Amberon11:
I see people who jump into hasty generalisations as daft,dumb and stupid. If your mother, sister, girlfriends are like that doesn't mean the average Nigerian girl is like that.

I personally have never expected much from any guy and have never dated for monetary gains and so many of my friends are in that category and nor have I ever been on dates for food as I treat myself to nice meals in restaurants whenever I feel the need.

We could say the same for you men who act too authoritarian towards your Nigerian gfs beating them and thinking its your right to cheat. Other men do not Lord over their gfs that way but I'm not saying all Nigerian men are like that. There are good ones.

So my point is this, identify the good one and stick with him/her because all these rants are senseless . Thank you!

Even if what you are saying is true, then your type is just a few,a few as 2 out of 20 or more ...cos I for one actually dated one like your type,one thing led to another, we broke up.


since then finding another one like her is like looking for a black goat at night

[quote author=jerseyboy post=69969269]Barbaric. You could digitally capture the offense and wait to enforce sanction when next the vehicle license comes up for renewal if mail in fine is not paid. [/quo

See you, you think say we dey Europe,Mhen dis is Nigerians and Nigeria....

The best way to catch am na as e dey hot.... If not O. Y. O

which one be IYKMD or something like that

1stNumeroUno:
Yoruba demons no want coded things that'll turn to story that touch. Na now you go hear say your bae is involved with almost all the other boys in the hood because you're coding things.

Yoruba guys no dey take chances



Hmmmm, now I see

ManishSmith:
i just wish they would unite back..... miss those days of senorita, story story, last night, busy body..... if you know, you know...

Those days are gone bro...... and they can't come back again.... even if they get back together.....

let that sink deep

foyeks2001:
Hubby must see this....especially that boxer thing...I don talk taya....like walking around with his boxer...

Whenever I see my neighbor's husband with boxer, the first thing that comes to my mind is to check the lenght of his kini....meaning his wife too will be like to know my husband's kini size...
Chai...I hate and detest that acts.

Aunty you and Kini eh

boolet:
They don't own the truck, so I guess it's not their loss. Awon werey employees.

boolet:
They don't own the truck, so I guess it's not their loss. Awon werey employees.

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Bro..... I understand your pain.....

kpa kpa we call Oga and they'll be like ehhh Oga we get "small" accident oh but thank God say person no die....




meanwhile person we go die Don die....

if you know you know

EZENDIZUOGU:
CHOI, MY LOCAL GOVERNMENT OKIGWE. IM SURE THE STONE IS FROM MY VILLAGE IHUBE, WE ARE REALLY BLESS WITH IT.

Maazi Good day sire

Welcome to Nigeria where every lady on social media is an actress

chronique:



calculate 1500/night for 30 days + your engine oil,transportation to buying the fuel(i don't sleep in the filling station),change of plugs,etc. + 6k prepaid nepa bill on the average. that's close to 60k in a month.

whatever makes you sleep

chronique:
i dont think it's a good idea to try that. my monthly earnings beats that almost xyz times and i still go broke and i'm single and i don't spend lavishly... that 60k alone is my cost of fueling my gen and paying nepa bill alone per month. fueling of car/transportation,feeding,telephone bills,etc, isn't part of it. so,how would i cope with raising a family on that budget? but then again,life is in phases and men are in sizes. there are still some people who can cope wiith that and the state where a person lives in,depends. but if i have to advice any young man who wants to live a quality life,i'd simply say: "dont try it".

Ah Ah bros... Nepa bill, fueling generator, 60k


one month alone....
I won't say you are lieing just that I'm surprised

DonPiiko:
Cut your coat according to your size, marry within your social circle and live within your means, I am not getting married until I own two houses with my name on it.

Hope works in progress... cos if not

you won't even get married at all

HRtechnique:
Well Civil servants don't earn that much.

But let me educate you guys (Using Lagos as example):

1. A self contain is around N200k
2. A TV is around 60k.
3. Gas is 4k to refill.
5. Baby food is around 2k.
6. Diapers is around 5k.
7. PHCN around 4k monthly.
8. Utility bills go dey.
9. Average TP daily is 1k.
10. Half kilo of chicken is 500 at 5 pieces.

Without any kids, it can be managed but changing clothes, eating what is okay, will be difficult. You may have to trek a lot of times.

You guys may not even be able to contribute at church and most women see it as being hurtful. So yes it's doable but it's challenging.

Baba you get sense die.... God bless you for this

justy15:
Why not, I have people around me whose allowance is just 15k n they are happily married with beautiful wives n kids. What is most important is starting

yes they might be married but how sure are you they are "happily married"

ClassRep001:
Who send ena message?

We got severe issues at hand to tackle in this shithole rather than some athletes wannabe junk stories.

Better transport yourself by yourself back home and stop disturbing Nigerians with your problems.

Just negodu old hungry looking men and women who's going to represent this shithole

Smh

Na mind them..... Na their bags I just like

Tolexander:
So pretty a girl!

NB: Anytime Flavor is showcasing any of his children, he should please endeavor to place a tag of the beauty queen that gave birth to the child. So as not to get us confused who the mother is.

so applies to OBO

Neddyogu:
U no get Moni but u get pr.ick to fvck. God bless u with 3 girls wey u go manage as ur power reach but u say u wise pass God say girl no be pikin. So u need boy wey go inherit ur Keke. So now.god don give u four u dey complain dey find govt wey go give u Moni. They na govt.give u pr.ick or govt is responsible for ur uncontrollable libido. Oga park well.make.we hear word. Anyway, why are poor folks so fertile?

Bros... you really cracked me up i swear.... I laughed so hard that my phone fell off my hand.....




Lol @inherit your keke

SoaringLife01:
Something must chop man money.
Una dey talk sey Mark Zukerberg na simple guy as if he noh like good and soft life.
Now we don see sey na security na dey chop he money.
Some na exotic cars....while some na 'beerbeer bank' na dey chop their money.

BeerBeer bank

Bank afo onu

[quote author=LordAdamX post=69748309]
Na only to compare rubbish dem dey c una.


So how is 5.7m euros four times Messi's 4.1m euros? Go school u no gree!

See professor na
you no see "remaining" for there ...Always in a rush to point out mistakes

hammer6F:
THAT IS SOMEBODY MOTHER OR GRAND MOTHER.

LET US NOT EVEN MENTION WIFE.

THAT BASTARD, THAT IS DOING DAT, IF THEY BRING HIM OUT NOW AND POUR HIM PETROL, PUT TYRE ROUND HIS NECK, WE WILL COMPLAIN AND SAY NOTHING SHOULD LEAD TO THAT BUT LOOK AT THE NONSENSE HE IS DOING.

IS THE WOMAN SUPPOSE TO GET AROUSE FROM HIM TOUCHING HER ASS OR START REASONING LIKE HIM?

THE BLACK MAN REALLY HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO.

Oga easy Jare
pour him petrol and burn him just because he touch yansh..... Mah hear wordi .... The highest thing that can go down there is a slap (a heavy one though) and some sort of embarrassment...

Shikena

wj26584:


Everything in life happen according to our time and clock.

I know of people who graduated at 21 and didn't get a job until they were 35

I know of people who graduated late at 28 and they found work immediately.

I know of people who never went to the university but found what they love at 20

I know of people who found a job straight out of college making decent money but hate what they do.

I know of people who took gap years and found their purpose

I know of people who were so sure about what they were going to do at 16 but they change their mind at 26

I know of people who have children but they are single

I know of people who are married but had to wait for 8 to 10 years to have children

I know of people who are in a relationship but love someone else

I know of people who love each other but aren't together.

Respect brof ..... Alat of sense made

timilehin007:
Where was the first picture taken and definitely mbappe wasn't a professional footballer here...so what was the connection. Where did dey connect

Look at mbappe's badge..... probably, he came for trials at madrid

Eco99:
......

In a bid to avoid circumlocution, lemme jst say

That this avant-garde has destroyed our cultural opinionem which is the cynosure of our sanity and this contumacious miscreants known as slay mamas distort the social saeculum by introducing unwanted ninos into our civitas because of their salacious ingenium.




#Eco99#

Say what??

Benblaq:
If nothing last forever oh..
Me and you go be Nothing forever oh..
if you know, you know.

Lol I know bro

Lol he said if they cut your neck,let them cut it

Very funny set of people. well I don't care about Nigeria politics anymore.
Whoever wins should win, to me it makes no difference

ishowdotgmail:
All our lecturers are perverts

And our ladies are not helping matters...

VOJA:
This guy with this kind of iron legs... The house is fine though

Those iron legs brought him those fortunes

Zabzam:
The number doesn't mean jack to him... It matters a lot to Mr Ronaldo and his brand

on point

No be this one Zoro dey sing for??

See breasts

Nairalanders and negativity are like...... (someone help me with that Zuma pics)

He didn't say when I'm dead... he said when I'm gone. He could be going away from anywhere, maybe his relationship, maybe from Don baba or maybe anything....

That's the Nigerian version of baby's day out