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Properties › Re: Cost Of Rent For 1-Bedroom Flat In Lagos by Offpoint1:
😂 The rent are way higher than what's here...

No 750k house for Ajegunle na those trashy a room and palour selfcon... I mean a trashy house.

Any new or renovated house is from 1m+, if there's pop 1.4 above.


Agent and agreement is capped at 600k, if you're lucky you see 500k

Even face-to-face that use to be 4-5k per month, some landlord are increasing it to 7-12k
Car Talk › Re: I Want To Buy This Brand New 2025 Chinese Car, Have Any One Here Used It? by Offpoint1: 12:50pm On Jan 03
Parts and mechanics should be your question
Business › Re: Woman Returns ₦330 Million Mistakenly Credited To Her Bank Account by Offpoint1: 12:06pm On Jan 03
dynicks:
broooooo.....thanks for the laugh u just caused me this morning...
Glad you laugh 😂

It was a charges situation, no crime committed 😂
Business › Re: Woman Returns ₦330 Million Mistakenly Credited To Her Bank Account by Offpoint1: 12:04pm On Jan 03
Tenrack:
wait. Shey you use the money? You didn't return it till now?
Bros I no "use" dey money, na "charges" I comot until my charges finish the money 😂

No implicate me, na charges I comot 😂
Business › Re: Woman Returns ₦330 Million Mistakenly Credited To Her Bank Account by Offpoint1: 12:01pm On Jan 03
[quote author=Mikuni post=138001691][/quote]No one reached out to for the entired 8 months, I'm still using that account till date... It's over 3 years now
Celebrities › Re: “Tax Don Start” — Influencer Cries Out After Paying ₦487,500 VAT On ₦6.5 Million by Offpoint1: 9:52am On Jan 03
vanbonattel:
Just listen to yourself!

If she has been paying this high VAT, why is she now crying out loudly?

Some people just support evil because it's done by their people.
Dude VAT has been in existence since forever, unless you've been making purchase from boutiques, lounge, etc.

Maybe na only market shop you dey shop from.
7.5% have been in existence forever...
Culture › Re: Masquerade Stuns Viewers With Gen Z Dance Moves (Photos/Video) by Offpoint1: 9:38am On Jan 03
I don't understand our gods again 😂, I saw one last year at bet9ja shop.
Business › Re: Woman Returns ₦330 Million Mistakenly Credited To Her Bank Account by Offpoint1: 9:23am On Jan 03
😂 Money I for use 50m stake 2 odds before I return.


I've once seen such money in my account before, 700k. There was no credit alert, no transaction record on my bank statement or app history.
I have to leave it since it wasn't a wrong transfer. I left it for over 6 months, the bank was deducting their usually charges from it.

After the 8th month, I start deducting my own charges until my charges exceeded the money.

Wrong transfer I'll return, ghost money goes nowhere.

Before you come for me, remember the bank started touching the money before me.

They were taking charges and I was also taking charges until there was no money left for both of us to take charges from.
Politics › Re: Verydarkman Reacts After Spotting Seyi Tinubu’s Image On Poster In Morocco by Offpoint1: 9:20am On Jan 03
yorosstores:
Seyi major business is advertising.
If he places a billboard for eagles and you vex , go and do your own.
A sport advert should carry face(s) of sport men or women and not politicians or politicians kids who aren't into sport.

It's not everything y'all should defend.

You can't be advertising a restaurant with a doctor picture, that's not how advert works.
Properties › Re: Before & After: I Transformed A Living Room In Ogun State With ₦300k (pics) by Offpoint1: 11:46pm On Jan 02
manuelkel:
800k?? Haba mana, na for the whole rooms or just the sitting room?
It's expensive, I did mine by 2021 at #350,000....well it depends on the design you are going for.
That very design on this thread...
Instagram vendors quoted me 1m+, I had to try offline and got the cheapest quote at 700k+
My budget was 500k,since I couldn't get it
I had to end up doing something simple and use the balance for a wine bar

Politics › Re: South-South And North-Central Are Now 100% APC by Offpoint1: 10:22pm On Jan 02
seunmsg:
Which crisis made the governors of Delta, Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Taraba, Plateau, and now Kano to decamp to APC? So, how come this Tinubu crisis has not affected governors of Oyo, Abia, Anambra, Bauchi and Zamfara?

See, you have a constitutional right to be delusional and it’s perfectly okay. Our democracy ensures that. However, your delusions are personal and won’t affect reality.

Atiku won state like Osun, Akwa Ibom, and Bayelsa in 2023. He got over 25% in state like Delta and Edo. Would he have performed that well in those states without the support of the PDP governors as at then? Can he get 10% in any of those states in 2027?

Whether governors are useless or not, 2027 will tell. You don’t have to go on every thread to be repeating the same thing. We shall all be here God willing to see how things will play out in 2027.
Who delivers votes, the governors or the masses? 😂 🤣

By choice 85% of Nigerians won't vote Tinubu your messiah, you don't need to pretend about this.
Properties › Re: Before & After: I Transformed A Living Room In Ogun State With ₦300k (pics) by Offpoint1: 10:00pm On Jan 02
oz4real83:
I am sure that OP is talking about the interior decoration, tiling, painting and lighting, the electronics and wall tv panel are excluded 😁
TV console wey 3 different carpenters don give me more 800k quotes
Properties › Re: Before & After: I Transformed A Living Room In Ogun State With ₦300k (pics) by Offpoint1: 9:58pm On Jan 02
richiemcgold:
Are you really sure 300k did this? Don't blame me for being a doubting Thomas
Even if he stole the materials, that's more than 300k...

That TV console alone is worth more than 500K
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage:Thieves Loot Entire Gadget Store On New Year’s Day(photos,Video) by Offpoint1: 9:37pm On Jan 02
Administration1:
I have motion detection activated on my devices. Whenever there's movement my phone notifies me
You still didn't answer my question.

Motion detector doesn't know the difference between dog and human.
If your phone keeps peeping at every motion detected indoor or outdoor, you'll suffer lack of sleep and that's a bigger problem.

Just get a good cctv with good night vision... Security agencies should do the rest in case of crime.
Family › Re: Stunning photos Of Three Generations On New Year's Day by Offpoint1: 5:51pm On Jan 02
BItt:
Long life and good genetics.
I am going to summon the courage and post my 4 generations.
God is marvelous
Guess you're female... It's mostly impossible with men
Family › Re: This Life Is So Meaningless And Useless! by Offpoint1:
Humans are responsible for all you wrote.
They created money and religion as tool of control and classism. Humans are the only creatures that pays to live/survive on earth.

Why are we here?

We're are never "here"... We are in transit, this universe/galaxy is a massive transportation system, we are in motion, the earth is a "spaceship"

What are we? We are nothing but a storage device embedded with an extremely important code, we are transportating this embedded code/info to the realm of the greatest intelligence.

It's going to be a very, very long journey, intelligence that made us know this hence they encoded us with the ability to "duplicate" AkA "Reprocreate". Duplication is the most important thing, hence the act is the sweetest experience living being have.

Your purpose on this space is Eat, Fxxk and duplicate the codes you carry, if you die the codes continous from what you duplicated... Until this spaceship made it to its destination.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do I Retrieve My Money From Someone I Gave It For Job Placement by Offpoint1: 4:29pm On Jan 02
😂 You're looking for a job with money?

Your ticket don cut, move on.
Business › Re: I Am Tired Of Salaried Job, Please Give Me A Business Idea by Offpoint1: 4:19pm On Jan 02
Typing what's on my mind now
Romance › Re: Why Guys Collect Girls Number And End Up Not Calling Her? by Offpoint1:
Not that I've collected any random lady number. I see no reasons I'll collect any random lady number... But for the few I've engaged and exchanged numbers with... Most Nigerian ladies don't have that conversational vibes.
They're mostly one word converse rats "fine" "cool" "good" "yes" "nothing" "hmm" "IDK" etc... No matter how hard you pushed to spice up the conversation, it's always the same. Only few pass the vibe test.
Politics › Re: No Tax If You Are Earning Below ₦800k Annually by Offpoint1: 1:18pm On Jan 02
Petah:
To be honest, I am more educated about the tax laws from what I have read on this thread. I make around 41k in a month. Now I do some side hustle, that makes it close to 75k a month. Now how will I be charged to pay tax? Is it on the side hustle or just salary. Your kind explanation will be helpful.
@everyone.
Where dey money comes from doesn't matter, once whatever enters your account is above that, you're going to pay tax....
TV/Movies › Re: Top 10 Richest Youtubers by Offpoint1: 12:44pm On Jan 02
Hate that platform the way they underpaid African countries.
Family › Re: A Man Shared How A Local Thug Gave Him Money On Christmas Day by Offpoint1: 12:42pm On Jan 02
Street OT wan finish that guy 😂
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage:Thieves Loot Entire Gadget Store On New Year’s Day(photos,Video) by Offpoint1: 9:06am On Jan 02
fasho01:
What's the essence of having security cameras that cannot notify you of when there is movement in it's field of view, and then give you an option to trigger an alarm that would have halted the process and attract attention whole you call security agents.

I suspect most people put it up for decoration without knowing it's proper use and purpose
If every motion triggers alarm, it's still the same as no alarm because you'll have 100s false alarm.

Capturing their faces is enough for security agencies to do the rest.
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage:Thieves Loot Entire Gadget Store On New Year’s Day(photos,Video) by Offpoint1: 9:02am On Jan 02
Administration1:
What's the need of a CCTV system without constant monitoring
You'll monitor your ccvt at 4am right?
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage:Thieves Loot Entire Gadget Store On New Year’s Day(photos,Video) by Offpoint1:
Their 2026 will start in jail, CCTV has done the job already.
Health › Re: What Could Be The Cause Of This ( Photos) by Offpoint1: 8:39am On Jan 02
Let me type what's on my mind.

You've not had sex for last 4 months, that's the cause. Your body has re-absorbed your sperms, some which are dirty and dead back into your system and your immune system is fighting them, your skin is reacting to it 😂

Go out there get some Dami-totologist and see a dermatologist afterwards 😂
Food › Re: Your First Food Of The Year 2026 by Offpoint1: 11:02pm On Jan 01
Tea as my routine breakfast... And also ate the tea maker.
Politics › Re: Tax Laws: NANS Mobilises For Nationwide Protest by Offpoint1: 9:05pm On Jan 01
Protest for a day and then adapt... Repeated circle.

Nigerians should do more than protest
Politics › Re: Bodija Explosion: FG's ₦30bn untouched, ₦20bn yet to be paid - Oyo Govt by Offpoint1: 8:56pm On Jan 01
WesleyPepper:
Untouched ke😂😂😂😂
Nah so nah
Money meant to compensate victims was kept somewhere. To what intent and purpose please
Seyi Makinde is definitely that man Obi has been taking advice from
Humans are something else... Disaster happened, money was approved for victims hospital bills and rebuilding of properties affected.
The state Governor for no reasons decides to hold the money down for over 2 years... What level of selfishness and lack of human sympathy is this?

He was holding the money down for FG to forget it and he steal it.... To think he might not be the first to do this is more worrisome
Politics › Re: New Year: Quiet Endurance Of Nigerians Not Sign All Is Well – CAN Tells FG by Offpoint1: 7:04pm On Jan 01
The government knows Nigerians will shallow whatever they throw at them... We are the type of people every corrupt government prays for.

We won't do shxt than adapt.
Phones › Re: Help Please: How Can I Retrieve My Powerbank. by Offpoint1: 6:04pm On Jan 01
OnionBandit:
In fact, I just checked and to my surprise, the price is currently above 80k. There must be something special about it..cos I got new age power Bank with 50,000mah capacity for less that price
Check the "charging" rate 130W... Yours might be below 30W...that's what makes the difference.

It charges your phone from 0-100% in just an hour.
Phones › Re: Help Please: How Can I Retrieve My Powerbank. by Offpoint1: 6:00pm On Jan 01
CodeTemplarr:
you mean it. 27,000mah isnt so much. How will usb charge 19v/20v laptop?
It's charges modern laptops, those laptops with Type-C chargers

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