circle of friends have
since changed.

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