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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: How Do I Do This In Adobe Photoshop? by Offpoint1: 8:39am On Mar 20, 2025
achu442:
Check these lines and shapes in the green background of this design.

How do I achieve this in Adobe Photoshop?

Both the square and the round ropes.
Are you a beginner? Because that's a very simple thing to do with your pen tool or shape tool.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Condemns Tinubu Declaration Of State Of Emergency In Rivers by Offpoint1: 9:30am On Mar 19, 2025
SmartyPants:
Was the suspension a punishment or simply necessary for peace to reign?
It's visible to the blind and you know it.


Since Wike and Fubara issues, has the president caution Wike? Has he summon for peace talk with both of them? He has always been one sided... You know this
Politics › Re: State Of Emergency In Rivers: Tinubu Blames Fubara, Silent On Wike’s Role by Offpoint1: 9:27am On Mar 19, 2025
helinues:
Na Wike demolished the state assembly complex?
Pretend like you don't know anything... Try to play smart
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Condemns Tinubu Declaration Of State Of Emergency In Rivers by Offpoint1: 9:24am On Mar 19, 2025
SmartyPants:
Thought it was both the governor and thr State Assembly that were suspended?
Was Wike not involve? Why didn't Tinubu punish him too?
Politics › Re: State Of Emergency In Rivers: Tinubu Blames Fubara, Silent On Wike’s Role by Offpoint1: 9:22am On Mar 19, 2025
helinues:
Fubara messed up

Even if he was having issue with Wike and Wike is closed to the president, why not try and be more friend to the presidency so that he can help you to talk to Wike

But no, he wanted everything to be gra gra
They both were fighting, why did your oga decides to punish just one person? Both of them should be suspended
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Condemns Tinubu Declaration Of State Of Emergency In Rivers by Offpoint1: 9:16am On Mar 19, 2025
2 children dey fight, papa decides to beat one and leave one.

Make we sidon, grab popcorn and observe how e go play out.
Properties › Re: Do Everything Possible To Own A Car And A Piece Of Land Before You are 35. by Offpoint1: 9:11am On Mar 19, 2025
wunmi590:
huh

In this present Nigeria, where yahoo and stealing is the order of the day, and people who are working legitimately can't have control of what they are earning...
This is how to instigate youths into committing crimes and do all kinds of evil for money.

Achievements or success is not age based.
Crime › Re: Navy Arrests Suspected Oil Bunkers With 62 Drums Of Crude Oil (Video) by Offpoint1: 8:14am On Mar 19, 2025
sneedpahpaz:
You’re a dimwit for this post. So you mean people aren’t surviving legitimately in this country despite the hardship? Criminality is a choice and your post shows your means of livelihood must be investigated. Oponu radarada
What's the crime? Anyone who takes raw natural resources provided by earth commit no crime.
Crime › Re: Navy Arrests Suspected Oil Bunkers With 62 Drums Of Crude Oil (Video) by Offpoint1: 8:12am On Mar 19, 2025
Free them you bastards
Foreign Affairs › Re: Spacex’s Crew-10 Arrives At The ISS, Paving The Way For NASA’s Astronauts Return by Offpoint1: 11:53am On Mar 17, 2025
Houseofglam7:
I doubt those astronauts will be able to walk when they get to earth. The muscle wasting would’ve been irreversible. But we’ll see. Hoping for the best 🤞
I have feelings the return mission might end in disaster, I pray it doesn't.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Spacex’s Crew-10 Arrives At The ISS, Paving The Way For NASA’s Astronauts Return by Offpoint1: 11:51am On Mar 17, 2025
nairalanda1:
A lot of white people believe that the moon landings never happened and the earth is flat,.for example

It's not just Africans.

Also in my experience, most Africans are too busy trying to make a living to care about mankind's exploits in space. It's great to know that Voyager 2 is still sending data to earth, but e no put food on the table.
Voyage 1 or 2?

For the moon landing, that one was a wash... Remember it was political motivated.

Even with 100x advanced in spacecraft, we are yet unable to send a soul to the moon, talk more of 50 years ago.

Do you see how long it takes to get human to the ISS successfully? Now imagine attempting taking them to the moon.

Moon landing was a complete wash, hence NASA deleted all files/data related to it, because they know with advancement in computer, someone will hack into their system and expose the lie one day.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Man Secures First Job In UK After 750 Rejections by Offpoint1: 11:40am On Mar 17, 2025
Zonefree:
Jobless for 7 years in a foreign land? Who has been paying his bills? undecided
Where una see 7 years? Post says 7 months and even the screenshot reads 7 months
Crime › Re: Wife And Children Decided To Kill Their Dad Because Of Pension Money by Offpoint1: 11:33am On Mar 17, 2025
FinanceHub:
Come to us for a loan instead of committing murder
I need business loan, how do I contact you?
Celebrities › Re: Asake’s Alleged Nursery School Teacher Speaks Out Amid Family Drama by Offpoint1: 11:13am On Mar 17, 2025
Idiots assuming he didn't take care of his son or abandoned him, so the son isn't entitled to take care him.

Y'all met your girlfriends in your 20s/30s, a total stranger that never contributed a dime in raising you, but you guys can do anything for them without thinking twice... Isn't that hypocrisy or MADNESS?
Business › Re: What 30k Would Get You 5 Years Ago(picture) by Offpoint1: 11:12am On Mar 17, 2025
DatNiggaDaz:
grin grin grin

Even your comment again shows that you are indeed a die hard BATist, all about being a BATist & BATists are absolutely irredeemable..

grin grin grin grin
The mumu "You can live comfortably with 100k in a month" 😂

It's evidence he's being fed...

If he wants to manage, that's 1k per meal on street food, that's 3k in a day x30 = 90k... Only on food o... Make we no talk other things.


These guys are living in denial
Food › Re: They Say Nigeria Is Hard But See Someones Lunch by Offpoint1: 11:15pm On Mar 15, 2025
Jokerman:
How...??

Protein is very good.
Red meat isn't good they said... You can eat intestines or white meat.
Education › Re: Federal Polytechnic, Nekede Suspends Lecturer For Assaulting Student (video) by Offpoint1: 1:44pm On Mar 15, 2025
UkoAnnang:
angry


Some lecturers are behaving like demi gods. However, I love the facts that the student maintain his steez. Someone like me we go fight right there
We go fight abi I go knack 2x2.5
Education › Re: Federal Polytechnic, Nekede Suspends Lecturer For Assaulting Student (video) by Offpoint1: 1:40pm On Mar 15, 2025
Dey guy na mumu sha... People like wey get anger issue for don rush the lecturer
Politics › Re: Members Incurring Losses,’ IPMAN Laments Dangote, NNPCL Fuel Price War by Offpoint1: 1:38pm On Mar 15, 2025
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Crime › Re: Lagos Woman Gets Husband Arrested For Allegedly Taking Second Wife by Offpoint1: 10:38am On Mar 15, 2025
TreasureJunky:
If married men think they can just bring in any woman into the home bc they are men and make her second wife, then women have the right to sue them for bigamy. Una think say na only Una dey cråzeeee . Bringing in another woman into your home to make her second wife is nothing but foolishness,,, if you're tired of your wife, send her home to her parents, then you can go ahead and marry all the women in the world
An African man is entitled to all the women in the world, if you're not OK with that... Die single.
Crime › Re: Police Find Children Abandoned In Mararaba, Nasarawa by Offpoint1: 9:15pm On Mar 13, 2025
I need reputable source for business loan of 500k-1m with 10-20% interest rate. To be fully repaid between a year (on monthly repayment basis)
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I'll Create Twenty Youtube Videos In A Month by Offpoint1: 6:56pm On Mar 13, 2025
Dewiseplus:
..

Reach out to me on WhatsApp

I'm open for negotiations
You wan sell product to public but no wan disclose amount you're selling your product 😂 how una dey reason sef?

Imagine you enter boutique to buy clothes, you ask attendant for price, he said make you follow am enter oga inner office for price... How you go feel?

State your price, who get interest go message you... Instead of wasting your time in DM and at the end na "I will get back to you" go end am
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graphics Designer Wanted by Offpoint1: 6:51pm On Mar 13, 2025
60k for graphics designer.... Una dey ment.

Use AI
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: I Urgently Need A 3D Animator For A Youtube Channel by Offpoint1: 6:44pm On Mar 13, 2025
ChinemeremFidel:
Yes....I want to make 16 of it...
My pay is 140.

Hit me up on my WhatsApp number
+2349162570256
The 16 for 140k? Or 140k per one?
Politics › Re: Transmission Lines Cut Impacts Bulk Power Supply To Lagos State by Offpoint1: 5:25pm On Mar 12, 2025
Nazgul:
Same here. Since last week our light has been epileptic.
I've wondering what's wrong... From 23hrs+ plus of light daily to just 5 hours since Saturday last at my area
Travel › Re: U.S Airplane Crashes With 5 Aboard In Pennsylvania (Photos) by Offpoint1: 10:05am On Mar 11, 2025
The crashes in aviation this year is not funny
Celebrities › Re: BabaTee Says Affair With Ijoba Lande's Wife Was Truth or Dare 'One-Minute Doggy' by Offpoint1: 12:45pm On Mar 10, 2025
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Politics › Re: Tinubu Rejects ₦‎942 Billion Census Budget, Proposes Use Of Corpers by Offpoint1: 8:50am On Mar 10, 2025
Mcslize:
If what you wrote here is true, then you are among the few that can withstand the challenges of life.

Any way, as for me, I failed up to 2 times and repeated primary 1 twice before I picked up. I can remember when after exam, they will fix a day to call results.

They will call first position, second position, third position till the last position and I won't hear my name. I will start to cry. It was the third time that I picked up and I became one of the best in my class.

I picked up that momentum till primary 6. Wrote my primary 6 exam and started Jss1 in the year 2001.

In government schools, no body really send anybody. If you fail you fail.

Looking back, it was a memorable journey.
You bring back the memories of calling results, we use to call it "Judgement Day" the most tense days during school days 😂
A lot of tears those days because you'll cry in school and still cry at home if you fail. ( The crying at home isn't because of beating, but because mocking by your siblings and friends)

I was lucky to always be among top 3, can still remember gifts (mostly pen/pencil and books 😂)

School was fun, not what we have these days. There was nothing like lunch money for us, during break we go into bush in search of fruits, palm canel and sometimes raw cassava 😂... After school, we head to the stream.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Rejects ₦‎942 Billion Census Budget, Proposes Use Of Corpers by Offpoint1: 7:47pm On Mar 09, 2025
Mcslize:
But you and I know the normal age that a child is allowed to start school in western world is 5. Fact check. It's only in Nigeria patents do push children to start school early cuz the system is not regulated like the west.

For you to finish secondary at 17 means, you jumped classes and got everything on a platter of gold. That's what they do in private schools. They will pass you even though you didn't merit it, just to show parents that you are doing well. You finished too early.

But for us, we went through the process step by step. We were not spoonfed to jump classes or pass to the next. The main hard work is in government owned schools where they will teach you what it means to work hard.

That's why till date, I will prefer my child to go to a federal university to have a taste of how hard the outside world is. So he or shed won't grow up as a soft child who will easily chicken out of every little challenges he or she may encounter in life.
I know the school age of the west.

I was not spoon fed, I've never attended private school in my life. I wasn't born privileged, I grew up in a village and as that time there was no school in my village. We walked 2+ hours to nearest government school "close" to us. We left daily as early as 5am, got school 7am and had to sweep the school, fetched the headmaster water, sweep his compound and do chore for him. Those days headmaster have their residence within the school and only go their home on weekends because of distance.

I started school at 5 and the criteria then, you'll have to crossed your hand above your head and let your fingers touched your ear.

I didn't repeat class nor jump any.

There was nothing like jumping class during my era, you fail you repeat. It doesn't matter how many years you repeat.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Rejects ₦‎942 Billion Census Budget, Proposes Use Of Corpers by Offpoint1: 2:50pm On Mar 09, 2025
Mcslize:
You dey Jons? SS1 not JSS1 o. You dey whine me. It be like say your eyes don dey pay you. What the laughter all about. Is 18years too old to be in SS1? You think say back then na now wey every small Tom and Harry dey jump class?

I finished secondary school 20yrs old that's after starting all over from JSS2 even though I had written my junior secondary school examination. Because I changed school, I have to start again from JSS2.

Gained 5 admissions in total in the university different years, but turned 3 down. Accepted 2. I no be your mate for school. We went through the process step by step. We no jump class like you. Una wey dey jump class any how through private schools.
I wonder you dey vex, the laugh is not an insult.

I don finish school before you dey that your ss1 and I finished at 17... I no be Gen-Z, I was born with long hands (that should explain better to you)

No fight
Politics › Re: Tinubu Rejects ₦‎942 Billion Census Budget, Proposes Use Of Corpers by Offpoint1: 1:11am On Mar 09, 2025
Mcslize:
How come we were in the same class as at 2006? You be old man o. 18 years old me then. And later you will still lie about your actual age o. Then no go know day you don old.
You dey ss1 at 18? 😂
Sports › Re: Barcelona Game Postponed After Team Doctor Suddenly Died by Offpoint1: 10:16pm On Mar 08, 2025
Jeez!

We punters don't pray for their death, we only pray for fight to broke out and our losing game refund

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