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LordIsaac:
They won’t believe you, but it’s true. Just 3 weeks in the US, and I began missing Nigeria!

Me just 1hr into landing to the US I began to miss Nigeria. The food, the people, the culture and how everything dey go smooth without drama displays. Well I couldn't wait till my Visit visa expires bfr I launch back to Nigeria and infact no plans to japa anywhere, not at the moment.

edgecution:
I pray you get treatment for your depression. Ironically a lot of Americans especially ladies will give anything to relocate from United States. Most of them hate it here. They don't believe when they see the desperation of Africans especially Nigerians to come over.

Is that why Jessica moved to Nigeria??

I was surprised my guy's wife moved from the US to Nigeria with her two kids (both whites) I pray she's not making the wrong choice tho

Acidosis:
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You know what? Why don't you consider inviting OP's kids to spend the next holiday at your place? Let's see how well you handle diapers and baby sitting with two cups of rice and washing machine.

And while you are at it, start making plans to hire a professional pro.stit ute that knows how to clean, wash, baby sit and cook. Give her 100k monthly to run the home and maintain her body. That's what you need, not a wife.

If she doesn't kill you within a month, I will deactivate my account.

Deactivating your account is the smallest, you should be talking bout your terminating your "Life" here man

descarado:
Africa that is synonymous with poverty and wretchedness.

Of all things wey u talk Nothing pain me pass this one wey u talk. Aunty na ur FAMILY wey dey synonymous to wretchedness and poverty, not Africa.

How dare you get so brain washed that you have to call the Motherland what slave masters want you to believe??

No Phones and Computers in the world will function if Cobalt are not sourced from Africa.

France are rich today cuz of Gold from Africa

USA don't have oil but are oil richest today cuz of Oil theft from Africa

Africa is saving the world from Climate change effects cuz of It's large Lithium deposit and Gas

Your likes that use any Oppurtunity to talk down on Africa disgust me so much. Yes Africa are synonymous with Bad leaders, but Poverty and wretchedness?? Never in your life repeat such words. Can you imagine??

descarado:
Wife and duty?
Are you in 16th century?
Who gave her that duty?
You?
What is he risking?
Mamas full everywhere working. From hospitals to civil service to conglomerate to traders to even politics, are they not sacrificing their lives?
They will still go home and take care of the hone front.
Some feed the man, pay house rent.
So close your mouth cos you make no sense.

See them, ndi men.

Men that ran Nigeria aground.

Grow more intelligently to sound a point cuz I obviously can't pick a thing from the gibberish up there

assholemods:
You be real mumu 🤣🤣 True true your name na "offpointng"

Omo iya no vex jare na just transfer of Agg

Acidosis:
Workload is the amount of work you'd prefer your wife to do to the point of exhaustion, rather than spending 2% of your income on a cleaner.

Y'all wicked men will buy expensive phones for your girlfriends that contribute absolutely nothing to your lives, but watch your wife at home work herself to a state of exhaustion and unconsciousness.

Oga wait fest. let's assume it's a family of 4 (two kids) and there's washing machine at home and she happen to go to market just twice monthly and cooking just 4 cups of rice and other small food daily is what you call work load?? So news of househelps maltreating kids or poisoning families no reach your side??

All these Steve Harvey and Will Smith school students ehn, una go still cry las las dey watch

Acidosis:
You're the du m.b one, clearly. Your earning is useless if it doesn't reduce the burden and workload in your home.

Stingy criminal.

What do you refer to as work load?? You really can't expect any iota of intelligence from a Glorified subliterate

Acidosis:
You no try, sir. You earn 700k and all you have to spend on your family with kids is 100k every month, leaving your wife to cook, clean, wash, do nanny work and market runs, and probably still do her regular job, and you expect her to give you hot sex? With which energy, please? The same energy you could have preserved by spending extra 50k on a good cleaner or cook?

Give yourself a heavy knock on the head.

clean, wash and market runs. is it an everyday thing?? And what's the duty of a wife if she wouldn't cook? Like nigga are you this dumb?? So he that risk his daily life daily to rake in 700k monthly is playing?

Some of y'all lots ought to be in concentration camps cuz what nonsense is this??

assholemods:
What gibberish is this one saying?

You guys are nothing but refugee seeking wanderers that should consider going back to whatever holes you came from

Alabaintprice:
Then when the useless business shuts down, how you wan take survive?

Look around that rathole you call a house.

Every bleeping electronics in that hole including that box you call a phone is imported by an Igbo man who has helped subsidised the cost of electronics for the sake of paupers like you and your kind.

Trust me when I say when those business close. You will pay through your nose to import just 1 product for personal use.....


People wey no sabi anything for this life......

You think we leave SW and it will affect us.

Stop playing, you will learn...

Y'all will be at our boundaries waiting for the first truck of goods from Biafra to land in your messed up SW

What TH is wrong with y'all re-tards?? like is this how low and dumb y'all bring yourselves?? the shame you're bringing to your clans isn't worth it nigga

like how do sales of electronics bring bout development?? huh? I can't believe I gotta be engaging with a Subliterate after a wonderful BBQ night. I can just confidently enter a LG and Samsung shop and get to buy any electronics of my choice and safe myself from the fakes Ibos have got to offer. And Mohamed Fouani is the sole distributor of this products in Nigeria where others go buy from him at wholesales and sell to get profit. Nigga like do you think everyone is as dumb as you are??

I can't believe I have to engage someone this low but take your dumbness and your polyethene bag back to your poverty reeking region you bleeping poor refugees

LadyRosa:
Naaaa.
I'm delusional.

Tinubu lost Lagos, a free and fair election in Lagos will definitely unseat a Yoruba man in future.

Tinubu lost Lagos cuz lotta Yorubas hated him in whom I'm among and he dictating for Lagos like the state is some sort of his Father's property was what made many Lagosians hate him (A collective hate). I also voted Obi, until you guys made it a tribal thing. If Osinbajo were to be APC's flag bearer, where Obi go wan see vote?? where??

Dont get it twisted and don't deceive yourself, you can never get a chance in any future, not anywhere.

Airlord2030:
i don't understand this people.. you can import anything from anywhere in the world at the comfort of your home if you have the money...

my smart TV was imported because I not trust these igbos before them go sell refurbished and fake for me

Leave those chest beating Ediots

Alabaintprice:
Stand one place let thunder fire you.

You complain that they should leave your south west, you still say they will regret leaving south west.


I put it to you 100%
No easterner will regret leaving the SW.

Tell me what capacity do you have. What are you good at doing?

Your lives will be in ruins ones we leave your SW.

Common say we travel go Christmas, business go shut down. Y'all literally have to wait for us to come back January for your lives to come back to normal.....


Dude is feeling special with himself yet he can't even boast of been resourceful

Dimwit

Look at this delusional negro. SW will be in ruins if you dont sell Okrika's cloth, common Phone accessories like you do, gala and lacasera in traffic, fake earphones and chargers, selling electronics and vehicles spare parts that virtually every average Yoruba does. Phoolish cunt that you are, what do else do you guys do in the SW that seem special huh? tell me what you guys contribute to the SW that seemed enormous?? tell me. useless Pig clans

The only business that shut down are your useless businesses, nothing more

GetSenseNow:
Which means you inadvertently want them back if they leave. Anyways, not everyone gives a rat's ass about your region. I, for one, have never lived (except during my NYSC in Ogun state) and have no intention of living in your region

Want them back for what?? I'm saying an average Ibo man can't do without the SW, so if any of them is to consider relocating, it wont be long till they run back to the saving region. Weytin consine me concern una??

I'm so glad you made that decision, I wish millions of your brothers can equally do same

LadyRosa:
Lol.

Igbos have a huge stake in Lagos and by extension ALL lands in the Yoruba sphere. Just like indians in Britain, in future we shall not only claim half of lagos state assembly seats, we may also run and win governorship elections in lagos.

Make them conduct free and fair elections in lagos with an unpopular party fielding an igbo man, make I see weda una to go cry blood

It's alright to be self delusional. feel free to wallow in it

emmanuelbrown26:
Which other south west are u talking about aside Lagos? Whenever u guys mention south west I do laugh at u guys.

Whatever delusion you want to tell yourself, go ahead but SW will not miss you guys

GetSenseNow:
They will. Soon. It's just a matter of time. Check what happened to Warri, Delta state. Those who don't learn from history are bound to repeat it.

SW will not feel your absence. this is a fact. Every ibo that leaves SW for the SE, I give them a year max, they'd run back

GetSenseNow:
Yes, Igbos must start to come back home to develop Igboland

Exactly this is my wish. let them all leave SW and relocate back to their land biko

aboyaji:
Confusion everywhere.

No mind am...person wey no sabi weytin dey do am

Mitsurugi:
Can you really say Reno is a PDP member?

Former President Jonathan referred to him as a faithful and a strong loyalist. So if you ask me, Yes

kcnwaigbo:
This hungry man has abandoned Atiku to become Tinubu's number 1 campaigner!! The hustle I'd real.

Since 2009 till now, Reno omokri has remained a PDP member and he has promised to remain so till whenever. What can we report off Peter Obi??

We still expect Peter Obi to join Kowa party or Accord. it's just a matter of time

adieora:
You think say you wise? I bet you are not. You like to sound like you are but na comcom.

Ight you've been noticed. if you may....

Get lost

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elipheleh:
So a responsible man does not have the rights to be respected by his own household?

So being responsible does not worth anything in your house?

So a man should invite others to beg before his own wife will act in line and respect him?

So a woman giving birth gives her license to start disrespecting her husband? Hasn't many women on earth given birth and still sensible?

You see how stupid and daft you sound?

I was bout asking same. You took the questions off my mind

BlissGod:
You’re just a stupid man, I don’t know you but you Sound like one cocky piece of crap. Your stupid ego will soon scatter your marriage, just 300k that you’re here looking for gratitude a woman that could have lost her life in childbirth or worse.

A woman who has sacrificed her body to give you two kids. You are the problem of your marriage. Imagine using the word taming your wife as if she’s a dog you dey tame. Your wife might be going thru post depression of childbirth. Instead of sorting things out you’re here typing rubbish to talk nonsense about her. So let’s hate her now.

Take it cool on venting your frustrations on the young man. truly speaking he isn't behind ur current woes so you either advice him and if you seem annoyed, ignore and exit the thread.

Giving birth in marriage isn't a sacrifice, it's a commitment, an obligation and something necessary that should be done, just like calling a man's hustle to put food at his family's table "A Sacrifice" (sounds dumb doesn't it?) and if she says she won't give birth, no one will advice her to have kids when slurs and gossips of her being barren hit her

Also, Tame isn't a wrong word to use, it simply means, subjecting one into obedience and a state of being unharmful. you lot should try improve your English receptivity atleast.

Nteogwuija:
No matter the crimes they committed, we're all humans first of all.

Can u feed ur dogs that way, or can you have ur dogs sleep that way?

Gosh!

So Boko haram, cultist and Dare devil armed robbers should be given a 5star treatment?? Is like their hand never touch you bfr. You go soon learn

The spate of increased Robbery in Ipob filled areas like Alaja and Ogogo in Oyo state is sickening if you ask me. Why wont these ill fated developers just do their business in peace and leave for their village every December

LogicSense29:
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Una get screentouch for this price?

Lock him in a room for 3days without food, water and access to alcohol. Alcoholism is a demonic spirit that can only be delivered thr the option I stated above.

It shouldn't be more than three days since thrice is all what is needed to summon a demon. while doing that, pour some salt at the door step to deceive the demon into thinking that's a food. Remember salt is a dehydrating agent, So unleashing a demon after starving them 3days to come and eat salt will dehydrate them to death and finally dispatch them back to hell to debrief the devil of their awful experience on Earth.

Now go get your freed old papa