₦airaland Forum

iwaeda:
Buy small cow early 2000.

In 2000 50k can get you the fattest cow with change

helinues:


How many state governors visited president Tinubu in the new year?

Hahahaha, this is a game of number . Those northerners fuming about the tax reform bill should realise that they don't have the number to stop the bill at both senate and house of rep

Your pay master needs North for next re-selection, so he'll dance to their tune.

Kaa4:
Either you like it or not, God knows him. The question is does God almighty know you?

😂 🤣 If he doesn't know me, who made me? 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ukraine and Russian are at war, yet things are cheaper than it is in Giant of Africa.

All thanks to the best thing that ever happened to Nigeria by balablu

Today "Prophet see" prediction that 2 years child can easily predict will be chunk out as prophecy.

eldoradoxx:
Nowhere in advanced world that this kind of rubbish will happen. You dont relocate electricity infrastructure, you build a new one and connect the people you are about disconnecting to the new one phase by phase and then remove the old station/ infrastructure. Nigeria has a lot of engineers with empty heads full of only theory and zero practicals

Nigerian educational system only produce graduates that will work in banks, no matter what they studied.

We have 100s to 1000s of graduates chunking out yearly, but all of our infrastructures are built by foreigners. The Nigerians "Engineer" you'll see on the sites will be surprised by foreigners on what to do.

brain54:
Strong man...

Some people dey struggle to get one. Dey never get.

Only you pack 4 like hilux!

Baba wan marry 6, that's hitting different woman daily. Either he's gonna live long or kpai early. One is guaranteed

Madiachi:
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helinues:
2 weeks is too long now.

What are they maintaining

They're not maintaining, they're relocating.... Read ronu

Greenlandz:
1992 .team millennials all the way 🤒

How life treating you mate? For me o, adulthood na scam 😂

musicwriter:
This is the type of question Africans should be asking, not just about this but about everything we learn in school, the language we speak, the God we believe in.

Who came up with the theories and so called facts? Once you begin asking such questions, your eyes will open that we're but in a different type of slavery.

In the book: intellectual slavery; the worst legacy of colonialism, I challenged the language we speak, the education we have, the God we believe. But beware, because once you're conscious enough to ask such questions, Western secret services will be after you. They want you to believe that the world is already the way it should be and that you're not to challenge anything.

Only few are awaken from intellectual slavery. Once you start asking questions, the slaves who are like minions will come for your skin.

Stories that wanna make you stay single forever.

Man was happy and everything was going fine in Edem, until God who literally saw the end before the beginning decided to give man problem... Now he wants to burn us in hell for what he literally started.

Adam no chop 'fruit' since he was in the garden until werey Eve enter emotionally blackmail am sey if e no chop, she no go give am kpekus again, as na only kpekus wey dey available that time, Adam lose guard.


He that finds wife finds a good thing, so Jesus and his disciples no like good thing.


No body should mention me abeg, I dey vex this evening.

V

Mental disorder... You have wife at home, if she denies you access there are more single women out there than married ones. Ashawo dey everywhere sef

If you wan kee your "husband" must you include others? After wedding no be you go cook him food? Why not take your evil to him alone?


Thank God I no dey attend event of any kind no matter who is involves

Aviation industry receiving heat these past few days.

Factcheck0001:
don't mind all those idiots

Go to property section n see good houses for less than 20 million but our billionaire's here will tell us 200 million isn't enough to buy land

They're builders/engineers, that's how they scam innocent to over pay them

seunmsg:
Lagos is the best governed state in Nigeria. We don’t need a savior in Lagos. Anambra on the other hand is one of the worst state in Nigeria. Peter Obi as governor of Anambra plunged the state into multidimensional poverty. The state surely needs a savior and we will gladly gift Chinedu Rhodes Vivour to help rescue the state.

Lagos is the best "governed" in Nigeria? 😂 😂 You guys are amazing.

The number 1 is applicable to whole state in Nigeria, Lagos is the only state you can buy all food items in the market by 4am. And workers are already on the road to work by 5am.

Before Lagos, I left home for work by 8:45 and got to work in 10 minutes. Lagos is different ball game, even though the work distance is the same, it took me 2 hours (that's if I leave home before 6am)


Lagos conductor made me lapped a lady with a voluminous azz and I alighted with the hardest erection known to mankind. It wasn't my fault, but biology and whatever brand of perfume she wore. I knew she felt it, I wish we have the abilities to control our serpent salutation, but this guy is triggered by visuals and touches.

helinues:
Imagine the whole long epistle with no back up pictures

What a poor reportage

Because you were blind to see the videos and pictures evidence circulating online few days ago.

It's well with una soul

Jeezuzpick:
That prison has possibly linked him up to dangerous individual fraudsters, hackers and fraud syndicates.

Have you heard the saying: "In the US, it's not prison, but crime school"?

Hushpuppi getting locked up is prolly like a brilliant medical student locked up with medicine professors.

That guy is gonna get worse once he gets out!

Unless one is incarcerated without parole in the US, their prison is just a criminal training school... That's why most of them still committed crimes upon crime after release

TOPCRUISE:
Transport operators excuse is always fuel prices have increased.

N50 increment in fuel price will translates to N200 increment in public transport in Lagos.

I've never seen a city so unorganized in my life, the government have no single control of the transportation system in Lagos... It's control by agberos and drivers.

As of 2020 Lekki phase 1 to Costain was N200, today is 1k with abeg.

helinues:
Even the car rear mirror to look back is in front.

Nigeria is progressing

Either you guys are daft or blinded by whatever you guys are being paid.

EYESofHORUS:
Hello Nairalanders.

Please i have an app on my phone that i want to restrict for functioning for a specified period?

I dont want to access it no matter what may happen untill the specified period elapse. Even if i delete it, and reinstall, i still dont want it to open untill the time i specified. The ones i have seen so far still allow me to modify the period i specified which will compromise the idea. Any suggestion will be appreciated.

Thank you.

Sportybet don hook your threat... All you need is self control and not app restrictions

Masama:
This song dey make me lose my self control anytime I hear am, Proper club banger

To me, Nigeria hip-hop died 2010...2005-2009 is the greatest year in Nigeria hip hop, both big and small artist where dropping topnotch hit.

BoldBrainz:
Make una no vex, but what's actually the hype about this song? Na just the party vibe of the beats?

There are songs I wonder how it left the studio.

This Gen-Z taste for music is worrisome to me, I couldn't play this song pass 30 seconds

Okay...

V

danvon:
The man is 100% right but it's USA, women always benefit from divorce the most.

You no dey read? That's South African, Chris brown was there for a show

lesbiconverter:
The harmattan seems to be short this year though

All weather is becoming unstable each year.

I can remember in early 2000s, harmattan starts mid October or early November and ends in mid/ending of January.
February and match we have a scorching sun, then comes rain in April till September.


All these seasons have been declining yearly, harmattan now barely last a week, except in the northern part. Rain barely last 5 months again, either it rains heavily once/twice in a month and takes a month break.

The only lasting thing now is heat.

Humans activities is slowing killing the planet and so many people are not taking notice.

In another 20 years, we might not have harmattan season again, 50 years from now we may be having just a month of violence rain/floor.

Oluromantic:
He's not against the wedding. He's only saying he as the head of a denomination, pple read a million meaning to see him attending such weddings and it has raised criticisms. It's like being the captain or coach of a team and wearing the jersey of another team. His not attending does not mean he's against it.

Some of y'all are confuse, tomorrow you'll claim Christianity is ONE BODY.


Make una dey whine una sef