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elder1002:
Football money is Temporal but the cashout dae long pas ritual money na why you should consider it a Business.

Its not about playing for the biggest team and making a name its all about highest bidder.

Most players discovered this after making name that's why they rushed to china and arab emirates to play and make billions of naira.

Oscar the young Brazilian discovered this as well

Also footballs is very age sensitive once you approach 30 you are no longer rated.

So at your 20-27 play for top teams make the nameby 28-35 go for the emirates or chinese team and cash out.

Football money is temporal but the money dae long


As you dae plan so no go marry one oyimbo woman oh.. no allow white woman fall in love with you , those creatures have destroyed alot of footballers , dem dae clear all the achievement and investment of most footballers.

As you dae plan so avoid white woman., Marry anything outside white woman even if you wan marry, ensure na prenup.

Those women no dae carry clear eyes enter marriage oh..na business dem dae so..

Divorce and cashout

Prenuptial no longer stands these days... Just avoid white or black women from the West in totality. They have different idealogy about marriage

Love800:
Airplanes crashing is somehow and even more accident-threateningly than cars nowadays. It actually happened at the airport when passengers are preparing to takeoff. Just imagine!

Road, air, water, i don't even know which one is safe.

In dis case, its God that will see one through, not human intelligence.

Water is safer, at least it gives you a minute before you kpai if you can't swim... And if you can swim, the distance between you and shore determines how long it'll takes before you kpai or rescued.

Onucs:
I hope they made that pilot pay for such disaster

How do you think a pilot will survive a head on collision plane crash?

HacheNoire:
God bless His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

I feel like shedding tears!

This man has done everything to uplift the nation. Even when we all see that, we steering towards the right direction, many just find solace in criticizing the demigod.

We had no electricity for decades and now improving. Our security news were bomb blasts on weekly basis but now reduced.

The stock market is pumping and millionaires being made while unemployment is dropping!

Haters just compound all Nigerian woes and heap on His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

Yes! He promised to fix it. But not overnight!

Same music una sing for Buhari... Everybody go dey alright

Ironfaceman:
This is weird. That means in space a man can not Ejaculate.

This zero gravity must account for low libido and zero pregnancy in the international space station.

Truly God created a role for science.

If you can poop you can definitely eja-cool-late.

The force sperm is shot out is greater than that of poop.

Is just zero gravity makes it harder for the journey down the right place

Nastrademus:
Your wife has cancer you carry ring light to do video

I don't just understand how people are comfortable with cam in times of grieving...

Someone who is GENUINELY grieving will never do that

fineboynl:
They know they are sinking already. They want the region to sink with them.

I am already suspecting that they already have a nuclear weapon. And will you it last minute

Iran already had nuclear weapons like 5 years ago... The sites new my US and Israel are decoys. They can't used it because they know the consequences.... Wait until any country attack it first with nuclear.

JimohMomoh:
Oraimo products are generally over-priced. You will see same specification with a different name at half of the price listed by Oraimo.

There was a product I got at 86k from Oraimo site, I got the same product 30k in the market and the 30k own had more quality.

buygala:
Major question is


Can it safely and painlessly shave pubic and nyansh hair?

I can't count how many times a clipper will either get stuck in my curly pubic/anal hair

You dey shave hairs for your nyansh? 😂

It's medically not recommended to shave your noise and nyansh hairs.

I tried it once and my brain refused to adjust to it until the hairs grew back. Those friction was making it extremely uncomfortable for me to walk

AZControversial:

My brother, that was their way of welcoming me to that school.
And if to say I fit carry am go house, e for better....

😂 My own be sey dem move my own, I move person own... No time to find anything.

AZControversial:


My name was nailed unto my chair. I used my chair on a Friday.

By Monday morning, my chair moved from JS1 H to JS1 A. This chair was heavy. Omo, boys move am oo.

😂 Na Friday operation dey happen... You see if exam dey start next week Monday, just carry your chair go house on Friday this week because many chairs go move 😂

wunmi590:
The boy must be in art class, nah werey people full that class, nah dem dey always steal pass

Stealing is an ART 😂 🤣

prophetwis:
Ha I hope the hospital did not put her through the stress of vaginal delivery when CS should have been a safer option.

May her soul find rest.

No woman can deliver more than 2 babies without CS... Humans weren't designed for that.

reddingtonblack:
Tell me about it Bro ... even if you are printing money sef you will feel it

Bro on electricity you are not alone, hardly we dey see 2hrs light straight up for my side, then fit On/off 6times inside that 2hrs

Normally i dont complain about electricity outage becos i have Gen nd fuel was relatively cheap then, until Tinubu took that away

people say solar ... Aside its capital intensive, solar as its own downside esp. If you no see original install

I pity businesses owners even tho those ones tew will try pass the burden to clients

You see that on/off? That's what's driving me crazy! They'll keep doing 5 minutes on and 5 minutes off for over 45 minutes and finally off for that day until 3 later, repeat the same thing.

To get a solar that will really meet my needs, I need nothing less than 5m... If I see 5m na solar I wan go buy?

Man's fed up

BewareOf419:
Maybe he was a member of Eiye

Definitely a cult case, Nigerians musicians don't kee themselves

oyebanji:
Mention one new tax that was introduced by Tinubu. If you are a salary earner whats the difference between your payee under Buhari annd now?

K

reddingtonblack:
NO be even the power outage they pain me, it is the sadly reality that i cant ON my Gen the way i want cos of the cost of fuel ... How can i be buying 10k fuel to light the house in a day
thats me on my low level, imagine companies on diesel, imagine the diesel bill @ 1800 per litre for a month, how can businesses thrive when power & alternative source of energy are killing,
and you will see luthuimite & richtaiwo feigning Harvard degree .. You people are just bitter, Tinubu reforms is working, everywhere soft

E no funny... Like this I dey burn 70k on fuel in a week and it's on management.

I bought 96 units electricity since December on my prepared meter, as I'm typing this, it's on 94 units, that's how terrible the power is.

TruthHurts1:
Buhari was paying trillions annually to subsidise fuel prices, yet Nigeria’s debt profile was 3 times lower under him.

Meanwhile Tinubu in his first two years in office has almost amassed the same amount of debt that Buhari accumulated after 8 years in office despite Tinubu not having to pay fuel subsidy.

I'm beginning to think we were unfair to Buhari

Tinubu remove almost all subsidies in Nigeria and introduce new various taxes, yet is more indebted than Buhari.... Yet we're not asking questions.

Where are the money going to?

They should leave a little bush behind it, some of us still like natural way of shxtting.

It all started from "Copy cat", someone did it first and the rest followed.

Education start noise diving since the introduction of private schools... These days anything goes and the government officials are too corrupt to correct any errors.


They call it modernization or civilization, so let us embrace it.

And op if your write up was directed to correct this generation, make it shorter... They're too lazy to read above 3 lines.... Else you convert it into a tiktok trend/challenge, that's the only way to get their attention.

I believe her, avoid women with that kind of lashes and gap

SpencerForbes:
1.5 million with 3 girls He’s in Jos, so things might actually be cheaper there.

This type will never be rich in life, saw 1.5m and first thing that comes to his mind is women.

Make she try am with me first... I go give content wey she dey find.


If the coin is flipped it won't be content anymore.

zinaunreal:
Which update dey that place wey house cost like that

That's how expensive houses are in Lagos, if you see anything cheap it's outskirts of Lagos, mostly between ogun and Lagos boarder.

AJ is a good location, you can access island and mainland easily.

zinaunreal:
Na wa o. Ajegunle or where again?

Na only old F2F houses cheap for AJ, to see modern apartment like a room and palour selfcon for AJ you need 1.2m upward.

AbdulAkpan:
How old was Chinyere Udoma 30 years ago?

How old was Odumeje 30 years ago?

What is the age difference between the two?

If you have gotten the answers to the above, tell us how possible it was for Odumeje to had taken her in and treated her like a daughter at a difficult time in her life about 30 years ago?

Lol, forget stature... Odumeje is not a young man. There's one of track that's over 26 years now. Most people don't know he started as a gospel singer in the 90s.

Social media is what makes him popular, but he has been consistent for long time

Bookhub:
Just two weeks after that I move.

2 weeks ke? Once I get your contact or meet you, I'm asking you out straight away... If you say No, that's the end between us.

Osiris12:
As dem don plenty. Shey dem no go Dey collide like dis.
Make person no sleep for inside house one day and satellite go come crashing down

You have no clue how big the earth is.. Even if na 500m you put out there, dem no fit collide as long as there's no malfunction

CyynthiaKiss:
I doubt if this religion and intelligence can co exist in one brain

NEVER