₦airaland Forum

flyinnizam:
perhaps it can buy small sweet

No N10 sweet in Nigeria again, not even chewing gum. They're all 2-3 N50

Mcslize:
Just dey run dey go. Don't look back o.

Good

Na me dey go back to my division so... I no like nonsense

Paraman:
Wetin Tinubu start wey you dey tell am to end?

No "WETIN FG START" government is about continuity....
Abi you wan tell me no Federal road abandoned or uncompleted currently?

Paraman:
So Obi want the Government to fix all the roads all over Nigeria in less than 1 year?Mumu man

This is the same way some idiots were wailing about Eko Atlantic City when Tinubu started the project.

As you no sabi read... The message is "Finish all the things wey you start before you start another one" beans wey you dey come since morning never done and no hope when e go don you don go put rice for fire

Timoleon:
Or make you make the call reach the lasf minute for morning without minding the time, the way mtn dey vanish your 100 naira ehn, less than 1 minute after 4:00 am mtn don tell you, 'you have 1 minute remaining' by the time you cut d call, na 22 naira go remain.

you legit.... you go come dey shout yeeee. you wey don plan to use am again

Why dem stop Nigerians since January? Na dey question be that.

Maybe some Bad Nigerians don steal dem tire

Timoleon:
A wasted mb out of your meagre 10mb who born you well to sleep well? You dey guide 100naira waiting for midnight, you say make you flash person wey you wan call later make e dey ready d person pick am your credit turn to 98 naira immediately. Na sad night dey wait for you so.

You go come dey beg per make dem Family and friend you N5

We dey guard N100 card that time with maximum security untill 12:00am ( If you flash 1 alakoba wey pick and your 1N is gone, you go come dey beg friends and family to transfer you N5 on FNF)
Era wey free 10mb go carry you like 2 weeks, bois dey hustle free browsing cheatz upandan. Respect to Sefan and Waptrick. Heartbreak was when you get mind download something of 1mb and downloading failed at 96% 1mb was like 10gb and the download dey take 50 years to reach 100%

Let's be honest... We've come a long way, and I feel like life was more fun in the past.
This current life everything is all about money, money and it sucks honestly.
Everyone is all about making more money than the next person, all our lives now revolves around making money. We've lost the fun part of life.

Racoon:
This should clear the doubts of all especially the mummified zombies hailing a government that have destroyed every progress that this nation has ever made including the economy.

Nigeria Economy starts nosediving since 2015 after Jonathan Handover power to APC

Sucre6:
Which power did he use here abitoshaker abi gantus gargantuan? 😂😂😂

You can see she is shaking before the deliverance, so it's Abidoshaker

VinnyBaba:
An Old woman is NEVER Old in a Dance steps she knows too well.

When I get to 52yrs or 70yrs and Dem Play me Awilo Logomba in a Party, I go scatter the Makossa Wella.

😂 🤣 My niccur... At 100 years, I go still carry award for Awilo 😂

MJ in Agbada 😂

Chibuezem:
He's talking about I AM THAT I AM the one who created all and was not created.

Simply answer the question... Biblical or Quranic God? I'm not asking for a verse.

This will be bad for all celebrants because most sprayers do so to show off. Giving you the fund in transfer or envelope will not massage their egos, so they won't give shxt or they'll give little.


Suspend all parties guys, else you run at loss.

God no go let us birth our executors.

jesusjnr2020:
I remember the first time I ever heard such a thing.

Although it was almost 2 decades ago, but once I heard it, I instantly knew it was emanated from the pit of hell.

It wasn't surprising that it came from a marine agent, that had tried to seduce my friend by all means to no avail.

Although I could instantly discern myself that it was demonic, I was still very concerned because right there and then I knew it was an idea Satan intended to plant into the church, that's if he hadn't done so already.

Hence why i'm not surprised that several so-called Christians have fallen for this demonic lie despite how glaring it is that is not Biblical and has nothing to do with God.

May God deliver us from the tares and lies that the devil has planted in the church. In Jesus name!

God bless.

Explain why eating a literal fruit punishment was painful birth for the woman.

Also explained why Cain sacrifice was rejected by God.
Explain why today you have some humans that can't harm a fly and there some we all question if they were created by same God. (a bad seed was planted along a good seed)

Also explain why the savior didn't come through sex.

Also explain why sex sin is the most committed sins daily.

You believe God will put a contaminated fruit in the midst of good ones? Think again.

Serpent was not an animal, but a human species.

Explain why of all the creation, only human male sex organ looks like the curse serpent.

The Bible is like a puzzle books, you need a functioning brain to connect the dots.

You don't know before?

Which of the "God" precisely? The Quranic, Biblical or the Creator?

Eriokanmi:
My phone was nearly stolen yesterday evening at ijaye-ojokoro area. I was going to see a friend at command area, via meiran. As soon as I passed ijaye, to turn in front of the ojokoro estate and face meiran road, there was this earth-moving equipment that was trying to turn and face ijaye but those vehicles that entered one way from ahmadiyya prevented him.

As soon as the long traffic eased, the long trailer now turned. On getting to my turn, a guy was talking to me, as if he was trying to clear the road for me, I now wound down, not knowing there was another guy to my right who was busy looking at my phone. As the guy on the left was talking to me to distract me, the guy on my right had picked my phone from where it was hidden, meanwhile, my ear buds were connected to it. I suddenly noticed that the music was fading in my ears so I looked at where I kept the phone lo and behold, it wasn't there. I now saw the guy trying to hurriedly take the phone across the road. I saw it in his hand. I didn't know the kind of speed with which I jumped out of the car to chase him. The other guy , noticing I might shout oleee, quickly collected my phone from him and gave me. I couldn't say anything again . Naxo my Samsung galaxy for loss . They'd just take it to computer village and sell it for 400k.

Robbery in lagos has taken a different turn and instead of acting, our governor is busy shouting like a tout

😂 Which thief for Lagos go sell phone 400k? Highest they'll sell is 50k

LAXconfidential:
Peter Egwu, the revving lunatic, is here again.

As COVID did not end the world, and Donald Trump did not win, neither 5G become a deadly bio weapon, you have now found a new hobby in Isreal/Palestine or Isreal/Iran war. Anything to make it look like your conspiracy theories are true, you will shamelessly latch on to it.

That dude needs help, people are yet to realize it.

They're replaying your life back to you. Is a reminder of who you were/are

Appropriate school age for kid is 3-4 years, but Nigeria is a country where things goes opposite direction.

Bar1941:
Which bank account did they want the #200billion to be paid to?

All indigene account

Urheadmaster:
There's one reptile 🦎 that has very long tail and looks exactly like snakes.

A neighbour from the neighborhood jumped from 2 story building and landed on the floor wearing boxers and holding towel when he came across it in his bathroom in ikotun Lagos state.

Na only God saves him because he no die but he spent two weeks in the orthopedic room

What Kind of coward was that? Fear kills faster than what we fear

Sonnobax15:

Shame on the likes of Slawomir and his goons that couldn't propel Naija to that list

But what's really wrong with Africa? Imagine even counties wey get cold weather no too dey there,but here in Africa wey out weather alone dey roast person,na here we take dey smoke pass

The list is for African countries and not the whole world

Better than going around shooting radom innocent people like usual.

Make e sign portable

Nyanabo:
It's on the high side.

I won't spend up to 65k on that shoe if I order directly from alibaba.

You can't compare bulk price on Alibaba with resellers.