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Please Uchman, I really need to talk to you about something. Please

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uchman:
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You write too much and you will be a talkative... Someone with first world country’s education will survive better in UAE... Do you think UAE don’t pay experts? Maybe you have suffered too much in UAE under the hot sun...

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Please and please and please, I really need to talk to you about something bro, it is really important, I'm begging. Please its really important

Yap yap yap...
This is the reason why I said you write too much and you will be a talkative in real life...

I came to Dubai for the first time in 2011, even before my NYSC 2012...
I have worked as a professional in Dubai and Ajman(Mechanical/Automobile engineer) with Casa ahuda building maintenance LLC for many years... Right now, am self employed with my professional freelance visa(Note the diff between professional freelance visa and Casual workers freelance visa... Mine having Mechanical/Automobile engineer and not a CLEANER or MESSENGER as job description)

UAE is one of the best country, if one can be patient enough, have a GCC work experience in your field of profession, do away with Nija get rich quick mentality, take things one after another, you will be fine...

Good morning house...[/quote]

BafanaBafana:
Atiku (Fulani man) : Herdsmen attack will continue if I don't win.
Obi (IPOB man) : Nigeria will divide if Atiku doesn't win.

Atiku isn't a Fulani man dude

he's from chambah tribe

Hoodbilonia:
go bug someone else u need help send me your acct nos pls

Baba make I send my own..... I be beggar oh

WIZGUY69:
kupe boys everywhere. are they artist or what?

Kupe guys are professional fine boys

Guyman02:
Try this with a Yoruba guy and he will keep shouting ah ah ah mogbe O ah ah, modaran ah ah. He will threaten to fight by pulling off his shirt and trousers.
He will start telling you the name of his street, me Tunde living at 55 Awolowo street, ah ah you spoil my mutor, ah ah, give him a dirty slap and he will Start asking passersby, you all can bear me witness that he slapped me, ah ah, If you people don't stop me I will kill somebody here today ah ah

Try it with a Hausa guy and he will bring out dagger and start cursing himself, me I dey craze ko, I spoil am for za mota ko, my pather is a mad man, I will kill me for you,

Try it with an Igbo guy and he will first act cool to ensure that what he is seeing is real, then pack up his balls under his trousers and tell you, nwanna you don buy market o, my N50 mirrion naila car, dilect tokumbo,
if you don't go and rook for N100 mirrion naila to replace my car, either me or you will go to heaven from here light now

Guy are you usually this funny or is it just today.... I laughed my phone fell off my hand... That Ibo part off me die

[quote author=OladimejiRufai post=72812739]Oga I said I enjoyed her 60%
u still dey ask me wetin I gain.
60%!!![/quot


Lol werey boy/man

OladimejiRufai:
Look at the members sef.
Look at that lady wearing blue.
I have already seen 60% of her body nd I have enjoyed her 60%
Wetin remain?

wetin you gain

OKOATA:
Victor moses made a mistake by retiring from the Eagles Squard. I remember about last two seasons when Chelsea won the league he was so pivotal to winning the EPL.

A lot of people are cursing and abusing him but I feel for him. His story is the most touching have ever heard. He came home and met his parents killed by Islamic militants. His uncle took him to UK and he still chose Nigeria ahead of UK even after what they did to him. He retired from the Eagles Squad because he said people were abusing him that he fell a lot in the world Cup. He made a mistake. I hope man United buys him. I wish him great success ahead. Blues for life.

Bro, Moses is a " not too fantastic" player, he couldn't have broken into the English national team so don't make it sound like he did us a favour... most of these players play for naija cos they know they are gonna be taken for granted in the English team,both talent wise and "colour" wise. So they prefer coming to Nigeria where they have an almost guaranteed shirt

El pistolero

This man had to step up for Barcelona,this man practically bullied Madrid defense in totality. What a beast

[quote author=Lexusgs430 post=72487871]I don't think helicopters have ejectors .........[/quot
For curiosity sake, what's an Ejector please?

Darkevil:
@eluquenson

Seeing how people are unreasonable before they type something or send comments on internet/social media is really unthinkable... How can you all be bringing up this two people (Messi and Ronaldo) on one person particular post this is unbelievable.
For those of you calling Messi goat and all sort of names I believe all those people does not have anything to offer in there life, you see a great footballer like Messi and yet you all are still here talking bullshit on a big player like him, Q! How many of you have played or achieved what this strong intelligent and skillful player have achieved in there life personally?
A! I believe the answer is no because you people won't see good thing and appreciate it only talking with sentiment here, that's why Nigerians and there mentality leads them to no where only doom and inactive performance,
You see that guy Messi you people called a Goat is a leader in you people's life for those that called him goat and like wise he is a legend of all time so you people should criticising and be proud of that guy ALL MIGHTY MESSILESS MESSI... I HAIL YOU!!!

Only if you knew the meaning of GOAT

This is a place that uses merit and "know how" during appointments,but in my country will we do that? naaa, mbanu,its about who is who,who you know and nepotic basis for appointments

Dear lord if there is anything like a next life, I'm not asking you to put me in Europe oh, but even Mozambique or Tanzania will be better options..

*spits on Nigerian flag* Tuueeehh

I just rush here to see cleavage

make I comot as I come ,I'm on cleavage hunt actually

Thunder fire you there werey

Who is this idiot??
Oga person dey chop na

mtcheeeeewww

Just try as much as you can to deal with it, shebi them dey their own you find them go ..

BTW are these people like this or are these kind of situations peculiar to Nigeria and Nigerians

2buffagain:
You're just caught up in your feelings because if ALL men thought like this (i.e thinking only about themselves, like most women do), you females would become quite wretched.

Men are already thinking like this in droves.
Have you never heard of the MGTOW movement? (Men going their own way)
It is growing into quite the popular lifestyle. It is as a response to the unheard frustrations of men over the current modern years...seeing as men who express their pain regarding women just generally get laughed at or called pathetic.

In fact this response shows that you are STILL being selfish. Imagine people calling you pathetic each time you express your pain...what will you eventually do? You haven't thought about that. All you care about is how it affects you, hence y'all whining in this thread.

That's what happens when you keep laughing at peoples pain. They stop caring after a point and forge a life of happiness away from said pain and other pointless social norms that, upon honest personal evaluation, doesn't really benefit them as it does the other party.

You don't have to pray to avoid MGTOW men as you can bet they are ALREADY avoiding you.
You naive females tend to think that the only way a man can have sex outside of marriage is by wither paying for it or lying to some girl.
I assure you, a man does not need to lie. He can state the terms of whatever "relationship" he wants and that won't stop women from still applying with their CV. Only idiotic men lie for sex.

MGTOW is only going to grow. Did your bible not tell you these times were coming?

bro you need something chilled


what is your brand

N0favors:
If as a man, If can’t control my woman then it’s better I quit.

I think the right word is "command respect" not control,c'mon you're not married to a robot

sinaj:
So with all the paparazzi and show off, Tonto is still living in a rented apartment

I wonder where all their money go to.

Which money self, you think say all this thing they are saying about fake life na lie....
These people live fake lives to the apex of it.
They are not as comfortable as they try to portray......



but honestly , I hardly understood this story, all I know is that someone is castigating someone and somehow Tonto is involy

[quote author=SundayOmeje post=71954690][/quote]Nonsense

frankmoney:
so how will you rate him as an individual ? Goals ? Because people like Harry kane scores like crazy . ? Assist ? Kelvin de bruyne gives a good number each season ? Dribble ? Hazard has the most dribble

Funny enough Messi competes with these guys in all these categories

BESTEAGLE:
Heart of Enugu state is a shit... our Ugwuanyi is really working in his home town and nsukka and we doomed with all dis media hype Enugu town needs a great work....all the major roads are now something else. just check from abakpa junction down to Trans ekulu side, then ogui road are full of pot hole, even the Almighty miliky hill road that rain is washing away like sands. Enugu needs a great work not a media hype

Don't mind them, the only thing he's good at is that his "Gburu-gburu is working" billboards everywhere.....

Cry baby Governor

SundayOmeje:
Go and Die,and leave Nsukka alone,same u did not say a word when Chimaroke was transforming Nkanu side,same you and ur dirty mouth did not say a word when chime was transforming Udi side,now is Nsukka (Enugu north side) you are here making noise ,Enugu state governorship is rotational,love it or die hating

Is frustration your problem or are you usually like this....

Small comment you Don flare up like say Me and you get quanta before. There are better ways to pour your feelings out than sounding like a tout

Meanwhile, thunder fire you there ,fire your generations both past and future. Idiot man

You need a psychologist ASAP, idiot once again

technuel:
He is working
I was in Enugu yesterday and I can attest that gburugburu is working very hard to transform Enugu.
I just love Enugu, very beautiful, serene, peaceful, with civilised and hospitable people.
I will love to reside and raise my children in this city and they are lucky to have good Governors.

Where exactly in Enugu did you find yourself, that man centred all his works at his hometown Nssuka. (Most)of those structures you probably saw are structures set up by his predecessor Gov Sullivan chime

[quote author=otipoju post=71814652]Sometime in 2010, a colleauge named Ejike told me that since i was good with words and understand some deep things about life ...I should venture into motivational speaking as a side hustle.

I told him the time is not right. I cant point people to a path that i myself have not walked.

10 years down the line... the story of my life could motivate others at a certain level, but i think in five or six years time i will be ready with concrete, personal examples and not " according to " .

Eni ba fe da asho fun eniyan, ti orun re la ma koko wo.

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Baba, abeg translate that last sentence

cosmatika:
I can't believe this guy used to be my role model. But not anymore, I can't model a serial loser. He started losing his worth when he left his business and delved into partisan politics. Now both his bid and political aspirations is just pointing South like Uriel's brezz

And Uriel's bress was the only thing you could qualify his career with??

I knew people were wicked, but actually not this much..... Bro/sis,you don't have a heart

Adakintroy:
This guy was a real trouble maker during his playing days Sha. A hard tackler lke gattuso. Sometimes I fear they
take the game a little too serious.

But what he is saying is true for me. Neyma is loosing it.

I watched the game with liverpool. He was just slupply and that's putting it nicely. For a player of that price it was an eyesaw. If not for mpape and cavanni,, going forward would have been hard. Worst part is that you felt coaches were instructed not to take him off no matter what.

Even the last goal liverpool scored was as a result of his unnessary dribble.

For me he should have stayed in Baca and bid his time. Mesi s slowing down, so is Ronaldo already .

Baca was a better platform to attain world best.

Some players sometimes have bad days sometimes, and a few editions to your comments

it's eyesore not eyesaw, mbappe not mpape
cavani not cavanni

Neymar didn't cause the third goal, mbappe did

comshots:
Why e be say wizkid and davido no get taste for classy chics?See gels wey dem 2 dey knack.If I see their baby mamas for street i go just waka pass like say i no see person.

Flavour N'abania

One thing note worthy here is the fact that "Davido easily gets away with things" and he knows...... Hmmmmmmmmm

No wonder, is that why............. oooohhhhh I see

This dafidi no be gentle man oh.... hes a thug

Jeferious:
Make una dey there dey complain nonsense. You're what you attract. How do people even woo ladies online? Sh!t is too weird for me. If I never see you before in real-life and don't have the faintest idea of your character, leave am abeg. Afterall I never finish with people wey I dey see with my two eyes.

All these sick mentality you say Nigerian ladies portray....you guys are majorly the cause. All my life, my ladies do more of the calling, the texting etc. The ones wey genuinely broke dey receive my call, but na once in a while. Other than that the ladies do most of the work when we are in a relationship. My own duty is to reciprocate accordingly.

Of course they beg once in a while, but I hardly give them wetin dem dey find. And it still doesn't prevent them from offering the coochie when I need it. The truth is that if you're really good in other aspects, e.g Swag, sex, focused, handsome, witty, intelligent...you won't need much money to impress ladies. And you'd easily escape with certain excesses. No be woman again? Even prostitutes get guys wey dem dey give free t0t0 steadily.

Guys, be wise. No dey pay bride price of girl wey you no go marry. And if money is the only thing you think that you can use to attract a lady, then you're a poor person. Only money can save you from total wretchedness

Oga I'm impressed



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