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Kennyfancy:
How come he grew so fat when he wasn't like that when he was young

Gluttony, Junk foods couple with slow metabolism and lack of exercise.

SonofElElyonRet:
But what kind of pot would contain a full grown woman to burn (cook) her like this? That's a cauldron o... a favourite of witches

You've never seen those party pots? Some can fit in 2 grown ups with space left.

3exe3:
Lol reminds me of a nigerian movie where thief carry e phone go charge for house e rob

Lol, This happened to me in 2020 during COVID, the idiot stole my PC, phone, atm card and headphone. Went and sold it, the person he sold to came to charge the phone at my place, all these within 4 days

Wetin I do? All I needed was salt, pepper, water, sand, fire and air at 12 noon. I handle him to the elements of life....

I got all my stuff back, till date my neighbors dey fear me. No be juju, I just use element of life command them like my grandpa talk

How medieval people were unable to convince people that there's heaven humans are going to, still baffles me till date. The worse is this delusion has been passed on from generation to generation.

God so loves drama that instead of creating you in heaven if he needed you in heaven like he did the angels, he decided to create you on earth so you'll die and go to heaven

Funny there's no Biblical verse God himself promised any human heaven. The earth was specifically made for humans.

Zxcvbnmghtr:

Nigeria justice system is dead

PerfectStranger:
Crying like you're not the bread winner of the house. Instead of getting your shìt together. Are you not a man?

All these Genz kids jumping into marriage. Can't even cheat successfully

I wonder o, as if he's not an African man.

If na me na to just arrange marriage with the chick, wife go come back to fight for me.

What's the difference between dig food and human food? Na the same thing naw.


By the ways, that's what a good graphics on product package can cause

The only solution to porn is to stop the fear before watching and guit after watching.

Once you can stop those 2 things, you'll see how uninteresting porn becomes to you.

These folks should let every countries to handle their problems themselves. All these poke nosing ain't needed.

It's impossible to be in the field for 90mins without touching the ball.

No team mate passes ball to you? Abi no mark anyone? Even coach dey touch ball

Seems these guys are disconnected from reality.

Please, if there's any state currently one can eat "Healthy diet" with 1k PER Day in Nigeria, someone should please help me with the name.

PER DAY should mean 3 square meal.

Negroid001:
No even bother. The work useless.
A lot of recent recruits dey do gee join am sef. Their 40k abi na 50k salary no fit hold body again.

I don change my mind 14 years ago already

😂 Like sey I wan include crypto for the remark 😂

Negroid001:
or hybrid

😂 I no wan hydrid, e fit be de day you report at the office na him dem go post you go North 😂

Do they accept "work from home"? I want to join the army, but I want to work from home.


On a serious note, I once applied like 14 years ago... Na screening ground I run go village 😂 I sidon inside hot sun for hours, I just think about my life again... How I take reach village till today I no know

CommonSense1967:
Clown. I know of at least 2 Nigerians who used to live in Israel. They were treated worse than dogs.


You have been brainwashed beyond repair.

Don't mind the mentally warped guy... A dog is more valuable to an Israeli and Arabs, than a black African. These religious idiots that had never spent a week in Isreal, would talk trash from their brainwashed jelly fish of a brain

Righteousness2:
Fake news..

Indians , Africans, philppines etc in very high numbers are queing to come to ISRAEL to replace the Palestines in Israeli farms.
Their numbers far exceeded what was needed in ISRAEL.

ISRAEL took off the palestines because investigation revealed many of them were involved directly and indirectly in tgw oct 7 massacre.

Delusion... Relocate to Isreal, spend at least a year there to figure out what they think of you. Maybe by then your mental illness will be cured.

Psych412:
simple....fu*k the club Manager in exchange for payment ...no strees

24hrs with hookup girls on x-4-money is less than 50k, not everything VG can solve

OK, next.

Polygamy is not frown upon by women if the man is rich.

Women won't care if you sleep with the whole world, as long as you're rich and famous.

A cheating man is a broke man according to women standard.

Now I understand why Solomon got 1k recorded women.

😂

galadima77:
You gotta study nature alot to know where such gifts come from. Not because he's been studying hard biko!!!

Think outside whatever box you've been confined to since childhood.

Autism